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2492506 No.2492506 [Reply] [Original]

That feel when I see a girl on the train reading this and she's either gay or the only woman on earth with a greaser haircut, a girly pinup forearm tattoo, and an appreciation for the cock

I mean I'd like to be her friend too but how many healthy friendships have been forged in the fire of a craigslist missed connection posted by a chantard

>> No.2492918

>>2492506

>"I mean I'd like to be her friend"
>Didn't talk or interact with her while on the train

I think she'll totally dig you dude.

>> No.2492940

I won't be posting in this thread, because I only study irrelevant things I can argue about uselessly.

>> No.2492948

>>2492940

I like this D&E, but it seems silly to do this when he barely comes around anymore.

>> No.2492961

>>2492948
FEEL THE FULL BRUNT OF MY FUTILE AND ASININE BEHAVIOUR, PLEBEIAN!

I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, I DON'T HAVE A JOB, I DON'T EVEN HAVE NEW VIDYA TO PLAY. THIS IS WHAT I'M DOING ALL FUCKING DAY, SO DEAL WITH IT.

>> No.2492963

Over the last few weeks I've seen two girls crying on the subway. I was surprised at how it made them sexier. I might become an emotional sadist

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>>2492961
Glorious D&E truly was the best of us.

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>>2492963
I fuckin' lol'd.

There was actually a week where I witnessed a woman crying in front of me (not my doing) every damn day. Supposedly there's a component in women's tears that's essentially a boner-killer, and I'd agree with that about 68% of the time.
Maybe she is a fan of the ladyfruit OP, who cares, there's one person you could talk about books with aside from this bastion of the literate forsaken.