/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.2424486]

How is your sexuality, /lit/?

Are you satisfied with it? Are you active? Any interesting quirks? Are you gay? Are you a Bukowsky man yourself, or awkward and shy about it? Are you a virgin? Are you in touch with romantic love? Is there any book character that affected you sexually? How is mommy, Sig? Are the sharp words you read and write still sharp when with a potential partner? Any fetish? Are you a passive person? Womanizer? How is it?

Talk.

[Anonymous No.2424493]

I'm one of the biggest misogynists ever, certainly on /r9k/ and /lit/, and I'm also a raging hardcore femdom fetishist.

[Anonymous No.2424497]

My mom is dead. I do prefer older women, if there is a connection there.

I mostly don't form intimate connections. One night stands/friends with benefits are about as far as I can go. I don't believe in romantic love. I believe that two people can live monogamously together strangely enough, but ultimately that kind of love transcends our romantic ideals.

I also look at almost everything I read and watch with a sexual perspective. I talk to any women under the latent assumption that I have a chance to have sex with her. Obviously it doesn't always work, but I do it.

[Anonymous No.2424498]

wow, i first want to say nice picture

onto the meat

yes i'm satisfied. not active. interesting quirks include no motivation except for when stoned. i could be gay, i'm not sure, dont care. what is a Bukowsky man? I am a virgin. what is romantic love, I dont understand? no book character I can think of at this moment. My mom is ok, happily retired, I don't know what this question is trying to get at. Potential partner? no such thing. fetish? girls scratching at their crotches. what do you mean by passive person? Womanizer, what do you mean by that? how is what?

[Anonymous No.2424505]

>>2424497
Also the few relationships I've had were open. Not even in a cuckold "she's fucking three black guys while I'm at home" way,just in a "I party you party who cares whose bed we wake up in tomorrow?" way.

I also really like feet. I think those are about all my sexual quirks.

[Anonymous No.2424506]

Nice pic.

[Anonymous No.2424510]

>>2424497

my mum died a couple years ago. i watch a lot of incest porn. it's horrible to think of the connections there.

i also watch traps and lately just straight up gay porn. i'm only attracted to women though, but if that woman has a cock that's pretty hot.

[Anonymous No.2424521]

>>2424510
same guy you're replying to:

How old were you when she passed away? I was 17 when it happened. It was a terrible experience. I was already liking older women, but me losing my mum just sort of established that little fixation. It's not even a sub/dom thing. I just like the fact that the girl has more experience and it's less awkward because she knows what to do I think.

That reminded me that whenever I do read hentai, I read incest ones or ones concerning neighbors or older women. That's just hentai though. I don't like the "REAL" incest pornos or stories.

As far as the gay porn, meh, no opinion. That's cool brah.

[Anonymous No.2424531]

I'm satisfied I guess. Semi-active I guess. No, quirks, no gay, I'mawkward and shy and regretfully, a virgin. I could have fucked, but my dick wouldn't fucking work. Fetishes? Oh, well, yeah, BDSM, diapers, loli. Bunch of stuff. Very passive. I barely exist.

[Anonymous No.2424533]

Relationships:

I think I'm afraid of not being loved as much and I love that person, so I'm always the one to break off relationships first. I've never been dumped in my life, but I broke up with girls that I was still completely in love with. I never want to be the one that gets dumped.

I'm a pretty romantic guy. I do the whole well dressed, knows how to dress girls, can sing really well, dances, spontaneous derp...all that faggy romantic shit. But then I break their hearts and leave them. I think the only women I can see myself getting attached to would be older women but it's never possible.

Sex:
I really like pussy-eating. I find there's something strangely empowering about being (or pretending to be) submissive. After after I show her that I "sincerely" care about making her orgasm, I get whatever the fuck I want and I don't have to lick as much pussy after a while.

My single greatest sex experience was having sex with two women. One, an experience bi-sexual, the other it was her first time having sex with another girl. Sweet jesus there's nothing like teaching a girl how to eat pussy. I think the only thing hotter would be to borderline rape a girl with another girl. To force her to lick pussy but then she discovers she loves it and its no longer rape. But this fantasy scares the shit out of me. Rape is fucked. I find my sexual tastes getting rougher and rougher. I've had a couple kind of weird encounters where I agree to be dominated at first and then I suddenly rebel and dominate her and then after sex I tell her I'm really sorry and I'll never do it again.

What the fuck is the prognosis, doc? Am I fucked up or what?

[Anonymous No.2424534]

>Are you satisfied with it.
Nope.
>Are you active.
Nope.
>Interesting quirks?
Bisexual?
>Gay?
Not completely.
>Bukowsky man
Dafuq?
>Virgin?
Yep.
>In touch with romantic love?
Sure.
>Book character affected you sexually?
Nope.
>How's mommy, Sig?
Nope.
>Sharp words I write...etc.
I don't write.
>Fetish?
Latex, bondage.
>Are you a passive person?
Not for the most part.
>Womanizer?
I could be if I wanted. (inb4 bullshit in denial)

[Anonymous No.2424541]

As a result of nearly a decade of Catholic schooling, I've got a thing for uniforms. This is relatively tame compared to others, I know. I identify largely as straight, but I occasionally go on manroulette when I'm bored. I'm slightly rough, can't do "gentle."

[Anonymous No.2424545]

OP here, I don't want to interfere much with the thread, but you don't have to answer all the questions or even answer them at all. Just say what you feel you have to say.

[Anonymous No.2424553]

>Are you satisfied with it?
I've reached a level of satiety and I am considering becoming abstinent..
>Are you active?
I've had a lot of sex. I'm 25 and I have done just about everything, including sleeping with a trap, 3 ways, being a part time prostitute for heroin, gay sex, straight sex, sadism and masochism, public sex and rape fantasies, fetishes and phobias, on drugs and off drugs, in groups and all by myself, with strippers and as a stripper, in the air, on land, in the water, etc. etc. i have stayed away from beast and loli but that is a matter of taste, really. The point is I am extremely active and I have become disillusioned with it.
>Any interesting quirks?
Nothing that interesting...
>Are you gay?
I'm all of the above
>Are you a Bukowsky man yourself
No,
>or awkward and shy about it?
No
>Are you a virgin?
no
>Are you in touch with romantic love?
Sadly yes
>Is there any book character that affected you sexually?
Jean Genet
>How is mommy, Sig?
Didn't love me enough, obviously
>Are the sharp words you read and write still sharp when with a potential partner?
No I am congenial
>Any fetish?
Paraphilias but no fetishes
>Are you a passive person?
Sometimes
>Womanizer?
sometimes
>How is it?
doesn't fulfill me

[Anonymous No.2424560]

>>2424521

21. it's weird how i gradually started watching more unusual porn. started off with neighbours and stuff and now i straight up watch things where a mother comes and sucks her kid's dick. i used to inadvertantly think of my mum as i masturbated too. not sexually, just like, Fuck, what would my mum think of this.

i haven't been laid in almost two years. i think the last sexual experience i had was not long fter my mum died. it was with guy. i'd never considered myself gay or watched nything like that before but this guy just came onto me.i'm one of those people that can't say no so i just sort of let him suck my cock. after that i felt a lot of shame. i guess that's why i watch the traps and gay shit now.

sex is weird.

[Anonymous No.2424569]

I am a straight male virgin. Wooo.

[Anonymous No.2424570]

>>2424533
This guy here.

Just going to say I find it somewhat comforting to know that I'm not the only one who has arguably weird sexual tastes and practices. But then I think that there's no such thing as normal sex and the people who do have normal sex, they are having boring sex, and are unsatisfied and repressed.

That said, Marcel Proust would go to male brothels and masturbate to rats. Did Freud ever write about homos and rats? And he would also bring a small portrait of his mother, whom he was so attached to, and ask guys to insult his mother while they had sex.

Keep posting, guys. brb snacks

[Anonymous No.2424581]

>>2424533
That's... not even that weird. Or maybe I'm just on 4chan too much, but seriously, I don't think that's extraordinary.

[Anonymous No.2424583]

I had sex in my life but I wouldn't say I have a sexual life.

Contrary to what I see in most people, the possibility of sex is something that doesn't cross my mind often. So much that all of the times I had sex, I was surprised the girl was even into me, I didn't have a clue.

I think I'm a bold person in most things in life, I speak my mind but without being rude, I impose myself in the environment a bit, but when it comes to sex, I just can't. I try to, but that's the thing, I end up "trying to", not being natural at all. For that, most women are dissapointed with me, they have high expectations and I don't live up to them. When I'm drunk that part flows right even when alone with her, but what doesn't flow right is blood to my dick, which is perhaps worse.

I have a few fetishes, but nothing extravagant, bondage is good. I don't feel a thing for men. I like skinny and strong ladies, fat doesn't work with me very well. Brunettes, mostly.

Interesting thing is that I don't feel anything special towards older ladies, but out of the more or less 10 romantic people I was with, only 2 were younger than mine and I didn't know the age of most before getting to know them.

I'm not satisfied at all, in fact, I'm very frustrated about it. The only serious relationship I had gave me nothing but distance from any possible future romantic and sexual things. I have no touch.

[Anonymous No.2424587]

>>2424581
Yeah, I couldn't see much into it either. Very normal stuff.

[Anonymous No.2424588]

I'm a 28 year old virgin. Never even kissed anyone or held hands. Gotten platonic hugs from girls maybe 4 or 5 times ever.

So, yeah.

[Anonymous No.2424600]

>>2424570 the people who do have normal sex, they are having boring sex, and are unsatisfied and repressed.

I dunno about all that. I've had lots of weird sex and lots of vanilla sex, and the vanilla stuff is always better for me. Because I get off on the pure passion. Kinda hard to experience supreme ecstatic union with candle wax on your nips.

[Anonymous No.2424601]

How is your sexuality, /lit/? Not really healthy
Are you satisfied with it? No
Are you active? No
Any interesting quirks?
Are you gay? No
Are you a Bukowsky man yourself, or awkward and shy about it?Awkward
Are you a virgin? Yup
Are you in touch with romantic love?Nope
Is there any book character that affected you sexually? The entirety of The Story of the Eye
How is mommy, Sig? Bitchy as always
Are the sharp words you read and write still sharp when with a potential partner? Never
Any fetish? Femdom
Are you a passive person? Very
Womanizer? Nope actually nearly feminist.

[Anonymous No.2424604]

>>2424588
Sucks, don't it?

[Anonymous No.2424611]

>>2424604

yup.

[Anonymous No.2424623]

>>2424611
But at least we have books!

[Anonymous No.2424624]

in my younger high school years I lost my virginity, maintained sexual activity and friendships consistently, then school ended. Since then, about three years ago, zero sexual activity, unstable friendships .. damn son

[Anonymous No.2424627]

>>2424601
>Womanizer? Nope actually nearly feminist.
Have no clue why I answered it that way. Should be no.

[Anonymous No.2424629]

>>2424600
Yeah, I see your point. The only good 'normal' sexual encounters I've had were ones that lasted a really long time but they were pretty rare. A chick I was really into wanted to do tantric sex or some taoist shit is what she called it, which basically amounted to me not cumming for as long as possible, it was really good and pretty normal. aaaaaaaaaa wish I didn't leave her.

I dunno, I'm still young. I guess I'm thinking more along of the lines of when we're in our 30s/40s/50s. Can you just have regular sex like always? You always hear about sex lives dying out, but maybe that's just retarded American media being retarded and sensational.

[Anonymous No.2424635]

How is your sexuality, /lit/? Different.
Are you satisfied with it? No.
Are you active? Yes.
Any interesting quirks? No intimacy.
Are you gay? No. But could (and have) easily fuck a man without feeling anything.
Are you a Bukowsky man yourself, or awkward and shy about it? Bukowsky if I want to talk about it.
Are you a virgin? No.
Are you in touch with romantic love? No.
Is there any book character that affected you sexually? Patrick Bateman.
How is mommy, Sig? A sad, damaged woman.
Are the sharp words you read and write still sharp when with a potential partner? Yes.
Any fetish? Tattoos.
Are you a passive person? No.
Womanizer? In my weaker moments.

[Anonymous No.2424636]

How is your sexuality, /lit/? Rampant.
Are you satisfied with it? Pretty much.
Are you active? Probably more than I should be.
Any interesting quirks? Every now and then, a few times a year, I want it in the pooper.
Are you gay? No
Are you a Bukowsky man yourself, or awkward and shy about it?Not a man, and forgive me but I have no idea what this means.
Are you a virgin? Hah!! No.
Are you in touch with romantic love? Yes, and it's effing delicious.
Is there any book character that affected you sexually? I used to have a thing for Howard Roark and it affected what sort of man I'm attracted to... that's about it.
How is mommy, Sig? Dead.
Are the sharp words you read and write still sharp when with a potential partner? That's when I'm at my wittiest.
Any fetish? Light domination, maybe? I'm sort of sub.
Are you a passive person? About normal.
Womanizer? Hard to be a womanizer when you're a hetero woman. Man-izer, maybe a little.

[Anonymous No.2424639]

>>2424636
FEMANON HERE!!!!! I'M A GIRL!!! I DO SEX THING!! GIRL

[Anonymous No.2424653]

>>2424639

if she was flaunting it, ok, but it was kind of relevant to the last question. Might I suggest /r9k/?

[Anonymous No.2424655]

>>2424639
brofist. there is absolutely no reason to have women on this board.

[Anonymous No.2424660]

>>2424653
>implying your pathetic fantasies about her will come true
you need to go

[Anonymous No.2424661]

>>2424655
agreed, Get Rid Of Stinky girlS

[Anonymous No.2424668]

>>2424639

My bad. 1) I was not aware that this is a males-only club *eyeroll*, 2) I answered nothing that wasn't directly asked by the OP and certainly did nothing that could be construed as flaunting my gender, and 3) Grow the fuck up. Have you never seen a woman before? I'm way too old for this sort of retardation. I'm almost pushing 30, LOL

[Anonymous No.2424669]

>>2424661
They really contribute nothing to literature or this board.
inb4 virginia woolf

[Anonymous No.2424671]

No tripfags in the thread so far

[Anonymous No.2424672]

>>2424639
At least she isn't a liberal feminist

[Anonymous No.2424673]

>>2424668
yeah its dumb

>>2424669
wait i thought you were joking, i thought we were doing a thing. jesus, man, you're fucking serious?

[Anonymous No.2424676]

What a surprise, a woman posts and immediately derails the thread because idiots can't keep it in their pants and have to immediately start ranting about how women don't belong on 4chan

[Anonymous No.2424679]

>>2424668
butthurt feminazi detected
>thinks she's above this

[Anonymous No.2424681]

>>2424668
OP here, you are solid. Also, questions were aimed at males solely because there are more here. Don't feed trolls or waste of time with these things anyway.

[Anonymous No.2424682]

amazing how fast the thread devolved into a working example of how everyone in it was lying about their ability to interact with women

[Anonymous No.2424683]

>Are you satisfied with it?
I suppose
>Are you active?
No
>Any interesting quirks?
Disconcertingly hyposexual
>Are you gay?
Probably not
>Are you a Bukowsky man yourself, or awkward and shy about it?
Typically the latter, but I generally don't mind/care.
>Are you a virgin?
Yes
>Are you in touch with romantic love?
No
>Is there any book character that affected you sexually?
Not really
>How is mommy, Sig?
Fine
>Are the sharp words you read and write still sharp when with a potential partner?
No
>Any fetish?
No
>Are you a passive person?
Probably
>Womanizer?
No
>How is it?
What?

[Anonymous No.2424685]

>>2424681
kiss ass
>>2424673
I am doing a thing, man SHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.2424688]

>>2424682
Implying we're not using the female as a tipping point for this threads derailment..

[Anonymous No.2424689]

I never met any girls in high school. People thought I was funny but I had no real friends. I was just acquaintances with a lot of people. I only kissed a girl once. Never had an actual girlfriend. Never went farther than 1st base. I think I'm partially gay. I masturbate too much. I only had one friend in high school. I was never bullied, just ignored. People thought I was funny, but I never hung out with anyone. I think I had (and still have) an inferiority complex.

I'm really afraid I'll be 37 one day and there's no one left for me to date or to fuck or anything so I end up marrying someone equally as desperate as me and then I'll end up fucking her a few times and kids will come out of her vagina and I won't really love my life and my kids and we'll be a dysfunctional family and I don't have any old friends and my like is basically fucked and all I have left is just to keep working and die.

I know this all sounds kind of overly emotional and kind of douchey, but it's how I feel. I'm sorry.

I'm afraid of the rest of my life happening.

[Anonymous No.2424699]

>>2424689
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh-USn_USGw

[Anonymous No.2424701]

I'm an asexual. It's a bit more complicated than that, obviously, but I don't think I'm going to do the whole list of questions.

[Anonymous No.2424704]

>>2424655
>>2424669
Second femanon here.
U mad?

[Behemoth !!Twl3DmqEY/B No.2424710]

>How is your sexuality, /lit/?
I don't really understand this question. It's... sexual?

>Are you satisfied with it? Eh, getting laid usually requires stupid women, otherwise it's alright.

>Are you active?
Yeah

>Any interesting quirks?
Isn't this the same as the fetish question?

Are you gay?
No.

>Are you a Bukowsky man yourself, or awkward and shy about it?
I know how to ask for what I want, if that's what you mean.

>Are you a virgin?
Not for a very long time.

>Are you in touch with romantic love?
I'm not currently in a relationship...? These questions are phrased really fucking strange.

>Is there any book character that affected you sexually?

>How is mommy, Sig?
She smokes too much.

>Are the sharp words you read and write still sharp when with a potential partner?
What the hell does this mean?

>Any fetish?
Assplay.

>Are you a passive person?
Nope.

>Womanizer?
Not really. It loses its fun for me quickly.

>How is it?
Disappointing.

[Anonymous No.2424711]

I'm a faggot virgin (19) who seems to attract a shitton of females and twelve year old boys. As a result of almost having sex with these boys when I was a teenager (15 and 13) but not because I would worry about the consequences I think I've become somewhat a paedophile in the same way H.H. may have.

I would never do anything though, which is damn difficult because I'm not joking when I say that 12-14 year old boys love me (acting provocatively) for some reason.

[Anonymous No.2424713]

OP here, I'm sorry to be a prick, but I insist: don't feel trapped in the questions. They were meant to bring a tone to the thread, that's all.

[Anonymous No.2424719]

Eh, could be more satisfying. Used to be active, but I'm on a moderately conservative, small campus. There's very little in the way of women that interests me. I get the feeling like I could probably get laid again if I pursued it but most of the time my mannerisms tend to drive off your standard drunk sorority chick. I'm not pretentious (or at least consciously try not to be) but I just don't relate well.

Quirks? Eh, probably pretty standard fare for here. Nothing I've irl been able to engage in, but I like bondage, forcefulness, anal, submission, and some gender bending.

I'm bi (M).

Bukowsky? Eh, I'd say I walk the fine line between it. My friends are predominantly women, but those are only the ones that I don't want sex/a relationship out of. I approach that much differently than friendship, I'm a very blunt romantic.

Virgin? Nope.

Romantic love? Sure, that's one aspect of it. I'm not huge on fashion, but I know what women like and how to play that off as romance.

Book/character sexually? Perhaps by strokes. Not one character in particular, but as an aggregate books have impacted my views on sex and how I approach it as a consequence.

Mothers? She's kind, but overbearing. I was unfortunately a sick child, so I think we both got used to that level of attention, but it just doesn't work anymore. I attribute my submissive side in part to that.

Sharpness of words? To a degree. I'm usually pretty blunt and brutal up front, but if they're willing to fight back I'll accept them. After that I'm pretty compassionate/understanding, but I always have my sarcastic side.

Fetish? Eh, see above at quirks. What's the difference between the two, unless you mean quirks nonsexually?

Passivity? I straddle type A-type B. Some things I get fired up about, a lot of stuff I'm laid back about. Perhaps too much sometimes.

Womanizer? depends on the woman.

[Anonymous No.2424720]

>>2424699
Thanks.

Does anyone else feel like this?

[Anonymous No.2424727]

>>2424711
Not a big fan of pedos, but how the fuck is a little kid attracted to you?

I mean, when I was 12 I thought women were really hot, older women too, but I never went near them.

Do they just think you're fun to be around or something?

[Anonymous No.2424733]

More interested in sex when it doesn't involve me personally. Bi male but only have had one sexual partner. Detached emotionally, yet fascinated and turned on by severe betrayal and sadism among others. Much-admired cynical viciousness a la Nathanael West's "Day of the Locust" dissipates into friendly veneer in actual conversation. Unable to reconcile friendliness with misanthropy. Otherwise passive. Borges > Bukowski.

[Anonymous No.2424736]

>>2424720
i feel more like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEkvrzimU5c

[The shepherdwoman No.2424737]

I'm a nineteen years old woman living in a progressive muslim background.

I was shielded from sexuality by an intense education programm in few of the best catholic private school, middle school, highschool of my country.
Here I received few sexual education, like awareness days treating with sexual diseases, contraceptives, but all so abstract in the meaning of sexuality.
I also was tought through biology classes the scientific fact of reproduction, with implicite correlation with pregnancy, and childbirth.

[The shepherdwoman No.2424741]

>>2424737


My first personal encounter with sexuality, was on the internet. I was working one day on the family computer, and was shocked by a viral ad emerging from the website I was browsing. It depicted naked males and females acting in a very strange and violent manner. I decided to investigate by curiosity and fascination.
Later, I was caught on the spot by my father, who gave me a severe lesson on not visiting this kind of website.
He was very angry at me, but I didn't understand why because my mind was pure and innocent of perverted thoughts. I was just as a scientist discovering a natural fact.

[Anonymous No.2424744]

>>2424733
why are you me.

[Anonymous No.2424748]

Lost my virginity at 6 when i was raped by my older brother and sister..it's the biggest lie that i have to tell. I overcompensated by becoming a ''don juan'' type..i think i've had like 30 partners or something..actually more like 40 and essentially I am caring, non-judgemental, etc. but i feel like a ghost in the arms of anyone.

[Anonymous No.2424750]

>>2424727

I have no idea. It has happened around 5 times (which is a fuckton for kids, I think). I could go through them all, but I'll just highlight two instances.

One was when I was 13. This kid really liked me for some reason. We had a bathroom with a large window that looked out onto a small fenced garden. Anyway, just as I was about to undress he popped his head around and leaned through one of the windows. He flirted with me and said I should take off my clothes and we could have a bath etc. I was turned on but didn't do anything. It ended with him moving away after he spent an entire weekend playing footsies, stroking me and himself in a tent and lying on me in just boxers in the morning while watching television.

Secondly, I fell head over heels for a kid when I was 15 and he was 12-13. To be fair, he started flirting with me when I first met him and it just grew to him asking his brother if I could stay over (I was his brother's friend), playing footsies, having sexual conversations, sitting on me, trying to get me away from the crowd, looking at me purposefully long when no one else was looking and eventually declaring his love. He also mounted me in a tent and asked for sex - this shocked me and I couldn't do anything, but he was pretty keen. I think he lost interest in me after a while though. I didn't act on it for fear of someone finding out and he maybe turned a little heterosexual (but he still hasn't had a girlfriend despite being attractive as fuck).

So yeah. Other ones were kids on buses in highschool who kept wanting hugs that made them feel tingly; kids who wanted to marry me etc. etc.

[Anonymous No.2424752]

I fucked a creationist fundamentalist girl and she cried the next day out of guilt. I also fucked a muslim girl who was actually set to marry some guy her family arranged. Now this cute jap girl from a family that is all srs bsns is into me. Damn it, I smoke weed all day, I have no standards, how hard it is to find a nice buddhist or non-religious girl who just doesn't care about things all that much?

[Anonymous No.2424758]

How is your sexuality, /lit/? To be determined.
Are you satisfied with it? HAH.
Are you active? Yes?
Any interesting quirks? Not really.
Are you gay? No, but sometimes find myself attracted to guys, hate gay porn and everything related to the male body though. If there was a way I could be in a relationship with a guy without sex or social stigma I'd probably do it.
Are you a Bukowsky man yourself, or awkward and shy about it? Awkward is my default mode.
Are you a virgin? Yes.
Are you in touch with romantic love? No, but as relentless of a cynic as I am I still hold a special reverence for romance and romantic gestures.
Is there any book character that affected you sexually? Not that I could remember.
How is mommy, Sig? Genuinely nice.
Are the sharp words you read and write still sharp when with a potential partner? That can be a bit draining and overbearing for the other person, so a bit of temperance goes a long way. Better to talk with them then at them.
Any fetish? After going through SO many weird fetishes I've come full circle back to innocent and vanilla ones. I like girls flashing (ie. flashing pizza guys etc) and a few other things but that's it.
Are you a passive person? Yes.
Womanizer? If anything I'm too nice.

[The shepherdwoman No.2424759]

Finally, as I reached twelve summers, I experienced my first sexual experience.
It was unrequited and forced upon me.
I went to the grocery store down the street to get something for my grandmother, and when coming back into the building, I met the housekeeper, whom I knew from meeting him several times with my family. He approached and grabbed me in the stairway, asking me how much I weighted. I replied instantly as I felt embarrassed and weird at his touch. He took me off the ground and squeezed my body onto his, repetively stroking me against him, whispering numbers he guessed to be my weight.

[Anonymous No.2424760]

>>2424744
There are two of us? Excellent.

[Anonymous No.2424762]

james joyce love letters turn me on.

[Anonymous No.2424765]

I'm a kissless virgin. Never so much as held hands with anybody. I do masturbate a healthy amount (3-5 times a week) but I haven't fantasized about a real person since I was in middle school. I started to have sexual fantasies when I was under ten. Weird fantasies. Women being raped by wild animals kind of weird. Depression has seen to it that I don't see myself or anyone else in a sexual way. I view myself as being outside of intimate interactions - no one could ever consider being with me and I could never consider being with someone. I never think of having sex except when threads like this come up.

[Anonymous No.2424767]

I masturbate about once a week. I think I have a testosterone deficiency.

[Anonymous No.2424771]

I refused to believe 4chan was really full of people who can't get laid. I thought it was a dumb stereotype. Then I read through this thread. It's... pretty depressing.

I've come to terms with my promiscuity and make no apologies for it. I'm not injuring anyone. My primary partner, although I love that person completely, only comes around once a week. If I sat there brooding the rest of the week I'd lose my marbles, so instead I choose to see other people on the side. They mean nothing to me and do little for me sexually or mentally, though, and are just a convenient way to pass the time.

Besides, I don't think Partner is as smitten with me. Partner could be, but certainly never tells me so. I'm pretty much hedging my bet until I'm given a reason not to.

There's nothing wrong with fucking a bunch of people as long as you're using protection... right?

[Anonymous No.2424777]

>>2424771
>I refused to believe 4chan was really full of people who can't get laid.
Me too. I thought it was a thing of the past, from 2008 or prior to it.

There is no way to say this without sounding extremely condescending, but I don't trust the opinion of someone who never had any sex. I think it's a very important part of our lives and how we deal with things.

[The shepherdwoman No.2424779]

From this event, I told nothing, and led on subconsciously to close myself down, to lose my childlike idleness and fear from other people.

I grew up to the incomprehension of my family, seeing this radical change of persona, from an open happy child to a depressed introspective adolescent.
Few people had guessed of what I experienced that day. One of them being a friend from class that with time I began to love, for his intelligent and caring mind.

[kill me, sarah No.2424786]

I love girls with short hair. Holy fuck, every time I see a little pixie girl I fall in love so bad. And they hate me. Probably because I'm not discrete and come off as creepy as fuck. Or they're just lesbians and would vomit on my cock if they had to suck it. Ugh ugh ugh ugh.

My other problem is that I'm a pretty attractive guy but I whenever I see people, I feel like x-ray them. I see inside them, and I'm terrified. Girls like me, I know it. I get all the signs but I convince myself that I'm clearly imagining all of this because there's no way a girl so beautiful could be interested in me. Or, if she is, she'll meet me and then eventually become repulsed. So I pretend like I don't notice and brush them off, they probably think I'm mysterious or alpha at first but then they get the impression that I hate them and they probably get hurt. Meanwhile I can't take my mind off this girl and think the world of her.

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

And I wish I was born a girl. I wish I was a lesbian. I'd have to be a hot girl, because I'm pretty hot as a guy. I watch almost exclusively lesbian porn and get insanely jealous when they give each other intense orgasms but nothing turns me on as much as lesbians.

Also, fuck my first girlfriend. Fuck that cunt. She was beautiful but insane, a compulsive liar, in love with my best friend, who didn't give a fuck about her. And we were so young and stupid. Now I can't shake the impression that any girl who tells me she loves me is either lying to me or lying to herself. UGH.

I like to ease the pain with a bit of Pere Ubu - Life Stinks. Which, as I've discovered, if you're singing along to it, you can definitely replace "life" with "love" and its barely noticeable.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t33UvkkcxY

[Anonymous No.2424791]

>>2424777

>There is no way to say this without sounding extremely condescending, but I don't trust the opinion of someone who never had any sex. I think it's a very important part of our lives and how we deal with things.

It's probably fair. There's a gulf of difference between socially stunted virgins like myself and normal people like you. I can relate to you and understand you to an extent because your life is on TV, in books, magazines, reflected in people everywhere, but you don't really see my life, and so it's alien to you.

[Anonymous No.2424793]

I don't find "real" people sexually attractive. I feel apathetic towards having sex with other people as an action but in theory it sounds arousing.

[Anonymous No.2424795]

>>2424771

Nothing wrong with it. I'm just attracted to people who I can never have sex with. After all, it's about as usual to have a homosexual who dies cold, alone, as it is to have a provocative one who has sex with 1000 people in a lifetime.

Thomas Mann still wrote well, right? There's still hope for me?

[Anonymous No.2424797]

i lost my virginity at 13 to my first boyfriend whom i practically begged to have sex with me. at the time i wanted to be rebellious and flaunt my 'jaded' attitude towards romantic love and throw it in the face of my peers who put sex on a pedestal. although he never said so, i think he was reluctant because he felt scared of potential pregnancy, the act itself, and guilty about what his mother would think of our actions. a year later we split because he 'felt like i was supposed to be his last partner and not his first.' this explanation was satisfactory to me and our parting was for the most part amicable. i dated another guy who was bisexual and totally different than my first boyfriend and i was introduced to his group of friends two weeks later.

they were a year older than me and an extremely 'sexuality is fluid' group of male and female friends. we would kiss, be nude, bathe together and all sorts of other things that involve 'embracing each others humanness' in an almost naive and optimistic way. there was not much discussion or labeling of our behavior. i had a much more positive outlook of life and sexuality at this time.

[Anonymous No.2424799]

>>2424771
This is a valid response, except for the use of "Partner" as a proper name, they way they use "Baby" in diaper commercials.

[The shepherdwoman No.2424801]

As time healed my wound, it also tought me to love, unconditionnaly.
Too bad for me, this love was unrequited.
It lasted until now, even when knowingly willing to forget him, I live in the shadow of this man.

I reached eighteen years, and met someone whom was the unperfect reflection of him.
I had long ago accepted the idea of my own weaknesses comparing myself to the girl he was desperately in love with, since the same time of our encounter.
His love was unrequited too, she chose to be with a common friend, that was certainly the brigher mirror of his darkened soul.

[Anonymous No.2424803]

I don't find anything sexually attractive anymore. The only sexually related aesthetically pleasing thing to me is drawings of moe lesbians.

[Anonymous No.2424806]

>>2424498
You have never heard or read Charles Bukowski? Get the fuck out of /lit/ and never come back

[Anonymous No.2424816]

I'm an only child who romanticizes the notion of having a beautiful sister. I don't even know if I would want to have sex with her. Maybe, but it would have to be a mutual thing. I think it's this kind of platonic love between a brother and a sister that I wish I had.

When I read The Sound and the Fury it hit me so hard. WHY'D YOU LEAVE CADDY NOOOOOOOOOooooooo

Otherwise I'm pretty average. Also, lesbians are really great.

And when I think about having children, I think I'd want only girls. 3 of them. I don't know. I just want to be surrounded by women.

[The shepherdwoman No.2424818]

I decided to move on, and cherish this man who brought a high hope in my life.
I had my first sexual penetration with him. Later,
I think sex had cemented our relationship. It saved me from my wrecked spirits, and made me open my eyes to the world, and trust more the human nature.
I shouldn't have, for three months later, it ended with him cheating on me, and accusing me of destroying his life.
There was no premise to this terrible announcement, only a feeling of him setting afar gradually from our relationship. I knew instinctively he wanted to be free, and I set him free by ending this relationship. I wrote him a letter with many questions, for understanding what went wrong. I couldn't have believed my eyes when I received an answer full of repressed anger towards me.
I figured out that he felt guilty from cheating, although I forgave him with all my heart, and that we weren't ready to commit enough in a relationship.

[Anonymous No.2424819]

>>2424760
Indeed.
>Bi male
In my own way, more interested in the women's pleasure than my own i.e. take myself out of the picture
>easily emotionally detached
>enjoy watching other people get upset, lives play out, pain, etc.
>cynical as fuck, sarcastic as fuck
>only around a few select people, generally nice to most.
>misanthropic, isolate myself.
>Borges is awesome.

[Anonymous No.2424822]

>>2424799
What else am I supposed to do if I don't want to disclose my gender or my partner's by the use of personal pronouns? I reject "they" as a gender-neutral singular pronoun. It's just shitty grammar.

[Anonymous No.2424826]

As /r9k/ as it seems, I really like this thread. Let's not make it a habit, but this is a nice thread.

I really like older women. 26-40ish is perfect range for me. I refuse to lose my virginity to someone my own age. Not sure if this is really stupid or not, I've passed some great opportunities and regretted it, but I just want to be able to know that I lost my virginity to an older woman.

Women my age just seem stupid and so naive. They don't know what they want and they're more concerned with impressing other girls than doing anything for themselves. And I really get off on the idea of being 'taught' how to have sex by an older woman.

[Anonymous No.2424827]

>>2424797
continued.

after this group of people changed and parted i grieved and returned to my first boyfriend. our relationship was one that we would pretend didn't exist. i loved and trusted him but i wouldn't tell him and at the same time i hated him, i was jealous of him. he would keep me around with silence and distance. i would cry when i was alone, i felt he used my introversion against me. I learned to use his own tactics against him. this back and forth, this stalemate kept us together. i was 17 at this time. he had graduated a year early and was in college, i would visit him in the city and we would go to parties and flirt with other people but always end up with each other at his apartment. i would wake up early while he was asleep to take the train home quietly alone. i had a very ambivalent attitude towards life and other people at this age. i had enjoyed the freedom that this type of arrangement granted me. i felt just so bored and cynical, i felt so powerful and cool.

[The shepherdwoman No.2424828]

I moved on very soon, and used sexuality as a mean to heal this emotional wound.
I slept with two strangers I met in bars, a friend's friend at a party and from this three sexual experiences, I gained only physical relief from his memory.
Now, it has been almost two years since my sexual epiphany, and I spent of it three months in a relationship, two month in libertine behaviour, and one year of abstinence.
I masturbate once a month, or less. I am not driven by sexual pleasure anymore. I am frustrated by my emotional life being only hateful and destroyed by untrustfullness.
I do not believe in the power of love anymore. I am a mere shell of a conscious mind roaming around in an innocent but cynical life.

[Anonymous No.2424831]

>>2424826
I think it's honestly relevant, but OP needs to retool it in a slightly more literary context. The questions could be more direct and cross reference sexual theory, how it's portrayed in literature, etc. without diluting the format or how people reply.

[Anonymous No.2424832]

>>2424583 here

I thought I was going to see people relating to me.

[Anonymous No.2424837]

>Are you satisfied with it?
Naw
>Are you active?
not really
>Any interesting quirks?
married?
>Are you gay?
Watched some porn, thought I could be, tried it, hated it.
>Are you a Bukowsky man yourself, or awkward and shy about it? hmm...
>Are you a virgin?
naw
>Are you in touch with romantic love?
yup
>Is there any book character that affected you sexually?
Jondalar in the children of earth series taught me my game in like 5th grade
>How is mommy, Sig?
not like my wife
>Are the sharp words you read and write still sharp when with a potential partner?
?
>Any fetish?
im versatile, like getting a blowjob with a finger up my ass, like having balls squeezed. Anything else requires money and effort.
>Are you a passive person?
nope
>Womanizer?
love to flirt, but naw i dont cheat
>How is it?
What?

[Anonymous No.2424839]

>>2424826
Ahaha, this reminds me of the story someone close to me told me, of when he lost his virginity during college to a 40-something friend of his dad's. He felt violated; the old cougar practically forced herself onto him, LOL. It seems she was just fucking him to get at his dad because she had a thing for the old man.

But I suppose it did him good. He's not as shy around women anymore and has had several partners in the few years since.

[Anonymous No.2424844]

>>2424828
why are you still posting

jesus, just make one or two or even three posts in a row

[Anonymous No.2424849]

>>2424819
I hate it when people don't follow general rules of social congeniality, i.e. littering, not saying thank you when you hold the door open for them. But I am obsessed with situations where all social order breaks down and people rapidly resort to torturing, raping and murdering each other - from a voyeuristic perspective. I'm more or less terrified of having violence done to me, and ambivalent about committing it. I enjoy observing the effects of fear and pain, people becoming pathetic. Not sure why I'm so obsessed with human debasement. None of this enters into my relationships in my normal life.

[Anonymous No.2424851]

I think of myself as bisexual or gay. I'm not really sure what I really am or what to call myself.
I never really learned how to be emotionally intimate in a romantic or sexual way. I find it quite enough of a challenge to make friends.

I've never fallen in deeply love with anyone, and I'm a virgin. I feel like a large part of what it is to be a human is missing from my life, and I'm terrified that it might be too late to experience it.

[Anonymous No.2424861]

>>2424822
I stand corrected. Apologies.

[Anonymous No.2424870]

>>2424831
I read that and get so aroused.

I only watch the first half of The Graduate because the second half sucks (ie when he dumps the milf for the daughter...puke)

[Anonymous No.2424882]

>>2424870
oops, meant to reply to

>>2424839

Older women fascinate me. Anna Karenina is the best thing ever. But I don't want to be a shitty Vronsky who can't sustain such a beautiful and vital woman like Anna. Levin would have been a good match for her.

[Anonymous No.2424886]

>>2424816
>>2424816
>the situation you have described is my family
>father is crazily protective
>chased one of my platonic male friends down the street with a machete
>someone is always on their period
>even our dog is a girl

[Anonymous No.2424888]

>>2424827
at 19 i grew bored of his sexual style. he was so selfish and vanilla. if it was something i wanted he wouldn't give it to me. whether it was nice and gentle or rough and hateful. i had been visiting his friends' flop house and experimenting with drugs and started dating a 'nice guy' with no previous sexual history. i was relieved and comforted to no longer have to play games. it was fun and nice but after 3 years or so i was bored of his lack of experience. one night i went home with an older married man from a bar in the city and let him fuck me for $200. he really enjoyed how disgusting i found him and my nonreactive game when he fucked me . i never climaxed but i enjoyed the power trip and the secrecy. these events reoccurred for several months. i creatively justified what i was doing by telling myself i would save this money for myself and my boyfriend's life together, maybe a trip or something. of course i can't recall where the money went. starbucks coffee, trendy clothes or something equally frivolous and forgettable. once it sunk in that this really wasn't as lucrative as i had led myself to believe i couldn't keep the guilt at bay and i discontinued these types of visits. my partner still has never found out. i got back into him sexually because he had put on some 'mongamous' 'tamed male' weight and i found it exciting; like he had morphed into someone else. i kept it to myself, in my head. i found it extremely sexually exciting how he had let himself go, how disgusting and tame and gelded he was now. some boring, loving husband already.

[Anonymous No.2424889]

>>2424849
I'm not quite that deep, but I certainly dabble, and agree with the social congeniality thing. It always strikes me at how stupid it is not to be courteous - it takes such a minimal effort to do the little things for other people, I mean is 10 seconds of holding the door honestly going to ruin your schedule?

I guess maybe I'm just more empathetic with people because I'm not as comfortable with horrible violence, but I definitely enjoy observing social interactions with people, what you can learn about total strangers by how they react to situations. Maybe because the material is just more easily at hand (how often do you see torture, rape and murder, etc.) Of course the more volatile the situation, the more interesting the reactions - for instance, I never drink, but I coerced several of my acquaintances (and my ex-gf) into acquiring alcohol purely just to watch what would happen. Made sure to drink a crap ton of water, just so the alcohol would barely touch me. Definitely learned a lot of stuff about them.

[Anonymous No.2424894]

>>2424888
although what i had said previously won't convince anyone, during this time i was extremely devoted to the 'business aspect' of our partnership. i had earned my license in cosmetology and was working at a very high end salon doing a lot of minor outside editorial shoots and was able to pay all our bills and live in the city on my own so he was able to focus on school full time. i do 'love' him and i feel that we work together well. i am bored of him sexually and am always crushing on other people.i have no interest in loving the people i fuck or am fucked by. i feel like sex and love are two different things and i regret having to repress myself.

[Anonymous No.2424895]

So, my dear hetero male /lit/erati - BLONDES OR REDHEADS?

[Anonymous No.2424900]

>>2424895
both, what sort of idiot would judge people solely by haircolor anyways. I want to fuck their brain, not their hair.

[Anonymous No.2424902]

>>2424851
>>2424851
>virgin
>never fallen in love with anyone

...are you me?

[Anonymous No.2424904]

Gay, madly in love and engaged. First person I was ever with. Maschalagnianist. Still in love with a girl from elementary school despite never having attraction to other women. Slight mother issues. Passive in most cases. In between novels right now.

[Anonymous No.2424920]

>>2424889
Fair enough. I tend to just read about it. I used to find it depressing but now I'm just fascinated. I find it impossible to trust people; better to be emotionally self-sufficient. Observing people is the best; you can learn a lot. But I really think that there is no way we can know other people. I think it's hard enough to come to terms with oneself. I think it means coming to terms with hypocrisy - admitting it to yourself. It used to bother me because I thought people should be consistent, but now I don't really hold anybody up to any specific standards - only that they should follow certain social rules for the sake of convenience. So long, other person.

[sandwiches No.2424925]

>>2424888
You fascinate me. I think I really like you, I'm sorry. Ha.

>>2424904
The idea of being gay and only ever falling in love with one girl is the most romantic thing ever. Please don't become a great poet only to jump off a boat.

I'll play.

I'm torn between promiscuous lesbianism and a really strong desire to be with a man. Sex with girls has always been better but I'm attracted to men too. I want a husband. I want a house. I want kids. I want to be a mom. I can't see myself settling down with a woman.

[Anonymous No.2424926]

Reading the thread more I would like to elaborate more on my post here >>2424601
Basically my sexuality has been really sad. I had only one girlfriend and she dumped me because while in the movie theater (next to her friend) I didn't finger her. Later I found out that she was a crazy religious zealot that was extremely stupid and was pretty much a slut. She told me a few days after she dumped me that she ,16 at the time, had sex with some dude at a hotel that she met online before we got together.

Since then I have actually shut myself off sexually to any females and instead I masturbate and read books in room.
The only romantic feelings I have ever felt for a girl was unrequited ,which left me feeling inadequate and unattractive.

I am extremely passive and my mom was really bossy ,thus I like really bossy girls. That is why my femdom fetish fits so well together.

Yeah, too shy to talk to people so I will probably remain a virgin for a long time. If there was any girls that were even interested in me I wouldn't know because I am so far removed from reality.

[Anonymous No.2424928]

Confession: If my boyfriend hadn't gained twenty pounds I might not have dumped him. He was stupid as hell with a pencil dick, but man, was he gorgeous. Skinny when I met him, too. But those twenty pounds combined with no musculature just sat there like flab; out-of-control love handles; perfect bone structure now obscured by fatter face. My sex drive went out the window and that was the beginning of the end. I feel sort of guilty that it was, after all, my cooking which got him fat. But he didn't have to Hoover it down like a little piggy. He sucked in bed to begin with and was quite dim; the least he could have done was keep himself attractive.

[Anonymous No.2424979]

bumping for more inner most thoughts and secrets in regards to human sexuality

[Anonymous No.2425003]

When I had LSD the first time, I was taking a shower and the effects were still on me, I masturbated with two fingers inside my ass and it was glorious. Never again I found that appealing, I even tried, but meh.

Don't do drugs, kids. (joking, I recommend drugs)

[Anonymous No.2425010]

I love giving spankings and sexually-themed 'punishments', i'm a bit fan of a pair of callipygian buttocks and integrating them in sexual activity as well as having control of a sub is an unbelievable turn on.

I recommend fingering a consenting partner while she's on all fours and interspersing it with spanks, and 'demand' that every time you spank her she has to say 'Thank you'. Shit is hotttttttt

[Anonymous No.2425025]

OP asked WAY too many questions and the fuckwits in this thread didn't take the hint that he was just trying to provoke discussion, not to get people to answer each and every of the 20 questions like an asshat. This thread is tldr and full of stupid shit because of that. Not going to read it.

Personally I talk to women strictly with the idea that we might eventually fuck, as someone previously said. I imagine myself fucking an attractive girl every time I see one. Then I talk to them.
I have low standards, will fuck anything 6 and up, even though I'm an 8 or 9

[Anonymous No.2425026]

>>2425010 i'm a bit fan of a pair of callipygian buttocks

What is callipygia to you? Steatopygia, platypigia or a happy medium?

[Anonymous No.2425033]

>>2424926
>The only romantic feelings I have ever felt for a girl was unrequited ,which left me feeling inadequate and unattractive.
Ho-ho-holy shit perfectly accurate for me as well.
In fact, I have a strong, strong suspicion there are a number of girls in my life/classes (probably around 15) that would be interested in me, but I know the physiological process of heartbreak and rejection all too well, thus I will not ever bother talking to them. It's nice feeling desired but far shittier feeling forever alone.

[Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ No.2425035]

>How is your sexuality, /lit/?

I'm good here. All stocked up.

[Anonymous No.2425044]

I am sexually active with 3-4 fuckbuds. I just had a threesome this past weekend with two guys I find attractive but for some reason I couldn't come to save my life, despite having not masturbated for longer than usual (I do it a lot). I would like to settle down with someone, but I get so horny, and I'm an oddball so I have a hard time finding common grounds with the guys I fuck. I'm gay by the way. I totally have a romantic streak that may well decay because of underuse. I find myself disappointed in a lot of the sex I have with others, but this disappointment doesn't reduce my libido one bit. I don't think I'm overly hot, but there's a certain kind of guy who thinks so, so getting laid is rarely much of a problem. I would like to experience a more spiritual form of love, though. I really like being very lightly stroked all over my body, especially the sides of my torso and my armpits. I love cuddling up my head into a guy's armpit . Fetish: I like light watersports, cigars, armbands, jocks, the colour yellow for sexual accessories. I love the feeling of a nice fat cock rubbing against my own.

torso

[Anonymous No.2425045]

>virgin

this is 4chan

[Anonymous No.2425049]

>>2425033
It sucks a lot right? I am dorming now and I feel like I should branch out ,but I have this irrational fear that I will be rejected again

[Anonymous No.2425057]

>>2425044 I love the feeling of a nice fat cock

Amen to that. Take note, gentlemen. Size does matter. I just love an enormous, fat, juicy cock, like the kind that when I put it in my mouth I sort of have to unhinge my jaw. The kind I can't wrap my hand all the way around. Which is why I'm a happy camper that my main squeeze has one of those - and boy is it gorgeous. We had to buy him Magnum XLs because regular Magnums were cutting off his circulation, hahaha. When he stuffs me, I feel like I'm being ripped apart. But he puts it in so gently, as he kisses me, and I can't help but cum again and again and... oh, god, now I'm ridiculously horny. Time to fap.

[Anonymous No.2425060]

>>2425057
Degenerate homosexual.

What filth.

[Anonymous No.2425061]

>>2424493
Hi, Heidegger.

[Anonymous No.2425065]

>>2425060
No, I'm quite hetero, I assure you...

[Anonymous No.2425071]

>>2424818
>I couldn't have believed my eyes when I received an answer full of repressed anger towards me.
HA, this is hilarious. Particularly because both ex-girlfriends of mine, if they received a letter by me, good natured sweet as that icing shit they put on carrot cake me, it would be filled with FUCK YOU'S and CUNTS and a delicate dissection of everything I hate about them

[Anonymous No.2425072]

>>2425060
That was one of the broads. You can tell by the "cum again and again" part. Common for chicks to multiple, very rare for dudes.

[Anonymous No.2425075]

>itt:my sex life in one fucked up form or another

[Anonymous No.2425078]

I don't really like having anal, but I can't get off to anything but anal porn.

[Anonymous No.2425110]

I shall never forget the unspeakable horror that froze the lymph in my glands when the baneful word seared my reeling brain... I... was a homosexual. I thought of the painted, simpering female impersonators I had seen in a Baltimore nightclub. Could it be possible I was one of those subhuman things? I walked the streets in a daze... like a man with a light concussion... I would have destroyed myself.

[Anonymous No.2425120]

Satisfied. Not active. Pansexual, meaning I am attracted to whomever, and I don’t label myself specifically. I am a virgin, waiting for my boyfriend and I to be that committed to each other. Romantic love is really the only worthwhile love in this context, I’d say. Book characters…not so much. My dad, actually is, the cause of a lot of my deviance. Fetishes? I’m a furry, so that’s something. Pee, farts, and smells get me going. Perfume or musk, or apple pie or whatever. I like pretending to be submissive when my mate and I cyber. We’re looking forward to phone sex, soon.
Bringing up that one, sore-thumb point up there: love is real, and too many people just throw it around like it means nothing. My mate and I believe that virginity is a gift to give the one you want to spend your whole life with. I know a buttload of people don’t believe in lasting love, and there’s really no reason to when you’ve seen this world. More divorces than marriages, it seems. Even long marriages usually have affairs. But, my mate and I are out there to prove we can surpass all that.
And…that’s about it.

[Anonymous No.2425125]

>>2425110
Too purple; try again.

[Anonymous No.2425145]

>How's your sexuality?

Quiet enough for a library.

Actually, I fingered a girl in a public library, once. In a different library, I sat down at a table to read a book, and discovered that somebody had written a huge essay in permanent marker on the desk about how they would sit there and masturbate furiously under the table, staring at girls as they passed and blowing his load onto the underside of the table.

It was bullshit, though. There wasn't enough traffic in that part of the library to generate the kind of habitual masturbation he was talking about, unless he was specifically inviting women to that portion of the library in order to be objects of his masturbatory habit.

And if that's the case, why not just fuck those women in the library? There can't be much of a leap from "come to the library and look nonchalant while I masturbate under a table and stare at you" to "come to the library and have adventurous sex with me."

I mean, this was a college library, for fuck's sake.

Wait, what were we talking about?

[Anonymous No.2425149]

>>2425145
>Wait, what were we talking about?

forget that, this is interesting, i say we run with it

[Anonymous No.2425180]

>>2424486
Hm. Satisfied? Sometimes. I guess on the over all, no. I'm pretty active recently. Not gay. Don't understand the Bukowsky question. Not a virgin. I frequently distance myself from romantic love, though I crave it desperately. No characters have really deeply affected my sexuality. My mom is fine. There is no real correlation between my writing and my lack of/acquisition of a partner. I have kind of a domination fetish thing going on. A sibling/sibling thing, though when I imagine myself as either sibling I feel disgusted. I think it's more about the degradation aspect of it in other people. I'm pretty passive about the whole thing, and if I'm a womanizer it's only by accident, or stunted emotional growth within myself.
I dunno. I feel like a mess a lot of the time.

[Anonymous No.2425194]

>>2424786
>Girls like me, I know it. I get all the signs but I convince myself that I'm clearly imagining all of this because there's no way a girl so beautiful could be interested in me. Or, if she is, she'll meet me and then eventually become repulsed. So I pretend like I don't notice and brush them off, they probably think I'm mysterious or alpha at first but then they get the impression that I hate them and they probably get hurt. Meanwhile I can't take my mind off this girl and think the world of her.

Never thought I would quote something so long, but there you have it... This has literally happened to me on four or five different occasions within two years.

[Anonymous No.2425200]

I know for a fact that some day in life I'll make out with a guy. I'm attracted to women but I have a lot of feminine traits and am androgynous (but good looking) in appearance. I have no particular desire to make out with any guys. Just a small flame of curiosity that I know will eventually be snuffed by making out with a guy

[Anonymous No.2425202]

>>2425194
You guys... You think she's going to get up and start a conversation with you? She is waiting for you to do it. And when you don't you are creepy. Congratulations

[Anonymous No.2425203]

>>2425202
God damn these half-Japanese girls...

[Anonymous No.2425218]

>>2425203
Pink Triangles everywhere.
>2425202
I have no clue how to do that. Conversations are for the weak anyways. The written word is where it is at

[Anonymous No.2425222]

>Conversations are for the weak anyways.

[Anonymous No.2425224]

>>2425203
They do it to me every time.

[Anonymous No.2425620]

>>2425202
Let me be that guy.

But I'll probably get insanely jealous and it'll turn out something like the film La Captive where you genuinely like me but my crazy behaviour keeps pushing you away to women and I keep getting more jealous and finally you run away and later die and I keep thinking that I made you kill yourself but I'm still as jealous as ever.

Haha, just kidding, no I am awesome and very sensitive. I will make your clitty feel good.

Promise me it'll be with me, k?

[Anonymous No.2425647]

>girl smiles at me more than she should
>mistake that for affection
>thinks she likes me turns out she doesn't

everything is terribel

[Anonymous No.2425666]

>>2424510
>>2424521
Ha, very interesting. After my mother died a few years ago after a long bout with cancer....literally the next day I found myself buying a book of sexual positions and having lots of creative sex with my wife.

I've always had a thing for older women so that wasn't much of a change...though my wife is younger.

I think what happened was the relief of all the stress triggered some sort of permission to have fun again.

[Anonymous No.2425675]

>be dating beautiful, intelligent woman with an endearing personality
>fall deeply in love
>ask her to marry you
>she agrees
>she backs out before the wedding and leaves you
>fall into deep depression
>she enrolls back into school, completes her masters, begins to teach poetry while you
slowly lose all friends, become a social recluse develop some kind of weird adult onset social anxiety
>she drunk texts you, asking if you remember a romantic moment from time spent in her dorm while she was an undergrad
>dear christ, there's hope yet!
>find out she got herpes after she left you

Fuck this gay earth.

[Anonymous No.2425680]

>>2425675
> fuck this gay earth

Amen, brother.

I'm my spare time I'm working on building a spaceship that will take me away from this planet. I'll let you know when it's done. We'll find another earth and make sure it won't ever be 'gay.

[Anonymous No.2425689]

Girls don't have to be interested in you. If they aren't, you should make them. That's why making a move is important and that's why not making a move is simply narcissistic. You're just protecting yourself and thinking how much she loves you or accepts you or likes you or would like to have sex with you or adore you... That's not the point.

[Anonymous No.2425690]

>>2425689
You can't change a woman's mind, ever.

[Anonymous No.2425692]

>>2425689
too...awkward...too...self-loathing...

Whatever, fuck girls, they smell.

Walt Whitman loves me and that's all that matters.

[Anonymous No.2425695]

>>2425692
>>2425690
Lies.

[Anonymous No.2425699]

>>2425695
Whitman doesn't love me?

Suck a dick, nigger. Not Whitman's. He's mine.

[Anonymous No.2425701]

>>2425675
Go for the herpes, man, I say.
Sometimes we lose to win.
And you can always pop that pill
That makes you outbreak less.

At least it isn't AIDS, I say.
The pros outweigh the cons.
But make sure she won't ditch again;
Next time, she might bring worse.

[Anonymous No.2425702]

>>2425699
No U. Stop swith the sucking Whitman's dick. It's unhygenic.

[Anonymous No.2425708]

>>2425701
She's left a trail of broken men in her wake since she left me. She'd just get bored and leave again and I'd be in the same situation, but this time with some shit Ajax couldn't even wash off.

I've resigned to living a life without love. I'm just going to fuck prostitutes and get drunk all the time.

[Anonymous No.2425714]

>>2425701
Also, why are you writing in meter?

[Anonymous No.2425721]

>>2425708
The fuck is wrong with you? How beta can you get. Jesus Christ. Man up and stop drinking yourself to death because some bitch played games with you. Did you only ever love one girl? Seriously you make me gag with how much of a pussy you are.

Fall in love, get hurt, and move the fuck on. Don't reply to drunk texts, don't let bitches play mindgames with you.

[Ice No.2425722]

Not active beyond masturbation. Straight but never kissed a girl or asked anyone out. Been asked occasionally and always declined. Due in equal part to anxiety and lack of motivation. Fetishes started off conventionally and moved on through traps and some kids [I'm not a pedo though] to pissing/shitting [but not in a gross way]. Also had a bit of rule 34 on some famous cartoons for a bit as well.

[Anonymous No.2425725]

>>2425721
>Don't reply to drunk texts, don't let bitches play mindgames with you.
Not replying to drunk texts is mega beta.

[Anonymous No.2425727]

I spent about ten months with a girlfriend who worked as a dominatrix and her sexually ambigious assistant. Wrote my first, completed novella about it called "Vanilla" (my vanilla novella, ha). I wrote it on some ridiculous old laptop (it was 1993 or 94) with an app called "The Writer" and only saved onto floppies. Now I think i onl have a print of it in a binder. It was a big thing for me as far as being a writer, I actually got a long piece to an ending. Not too much story in it, just a bunch of scenes and moments. She read it, hated it and cursed me. Then she went to Hawaii and I went to Prague and I never heard from her again. Don't know where she is or what she's doing, I only hope she's alive and well.

[Anonymous No.2425728]

>dating whores
>2012

[Anonymous No.2425731]

>>2425725
Shitty troll didn't troll me
0/10

you fucking betas giving us manly readers a bad name. Stop being such pussies.

[Anonymous No.2425735]

>>2425731
But inaction is mega beta pussy whipped shit. Seize the day. Write a text.

[Anonymous No.2425746]

>>2425714
I've made an oath to write this way
For this entire week.
I'm trying to stay in practice with
My skill at poetry,
For sadly, I just haven't been
Inspired to write in months.
Perhaps I will incorporate
Some rhyme into it too.

[Anonymous No.2425765]

>>2425746
Oh. Neato.

>>2425721
If it makes you feel any better, I have resisted all urges to initiate contact with her for the past 5 years, and when she texted me I kept the conversation completely platonic. She thinks I've moved on and am totally disinterested in her, without any malice or regret or other hard feelings left over from the break up. She may be the center of my increasingly shrinking universe, but she doesn't have to know it. I maintain a facade of success and happiness for her.

[Anonymous No.2425778]

I'm a hardcore leg man, nothing turns me on more than a girl with nice legs wrapping them around me. I'm attracted to feminine men, twinks I believe they are called. Manly men do nothing for me.

While I am bisexual, I would never have a relationship with another guy. That side of things is purely sexual. Simply due to the fact that they cant give me a child. I have no immediate plans for a child, but whats the point in getting into a relationship if you dont see it lasting?

How I prefer sex changes on my mood. Sometimes I just want a hard fucking, other times i like it sensual, feeling their body against mine etc.

currently no girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.2425791]

>>2425765

That's even worse, you're still thinking about her. It doesn't matter what she knows or don't know at all, what you're doing is what counts. For you. What you are doing. With you.

Don't try to be alpha, be. Don't try to look independent, be independent. Don't act as a man, be a man and act like the man you've become.

[yRаn !mHBuh/tvfE No.2425797]

>>2425675
When I was sixteen, I raped my next door neighbor kid. She was a lot younger than me, ten or eleven probably. Cude kid. Skinny as anything, long brown hair, always bouncing around. When we were both younger, we'd play ghost in the graveyard, capture the flag, and hide and seek with the other neighborhood kids. In our version of the games, if you got put in jail, you got tied up with some old clothesline and "tortured" (tickled, lol)--we had enough people that it worked out, plus it was fun tying people up. At least that was the part me and my sister liked. But I found out that Jessi (the neighbor girl) liked being tied up. Whatever, it was a game, she was a kid, and no one thought much of it.

Fast forward five years. I'm in high school, my sister is in eight grade, and our neighbor Jessi is in fifth grade. Sis and Jess went to the same school.

Jess came home with sis (her name is Elizabeth, but I don't want this to get confusing) one day after school. Sis had promised her she'd let her go swimming in our pool. I guess they went swimming, because later I found Jessi, soaking wet in her swimsuit, in myh room. "Sorry!" she said. "Lizzie said your goggles were in here, and the water was hurting my eyes."

Fuck, she was cute. Dripping wet, pink suit clinging to her, cute little ass, tiny barely-there tits...GOD. I got hard just looking at her stand there.

"Uh...yeah. My goggles are actually over here..." I went out to the hallway and hunted them out of the hall closet. My eyes hit on mom's clothesline, though, and my mind went downthe gutter fast.

"Uh, Jessi. Do you want to play a game?"

[yRаn !mHBuh/tvfE No.2425804]

she bit her lip, cutest thing ever. Her swimsuit strap was starting to slip down off her shoulder, and I started to pray that she wouldn't notice. "like what kind of game?"

"Like...hide and seek," I said.

She grinned. "Okay, like with everyone How come you don't play with us anymore?" I guess the neighborhood games were still going on and she still joined in... interesting.

"I was actually thinking, like...just youand me."

"Okay, sure." She grinned at me and gave me a wet, drippy hug. I felt her cold, wet stomach press against my hard cock and nearly came right then.

"I'll count, okay? And if I find you..."

"You tie me up?" She giggled.

Fuck, fuck, fuck. My shorts were tenting out like the fucking circus. "Yeah. Tie you up," I said.

"Okay!" I found her and covered her eyes with a bandana. She laughed and let me guide her to my room. I laid her down on the bed andcarefully began tying her up--I started by just wrapping her up, mummy-style, but changed my mind partway though. Instead, I cut two pices of clotheline off, snaked them under the bed, and tied each end up one of her limbs--effectively tying her down to the mattress, spread eagle. this would have been way easier with a 4 post bed, but I had a twin, and it wroked okay for an eleven year old.

"Are you ready?" I asked her. "For what?" she giggled.

"For the TORTURE!" I yelled, and started tickling her. God, she squirmed. I sat on her chest and tickled her on and on as she bucked and squealed below me. I stopped every couple minutes to let her catch her breath.

[yRаn !mHBuh/tvfE No.2425808]

God, it was hot. I tracde her face with my finger and dipped my finger into yher mouth. she started suckling on it, which was suddenly the hottest thing i could imagine anyone ever doing--this tied down, swimsuit-wearing little girl, sucking hungrily on my finger.I ran my other hand down her body, lightly tickling her through the still-damp swimsuit. She murmured around my finger and sucked harder. I ran my finger quickly, lightly, across her crotch, and she bit down on my finger, arching her back, then went back to sucking.

I smiled. "nice girl," I teased quietly, running my hand across her tiny breasts, still flicking and stroking, a weak attempt at masking what I was doing by still pretending to "tickle" her. Whether she believed it or realised what was actually on my mind didn't really matter.

I lightly traced circles around her breasts, circling closer and closer to her tiny erect nipples, and she began to squirm again, this time straining to meet my touch instead of desperately pulling away.

I kept circling her nipples, moving closer....closer....closer...and then I stopped, hovering just above them.

She strained even more, pushing upwards, trying to feel my fingers on her nipples, the one placed I had avoided touching her. but she was still blindfolded and couldn't tell that she'd never quiet arch her back *that* far.

[yRаn !mHBuh/tvfE No.2425811]

Damn, a horny ten year old girl. Who would have imagined?

I pulled my finger from her mouth, anf used both of my hands to caregully, firmly push her back down to the bed. she whimpered.

"is something wrong jessi? do you want me to untie you?"

"No!" her body tensed, then relaxed completely. "why did you stop," she whined a little. I forced surprise into my voice. "Did you like that?"

"...ye...yeah," she said shakily. "Please...don't stop?

"I don't know," I said, drawing it out. "I don't know if it's really okay for me to touch you..."

"but we played this all the time when we were kids!"

"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm," I returned my finger briefly to her mouth. "What do you want?"

She squirmed. "I want you to do what you were doing."

"What was that?"

"You were...you know!" She was so cute when she was flustered.

"I don't know," I said evenly.

"Tickling my...my...boobs."

"You want me to do exactly what I was doing? 'Tickling your boobs?' Just that?"

"N...no..."

"What else, jessi?"

"Keep going?"

[yRаn !mHBuh/tvfE No.2425813]

I shook my head, though she couldn't see it. I didn't want to push my luck, so I said okay. I snaked my finger back to her mouth and began circling her nipples again. This time she started squirming even faster than before.

Before long, she was breathing hard, and mumbled something around my finger.

I pulled it out again. "What's that?"

"please touch me." she repeated.

"I am touching you, jess."

"There," she said. "You know."

"hm?" I circled dnagerously close to her right nipple, which I still hadn't touched.

"there!" Please."

"Ask me nicely."

She squirmed underneath me. "Please...will you...touch... my....my....nipples."

I smiled. Finally!

Without warning, I pinched both nipples as hard as I could. Jessi screamed and nearly threw herself clear of the bed I began rubbing her nipples frantically with both hands, while she tried in vain to suppress moans of ecstacy. As I rubbed, I inched my face closer and closer to her burnng pussy. I could feel the heat thru the swimsuit, and at that moment I lost what litte control I had.

[yRаn !mHBuh/tvfE No.2425815]

I'll shoe you something even better! I told her, and pulled her swimsuit to te side, exposing her young vagina. Before she could say anything, I got to licking. Man, it tasted sweet! A 10 year old!

She was moaning loudly now, so loud I was afraid we'd get caught. But I didn't care, I was lost in the ecstacy of it all. Everything was quiet for a minute and for a second I had a crazy thought that I had killed her. But she moved, just barely, beneath me. I ripped the blindfold off her.

"okay, jess?"

"uh..yeah," she whispered. Then, weakly, "...ow."

I smiled. "Did that feel good?"

"Ye...yeah. Yeah, it...it did. Really good."

I petted her for a litle while, and after a couple minutes, the usual spark was back in her eyes. "Wow," she said. "Wow."

I laughed. "I think I'd better untie you now," I said slowly.

"No," she said quickly. "I mean, no... I'm okay. We can keep playing...if you want."

I looked at her, surprised, and incredibly turned on. Fuck, if my ex-girlfriends had been anywhere as hot as this little minx...

"Sure, jess." I said. "What do you want to play?" She shrugged, a cute gesture with her hands tied spread out. "I don't know!" she said. What do you want to play?"

"Hm... How about this: I ask you questions."

She looked at me funny, a cute, confused expression on her face. (Let's face it, everything she does is cute.) "How's that a game?"

I smiled. "It's a pretend torture game, okay? I'll ask you questions...and I'll torture you until you answer."

A flicker of doubt crossed her face. "You won't...really hurt me, will you?"

"Nah, Jess. I promise that you'll love this game as much as me."

[Anonymous No.2425818]

Are you satisfied with it? Most of the time.
Are you active? Yes, but I have a hard time initiating.
Any interesting quirks? I'm submissive. I love intellectual dirty talk but am instantly turned off if someone says something tacky. I have one lover though who knows exactly what to say and when. I'm attracted to intelligence to the extent that I don't care if someone is fat or old or ugly if they just have something interesting to say.
Are you gay? I'm attracted to intelligence and eloquence, not to a certain set of sexual organs.

[Anonymous No.2425819]

OP here, I'm sorry for this thread. I expected something very very different.

[yRаn !mHBuh/tvfE No.2425822]

She smiled uncertainly. "Okay. Do...do you want to blindfold me again?"
I raised my eyebrows. "Sure, jess, if that's what you want."
"I...I kinda like it, I guess. It's cool not knowing what you're going to do next, and it feels good.'
"Okay, jess. On with the blindfold." I carefully tied it back around her head, and she leaned back on my pillow.
"Let's see....first question. Hm. Something...embarrassing." She squirmed a little, playfully. "Okay, I've got it. Jess, when was the last time you wet the bed?"
"What?!" she squealed. I'm not gonna tell you that! "Yes, you are," I told her, and began to tickle her. She began to squirm and scream, laughing and gasping for breath. Every minute of so I would stop and prompt her to answer me...no dice.
"You're a stubborn one... I'll have to resort to other measures." I began tickling her again, harder--it might have been almost painful for her, to be honest, but of course she was laughing so hard it was impossible to tell. This time, I didn't stop, and I just kept going until I was worried she was going to pass out....but I didn't stop.
Finally, she managed to choke out "I'll tell you!" I immediately stopped tickling her, and let her rest. her small body still shook a bit, even after I stopped tickling her, and she spent a long time breathing hard, catching her breath back.
After a moment, I was done waitng. "Alright jess, break time's over. Answer the question...unless you want me to do that again?"

[yRаn !mHBuh/tvfE No.2425824]

"No!" she shrieked. "I said I'd tell you. I... I was eight."
"Really?" I said in mock dismay. "That old? What a messy girl!"
Even under her blindfold, I could tell she was blushing furiously.
"Okay...next question... Let's see." My mind raced through the things that might embarrass a ten year old girl. Having never been one myself, I was havng trouble.
"Uh...how about this? What was the worst grade you got in school this year?"
"Do I...have... to tell you?"

"Yes."

"It was--"

"--you don't have to tell me right away!" I burst out.

She giggled. "I get it. Okay! Wait, I mean... 'I'll never tell you! Not in a million years!'"

"I guess I'll have to torture it out of you!" I said, using the same mock-boastful voice that she had just spoken with. She giggled again. Damn, the kid was adorable.

I gently pulled the blindfold off of her. This time, i wanted to see her face. She tilted her head and looked at me in surprise when she realised the bandana was off, but she didn't say anything.

I covered her mouth, and pinched her nose shut, and watched her eyes go WIDE. She immediately began thrashing underneath me. I silently counted to ten, and released her.

She sucked in a deep breath and glared at me. "You'll have to do better than that!" she boasted.

[yRаn !mHBuh/tvfE No.2425826]

"I was counting on it," I smiled, and blocked her air again, this time holding for a count of fifteen. The expression on her face as she twisted under me was amazing--a mix of terror, anticipation, and rage--and once again, extreme relief when I let her go before she *really* needed a breath.

"Will you answer my question now?"

She smiled and said.

"--ok... please, no more"

"That was kinda quick of you, you know"

She giggled. Oh God she looked so cute...

"Yes. I'll try better with your next question."

"Very well then, do you like it when I'm doing THIS?"

I instantly started sucking on her nipples.

"--ahhh, no!! you can't!"

"Answer my question, do you like it?"

I started sucking harder, kissing her nipples from time to time.

"--yeess!! but you can't do this!"

Damn, the kid was adorable.

When I finally let go, she really gasped for breath. When she recomposed herself, her face went back to it's normally cute state.

"Okay, okay! My lowest grade this year was a 70!" she spurted out.

I didn't really know how to tease her or not, and there was this kind of awkward silence. She bit her bottom lip again, which was wet and pink. Might have been wet from the pool, but she also seemed to be licking her lips alot.

I decided to just try to impress her by complimenting her. "That's a good mark!" I said.

[yRаn !mHBuh/tvfE No.2425830]

I felt pretty dorky after that, and it got a bit more awkward. Amazingly, she groaned and arched her back again. The awkwardness was lifting fast, as my PENIS started to take over my brain again.

"Aren't you going to ask me another one?" she asked me.

My dick was throbbing by now, and I couldn't hold myself back anymore. I pushed her gently back onto the bed with my palms. She stopped squirming, and my fingers ran up to her top.

I rolled up her top, so her nipples were revealed. They were so hard, and pink. I started to suck on them, when she started to seem uncomfortable.

"mmmmffff...." she moaned, as my hand darted for her panties.

I yanked them down past her knees, and she started to do a sort of pushup, trying to get me off I guess. She was bound pretty well, though, and she couldn't move.

I pulled my pants and boxers off in the blink of an eye, and started to stroke her vagina. She started to protest when she saw my PENIS, but I put my hand over her mouth again. I could feel her tongue breach against my sweaty palm, as I continued to play with her.

I positioned myself ontop of her, then, with my hand still on her mouth. I kneeled over her, and slid my PENIS into her finally. Even though she was protesting, she was really fucking wet. God, was she wet. Her pussy juice flowed all over my dick, and I nearly came right there.

[yRаn !mHBuh/tvfE No.2425833]

>>2424486
She bit my palm, and started to scream under it. My room door was closed, though, and I was sure no one could hear her. I started to thrust hard into her, and this seemed to cause her pain. She obviously wasn't developed enough to handle my penis.

After a few minutes of me fucking her, I came inside of her. I pulled out, and there was a little bit of blood on my dick. I guess this was her first time. She was crying by now, and I finally released my palm from her mouth.

She just laid there, shuddering. Snot ran down her nose and mixed with her tears. I unbound her and rubbed her belly for a few seconds, before I felt this really guilty feeling. I rolled her panties back up, threw her towel on her, and walked out of the room.

[Anonymous No.2425836]

Are you a Bukowsky man yourself, or awkward and shy about it? Both. At the same time. I brag about my skills but I hate my body.
Are you a virgin? I lost virginity at 13.
Are you in touch with romantic love? Well, not with the flowers-and-chocolate kind but very much so with the forever-after kind.
Is there any book character that affected you sexually? Oscar Wilde.
How is mommy, Sig? Brrr …
Are the sharp words you read and write still sharp when with a potential partner? Yes.
Any fetish? Not really. I like to explore the fetishes of my partners, though.
Are you a passive person? No.
Womanizer? Women are hard to get.
How is it? Fine, mostly.

[Anonymous No.2425837]

Heterosexual male with dominant and libertine tendencies reporting in. Doesn't mean that I actively pursue pussy and other orifices all the time though, because I'm not interested enough in them to put in the effort. I'm more of a "if it crosses my path I'll take it" kind of guy, and that has kept me happy enough. Dry spells don't bother me and periods of above average activity don't throw me off that much either.

I've tried the serious relationship stuff once but I'm not that skilled at compromise. Women are mostly a big bunch of upādāna.

[yRаn !mHBuh/tvfE No.2425838]

>>2425675
and that's how you tell a story you autistic greentxtspamming fucktard

[Anonymous No.2425841]

>>2425838

[Anonymous No.2425858]

PENIS? For real?

[Anonymous No.2425870]

How is your sexuality?
>Pretty normal, I like to think.

Are you satisfied with it?
>Sure - although being gay might present more opportunities for greater satisfaction.

Any interesting quirks?
>I'm tall, and I like small girls so I feel more dominant - a fairly normal "fantasy" though.

Are you gay?
>no

Are you a Bukowsky man yourself, or awkward and shy about it?
>I openly discuss my sexual preferences with women pretty often, and they are surprisingly open about theirs as well. All women are bisexual

Are you a virgin?
>Lost it at 13

Are you in touch with romantic love?
>No

Is there any book character that affected you sexually?
>Books on evo-psych. and biology in general has changed my view on my own, and others sexual attraction, yes.

How is mommy, Sig?
>She's cheating on my father.

Are the sharp words you read and write still sharp when with a potential partner?
>I tend to tone down the elitism.

Any fetish?
>No

Are you a passive person?
>Sure

Womanizer?
>I wouldn't say so - women often say I get them wet only with words, over facebook, but that's just them being sluts.

How is it?
>It feels pointless, until I get turned on again.

[Ziggy Stardust !LrtpfUHOC. No.2425871]

I like women and they like me.

[Anonymous No.2425874]

>>2425838
Please, dear god, tell me that that was all fiction?
I'm slightly repulsed at myself
For being aroused by that gruesome adventure
But if you debunk it, all's well;

It's not quite as horrid to be tittilated
By morbid but fanciful yarn.
But if I'm turned on by a real molestation,
I think I deserve to be harmed.

[Anonymous No.2425878]

sage for not /lit/

I've been satisfied with my sexual relationship with my girlfriend of just under a year, but she's been having a lot of stress-related illness so we don't do it as much anymore.

I don't have any interesting quirks, do it mostly missionary position.

I don't know what Bukowksy means but I'm not one to go on about my sex life, it's my business. I consider myself to be in romantic love with my girlfriend. My mum suffers from a physical and mental illness. Not passive, not a womanizer.

Because of the aforementioned reduction in how sexually active we are I often find myself looking at other girls which I feel ashamed of, I try masturbation but it doesn't seem to fill what I'm missing which is a reciprocal emotional and sexual relationship.

[Anonymous No.2425916]

>>2425878
>stress-related illness

Hahaha

The bitch doesn't like to fuck. Enjoy what's left of your diminishing sex life before she locks that thing up for good.

[Anonymous No.2425926]

>>2425878
and they say patriarchal oppression is the real big issue...

holy cow, man. you're genuinely oppressed by the women in your life. they're mentally ill women, too. break those chains, nigga

[Anonymous No.2425946]

>>2425916
Around six months into my 'ship
I started that excuse:
"My head hurts! I have cramps! I'm sick!
My corpse can't take abuse!"

When really what I meant to say was,
"Dear. you suck in bed;
Why disappoint me yet again,
When I can fap instead."

[Anonymous No.2425963]

>>2425946

This isnt how relationships work. Youre typing all this alone in your basement right?

[Anonymous No.2425968]

>>2425946
>My corpse
Weird name for your penis.

[Anonymous No.2425976]

>>2425963
Not too far off. I'm at my desk,
Alone, save for my cat.
But on the plus side, I have sex
(With human beings, at that)
About four times a week, and so
I'm happy where I'm at. <3

[Anonymous No.2426051]

I don't know, I don't think about it much.

I think I might be repressed is the thing. I don't masturbate, never kissed anyone, and though I've been asked out I reject people without really thinking about it. I want to have sex not for the feel but so that I can not be a virgin anymore. I will have more life experience and when people talk about sex I will know what they are talking about. Same thing goes for kissing, for that matter. I feel like it is an essential part of life that kind of defines people and is a human obsession so I would at least like to experience it. I have a lot of friends of the opposite sex but nothing ever happens, we're just friends and I have trouble seeing them sexually anyways. Actually I have trouble seeing things sexually in general.

I also go on the /u/ board all the time and enjoy seeing moe lesbians but I feel no sexual attraction or pull to any of it, I just think it's cute.

[Anonymous No.2426054]

>>2425976
>But on the plus side, I have sex
>(With human beings, at that)
You are never at a good stage in your life when you have to clarify that.

[Anonymous No.2426076]

>>2426054
Oh, do ho ho. We're such a hoot.
I only clarify
Because the previous couplet is
About my cat and I,
And I was inb4 someone
Would have it sex imply.

[Anonymous No.2426082]

>>2426076
Who here could judge your feline love?
No longer just for cat ladies
On 4chan it is widely known
The truth; that a cat is fine too

[Anonymous No.2426097]

I'm satisfied most of the time. Bisexual with a tendency to lean to only one side or the other and never both at the same time. Maybe it's so I have a break from one gender and it always keeps it fresh.

[Anonymous No.2426106]

Hey OP

there was a solid handful of good responses but lotta idiots

I saved a copy of the thread before it got too shitty. Some responses are pretty interesting

I think it was worth it...maybe

[Anonymous No.2426111]

>>2426106
>saving threads when you can use Fuuka archives.

>/lit/

[Anonymous No.2426122]

I'm bisexual. I had unrequited love for a guy friend for a while.

That's about it. ;_;

[Anonymous No.2426125]

>>2426111
sorry i dont spend all day on lit posting photos of some girl

bye

[Anonymous No.2426126]

>>2426097
>Bisexual with a tendency to lean to only one side or the other and never both at the same time. Maybe it's so I have a break from one gender and it always keeps it fresh
Yeah I'm like that
I think I'm more into women atm

[Anonymous No.2426147]

>>2426122

I know that feel

[Anonymous No.2426207]

So, /lit/, do romantic ladies saving their virginity and are not idiotic or religious nuts exist?

[Anonymous No.2426287]

>>2424786
Short hair is hot, but I've never met a pixie-haired chick who wasn't slightly off/fucking crazy. That's probably why they chop it all of in the first place.

[hakas !u/t2Vf0FFs No.2426291]

can you guys not just go to /r9k/ or /adv/ or something?

[Anonymous No.2426304]

>>2426207
Short answer: No.

Long answer: I think the whole idea of this is bred out of old literature when sex was a lot more coveted and something people didn't talk about it, sex is a key part in coming-of-age and most girls tend to get to a point where they want to have sex, regardless of whether they're in love with the person they have sex with because honestly losing your virginity isn't an incredible experience; and I don't think you should care too much about whether a girl is a virgin or not, girls care more about an emotional connection and not whether you're better or worse at sex than someone else, the only thing you should be worried about is if they have an STI in which case you should USE A FUCKING CONDOM SON

[Anonymous No.2426364]

i've been in this thread since yesterday and just now realized that pic wasn't a woman's vagina

[Anonymous No.2427230]

>>2425727
That sounds like a story in itself, I tempted to jack it.


The story, I mean.

[Anonymous No.2427236]

>>2424689
I'm this guy.

Does anyone else feel like this?

[Anonymous No.2427249]

>>2427236
>People thought I was funny but I had no real friends.
Pfff, that's a lot of people.
>I was just acquaintances with a lot of people.
Well not everyone's all-extrovert-all-the-time...
>I only kissed a girl once.
Wait...
>Never had an actual girlfriend.
Hold...
>Never went farther than 1st base.
...the phone.
>I think I'm partially gay.
This could go either way...
>People thought I was funny, but I never hung out with anyone.
....
>I think I had (and still have) an inferiority complex.
Oh dear god...

[Anonymous No.2427251]

>Are you satisfied with it.
Yes
>Are you active.
Yes
>Interesting quirks?
Other than rampant bisexuality, no. Wait, delayed ejaculation is interesting isn't it?
>Gay?
Until I fuck a girl, half and half?
>Bukowsky man
Wat
>Virgin?
Nope, in no ways other than da girlz
>In touch with romantic love?
Never featured for me but I'd be willing to try
>Book character affected you sexually?
No, but I'm pretty surprised it never has.
>Sharp words I write...etc.
I'm very passive
>Fetish?
Nothing amazing
>Are you a passive person?
Very much
>Womanizer?
Definitely not, for me to have a chance they'd have to be pretty dominant in nature and that's just not the way the female sex normally handles it. But I'm happy with attracting tons of Active guys.

[Anonymous No.2427256]

I wish I could discard my sexuality in a non-deforming way. It's not doing me any good.

[Anonymous No.2427266]

So this thread is running for like three days now?

You may as well all post kiddie porn, because whatever moderation there is is clearly having a fucking laugh.

Don't often sage, but here we are.

[Anonymous No.2427296]

ITT: FAGS

[Anonymous No.2427301]

I JUST WANT A BEAUTIFUL, INTELLIGENT GIRLFRIEND. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR, AMERICA?

[Anonymous No.2427303]

>>2427301
Well, most American women are fat, and all Americans are stupid, so yes.

[Anonymous No.2427312]

I think I'm a lesbian but I have no idea how to deal with it.

[Anonymous No.2427315]

>>2427312
Post your tits.

[Anonymous No.2427318]

>>2427312
Once you get deepdicked good and hard, you'll forget all about touching some piss flaps and calling it "making love"

[Anonymous No.2427324]

>>2427318
Also, I volunteer to deepdick your pissflaps, cunt.

[Anonymous No.2427327]

>>2427312
How many times do I have to tell you? You are not a lesbian, John! Get back to work.

[Anonymous No.2427361]

>>2427327

No Johan, yuo are the lesbian

And then johna was a lesbian

[Anonymous No.2427364]

>>2427361

Actually, that would have been better if

No Johan, yuo are the lesbian

And then johna was a trannie

So I'm going to delete the other one. Fuck year, wok in progress, like a chinese takeaway

[Anonymous No.2427378]

im reading early collette (Claudine Married) it's kinda hot except it's more just cute and makes me feel pretty queer reading it in public but I kinda like that as I don't dress or look particularly gay or hip and it contrasts nicely.

[Anonymous No.2427384]

>>2427364
talk about snorecore!
just jokin bub.