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I'm a nerd.

Get off my 4chan.

>> No.2411219
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I'm a neckbeard.

Get off my 4chan.

>> No.2411222
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I'm a basement dweller.

Get off my 4chan.

>> No.2411226
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I'm a pedophile.

Get off my 4chan.

>> No.2411233
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I like Daft Punk.

Get off my 4chan.

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I'm a president.

get off my plane.

>> No.2411282

No, but seriously...you guys don't belong here.

>> No.2411284

>>2411282
You seriously think the majority of /lit/izens aren't nerds and neckbeards, too?

>> No.2411291

>>2411282
I'm sorry, are we harshing your style?

>> No.2411303

>>2411291
The true answer is yes.

You know it's true.

If you've never considered being an otaku a good thing, GTFO.

>> No.2411346

>>2411303
>laughingwhores.jpg

>> No.2411353

>>2411303
I don't think being obsessed with anything is healthy.
I like anime, but I like a lot of other things too.
How about this. I'll stay out of /a/ if you stay out of /lit/. We don't have to deal with each other, everyone's happy.

>> No.2411361

>>2411303
seriously, there are a million boards of weeaboo shit, fuck off
also if you were really an "otaku" you would know that sites like this in japan have a board for everything, you should rather be demanding a board for every possible obscure topic in order to properly emulate your japanese overlords

>> No.2411366

>>2411303
>being an otaku
>a good thing

Yeahhhh.
Remember on /b/ a couple of weeks ago?
The basement-dweller otaku who decided to move to Japan for a better life?

>He was ostracised even more there
>Prostitutes refused to have sex with him.
>openly mocked by those with similar interests
>applied for jobs and was rejected
>had to ring parents for plane ticket home

Instead of leaving, I'm just going to sit here and have a hearty lol at your expense.
Also, the world hates you.

>> No.2411368

Why does superman have red hair?

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.

>> No.2411373

>>2411366
aw man, I hope this was archived somewhere

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>>2411366

>> No.2411381

>>2411361
"weeaboo shit"

When did you people get on the internet? This was a safe place before roughly 2009...

>> No.2411396

>>2411381
i've been here since 2005
Used to post on /b/, then switched to /r9k/, when /r9k/ closed down the first time i switched to /lit/ which i've found is a better fit and more productive (marginally) use of my time
not everybody here is a basement dwelling loser, i'm sorry, get over it. you should have progressed; you failed.

>> No.2411415

>>2411366
Is that archived.

>> No.2411454

>>2411415
>>2411373
Archive delivared
http://chanarchive.org/4chan/b/35261

>> No.2411459

>>2411303
But otaku are scum. Both Japanese and Western variants. I say this as a person who frequents /a/ and /jp/ regularly.

I like talking about western literature because I have hobbies outside of watching anime, playing visual novels, and playing Japanese games.

>> No.2411479

I don't like anime and hold a general feeling of disdain towards Eastern cultures, never read comic books, don't listen to dubstep or Radiohead or any electronic music, I don't like Super heroes, or science fiction, or fantasy novels, I'm not a liberal, I'm not a racist, I'm not gay, I'm not a pedophile, I'm not a computer geek or into electronics, I sleep with women regularly and I genuinely enjoy talking to people.

Maybe I don't belong here.

>> No.2411482

>>2411479
You're more fucked up than any of us.
>>>/outside/

>> No.2411485

>>2411479

Not even a paedophile? Seriously?

I didn't think that was possible anymore. I think most people are paedophiles at least sometimes. I'm not even joking.

>> No.2411492

>>2411485
Well, I mean, I'm attracted to teenage girls. Teenage girls who are sexually mature. That's just gay if you're not attracted to a sexually developed 16 year old girl. I still wouldn't act on it, though. I'd be worried I'd fuck them up in the head and they'd end up prostitutes or in therapy or something.

>> No.2411858

>implying I'm not a hikikomori foreveralone autist who just happens to enjoy literature

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Good luck trying to get everything you hate off 4chan.

Here's my list:

Chloe
Ponies
T Ling
A Rand
Traps
Spidey
Ron Paul
Copy Paste Stories
Conservatives
Unsophisticated trolling
Some Gore
Dubs, trips
Cancer
Scifi
Fantasy
Spam

And less niggers and faggots

Imagine if /b/ really was random?

Also, /lit/ anons diss unnecessarily. But that could be conservative shills making sure 4chan doesn't get any revolutionary ideas about positively changing the world, or moody teenagers.

>> No.2411947

>>2411903
There's nothing wrong with faggots.

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>>2411947
I meant the word 'faggot.'. It can't be that great for our chocolate dipstick lover brothers to read it all the time.

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>>2411903
>Spidey

Someone's a fan of wincest...

>> No.2412001

>>2411996
I knew I'd overlook some shit but winces is harmless, I don't hate it. It's pretty silly really, a photo of a young girl with a come on quote that would never happen in reality. Jimmies unrustled.

>> No.2412005

I was an otaku when I was 12, I was learning japanese and had hentai posters in my room. By the age of 14 I was into Cowboy Bebop, Vagabond and Blade of the Immortal, by the age 17 I was reading Watchmen, playing Shadow of the Colossus, and getting to know Robert Louis Stevenson, 22 and I was reading Fernando Pessoa, Shakespeare, Beckett, Hemingway, I'm 24 now and what the fuck is anime again?

>> No.2412529

>>2412005
Tryhard detected. Why are you so afraid of liking Hemingway AND animu?

>> No.2412753

>>2412529
Word.