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2451116 No.2451116 [Reply] [Original]

I'm so much smarter than everyone else. It's why I'm so lonely.

>> No.2451126

I'm pretty sure it isn't intelligence, but being alone, that makes someone lonely. You're misunderstanding proximate cause, which makes me question how smart you are.

>> No.2451124

>>2451116
Probably, try killing off some brain cells with alcohol and cough syrup.

>> No.2451131

Yeah, OP. You're very edgy and cool!

Can I read your blog?

>> No.2451133

this is why you will never get a healthy easy-going conservative boyfriend

>>>/fa/

>> No.2451136

Dear boy, don't fret! It's ugliness, sheer ugliness! And there's a cure, lad: they call it 'money'.

>> No.2451161

You forgot to post some Jimmy Stewart.

>> No.2451391

I have a tested 213 IQ and graduated from Princeton in 2010 due to an excess of AP credit hours from high school.

Also I did drugs all the time instead of studying in high school and still made 5s and a 2400 on the SAT. I'm so lonely I want to die.

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>>2451391

Do you want to have an epistolary exchange with a lonely fellow?

>> No.2451410

>>2451391

Is it not possible that your arrogance and pride in your evident superiority are the characteristics which exert the off putting effects upon your intended companions?

Perhaps an attitude more self-effacing and pliant would provide more opportunities at social interactions?
I, Myself am considered somewhat above the average in intellectual prowess, yet I am constantly surrounded by cheerful companions and erudite and amiable females, ever-ready to involve me in goodness knows what delightful adventures.
I owe this, I believe, to my wry self deprecating manner, and my liberal resource of humor and kindly advice, never admonishing them to recognize my accomplishments nor parading my not-inconsiderable acumen.

I advocate a similar course to yourself.

Also, write like a character in a nineteenth century sermon.

>> No.2451412

>>2451391

No you don't. No you didn't. No you didn't. Perhaps you do.

>> No.2451416

>>2451410

Christ, stop trying so hard. You don't even sound intelligent.

>> No.2451415

>>2451410
you're not really smart you just write smart and it's probably all lies anyway. the mark of true genius is isolation and misery.

>> No.2451421

>>2451415

He doesn't 'write smart', and the mark of genius isn't loneliness.

>> No.2451425

>>2451415
>the mark of true genius is isolation and misery.
Haha no.

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>> No.2451435

>>2451391
statistically you would expect about 1 in 4*10^13 people to have that IQ.

>> No.2451439

>>2451415

Casting aspersions on those who rise to the urge to avail you of our perhaps larger perspectives is a sure way to gain our opprobrium; rather an attitude of polite, though inquisitive deference might better avail.
Note that I neither counsel diffidence nor flattery, but merely and attitude of respectful attention and courteous alertness. Such an aspect could easily defer cavil, and preserve you from the obloquy for which this medium is sadly notorious.
I myself, despite my initial openness am beginning to doubt whether one would be well advised to covet your familiarity.

>> No.2451444

>>2451439

I bet nobody of considerable intellect has ever used 'avail' twice in the same sentence.

>> No.2451446
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>>2451415

Really isolation? mang ideas dont come from nowhere. I haven't heard of any bright new theory made by a comatose person. If you detach yourself from the world there's no input of information, you will be stuck with the same old ideas. Isolation... there's nothing more retarded than isolation.

>> No.2451448

>>2451416

I merely adopt a sesquicentennial loquacity for the sake of lampoon; A gentle chiding, if you will, not without kind regard fr the sensibilities of our supercilious, though perhaps sadly pusillanimous Original Poster.

>> No.2451451

>>2451439
once as a noun, once as a verb; doesn't count.

>> No.2451454

>>2451448
supposed to be "sesquipedalian:" damn autocorrect!

>> No.2451465

>>2451462
Scores are adjusted for inflation (so to speak), though.

>> No.2451463

You're lonely because you spend all of your time posting on 4chan instead of socializing.

>> No.2451462

>>2451435

You know about the Flynn effect? Lets say that people score 30 IQ points more every 50 years. In 200 years then every faggot on the street will score that.

>> No.2451476

>>2451448
>>2451439
>>2451410

Lol nigga shut the fuck up.

Verbose mothefucker.

Come in here with that bombastic bool-sheeyut.

Better put the thesauraus the fuck down, nukka.

>> No.2451484

Got an IQ of ninety,
though hung like a horse
I require a good bit
of assistance of course
my tutoress grieves
at my failure to grasp
the fine points of grammar
or simplified maths
Still, we always make shift
to use up our set time
though my rough, coarse attentions
don't cast well in words that sound the same as other words...

>> No.2451490

>>2451476

good sir, I but affect a style
I thought to win a vagrant smile
Alas my efforts meet with scorn
I thought to cheer the poor forlorn.
Instead I find disdain and ire
and blunt requests that I retire
I must your ill regard reverse
Perhaps I'll put my plaints in verse?

>> No.2451494

>>2451490
You're a bit pretentious, did you know that?

>> No.2451498

>>2451490
Nice use of meter.

>> No.2451499

>>2451494

I am affecting a style.

simple enough?

it's not for the sake of pretension, it's just buffoonery.

The OP's attitude of praising himself in the form of a complaint inspired me to mock him a little.

I make no pretense of expertise in anything but doggerel.

>> No.2451985

>>2451476

Yeah, That Thar book-larnin' aint what they cottons to on this hyur board...

>> No.2452015

>>2451126
You can be lonely without being physically alone. Being more intelligent than your peers can alienate you from them, meaning that you can't relate to them which results in feeling alone (aka lonely) even though you are among people.

>> No.2452023

>>2451476
offtopic, english isn't my first language; what's an thesaurus?

>> No.2452029

>>2452023


reference book full of synonyms. Important in English, since we have like, thirty different words for just about everything. Not something you'd use for the archaic constructions here, though: the guy was trying to be insulting.

>> No.2452704

Bump. I went out to the club and had sex. I still feel lonely.

>> No.2452710

>>2452704
I don't understand it, man. Why do intelligent people such as Coooltop tend to be unhappy?

>> No.2452944

Could be true. IQ difference from 100 predicts virginity pretty good.

http://www.gnxp.com/blog/2007/04/intercourse-and-intelligence.php

>> No.2452950

>>2451435

No IQ test goes that high, so it doesn't even make sense to say.

But probably correct about about the stats if it made sense. I'm too lazy to open up a normal distribution to see.

>> No.2452953

>>2451462

No, because we normalize IQ tests now and then to get rid of the Flynn effect. Besides, the effect has stopped in developed countries...

>> No.2452963

>>2452953
That's just another one of those wonderful benefits of immigration.

>> No.2452966

>>2452963

The Flynn effect is not caused by immigration and it was not stopped by immigration either.

But immigration from low-IQ countries certainly doesn't help in general. But the only politicians that about that stuff are right-wing nutcases.

>> No.2452979

>>2452966
>If the media calls you crazy, then you must be crazy

>> No.2453022

>>2452704
Sweet casualbrag, bro

>> No.2453405

I'm taking 30 credit hours at Princeton. Anyone wanna hang out with me?

>> No.2453923

>>2453405

You're too big a loser, apparently. Might rub off....

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>>2451484


this thread was shit until exactly this post and became shit again immediately after

to you, and you alone, I give my compliment

five stars