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2429624 No.2429624 [Reply] [Original]

How do I get girls with books?

>> No.2429628

You gotta hit really hard, that's all.

>> No.2429635

You don't.
Girls ain't impressed by books.

You should just walk around wearing a blazer and graphics tee.

>> No.2429636
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Wander round libraries at all times of day and you'll eventually tumble across this.


I am lying

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>>2429636
As much as I like the Gilmore Girls, Lori tried too fucking hard to be hip. Spoilt middle class cunt whore.

And fuck the "band" those fucker just named dropped wayyyyyyyy too much, like Jack Kerouac did in On The Road.

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>>2429643
True the dialogue was expositional at times, the characters were all mary sues - the writer's wish fulfilment fantasies. The setting was as unrealistically surrea as the characters. It name dropped authors to seem intelligent and band names to seem cool in order to attract a hip young following. But it was cute as fuck and everyone fell for it.

saging tv on a lit board

>> No.2429662

>>2429643
>Spoilt middle class cunt whore.
I thought she was mega old money. Like Tom and Daisy old as balls money.

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>>2429662
Yeah, she was. My mistake.
Spoilt little old money cunt.

>>2429661
>everyone fell for it
We sure did.

>> No.2429680

>>2429636
So you have to wander into the universe of the CW? 'Cos that's a universe I'm somewhat reluctant to enter.

>>2429661
>>2429643
I tirelessly campaigned against that show in my own non-active way.

>> No.2429686

>>2429668
is there only one tegan and whatshername on lit or is it a subculture?? is it a meme or do you genuinely like them??

>> No.2429691

>>2429686
What I want to know is where the fuck all the tegan&sara gifs come from; was there a "T&S Movie" or something?

>> No.2429694

>>2429686

it's just SLAF. he likes them because i look like teagan

>> No.2429697

>>2429691
Have you not heard that one can watch a related zoetrope animation in concurrence with a wax cylinder of popular music?

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>>2429697
A cylinder you say?

>>2429694
Tom Harper tried to sell that same cigar bro. I ain't buying it a second time.

>> No.2429703

>>2429694
the fuck is SLAF? and is tegan the one featured ITT?

>> No.2429709

You can't. Intelligence is only attractive when it pulls in $$$.

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>>2429703
The sexiest hipster to roam the streets of Edinburgh, Dublin, London, Madrid, Lisbon, Paris, and Berlin.

You will never get to know him.

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>>2429697
Ha fucking ha. I just meant that those obviously aren't their music videos, and I doubt they're that wacky in every interview they do (and what's worse is the thought of meticulous gif-capturing of arcane interviews across the internet...)

>> No.2429717

>>2429711
They pulling in mad moneyz to get a robodog.

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>>2429703

shitty leith apartment fag.

he used to be a namefag, posted under a trip called 'person' for a bit, and now you can recognise him by his perma-sage, teagan pictures, hipster cynicism and latent homosexuality :3

>> No.2429724

>>2429718

truman you're like the lonely chronicler scribe of /lit/'s history.

>> No.2429727

So long as you know about the book a girl's reading, it's extremely easy to pick them up.

I recently went to a party where a girl was reading Paradise Lost. You think the guys who usually come up to her know shit about John Milton.
I'm not going to lie and say we fucked that night, but we did talk for a few hours in which we found out we weren't each other's type.

The point of that cool story is that people like people who share their interests. Since most people don't read literature, it's not the most successful tool for picking up women. But it does help in picking up women who like literature.

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>>2429691
Actually, they've made several documentaries. The most recent one came out late last year with their new live album.

>> No.2429797

>>2429727

>Since most people don't read literature, it's not the most successful tool for picking up women.
>But it does help in picking up feminists.

>> No.2429796

>>2429727

>Didn't fuck
>Not each other's type

Oh dear.

And OP, do you really think girls want to fuck guys for their taste in literature? If you want to be friends with her, sure, but don't beat around the bush.

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>>2429624
The only consistent way to "pick up chicks with books" is to read books about picking up chicks.

But not the Pick-Up Artist books. Those are horseshit. Try the one pictured at left. It's helped me more than anything I've ever read. The tactics are absolutely brilliant and will also help you in your platonic and business dealings.

>> No.2429837

Girls don't read books worth reading.
Women don't write books worth writing.
Name me one high-tier book written by a woman.

In answer to your question OP, it depends who you're trying to appeal to.
If poorly disguised Christian slut - talk to them about Twilight.
If college hipster - talk to them about any philosopher (they won't understand, so it doesn't matter who you pick).

I'm not sure if there are any other breeds of female out there. But if you discover a new variant of the species adjust your hunting methods accordingly.

>> No.2429853

>>2429837
Wouldn't talking to someone about Twilight require... READING TWILIGHT? No vagina is worth that.

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>>2429837

I largely agree with your sentiment, but wuthering heights is great, george eliot wrote some beautiful stuff.

Just because there's never been a female Kafka doesn't mean they're completely worthless.

>> No.2429863

>>2429853

Just watch the films. They didn't read it either.

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>>2429837
Nigga better not be hating on Virginia Woolf.

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>>2429837
Problem?

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>>2429870

virginia woolf is sentimental, narrowminded and boring horeshit.

glorified equivelant of /v/'s feels.

>> No.2429889

>>2429876
2deep4u

>> No.2429895

Reading feminist literature and books with female authors will probably be effective, but if you're reading it with the sole intent of getting laid(which you seem to be doing), it will backfire like a motherfucker.

Worked for me.

protip: avoid Rand

>> No.2429900

read entry-level philosophy novels such as those by Camus and Dostoevsky... girls never read much above that level of literature

>> No.2429906

surely we can't be so cynical and there are some girls on my level... please god let there be some girls on my level

>> No.2429920

>>2429900
You hear Camus and your mind instantly goes to sisyphus. That's far too masculine t interest any women. . You're better reading simone de beauvoir. bitches be right into that

>> No.2429926

>>2429920
>Beauvoir

This

>> No.2429930

>>2429920

yeah it is. in one of my classes there was this girl who asked what i did, i said philosophy, she said oh you like camus?! i love the outsider! i was like yeah, but my favourite is sisyphus. she went blank.

captcha: rlsemsh syrupus

image in my head of a guy rolling a huge bottle of syrup up and down a hill for eternity. he is very sticky all over.

>> No.2429931

>>2429895
You know, it's actually kind of interesting to me and merits discussion that Rand's fans are 99.9999% male. Most women would faint at her philosophy. And yet... she's a woman. Funny how that works.

So no, I second that motion, do not read Rand for the purpose of discussing her with chicks unless you want them to hate you.

>> No.2429936

1. Chloroform them
2. Entomb them in some kind of book crypt
3. ??????
4. PROFIT

>> No.2430004

Bauvoir.... WRONG
If you want to impress a girl, you have to say DE Beauvoir, the particle is always forgot.

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>>2429782
>dat Gretsch

>>2429727

>itspartytime.jpeg
>get to the party
>there's a girl just sitting there reading Paradise Lost

Who does that?