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2413310 No.2413310 [Reply] [Original]

>>In the Chamber of Secrets, about to get killedby basilisk.
>>Remember that I, too, am a Parselmouth.
>>Order basilisk to eat Tom Riddles diary. Tom's ghost is too startled to counteract the order in time.
>>Tell basilisk to go back into dormancy.
>>"Professor, my friends and I found and destroyed Slytherin's ethereal monster and it didn't leave a corpse!"
>>Dumbledore believes me because he's Dumbledore.
>>In book seven, the bad guys invade Hogwarts.
>>Enjoy being made of stone, faggots.

>> No.2413321
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2413321

jk rolling subpar rIter

>> No.2413426

>>2413321
lolwat r dethly hollows

>> No.2413433

i dont get it???

>> No.2413467

>>2413433
He could have just sent the fucking basilisk at them.

>> No.2413487

>>2413433

Harry had just learned that he was a parselmouth. Parselmouth abilities are the only thing that allowed the evil ghost to control the basilisk. Harry could have controlled it just as easily.

And then he'd have a pet snake demon to use against his enemies.

>> No.2413490

Why wasn't Harry, a Horcrux, destroyed when he was bitten?

>> No.2413497

>>2413490
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