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What are some of /lit/'s favorite insults?

I find that it's nice to have a large vocabulary or at least uncommon words with which to berate others while they have to resort to overused expressions and simple words.

A few of my favorites:
>dim
>half wit
>mouth breather
>knuckle dragger

>> No.2499796

ultimate worstcunt

>> No.2499800

Cunt.

When said from a British accent (even welsh) it has a strong meaning. You know you fucked up when someone calls you it, the anger behind it is perfect.

When Americans say it, it is adorable, like when a kid says a cuss word.

>> No.2499802

>>2499796
is "worstcunt" your ultimate insult or is "ultimate worstcunt"?

>> No.2499805

You are such a great guy.

I bet you sound so clever dicing out those sophisticated insults at those you find below your station.

And you even put in the thought to avoid mainstream insults.

Bravo.

>> No.2499806

OP here,
while I agree that the word cunt has a certain bite to it, I was thinking of situations where I'm not blinded by rage.

>> No.2499808

>>2499800
>When Americans say it, it is adorable, like when a kid...
ding ding ding, we have a winner

>> No.2499809

>>2499805
see you had fun trying to insult OP but with gay prose rather than certain adjectives.

You're halfway there

>> No.2499814

>>2499802
you can say 'worstcunt' alone, but I find adding the 'ultimate' gives the whole thing a nice rhythm in a sentence.

>>2499805
get a load of this sensitive flower.

>> No.2499815

Getting called a cunt in a Scottish accent is fucking terrifying.

Getting called a cunt in an Irish accent is like getting called a 'rascal', it's the equivalent over there of 'oh you'.

My dad calls my mum a cunt pretty much whenever he refers to her in conversation.

>> No.2499823

>>2499789
gaybo.

>> No.2499825

>>2499815
>Scottish

Goldmine for insults.

>Haw you ya wee dobber
>I'll pump yer maw ya shitey wee jakeball
>Want chibbed ya greasy knobjockey?

>> No.2499826
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2499826

I came looking for fun new words to sling and all I get is cunt. I should add that I'm American, so it won't have the same force yuros exude.

>>2499814
>sensitive flower
I chuckled

For the remainder of the thread, we can practice suggested insults on >>2499805

>> No.2499828

kreten (cretin)
bedak (fool)
grozen/slab človek (terrible/bad person)

>> No.2499832

>>2499825
>fucking soap dodger insults.
Fuck off ya weedge cunt.

>> No.2499835

>>2499825
knobjockey

Now we're getting somewhere!

>> No.2499836

Affected

>> No.2499842

shakespeare is pretty good for insults:
Thou clouted boil-brained flax-wench!
Thou fawning earth-vexing dewberry!
Thou lumpish swag-bellied whey-face!

>> No.2499844

mongoloid
pleb
subhuman
neanderthal


the best of them all is still faggot, or more accurately OP is a faggot.

>> No.2499845

>>2499836
seemingly what this entire exercise could be defined as. A good one nonetheless

>> No.2499846

>>2499842
I lol'd
source?

>> No.2499848

Australian insults are the best, you uleh.

>> No.2499850

Everyone say "you fucking cunt" in your native accent, shit's gonna be hilarious.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Djqbfu01Uu

>> No.2499852

>>2499846
http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/

>> No.2499853

>>2499844
I've always liked pleb; it's in the same vein as rube
A rustic feel to them both

>> No.2499857

>>2499850
thats the kind of shit that'll make you shit your pants and run the fuck away
anyway:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MxmeW6KiDd
live in Lincolnshire but born and raised in Yorkshire

>> No.2499861

Dolt
Dunce
Subnormal
Pleb (oh wait, lit already knows this right?)

>> No.2499866

can some Americans do the vocaroo cunt challenge? It will amuse me...

>> No.2499868

>>2499850
thats actually pretty scary

>>2499857
i like yorkshire accents

>> No.2499869

>>2499852
>>2499852
haha. bookmarked

>> No.2499870

>>2499868
yeah, kind of lost mine, lived in Lincolnshire for 6 years now...

>> No.2499874

>>2499842
I just prefer to tell someone that their daughter and moor now make the beast with two backs.

>> No.2499876

>>2499857
>>2499868
People generally scared of that? Shit, being scottish must have desensitized me to that shit.

>that feel when you sound like a ten year old
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ceAPnMC38F

>> No.2499878

>>2499866
there are no americans on /lit/

>> No.2499880

>>2499878
OP here. I posted earlier in this thread that I'm American.

>> No.2499884

>>2499826
>>2499826
>I came looking for fun new words to sling and all I get is cunt...

I expected more from this thread

>> No.2499888

>Irish

>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zMoA3wJ1WU

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2499891

>>2499880
then do it faggit
pic related

>> No.2499893

>>2499874
Thou art a villain.

>> No.2499897

>>2499884
>I expected more from this thread

its a pissing contest, one way or the other.

>> No.2499898

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kPL3gVRYc9

Here's my cunt.

>> No.2499899

I just realised I don't have a particularly threatening voice.. I thought the Australian accent may have swung it, but no..

>> No.2499901
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2499901

dinglebury
knobgoblin
knobs-a-gobblin'
mouth-breather
(for liberals) New York-Jewish-left-wing-liberal-intellectual-central-park-west-Brandeis-University-with-the-socialist-
summer-camps-with-the-father-with-the-Ben-Shahn-drawings

>> No.2499903

>>2499899
Durr... http://vocaroo.com/i/s0j2YXoedxDq

>> No.2499911

>>2499898
>>2499903
More cunts please.

>> No.2499915
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2499915

Keep the cunts coming

>> No.2499919

>>2499825

>heid the baw

>> No.2499924

http://vocaroo.com/i/s07TChmckqTC

>> No.2499929

>>2499924
>voice breaking
how is ACTUALLY being 12 going for you?

>> No.2499932

cockmongler

>> No.2499933

fuck-knuckle
fistpump
mong
numpty
tosser
anus
tard
wankstain
cuntbubble
spunkmuncher
clog bastard
pillock
prick
flaw
slot
clueless dickmunch

are some of the ones I've used in the last hour or so on 4chan. Maybe they're my favourites, who knows?

Shitehawk may be one of my absolute favourites though.

>> No.2499936

>>2499933
imsoenglishishitthequeen.jpg

>> No.2499937

American here

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EBI8tdZoKj

>> No.2499940

adding turbo- or robo- as a suffix to insults is p cool

>> No.2499941

fuckpig

>> No.2499942

>>2499937
I am highly amused

>> No.2499946

Fuckhead
dumbass
"how can you possibly be so stupid"

>> No.2499953

american
stupid
philistine
little boy

>> No.2499954
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2499954

>>2499946

>> No.2499958

>>2499940
to an extent, but it also shows that you're a basement dwelling permavirgin.

Oh theres another addition to your list: perma-

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2499961

>>2499942
glad I could be of service

>> No.2499962

nonautist
unvirgin
normalfag

>> No.2499971

>>2499954
What? Usually only insulting people in the heat of the moment, so I tend to stick to "tried and true" insults. These tend to be very effective if said directly to someones face.

Of course, my intention is to insult, not confuse or be funny.

>> No.2499979

>>2499971
2/10 for getting a response

>> No.2499980
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2499980

My favourite is mongoloid. I've taken to saying "shite" instead of "shit" as well, though that's not really an insult.

Faggot is best when it's pronounced distinctly as "faggit" with a sort of nasal quality. Adding "little" before the insult adds to the effect.

>>2499825
>I'll pump yer maw ya shitey wee jakeball
I just busted my gut.

>> No.2499985

>>2499980

>I've taken to saying "shite" instead of "shit"

You'd better be British/Irish or else you'll sound like an idiot.

>> No.2499997

>>2499985
>Does being half-Irish but never having been to Ireland count? Derp~
I'm Canadian, but the majority of my friends are English. It's rubbed off on me. I probably do sound like a fuckwit when I'm not around them and say it though.

>> No.2500001

Degenerate is pretty good too.

>> No.2500018

pickaninny
mongoloid
bog whore

>> No.2500019

>>2500001
seconded

>> No.2500021

Arsehole
Arse bandit
Bawbag
Shitebag
Twat
Cunt
Cuntbag
Dobber
Prick

And so on

>> No.2500022

manchild
stupid fucking cunt
faggotmaster
Inbred

>> No.2500024

>>2499997

Also, it can be an insult, you shite.

see?

In British swearing, any word can go anywhere, they're all wild cards.

>Fuck you you fucking fucker
>fuck that you shit, it's cunting it down, youfuck off to the bastard shop
>Suck my wanker you cuntfucker

It's all about intent.

I have heard, or said, all of the above in the last two days

>> No.2500035

>>2500024
>you cuntfucker
is that actually an insult? I mean I guess if you're like in some very gay community it might be.

>> No.2500038
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2500038

Oh, I also like calling unattractive females by the following: nasty, slag, nasty slag, and slagnasty.

This is Lights on Epic Meal Time.

>> No.2500046

Someone took my favourite one but spelled it wrong.

Dingleberry.

>> No.2500052

>>2500038
slag. I enjoy that

>> No.2500053

I fucking love American accents but in the insult business, the scottish clearly lead the game.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9arSotadmY

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2500061

>This thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFW_rrhHBEQ

The #1 Cunt

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2500063

>>2500053
OP here.
I agree that Scots take the cake.
Anybody care to analyze why insults in scottish language sound so gratifying?

Is it maybe the guttural nature of the language itsef? It sounds a bit more forceful and angry?

>> No.2500072
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2500072

>>2500061

>> No.2500084
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2500084

http://vimeo.com/38295530

>> No.2500265

Cockjuggling thundercunt.

>> No.2500279

>illiterate
>dumbass
>commie
>faggot (my go to)

>> No.2500294

Chode hoagie

>> No.2500296

I wish my Glaswegian grandmother was here so I could make her snarl YOU FUCKING CUNT at my laptop so I could record it. There have been some excellent examples so far, but you would seriously think you were about to die very fucking imminently if you heard this woman call you a cunt. Which she calls pretty much everyone she comes into contact with.

>> No.2500314

>>2500279
Have you used cultural marxist?

>> No.2500388

bydlo
knuckle dragging troglodyte

>> No.2500397

>gobshite
>Mary Jane
>nonce

>> No.2500405

>dolt
>simpleton
>faggot

>> No.2500410

>dickpickler
>failed abortion
>buttnugget
>whiteman

>> No.2500895

Probably "worm", "cuckold", or "ape". "Nigger", "cunt", and "slut" are also classics for a reason.

>> No.2500942

phallophage

>> No.2501054

Well, the Dutch stand-by of course: Cancer sufferer.

>> No.2501085

>>2501054
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_profanity

Oh god this is gold. You niggers seem to hurl around deadly diseases as insults all day everyday.

>> No.2501094

Mikhail Lermontov, "A Holiday in Peterhof" - "Петергофский праздник", 1834)
And so, I will not pay you
However, if you are a simple blyad' (bitch)
You should consider it an honour
To be acquainted with the cadet's khuy (dick)!


Итак, тебе не заплачу я:
Но если ты простая блядь,
То знай: за честь должна считать
Знакомство юнкерского хуя!

>> No.2501095

Krijg de tyfus, klerelul

>> No.2501114

Usually cunt, but that's because I only insult when I'm pissed off because one or both of us being retarded

>> No.2501163

http://talesofridiculousness.blogspot.com.au/2010/05/serbiancroatian-swear-words-explained.html

>> No.2501737

>>2500388
>>2500388
this could be the new pleb

>> No.2501755

>>2500038
Stop enjoying Lights. She's female Owl City.

>> No.2501761

i try not to use gendered or racist or otherwise bigoted insults

that's just me tho

>> No.2501774
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2501774

Dickhead or dickhead with a blue suit.

http://www.movieline.com/2010/03/23/david-mamets-memo-to-the-writers-of-the-unit/

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2501777

faggot
bitch piece of shit
punk bitch
bitch faggot
dick
fat homo
christian

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2501905

Gaze upon thy destiny, with this sword I will cleave your lying maggot mouth from your swine head!

>> No.2501912

Bastard is my go to. Usually preceded by fuck in some form.
Also "God damned son of a bitch" comes to mind as something I'd say.
I stay away from cunt or bitch because that is usually said by foreigners or ghetto boys.

>> No.2501917

I usually go for "Well if it isn't fat stinking billygoat Billyboy in poison. How art though you globby bottle of cheap stinking chip-oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly, though." that usually puts them in their place

>> No.2501927

>>2499828

>grozen človek

You insult people by calling them a bad person? Ruthless.

>> No.2501943

>Foul swine
>Manlet
>Horse-pleasurer
>Meat sack
>Barbarous ingrate
>Ungrateful chickenfucker
>Worthless, feces-ingesting reprobate
>Childish bafoon
>Down with the syndrome
>Poor decision-maker
>Great big fuck

>> No.2501951

Salad eater
Mixamatiodal rabbit
Failed abortion
abbo

>> No.2501952

>>2501927
It's actually harsher than name calling now isnt it?

>> No.2501955

>>2499828
I prefer "blbec." Short and to the point.

>> No.2501968

I usually tailor insults to the occasion, however, my favorite recent ones have been:

Nice shoes! Did you find them in your mums closet?

The last time I fucked your sister she called out your name, so I pulled out my thumb and stuck my dick in her ass.

You aids infested needle dick

Please castrate yourself for the good of humanity

Or my mates favorite:

Nice shirt! Do they make them for men?

>> No.2502016

i like to say "get your hands off me you savage!" with a lispy accent. Get's em every time.

>> No.2502017

>>2501968
3/10

middle-school tier, which may be fitting.

>> No.2502020

female

>> No.2502022

>>2502017
fitting like the woman's clothing you like to wear, faggot.

>> No.2502023

I call people 'flaws', or something that undermines their sense of self-worth.

>> No.2502029

myxomatoid is my favourite so far

>> No.2502033

bint
wispy dicked faggot
ponce

>> No.2502034

cockjockey

>> No.2502148
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2502148

This thread is gold. Especially liking the 'you fucking cunt' challenge. Saaf London here, would contribute if my mic worked.

Anyway;

-'Bint' is a particular favourite, can be substituted for 'winty'.
-'Wank-stain'.
-'Chutney ferret', 'turd burgler' and 'poo-poo chewer' for those who bat for the other team.
- 'Knave' and 'harlot' for the retro disser.
-'Itinerant gentleman' is a good one for a tramp.

Pic Related: if this man called you a fucking cunt, you'd know about it.

>> No.2502301

> Malignant Squirrel

Best used in a Scottish accent

>> No.2502325
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>> No.2502331

grody fucker
nihilistic chaser bitch

>> No.2502337

>>2499980

My friends all get weird when I say "mongoloid" because it's racist to someone probably. Meanwhile nobody cares about a colloquial "nigga". I do love mongoloid though.

My top insults are hyperfaggot and ass castle.

>> No.2502339

artless aryan manchild
capitalist

>> No.2502343

Cunt and faggot are the two that I use the most. When I'm really angry and I let it all hang out, I like to pull out 'bitch-made nigga.'

>> No.2502349

I always liked using ree-ree (retard) or mongoloid.

Any insults where the recipient has to repeat the word out loud to him or herself in question form immediately afterwards gives me satisfaction.

>> No.2502355

fucking breeder pig
sheep