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2499151 No.2499151 [Reply] [Original]

Do you have a girlfriend/wife, /lit? If so, read my story, and answer my questions.

I'm 18 years old, tall, not very muscular - but fairly athletic built, broad shouldered, I have a very masculine face (for my age) and both my face and my body is pretty hairy.

In other words, I'm pretty popular with both the young and older women. Now, married women at 30+ giving me looks doesn't shock me, as they probably want some fresh meat before they dry out. However, even here at school I get loads of looks from girls I know have boyfriends (good looking girls - even "models", not just desperate hambeasts), and they seem very comfortable flirting with me. I don't blame them though, I sure as hell wouldn't be faithful either.

My question to you: Why do you bother getting yourself emotional invested in girls/women you deep down are nothing but a depository? What is so great about having a girlfriend that you are willing to accept her habit of searcing for a bette rman behind your back?

>> No.2499153

>>2499151
deep down know are nothing but a cum depository*
better man*

>> No.2499155

>every one who flirts is a whore
>every smile means she wants your dick and is willing to sacrifice her relationship to do so

You must be new with this.

>> No.2499156

Most people eventually settle and become comfortable in it.
Also, I don't look at physically cheating some horrible thing. People want sex, if you don't give them enough sex, they go get it somewhere else. Some people want more sex than others, etc etc. Infidelity is more a problem of compatibility than some horrible sin or character flaw.
Lastly, you're overgeneralizing. Not all people are like this, and you're wrong to assume so, plain and simple. The idea that no couple in the history of mankind has remained faithful to each other is a bit hard to swallow. Even the idea that the majority of people are unfaithful seems a bit unrealistic simply because of standards of attractiveness and the combination of both motive and opportunity that infidelity requires. Crunching it down to numbers, and I think if you went to Game Theory it'd be supported, infidelity is not something that pays off so much that everyone or a majority of everyone is willing to do it.

>> No.2499158

Go on and try to get those 30+ married women to suck your dick. lel

>> No.2499162

i know i could go fuck other women. i oogle other women. but i don't fuck other women. so what?

anyway, my wife is a good cook and makes me my lunch every day and has dinner waiting every night. to be honest, her cooking is half the reason i married her i'm not even fat.

>> No.2499161

you're a dumbfuck and this isn't /lit/

>> No.2499163

>>2499155
Who said she I didn't give her my dick? And it didn't sacrifice her relationship, as their boyfriends will never know.

>>2499156
I'm not saying every women _have_ been cheating, I'm saying a clear majority will cheat when the right conditions are met.

>> No.2499169

> Why do you bother getting yourself emotional invested in girls/women you deep down are nothing but a depository?

bc we like to read books together.

>> No.2499173

>>2499163
>I'm saying a clear majority will cheat when the right conditions are met.
And I'm saying this is a moot point because those conditions are rarer than you think. Therefore not all women, or even a majority, are "nothing but cum depositories," that are "searching for a better man" behind our backs. They're people who might possibly leave you, the same as you are a person who might possibly leave them. That's it, and nothing new for us as human beings.
You're making some assumptions that I just don't agree with, and saying "with the right set of conditions" means exactly jack shit: given the right set of conditions, ANYTHING is possible, the phrase itself is a supposition, a hypothetical clause.

>> No.2499177

>>2499173
And my experience tells me these conditions aren't that hard to meet. Why do you think they're that rare?

>> No.2499179

>>2499177
I already said why I think they are rarer than you think.
>>2499156

>> No.2499181

>>2499177
Also, you really shouldn't trust personal experience in these things. Do you not understand just how much we know about the world is counter-intuitive? There's an immense amount of knowledge from numerous fields of study with supporting, rational evidence that shows anecdotal evidence is rarely sound evidence.

>> No.2499184
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2499184

A GUY THAT GETS A SHIT LOAD OF PUSSY DOESN'T BOTHER MENTIONING HOW GIRLS 'GIVE HIM LOOKS' AND 'FLIRTS'.

OP, WHY NOT POST A PICTURE OF YOURSELF IF YOU'RE GOING TO TALK YOURSELF UP SO MUCH?

PICTURE RELATED, ME.

>> No.2499186

>>2499184
Man you don't even look like you've hit puberty.

>> No.2499188

>>2499186
YEAH, I WAS GIVEN THE GIFT OF BABY SKIN AND FACE.

PRETTY GOOD FEELING WHEN MANY OF MY FRIENDS HAVE ALREADY STARTED BALDING AND I HAVEN'T BEEN TOUCHED BY THAT CURSE.

AND THANKFULLY GOD BLESSED ME WITH THE SPLENDID HEIGHT OF 6'4" AND BLUE EYES. TRULY BLESSED.

I'M COMPLETELY SATISFIED WITH MY LOOKS, BUT THANK YOU JIM. ALTHOUGH I SHOULD TRY TO PUT ON A BIT OF BODY MASS.

>> No.2499189

>>2499179
I guess my question shoul've been: "What do you base your statements on"

>Even the idea that the majority of people are unfaithful seems a bit unrealistic simply because of standards of attractiveness and the combination of both motive and opportunity that infidelity requires.

Standards of attractiveness are easily met, as well as 'opportunity'. And what do you mean by "motive"?


>>2499181
I am obviously biased, but how many papers do you have on evo.psych forcing monogamy? There are however several theories on women craving for the better man during certain points in her menstrual cyclus, while settling down with men that ore more likely to be more supportive.

>> No.2499207

The sex is better when you're emotionally invested

>> No.2499220

>>2499207
This.

Not very fun when you don't care about the person. Anyone that says different is either a sociopath or a liar.

>> No.2499221

>>2499207
I prefer the thrill of having a new girl, especially if i hardly know her. I almost never use these girls for continued encounters though, unless I can keep the relationship strictly for pleasure.

>> No.2499225

>>2499207
I've never been particularly "invested" in a girl, so I wouldn't know. But I very much enjoy hunting down knew girls, or the thrill of taking what I want (ie: girls with boyfriends)

>> No.2499226
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2499226

>>2499184
>>2499188

>> No.2499227

>>2499225
new*

>> No.2499230

>>2499226
He's not that feminine though - a fine chin with a fairly broad face. But yeah, there's a reason his friends have started balding they got all the testosterone

>> No.2499234

>Be /fit/
>Girls don't give me the time of day
>Kind of let myself go since leaving school
>Girls are magnetised to my skinnyfat approachable physique

what.

Also, I have a certain style, but I break it and wear nice clothes on occasion. Girls notice it, but not the kind of girls I am interested in, kind of like the cum repositories of OP's post.

It's not like the competition is great or even existent. I usually wear classy shit and everyone else is rocking Vans and those flat cap things with huge baggy shirts that haven't been within fifteen hundred miles of a tailor's assistant's wife's daughter.

>> No.2499237

>>2499226
>that feel when I look like the second guy, but probably have the 'stereotyped' personality traits of the first.

>> No.2499254

>>2499151
I just dick older women.
I'm 26
I fuck bitches between 35-40
I have no time for girlfriends.

I'm not that good looking either, ergo 35-40 year olds I pick up at 80s bars.

>> No.2499257

Because it feels good, man.

>> No.2499264

>>2499151
everybody flirts
i have had the same girlfriend for years, still flirt all the time, it's a fun game
you're just some 18 year old faggot that thinks flirt = would jump dick immediately if given the chance
get the fuck off my /lit/ NOW

>> No.2499270

>>2499264
Bitches flirting when they aren't interested is the fucking worst.

They deserve the rape.

>> No.2499282

>>2499264
Again, who said I haven't had several girls (with boyfriends) "jump my dick"? Hell, I lost my virginity at 13, with a girl that had a bf.

Also, would you really be that ok with me visiting your girlfriend after work? When she contacts me and says she's alone at her work, and would like some company?

Her constantly looking at me, even while your holding her hands?

>> No.2499289

>>2499282
you're

>> No.2499296

Did you enjoy "Lost in translation" OP?
I haven't seen the gif in a while.

>> No.2499301

>>2499282
You're still all talk without anything to back it up.

Like I said before, post your pictures or shut the fuck up.

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2499305

>>2499282
You think looks and charisma is what gets you bitches? You think they're looking for their next lay?

Mother fucker you don't know shit about women. All women want is MONEY!

That's right MONEY!

You're nothing to them than a means to an end to improving their bank account. If your really think that your 'golden dick' and good looks are what they want, then your some teen-aged little shit that don't know shit.

Its all about MONEY.

>> No.2499308

>>2499301
Answer the fucking question. Would you be ok with it? It's just flirting, you know.

What does it matter how I look like? You're still arguing for it to be harmless nonetheless.

>> No.2499309

>>2499305
You've obviously never been clubbing? You can pick up for a one-nighter without buying her one drink. Granted, you may have to pay for the taxi, but you'd probably do so regardless.

>> No.2499310

>>2499308
I'm Capsguy by the way, not the other guy you were conversing with.

You conveniently ignored my previous post.

>> No.2499311

>>2499296
Sure, why?

>>2499305
I'm talking about sex, not a relationship.

>> No.2499317

What the fuck does this have to do with literature?

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>>2499311

>> No.2499323

>>2499317
Think about how much literature has to do with dudes bitching about ladies. Pretty relevant when you think about it.

>> No.2499325

>>2499311
No particular reason, I was just wondering why you picked the gif, as the film is about relationships.

>> No.2499327

>>2499321
Stupid bitch dies her hair but not her eye-brows?

>> No.2499332

>>2499323

Yeah but y'all bitch ass niggas ain't talking about a single page of it.

>> No.2499341

There's a Korean girl in my class I've got in my targets at the moment OP. She's got a classic East Asian butter face and a nice ass, and the other girls in my class are decrepit German sluts, chubbies from the Mediterranean and stocky Russian bitches who would probably come with three varieties of crotch rot.

Shes clever but I think she's a wee bit autistic because she hardly speaks, is extremely nervous around people, just waves all the time and her Facebook is plastered with her holding up signs saying 'Jesus Saves' and 'Go God!'. It's endearing and delicious.

I pretended to love her shitty kpop music, bullshitting about my favourite band being 'Beast' and shit; she was overwhelmed. Apparently Koreans are obsessively insular about their culture even when abroad.

(contd)

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>> No.2499346

>>2499341

Last weekend there was a house party in the student dorms, she was mashed on 3 beers and I slipped out for a McDonalds (I was quite stoned at this point) and apparently was going from room to room trying to find me. It wasn't time.

Today we were listening to my beautiful dark twisted fantasy together and she asked me if I remembered anything about the party because she didn't (obviously embarrassed as fuck). I'm not really worried about some other guy getting her first, the other guys here are either members of the autismal division of the trenchcoat mafia, American meatheads who wear sunglasses indoors and say 'bro' unironically and sons of neo-colonial oil tycoons from the UAE with silver spoons in every orifice. My crazy Slovak friend creeps her out, though (and rightly so, he's grown a beard and is still publicly trying to coerce me into getting prostitutes together).

This Friday there is another, bigger party and I intend to fully exploit the emotional momentum of this girl. I'm almost certain she's a total virgin. An unspoiled vessel. 

I'm never fucked an Asian girl before; Ive heard they're annoyingly loud and generally terrible; I might have to gag her with her panties to stop some sneaky cunt from catching onto my operation and telling my girlfriend.

Will post results

>> No.2499348

>>2499346
fuck sounds like when my "bro" was at LSE

>> No.2499350

>>2499346
yawn

but I do have a craving for McDonalds now, fuck.

>> No.2499353

>>2499341

>Koreans are obsessively insular about their culture even when abroad.

This is well known, and ironic because kpop is so fucking awful

>> No.2499356

Where do you come from OP? Describe your face, as you probably won't post a picture.

>> No.2499361
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2499361

>>2499346
You write well, guy

>> No.2499363

>>2499356
I'm from England. I look a lot like the guy on the right (>>2499226) Just with brown eyes, and heavier cheekbones.

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2499366

>>2499361

I was posting from my phone inbetween stops on the underground.

>> No.2499370

>>2499366
Just some notes from the underground, aye?

>> No.2499374

OP lives in a fantasy world where looks constitute anything more than that. OP has never hooked up with a single girl who has given him a "look." OP is very busy looking for looks, so much so that women are bound to look back if only to get a glimpse at the guy who is staring awkwardly at them.

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>>2499370

How very Apropos.

>> No.2499486

>>2499374
Why would OP do that if he's that good looking?

>> No.2499505

>>2499486

Because OP is a coward.

>> No.2499503

OP, delusions of grandeur much?

>> No.2499519

>>2499505
I don't think I quite follow you...

>> No.2499525

>>2499519

If you can't follow that, I don't see what you're doing on /lit/, as it's far easier to apprehend than any of fiction or philosophy that's discussed daily here.

>> No.2499536

fuck if i know, i've never been in love. i just have girlfriends because it's easier to get sex on a semi-regular basis that way than trolling clubs, coffe shops and campuses. i don't even like any of the girls i've dated, if i like a girl's personality she usually ends up a friend and it'd find it repulsive to sleep with her.

>> No.2499543

>>2499525
I don't quite follow you because your logical reasoning makes no sense. Is OP a coward because he stares at people? Or is he perhaps a coward because he thinks looks have a greater meaning than they usually do? In which case, he stated earlier that he also has slept with several of these women. Whether his lying, trolling, or perhaps even being honest, is another discussion.

He also said he's from England though, I don't know how important these "looks" are there, as I'm from Norway.

>> No.2499553

>>2499543

OP looks at girls, receives one look back, declares that some sort of social victory, complete sexual submission and consent, and leaves it there as to not interfere with his fantasy. Had he really slept with so many girls, he would already know the answer to his stupid question, which isn't a question at all, but a method of furthering his fantasy through speculative bragging. UNDERSTAND, Norway?

P.S. When he said "models," I guarantee he was referring to ONE girl who got her picture in a catalogue ONCE, who he has not slept with, but got to talk to in the lunch line or some nonsense--another huge social victory for him and affirmation of his self-ascribed amazing aesthetics.

>> No.2499567

>girls/women you deep down are nothing but a depository
>girls/women...deep depository

women, amirite?

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2499568

I don't like this new century.

>> No.2499575

>>2499553
>OP looks at girls, receives one look back, declares that some sort of social victory, complete sexual submission and consent, and leaves it there as to not interfere with his fantasy.

I suggest you actually read his posts, as he (several times) claims to have slept with "them". Having slept with countless of married/taken girls will only give him the experience of approaching relationships from a negative standpoint.

But let's say your right, and he has created this fantasy of social success. This does not point towards him avoiding pain (unless it's meant to compensate for something), but rather seeking pleasure, which is not cowardly at all.


>P.S. When he said "models," I guarantee he was referring to ONE girl who got her picture in a catalogue ONCE, who he has not slept with, but got to talk to in the lunch line or some nonsense--another huge social victory for him and affirmation of his self-ascribed amazing aesthetics.

As far as I know there aren't many models in high school, no.

>> No.2499580

>>2499575

Your analysis is a joke. Stick to Norwaying.

>> No.2499588
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2499588

OP is right, don't get emotionally invested, use them as a depository that the Lord God has ordained them to be and be fruitful and multiply. Let them raise the kids so you have more chances to spread your genetic material around.
quit being white knight emos and recognize the truth as it is being told to you.

>> No.2499635

pls delete lit moot

>> No.2499678

sage for normalfags

>> No.2499694

>>2499346

truman are you in LSE?

>> No.2499699

>>2499694
no

>> No.2499960

Love, how does it work?

sigh, OP, sigh

>> No.2500450

Lol at OP still not posting his picture

Insecure, right?

>>2499346
Wow, you need to put in that much effort to bang a Korean chick? You're not doing it right, Jon.

>> No.2500504

There's something fulfilling about having a woman pour affection into you. Even if your returned affection is just for show, there's something awfully special about being the object of someone's romance.
Women are generally less rounded people than men, but what they offer to a conversation or any group is absolutely necessary. Having an attractive girl in the room creates a primal, subconscious competition between the males in the room.
tl;dr: i interact with girls so i can put my dick in things

>> No.2500510

/r9k/