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What's the first thing that jumps into your mind when you think about descartes?

>> No.2463765

booty bass

did you know ghettotech DJs can battle at 160 bpm?

>> No.2463767

Descartes sitting in a bar hammered. He knows he's had too many to drink.
The bartender walks up and asks him, "You want another?"
Descartes says "I think not," and disappears.

>> No.2463768

I think therefore I am.

Meaning I don't know much about him and the cliche comes naturally.

>> No.2463770

>>2463765
>>2463767
>>2463768
interesting, apparently it hasn't spread here.

For reference, it spread to /sci/

It's up to you to decide if that's good or bad.

>> No.2463771

A fly walking across a ceiling.
And living your whole life in a bed.

>> No.2463772
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2463772

Because there was a bit on him in there...

>>2463765
Did you want me to play in ponyland sometime?

>> No.2463775

little glass sinky thing in a water bottle.

>> No.2463776

Qui Qui, Motherfucker.

>> No.2463777

give her the dick

>> No.2463785

>>2463765
why didn't someone do this way earlier

>> No.2463791

highschool

>> No.2463788

I wanted to get into philosophy and was told to start off with Descartes, so I tried reading Discourse on the Method but I just couldn't, 2deep4me. I'll just keep reading philosophical novels for now until I'm ready.

>> No.2463792

>>2463785
They have. It gets old and they stop.

>> No.2463824

Dick her for the revolution.

>> No.2463829

>>2463788

Start with Pre-socratics, move on to socratics and then get into Descartes.

I started philosophy when I was 14 and after 2 years of intensive reading and studying (my father was teaching philosophy back then) I started getting into Heidegger at 16. You just have to start with the basis.

>> No.2463840

>give her the dick

>> No.2463869

>>2463759
De horses before him hahahaha
Seriously, though, I think about the huge advance he made in mathematics by introducing the idea of coordinate systems.

>> No.2463921

an infinity of dancing bears

>> No.2463931

the motherfucking plane.

>> No.2463932

Augustine of Hippo.

>> No.2463935

lichtenberg objection

then the correct pronunciation of descartes

>> No.2463943
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>>2463759
descartes in spanish means discarted things

i remember when i was a child i heard the name and until this day i thing about trashing stuff and not the philosopher

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2463969

dat theater

>> No.2463982

took 10 posts before someone posted give her the dick

/lit/ i am disappointed

>> No.2463984

"I think, therefore I am." The cogito!

>> No.2464000

>>2463982
It took /lit/ that long to post a shitty /b2.0/ meme... And you're disappointed? I'm disappointed that anyone said it.

>> No.2464003

>>2464000
I don't even get it. It sounds like someone's noticed DesCartes sort of sounds like Dick something.

>> No.2464026

>>2464003
There was some user on a forum or something that used a Descartes image and said things crude things, most notably "give her the dick".

It wasn't particularly funny, but /v/ are children so to them it was hilarious.

>> No.2464041

He looks like jackie chan

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>> No.2464053

Sitting by the fireplace enjoying his comfortable gown and contemplating life.

>> No.2464058

I think of his castle and also algebra.

>> No.2464069

Sleeping in. Descartes hated getting up early.... I think i it killed him in the end

>> No.2464083

A rainbow is 42 degrees wide.

>> No.2464101

Drinking wine and being a sophisticated vampire on a leather armchair in front of a shelf of hardback books.

>> No.2464105

Sweet memories, of a fateful night long ago, cradled in his powerful arms, while he whispered sweet nothings in my ear.

And a pain, so raw, everyday since then - not once has he returned my calls.

>> No.2464111

Bureaucracy, corporate new world order, the dictature of reason, the arrogance and ignorance of nuclear scientists and policy makers. And also, some beautiful meditations on how to think like an Alien.

>> No.2464115

http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/justep-foundational/

>> No.2464160

Cogito ergo sum.
Stupid thread.

>> No.2464166

>who?