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ITT: Your /lit/ Husbando/Waifu.

>> No.2404132
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Somewhat related.

>> No.2404139
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Forever and ever

>> No.2404145

>all of /lit/ is male because only men read literature
>that feel when they will be fighting over the 2 or 3 great female authors in history

welp

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>> No.2404158
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>>2404145
>implying we're going to pick those shitty female authors

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>> No.2404191
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I want to angerfuck her face into the dirt and donkey punch her with her own memoir.

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Brilliant and playful; he could plow me all night long.

>> No.2404195

>>2404191
>leftist vermin

No i won't be sorry when you are dead, it'll be good riddance

>> No.2404198
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Franz Kafka is an author that I genuinely would like to meet and hang out with.

The man had a great sense of humor, knew how to entertain, and had mad swag overall.

>I was born too late - I will never be bros with Franz Kafka

>> No.2404199

>>2404198
first of all he didn't speak english

secondly
>Kafka was born into a middle-class Ashkenazi Jewish family
>Hermann was the fourth child of Jacob Kafka, a shochet or ritual slaughterer

He'd probably kill and eat you, that's what jews do.

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>>2404199
But- but- but- JUST LOOK AT ALL THAT SWAG!

>> No.2404207

>>2404203
so he'll swag and entertain you, while you are ritually slaughtered and have your blood drained for the passover ritual, where they celebrate the murder of children.

Is it worth it?

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you know she'd be down for some kinky liberated shit

>> No.2404210

>>2404207
Bro, children aren't kosher.

>> No.2404212

>>2404209
And Sartre would stare at you with his lazy eye from the chair in the corner of the room.

>> No.2404213

"celibacy and suicide
are on a similar level of understanding,
suicide and martyrdom not so much,
maybe marriage and martyrdom."
>kafka
>husbando

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c.s. lewis

>> No.2404227

>>2404209
Can you imagine what it'd be like to have de Baeuvoir as your dominatrix? She'd add some crazy fucking layers to it.

>> No.2404226

>>2404213
>implying he wasn't into bestiality
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/booksblog/2008/aug/15/kafkasguiltypleasures

>> No.2404228

>>2404227
I would hate to have her talk dirty to me, though. It'd probably be upsetting or confusing and ruin the mood.

>> No.2404229
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Dick <3

>> No.2404230

>>2404226
bestiality is disgusting
have you seen dog cocks?

nasty

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Best female writer right here.

>> No.2404234

I'm torn between PKD and Stephenson

>> No.2404252

>>2404233
I got head from her one time
Turned out it was an alien and my dick all covered in slime

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>not having a matching husbando/waifu set

>> No.2404258

>>2404233
This was the first picture of Woolf I ever saw, and it really disarmed me.

Then I saw all of the other pictures of her. Yeah.

But I guess I'd really like to chill with Maupassant.

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we could both have a relationship with the other without the other ever knowing...

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He was so grumpy. So cute.

>> No.2404283

>>2404270
he was also right

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>>2404209
>kinky liberated shit
Hahahahaha.

I know this has been posted often recently, but still. DAAAAAAAAAAAAYUM GURL.

>> No.2404288

>>2404287
>prostitution industry
>liberated

you always have to wonder if liberals believe their own euphemisms and rhetoric

>> No.2404308

>>2404287

is that her?

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It's a wonder none has posted O. Wilde yet.

>> No.2404529

>>2404525
thats because he is the undisputed Queen of lit since day one.

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The best husbandu <3

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Post-Holocaust.

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>>2404553

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