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Anonymous Sun Mar 4 23:01:19 2012 No.2458308 [Reply] [Original]

Hey faggots.

I just wanna say that even though I like to read I'm not a loser like you guys. For starters, I have a degree in mechanical engineering, not in useless crap like english or creative writing. I also actually have a girlfriend who I fuck frequently. Even when she doesn't want it, because it's her duty to get fucked if she wants me to take care of her, and that's how a real relationship works, not the type of bullshit you guys bitch about. Protip, if you're not in charge of your woman, you don't deserve a woman.

So anyway, I like to read, and I like movies. But why aren't there awesome books like some awesome movies? Why is there stuff like Planet Terror, Dawn of the Dead, Tokyo Gore Police, Braindead, and other shit, in movies, but not in books. Horror books are just faggy Stephen King deals where it's always some sort of ghost or something and there's no blood, and there seems to be no good books dealing with awesome stuff. But gay russian shit that you love, there's tonnes of it.

Anyway, I was just wondering.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 4 23:02:19 2012 No.2458312 ;)

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 4 23:08:19 2012 No.2458331 There are a lot of zombie books out there. In fact, there is a hypertrophy of the genre, if anything. There's World War Z, Zombie survival guide, The Apocalypse Z series, Dead of night... I don't know what you're talking about.

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Anonymous Sun Mar 4 23:13:19 2012 No.2458340

>>2458331
Yeah, man, but those are stupid "Let me describe in detail how I shit in the woods after the breakdown of society because I'm a libertarian and that turns me on" deals, I want something where there's a lot of badass zombie killing and not just whiny survival crap. I mean, sure the survival part is somewhat important, but I just don't want the book to be about that.

And I also don't want just zombie stuff. Anything that's cool and has some badass bloodshed is the type of stuff I need.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 4 23:18:19 2012 No.2458352 Department 19, faggot. Read it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 4 23:24:19 2012 No.2458360 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_zombie_novels

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Anonymous Sun Mar 4 23:26:19 2012 No.2458365

>>2458352
Alright, man, finally someone with balls. I just downloaded this book to my e-reader, since paper books are for dinosaurs and queers (not that I'm prejudiced against homosexuals. I'm cool with having some buttsex and even tried it sometimes, I just think guys should be manly and butch even if they are gay, not faggy and pussy-like).

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 4 23:28:20 2012 No.2458368 File: 320 KB, 632x1024, vadergf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I also actually have a girlfriend who I fuck frequently. Girlfriend as in pic related.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 4 23:33:19 2012 No.2458380 hey bro, the board is called "literature", not "books" so suck my dick if troll, well done i guess

>>	sage sage Sun Mar 4 23:36:20 2012 No.2458390 2/10

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 4 23:42:20 2012 No.2458413 >>2458380 Oh, I'm sorry man, did I hurt your feelings? It was all a joke, I didn't mean to upset you, I know how sensitive you guys can be at times. Just forget about it, take a deep breath and hug your body pillow tight ok?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 4 23:45:19 2012 No.2458423 >>2458380 >well done you better be meta trolling.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 4 23:58:19 2012 No.2458454 2/10, would read again you aspiring knuckledragger.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 00:00:19 2012 No.2458465 >>2458308 >fucking only one woman wow way to let her be in charge of you, you beta bitch

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 00:17:20 2012 No.2458510 >>2458465 Bitch, I fuck more women in a day than you'd fuck in ten lifetimes. I just have a girlfriend so I have one I don't have to share with every other idiot on the street.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 00:25:21 2012 No.2458529 >>2458510 IF THAT WAS TRUE THEN ALL THE WOMEN YOU'RE FUCKING PROBABLY HAVE BOYFRIENDS TOO YOU STUPID FUCK OH WAIT YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 00:32:20 2012 No.2458548 >>2458529 And why would I give a fuck if they do? I give them what they need. Even if they refuse to admit it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 00:36:21 2012 No.2458561 File: 153 KB, 769x595, watch-out-we-got-a-badass-over-here-meme.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Protip, if you're not in charge of your woman, you don't deserve a woman.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 00:38:20 2012 No.2458564 >>2458548 THE THING IS, YOUR GIRL WOULD BE DOING THE SAME, BUT YOU SAY THAT YOU ARE DATING HER SO SHE DOESN'T FUCK OTHER GUYS YOU'RE NOT GOOD AT THIS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 00:40:20 2012 No.2458571 >>2458564 What you seem to be failing to understand is that I am a real man, so my woman won't need to (or be able to) fuck other men.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 00:48:20 2012 No.2458593 File: 30 KB, 100x100, 7722362.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 00:55:20 2012 No.2458615 >>2458571 I DON'T THINK YOU KNOW HOW WOMEN'S MINDS WORK THEY'RE MORE SUPERFICIAL THAN MEN

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Anonymous Mon Mar 5 00:58:20 2012 No.2458619

>>2458615
Are you a troll or what? Women are more superficial than men, who gives a shit? If you treat a woman right - fuck her good, don't force her to do anything that's too complicated for her feminine mind, punish her when she's out of line, teach her how to better herself - she'll stay true to you. Most guys won't do that because they're pussies, so I fuck their girlfriends since they want a real man. That's shallow, but that's what they want. My woman doesn't need other men.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 01:03:20 2012 No.2458627 sage sage sage and ip ban capsguy

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Anonymous Mon Mar 5 01:03:20 2012 No.2458628

>>2458619
THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY.

I WAS FUCKING A GIRL WHO WAS MARRIED TO A MAN WHO RAN HIS OWN GYM. HE WAS SUCCESSFUL, HAD GREAT PHYSIQUE, YOU NAME IT.

EVEN IF THIS WAS TRUE, WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, WHY THE NEED TO BRAG ABOUT IT ONLINE WITHOUT OFFERING ANY PROOF?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 01:03:20 2012 No.2458626 >Dat filename Seriously if you're going to try to "troll" us don't include the word "douchebag" in the filename of the image which is presumably meant to be you and your faggot friends. My Name is John doesn't have "guido" in the filename. 1/10

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 01:05:20 2012 No.2458635 >>2458627 DYNAMIC IP, AND I'M NOT EVEN OP

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Anonymous Mon Mar 5 01:09:21 2012 No.2458644

>>2458626
Who said that picture was supposed to be me? I just picked a random picture off google, who cares?

>>2458628
What difference does it make if he was a gym-owner, or even in shape? My brother was supposed to be a bad motherfucker, but when it came to women, he was a pussy. It's all in the way you treat them, gotta let them know their place. I'm sure my girl isn't cheating on me, simply because I fuck her 4 times a day already, my dick is big, and I've taught her what happens to dissobedient girls.

As for the why I'm posting here "bragging"? I'm just trying to educate you faggots. Maybe some of you might man up after reading this shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 01:12:20 2012 No.2458648 >>2458644 TALKING COMPLETE SHIT SAYING HOW TOUGH YOU ARE. NOT ONLY DID YOU NOT POST A PICTURE OF YOURSELF, BUT POSTED A PICTURE OF PEOPLE NOT YOURSELF TO MAKE IT APPEAR AS IF IT WAS YOU OH MAN, TALK ABOUT INSECURE.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 01:13:21 2012 No.2458650 >shit copypasta jokethread >devolves into actual argument Oh, /lit/, never change.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 01:15:21 2012 No.2458655 >>2458650 GOT TO WASTE MY SPARE TIME SOMEHOW

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Anonymous Mon Mar 5 01:16:20 2012 No.2458664

>>2458650
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY JAPANESE GIRLS I'VE FUCKED? MY GOD, REGISTER MY AWESOME PROWESS, /LIT/. IF I CAN'T MAKE THIS SO-CALLED "ALPHA MALE"'S THREAD ALL ABOUT ME, WHAT THE FUCK GOOD IS IT FOR ME TO EVEN COME HERE?

LOOK AT MEEEEEEE LOOOOOOOKKKK ATTTTT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Anonymous Mon Mar 5 01:20:20 2012 No.2458669

>>2458648
You're just upset because I'm not a loser. I came to the board to ask a question, hoping that some of you, by the virtue of having read a shitload of books, would have found one that was cool. You people get upset about my attempt at educating you into how life and relationships work, and suddenly I'm talking about how awesome I am. It's like you went to a calculus class and then complained "this class sucked, all the professor did was talk about how much math he knows".

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 01:21:20 2012 No.2458671 >>2458669 BUT YOU WERE GIVEN RECOMMENDATIONS? >>2458664 SEEMS ABOUT RIGHT. ANYWAYS, BACK TO READING OR WHATEVER.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 01:23:20 2012 No.2458682 >>2458671 I was, and I thanked the anon for them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 01:27:21 2012 No.2458696 Lol OP, not a faggot, has his thread derailed be one metatroll and two oblivious faggots who get offended by his most and remarks. Stay classy, /lit/, you bunch of retards.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 01:27:21 2012 No.2458697 Wouldn't it be: >I have a girlfriend whom I fuck regularly...?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 19:48:14 2012 No.2460544 >>2458697 Like I give a shit.

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Anonymous Mon Mar 5 20:37:15 2012 No.2460666
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All mechanical engineers I know have ugly girlfriends and are seriously close minded. Also, have fun realizing now that your personality sucks, because you are in engineering.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 20:43:14 2012 No.2460685 >>2460666 >your personality sucks, because you are in engineering. You make me sad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 20:45:15 2012 No.2460693 File: 28 KB, 300x400, mechanic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2460666 "Mechanical Engineering".

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 20:46:14 2012 No.2460697 >>2460685 You are probably sad because you're in engineering.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 20:50:13 2012 No.2460708 lol obvious troll, but the movie part was funny. Try to be more subtle next time, you can become a good troll one day.