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>500 word essay due Friday
>haven't even started yet

>> No.24161873
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24161873

>>24161860
You have to 18 to post here. 500 words is nothing.

>> No.24161875

>>24161873
*be. Fuck...

>> No.24161879

>>24161873
This is for an ethics course in my masters program rofl

>> No.24161883

>>24161860
>it's over
>wrote practically 500 words in the OP

no reaction pic necessary (because I don't have any on my phone)

>> No.24161916

>>24161860
>500 word essay
What is that? A page? How brain dead are you?

>> No.24161934

>>24161916
about two standard pages, depends on the language

>> No.24161941

>>24161879
fairs, ai is your friend.

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>>24161873
>>24161883
>>24161916

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>5 page essay due Thursday

>> No.24161964

>>24161879
Masters in what? We had to take one in CS but it was a bird course.

>> No.24162059

>>24161860
Do you keep forgetting to start it?

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>hey anon do me a favour. finish my essay homework while I'm gone with my date who is likely your childhood crush haha. Yeah the same neighborhood chick that you tried your best to get laid with.yeah yeah... I'll give her your regards when i fk her pussy in our basketball coach's car haha. btw try not to try your best while writing my essay.. that sonovabitch teach thinks you are a hotshot in writing and knows you are my roommate. Be a buddyroo for once thanks.

>> No.24162170

>>24161860
what's it supposed to be on

>> No.24162174

iirc my record in uni was ~800 words for a public policy analysis or something like that in 30 minutes. I know that's probably nothing to the literary chads in this board....

>> No.24162176

>>24161860
I have had an exam today about power plant simulation and I spent the four days prior reading Crime and Punishment in one go. I have read a lot of books till now, but for some reason I never managed to pick up C&P in the last 8 years

>> No.24162180

>>24161860
i live in a third world country and i have multiple degrees, drop your email and i will do your assignment for $20, no questions asked. can work with APA, MLA, and other formats.

>> No.24162181

>>24162180
protip thirdiebro: nobody in the first world cares about clown college degrees

>> No.24162184

>>24162181
bro i need the money and i could bang out 500 words in two or three hours. meanwhile in the first world, you become depressed when someone didn't recognize your gender

>> No.24162187

>>24162184
Pablx why would I pay you for a mediocre essay when GenAI can make an ok essay for free

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>post must be at least 30 characters

>> No.24162191

>>24162187
because it's easy to tell when something has been written by ai. for example, ask it to proofread any creative or technical writing. different models prioritize different aspects, but they almost always want to change your writing in a destructive way. chatgpt is the biggest offender in this regard. microsoft copilot mainly checks for grammar and coherence; claude is more detailed in assessing tone and flow; but chatgpt almost always wants to remove the emotional intensity or formality of a piece, even when it's appropriate. if you trust your career to ai, you don't deserve to have one. say anything about my country but at least i write my own shit

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>Sixteen word shitpost due in eleven seconds
>no way I can get it done in

>> No.24162195

>>24162180
i need the money but i'll do it for free and post it here basedou won't have to share an email address.

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>>24161860
Interject a 'gentle reader' every so often for a +2 word count boost.You could probably get away with one per paragraph, I reckon, or more if you rotated it out for 'courteous reader', 'well-disposed reader', &c.

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>have to write thesis this semester
>i have no clue what im going to write about besides knowing that it will probably be about poetry.

>> No.24162251

>>24162194
you are missing one word nigga

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3 of the 12 video game reviews I've written in my life are less than 500 words and one of those is 499 words

>> No.24162548

>>24161873
How do I 18?

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>>24161860
Try working as a journalist and punch out 650 words before 9:30 a.m.

>> No.24162786

>>24161879
500 words isn't even an essay. it's a fucking paragraph. what kind of retarded country are you in? albania?

>> No.24162803

>>24162786
United States
I made a thread about it because I have a mini-assignment that is supposed to be 300-500 words and I thought that it was hilarious

>> No.24162923
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>>24161873
>>24161883
>>24161916
Astounding newfaggotry

>> No.24162940

>>24162923
Posted 2 words in 5 seconds award

>> No.24162953

>>24161860
if you can't type at least 1000 words/hour, kill yourself

>> No.24163273

>>24162184
I live in the first world and I am happy as fuck. It feels great being rich and I thank God every day I'm not you. Happy?