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[Anonymous No.24161829]

>Oh my GAWD, Becky, you'll never guess who I saw on Tinder last night!
>Ohmigod, who did you see?
>.........ANON!!!
>*Both, initially in unison but then in a piercing and discordant noise that can be heard for 50 metres in all directions* TEEEEEHEEEEE HAHAHAHAHA Oh my God!
>Why is he using Tinder? Do guys like him even like girls? Do any GIRLS even find guys like him sexy? What did he even look like? What did his profile say?
>It was so sad! It was just him being pictured on his own next to famous landmarks! He probably read that girls don't like selfies and got some poor tourists to take his picture! Ummm, hello?! The point of no selfies isn't no selfies, it's to prove to girls that you have friends and you're not an incel creep who hates women!
>Oh my God, did you swipe him right? That would be SO funny. He barely talked to you all year but he probably thinks he has a chance.
>I *did* match him... And we matched! I've already sent his profile to the Nice Guys of Tinder Instagram account and my friend who writes at BuzzFeed will include him in their monthly aspiring creepy rapists roundup!
>Ohmigod, what next? Shall we get him to order us pizzas at the sorority house?

[Anonymous No.24161837]

>>24161829
books for this feel I guess?

[Anonymous No.24161852]

>>24161829
>someone bothered to copy paste this

[Anonymous No.24161957]

This actually happened at my workplace. I just observed three dudes' profiles get paraded. It wasn't a big deal because one was actually funny, the others were just very normie with not much written by way of text. All in all, it was clutch for all..

[Anonymous No.24161978]

>>24161829
I love how this 30s video that probably took less than an hour to make has been making incels on this site furious with murderous rage. Never change, losers.

[Anonymous No.24161981]

>>24161829
Keep bitching and complaining I guess, and see if that improves anything

[Anonymous No.24162035]

>>24161978
you sound totally unphased.. not.

[Anonymous No.24162071]

>>24161837
mein kampf

[Anonymous No.24162078]

>>24161829
Always felt bad for the Asian one, degrading herself like that. "Sneaky link" too.

[Anonymous No.24162085]

>>24161981
Nobody takes women by the pussy and makes them love them. You were just lucky.

[Anonymous No.24162088]

>>24162085
What?

[Anonymous No.24162097]

>>24162088
What do you mean by "improve"? Will being more adept at doing the weird little social dances like some male bird of paradise in the hopes that the girl will open her legs for you improve your life?

[Anonymous No.24162104]

>>24162097
>What do you mean by "improve"?
As in, to make better whatever OP is bitching and complaining about.

[Anonymous No.24162115]

>>24161829
And the worst part is, I still like women

>>24161978
It was an oddly innocuous video to get mad at. Maybe for more career-oriented people.

[Anonymous No.24162145]

>>24162104
Maybe complaining is the firat step. Or maybe it happens in a vacuum. We live in a democracy after all.

[Anonymous No.24162150]

>>24162145
I doubt it. 4chan is loaded down with complacent whingeing about women and Jews and whoever else.

[Anonymous No.24162198]

>>24161978
I don't think anyone is mad at that video, the video is absolute top notch millennial cringe

[Anonymous No.24162202]

>>24162198
>tiktok faggotry
>gen z boss

>millennial
?

[Anonymous No.24162207]

>>24162150
Well, you never clarified what improvement or bettetment is. Not that you ever improve things on your own. It's more likely just luck qnd you enjoy beating down people who are unlucky.

[Anonymous No.24162213]

>>24162198
Yeah, I’ve never seen anyone actually mad at it, just lots of people claiming others are mad. It’s just shitpost material, like skibidi Biden.

[Anonymous No.24162221]

>>24162207
I guess they can carve that into your headstone. "He never did anything useful with himself, but it was only because he was unlucky and people were unfair to him. RIP."