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23870598 No.23870598[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than it is for the rich educated man to enter the kingdom of God

Why is it often seen as a burden or even a sin to be intelligent under Christianity?

>> No.23870602
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>>23870598
FYI, that's the kind of eye of a needle he's talking about. It's not as bad as you think

>> No.23870643

>>23870598
Jesus was a communist. Catholic Church is a total perversion of his teaching.

>> No.23870646

>>23870598
>>23870602
Isn't it widely considered to be a translation error and the original referent lost?

>> No.23870648

>>23870598
Rich =/= intelligent
Fuck off and eat a big bag of smelly poop

>> No.23870649

>>23870643
>https://youtu.be/_yspSI8JA_4?si=4wF0nMwpjSKj266x
Rock on kemosabe

>> No.23871003

>>23870648
stop kink-shaming, sister.

>> No.23871107

>>23870598
And he immediately adds “but to God, nothing is impossible”
Why do literally no one seem to remember that? Have you not read the New Testament?

>> No.23871149

>>23870602
no it's not. shut up with your 11th century revisionist bullshit
>>23870598
also use the nrsv if you want to be a real person

>> No.23871160

>>23870598
Nice try anon, but you added that "educated" bit in yourself. Here, consult these sixty different translations, not one of them makes that stipulation. https://www.biblegateway.com/verse/en/Matthew%2019%3A24
>>23870643
>>23870646
>>23870648
>>23871149
Why didn't any of you Christians fact-check anon?

>> No.23871190

>>23871160
Christians don't read the Bible. Also /lit/ doesn't read.

>> No.23871210

>>23870598
>educated
Not in the Bible, asshole

>> No.23871844

>>23870598
> Educated = smart
You can read all the books that you want. It will not change the fact that you're a retard and will die a retard.

>> No.23871855

>>23870598
You added the word "educated" to the quote. That said, it was never a sin to be smart. Theologians are mostly concerned that people will be led astray by philosophy (which is ultimately flawed without revelation to back it up, since human reason is imperfect).

>> No.23872034

>>23870598
Well it seems you don't need to worry about that, because you don't even know how to read.

>> No.23872041

Matt. 19:24
And again I say to you, It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.

Matt. 19:25
And when the disciples heard this, they were greatly astonished and said, Who then can be saved?

Matt. 19:26
And looking upon them, Jesus said to them, With men this is impossible, but with God all things are possible.

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>>23871855
Human reason may not be perfect, but at least it's effectual; the same can't be said for "revelation" that relies on logical and philosophical frameworks created by the Greeks. I'll stick with the Greeks, thank you

>> No.23872168

notice how OP added the word" educated" which is not in the verse he quoted, and without the completely made up addition, his post makes exactly 0 sense


its posts like this that give one all the evidence they need that Christ is King

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>>23870598
>Intelligence is the bane of Christianity
It's pretty self explanatory.

>> No.23872183

>>23872131
Jesus has obviously been exposed to Greek reasoning, and more so the more Sauline the author is.

>> No.23872189

Keep in mind every ad hom attack (le bible is for le dumb, reddit-tier posts) on the bible on this board is made by users who have never read the bible.

>> No.23872216

>>23870598
This guy has been editing text into the Bible and making troll posts about it for years. When he gets called out he pretends it doesn't matter because Christians are supposed to be stupid and fooled by this. Nobody is fooled, except the guy wasting hours and hours of his precious life building strawmen to illustrate how mindbroken he is rather than repenting.

>> No.23872223

>>23870602
>I'm ready to settle down

>> No.23872233

>>23870598
It's because of pride. It's not because those things are bad necessarily, it's because you can mistake it for substituting eternal things. Riches often lead to complacency about the spirit.
>>23870643
Midwit take reading the Bible with a blindfold on. Jesus Christ is speaking about the Kingdom of Heaven, not the world. Forsaking all is a concept tied to the Gospel's understanding of faith. It is when you abandon the belief that you can save yourself. The idea that bloodlines, laws, riches etc can get you into Heaven is literally evil, AND the reverse of this is also just as evil. You cannot be poor or corrupt enough to enter Heaven either. It is not through the power of flesh and blood, period.

>> No.23872236

>>23872177
>get fooled by a troll post where OP adds words to The Bible
Anon, didn't you read The Bible? It's one of the most important books to understand western society and its waves of thoughts. How can you even understand classic /lit/erature without having read it?

>> No.23872262

>>23872236
The picture is wrong in terms of selling your possessions and leaving your job, but everything else seems spot on. Jesus DID say that if you love your family more than him, you’re not worthy of him. Jesus DID say that he is the vibe and Christians can do nothing apart from him. Jesus — and virtually all the NT authors — DID say that the kingdom of heaven/god is at hand and that we are in the last days. We DON'T have contemporary sources validating ANY of the claims in the Bible. There is a reason it's called faith

>> No.23872265

>>23872262
Meant to say he have no sources validating the miraculous claims

>> No.23872275

>>23872236
I got past all the "begats" and was rewarded with double daughter incest and I checked out. Filthy book for filthy people.

>> No.23872284

>>23872275
That happened because Lot raised his daughters in an evil nation instead of leaving it, retard.
Use your brain.

>> No.23872288

>>23872233
Jesus was a massive hippy. He literally verbatim says it is impossible for rich people to enter heaven, he tells his followers "resist not an evil person" and instead to be mega cucks where you give a thief extra stuff and you carry a soldier's pack twice as far and you offer up your cheeks to get slapped more, and then he says "take no thought for the morrow" not to build barns or sow the fields, just to live like an animal and "God will provide". It's a retarded ideology, but as a Christian, you're stuck with it since it's direct and unequivocally the words of Jesus.

>> No.23872293

>>23870598
God was warning us of the liberal intellectuals whose thinking would destroy us.

>> No.23872297

>>23872284
Okay, so why does Ezekiel feel the need to write: "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."? Did the spirit of God really get in his mind and say "yes, you have to describe their cock and cumshots with evocative language!" Disgusting, again, a filthy filthy book.

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>>23870598
>educated
OP is a mendacious faggot once again.

>> No.23872506

>>23870598
>rich educated man
I like how you added in "educated" lmfao awful bait

>> No.23872533

>>23872506
As if all rich people were educated, and all educated people rich. Assumptions, assumptions.

>> No.23872684

>>23872262
I never talked about the picture you ratard

>> No.23872703

>>23872297
>Did the spirit of God really get in his mind and say
That's the interpretation that you got from OUTSIDE the book (church). The Bible only mentions "Divine inspiration" once, by Paul, in the New Testament (Almost at the end). Divine inspiration was a concept hundreds of years before The Bible, and it's not what the church teaches. Read Plato's Ion.

>>23872275
The whole point of The Bible is that humans are corrupt.
Also, that happens in the first 20 pages. Don't act like you "got past" anything. You even judge the whole book based on that event too. What a midwit.

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why is OP openly and brazenly lying and falsifying bible verses to try and attack christianity and turn people away from Christ?


OP why are you openly and brazenly lying and falsifying bible verses to try and attack christianity and turn people away from Christ?

>> No.23873104

>>23872275
That is no excuse. You cab read it in a secular way and still enjoy it as a story and for its influencial value. The only reason to hate it is resentment against christians.

>> No.23873120

>>23872262
>DID say that the kingdom of heaven/god is at hand and that we are in the last days
I've seen multiple people clarify this for you and you still keep saying it anyway. Why?

>> No.23873143

>>23870598
I've never met a single person who understands the true meaning of this

>> No.23873174

Because intelligent people realize Christianity is a bunch of pedo crap. From From Genesis 19:
[30] And Lot went up out of Zoar, and dwelt in the mountain, and his two daughters with him; for he feared to dwell in Zoar: and he dwelt in a cave, he and his two daughters.
[31] And the firstborn said unto the younger, Our father is old, and there is not a man in the earth to come in unto us after the manner of all the earth:
[32] Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.
[33] And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.
[34] And it came to pass on the morrow, that the firstborn said unto the younger, Behold, I lay yesternight with my father: let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our Father.
[35] And they made their father drink wine that night also: and the younger arose, and lay with him; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.
[36] Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father.

>> No.23873298

>>23873143
If you know, enlighten us.

>> No.23873310

>>23872288
I'm afraid that you need to possess an IQ digit of at least 80 or higher to participate in this subforum.

>> No.23873357

>>23873310
Then what's your excuse for being here? Oh, and your mom says she wants you to move out, get a job, and that she's really sick of catching you staring at her breasts.

>> No.23873435
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>>23872233
>>23872262
There were people who literally just that when they heard "camel through the eye of a needle" passage. They sold everything that they had, distributed all of the proceeds to the poor, and followed Christ, and lived a life of non-acquisitiveness. They are holy people and are canonized saints in the Church.
>We DON'T have contemporary sources validating ANY of the claims in the Bible.
You have the saints, who practicedcand lived the Gospel. Their lives have been recorded all throughout the history of Christianity, and there are saints living among us even to this day.
>>23872288
Jesus was not a hippy. He is the Son of God, the Word of God, the only begotten of the Father, who is consubstantial with the Father and the Holy Spirit. He did not teach "free love" and advocated fornication and adultery like hippies do.
>He literally verbatim says it is impossible for rich people to enter heaven
He didn't say it was impossible. Jesus meant it's very unlikely someone with wealth can enter the Kingdom of Heaven. The attachment to wealth is a huge temptation and stumbling block to faith for those who don't use it for it's proper purpose. There are kings, emperors, and princes who a canonized saints. Even Joseph of Arimathea was a rich man and a member of the Sanhedrin. He risked his position and reputation by asking Pontius Pilate for Jesus' body and laying the body of our Saviour in his own tomb.
>he tells his followers "resist not an evil person" and instead to be mega cucks where you give a thief extra stuff and you carry a soldier's pack twice as far and you offer up your cheeks to get slapped more, and then he says "take no thought for the morrow" not to build barns or sow the fields, just to live like an animal and "God will provide". It's a retarded ideology, but as a Christian, you're stuck with it since it's direct and unequivocally the words of Jesus.
His words are not stupid. His words give life, hope, comfort, and salvation. "Heaven and Earth shall pass away, but My words shall never pass away." [Matthew 24:35] Even with your extreme example there are saints who lived like that too. There are saints who are called Fools-for-Christ, who lived lives of total poverty, homelessness, and secretly had pious lives, but feigned insanity to hide their spiritual gifts God gave them. A contemporary example is St. Gabriel of Georgia. Another not so modern example is Saint Xenia of St. Petersburg.

>> No.23873441

>atheists literally have to make up shit in the bible to get upset with now

>> No.23873446

>>23872236
It's a bot that autospams that image in literally any thread that has to do with Christianity. Shocking that the jannies haven't banned it.

>>23872262
>he is the vibe
jesus is bussin with the drip fr no cap on god

>> No.23873448

Because Christianity doesn't make even the slightest sense.
Example: the Flood in Genesis wiped out all people and animals that weren't on the ark.
What about the fish? How would the Flood kill them? Either the freshwater fish would all survive, or the saltwater fish would all survive, depending on the nature of the floodwater.
And what about waterfowl? Seems like the ducks, geese, seagulls, etc. would have been just fine.
And wouldn't the plants have been destroyed too? They don't take well to being completely submerged. Wouldn't Noah also have to have one of every plant? But no...somehow the plants survived, since in Genesis 8.11, the dove came back with a freshly plucked olive leaf.
And why wipe out all the animals? Were they sinful too?
I'm sorry, but this section has to be read as a ripoff of the Gilgamesh epic, and little more.
Telling me to have faith is like telling me "do what I tell you or you'll get beaten".
I can't believe people kill each other over this shit.

>> No.23873452

>>23873435
nigga looks like he hidin' a bomb under his cloak fr fr no cap

>> No.23873458

>>23873448
That's because you are reading the Bible with a rationalist and scientific lense. Faith cannot be understood with the mind, but with the heart.

>> No.23873476

>>23872703
>>23873104
It's the most overrated book of all time, AINEC

>> No.23873478

>>23873458
>hurr durr it's not supposed to make sense
Epic cope.
I am SO glad the church doesn't run things anymore.
Now explain why all those pedo priests apparently don't believe in Hell.

>> No.23873493

>>23873435
>He did not teach "free love"
He literally taught people to love their enemies and forgive all who trespass against them. He was all peace and love and "bro, don't worry about tomorrow, the universe will provide." He laid it on THICK with the hippy stuff, he even washed other people feet. Your head canon is wrong and irrelevant.

>> No.23873494

>>23870598
Why make this obvious bait and alter a verse most people know? And why are retards falling for it

>> No.23873511

>>23873478
The literal and the symbolic are not mutually exclusive. Of all the things you choose to nitpick over, you choose a Genesis story, which is heavy in mythological language and imagery, and hardly relevant when it comes to faith at large and living a Christian life, over something say, the life and teachings of Jesus Christ. Why? It is because you do not understand faith. Faith is not based on rationalism, materialism, or facts, but on what is true, living, and eternal. Faith is neither rational or irrational, but supranational.

>> No.23873535

>>23873493
You know what I meant by free love. Jesus was not a hippy, and by hippy, I mean a person who was a byproduct of a CIA psyop in the 60's, who as a result has communist sympathies, believes everybody should sleep with everybody, and consumes LSD and weed on a regular basis.

>> No.23873568

>>23872223
kek,nice one anon.

>> No.23873707

>>23870643
Honestly don't know why commune christianity isn't bigger, the bible seems to support it somewhat
"All the believers were together and had everything in common."
"For from time to time those who owned land or houses sold them, brought the money from the sales 35 and put it at the apostles’ feet, and it was distributed to anyone who had need."

>> No.23873710

>>23871160
educated and rich are synonymous. especially in Jesus time

>> No.23873712

>>23873710
And there is also the fact that eating from the tree of knowledge is the great sin in the bible. There are tons of passages discouraging people from actively thinking

>> No.23873740

>>23873707
Was it not like tha t in the early times? When it got mainstream, it was corrupted as with most things, now it's mostly a travesty

>> No.23873777

>>23873712
people arent discourage from thinking,they are discouraged from believing they know better than God.

>> No.23873780

>>23873710
>educated and rich are synonymous. especially in Jesus time
How come Jesus seems to have deep and fundamental knowledge of the Torah and Books as a human being despite being an apprentice tradesman. How come his manual labourer mates in their 30s know how dank the shit he's citing.

>> No.23873831

>>23873712
It's not "The tree of knowledge"
It's "The tree of knowledge of good and evil". Also the sin was not eating from the tree, but disobeying God.

>> No.23874061

>>23870648
>Rich =/= intelligent
Yes it does

>> No.23874084

>>23873777
Isn't that exactly what God would want though

>> No.23874094

>>23873777
You can say pretty much any type of thinking is doing that though

>> No.23874096
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Christianity's distain of knowledge and education is what led Europe into the Christian dark ages

>> No.23874106

>>23874096
Well nah that was the collapse of Rome because the Roman aristocracy decided to destroy the empire over time because they were living in a delusional dreamworld, fuckin each other up the ass all the time and they forgot how running an empire even works for a while
Christianity kept its remnants alive for several centuries after through Byzantium. If anything a bunch of butt-fucking Roman's destroyed Rome and Christianity is the only reason Europe survived the fallout
And the scientific revolution far surpassed anything done in Roman times, and was motivated by the monotheistic view of creation

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>>23874096
Post the full image

>> No.23874758

>>23873511
>Faith is not based on rationalism, materialism, or facts, but on what is true, living, and eternal
Pure delusion lmao. Just admit you want to believe because it gives you a sense of purpose and identity. Nothing wrong with that, but stop overselling faith

>> No.23874937

>>23874106
>the collapse of Rome
Yeah, Christianity tends to topple civilizations because it's too contradictory which leads to massive fracturing among its adherents. It retards progress and undermines a cohesive society. Just a train wreck of a religion.

>> No.23874977

>>23874937
this is such a hilarious post if you know literally anything about roman history and the fact that christianity didnt even come to power in rome until the end of a century of nonstop fracturing and internal strife caused explicitly by issues that Christianity opposes which pretty much destroyed the empire

>> No.23875023

>>23870598
>And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.

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>>23870598
in this context the kingdom of god isnt heaven but union with the holy spirit in life. he is basically saying that rich educated people have a hard time leaving the matrix but the poor and uneducated have an easier time because being an outcast pushes you to contemplate god.

>> No.23875942

>>23870598
Implying that educated is the same as smart.

>> No.23876017

>>23874977
The idea that "Christianity opposes" anything is laughable. There are as many different forms of Christianity as there are Christians, that's the whole point. Christ, as a mythical character, lived under the tyranny of an oppressive empire. His message was to be submissive and cuckholded to that empire, to "render unto Caesar" and to carry a soldier's pack twice as far as he asks you.

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>>23870598
>rich educated man
We are literally witnessing Biblical additions developing in real time on /lit/. What a time to be alive

>> No.23876152

>>23873511
I see you utterly failed to explain why all those pedo priests apparently don't believe in Hell.

>> No.23876167

>literal fake bible quote thread full of atheists (or trolls pretending to be atheists idek) posting the dumbest bait imaginable
>somehow the janny thinks this isn't worth deleting
holy fuck this board has gone downhill

>> No.23876244

>>23876152
I'm Orthodox. It's not my place to defend the moral amd ecclesiastical failures of Roman Catholics.

>> No.23876255

>>23876244
>It's not my place to defend the moral amd ecclesiastical failures of Roman Catholics.
no, just the moral failures of Putin.

>> No.23876304

Wealth is a prosthesis for a crippled world.

>> No.23876313

>>23876255
I'm not a Russiaboo nor in ROCOR, and neither do I support Zelinksky and the actions of the EP. Our hierarchs are not infallible and we are free to disagree with them. Second, the actions of people speaks nothing about the doctrine of the Church, and to reject one because of the other is the same as throwing the baby out with the bathwater. Anyway, I'm not going to continue to argue against someone who is just going to nitpick over petty stuff, especially when it's in bad faith.

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Look I'm going to do the needful and try to become a financial safety net for myself and my family. I think I can, and when things get bad, they're going to rely on my prior forethought and planning.

I agree that excess of wealth is bad and you should be helping the downtrodden when you can, but people throw this quote around like they expect you to never be financially secure. I've seen a lot of communists doing this lately.

>> No.23876325

>>23876313
>Second, the actions of people speaks nothing about the doctrine of the Church
This is how Catholics feel about the pedo priests from 60 years ago. I'm not the atheist you initially responded to, though, and I like Orthodoxy in general.

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>>23870598
Slave morality for the gentile, it's easy to dominate a people's if you can make them believe that bullshit

>> No.23876371

It is easier for my dick to enter into your mom's asshole.

>> No.23876814
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>>23876364
>Slave morality

>> No.23876816

>>23876814
Wow pic rel is literally my bf.

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>>23876814
>nooo religion can only be ones that worship jewssss
>nooo if it wasnt for my imaginary rabbi id be addicted to porn and videogames... oh wait I still am!

The christcuck doesnt even know what slave morality is, classic. Go feed nibble on some african immigrant feet

>> No.23876884

>>23870598
Because rabbi Yeshua wanted you the gentiles to donate all you have to the kikes (god's chosen people, according to both christianity and judaism). The jews consider every penny a gentile doesn't offer to them as a sin.

>> No.23877007

Intelligence and materialism are not the same thing. Education is not required to inherit wealth or do immoral things for money, let alone intelligence. Working people, not rich people, are molded to think that the purpose of their intelligence is to serve the state or enrich your employer, the business owning rich people.

People born into unencumbered property and income-producing assets never need to work or seek work, often inherit businesses that employ large amounts of people and also run for political office. They inherit trust funds full of investment properties that given them a guaranteed income for life. They aren't raised to think, view, live life in the same way.

You just want to make excuses for your own greed. You want to question the Lord because your conscience convicts you. Your pride prevents you from reaching God, your pride in your wealth and materialism. You are really talking to yourself, you'd have no issue with yourself or any criticisms of the teachings of Jesus if you felt that greed and materialism wasn't immoral.

1 Go to now, ye rich men, weep and howl for your miseries that shall come upon you.

2 Your riches are corrupted, and your garments are motheaten.

3 Your gold and silver is cankered; and the rust of them shall be a witness against you, and shall eat your flesh as it were fire. Ye have heaped treasure together for the last days.

4 Behold, the hire of the labourers who have reaped down your fields, which is of you kept back by fraud, crieth: and the cries of them which have reaped are entered into the ears of the Lord of sabaoth.

5 Ye have lived in pleasure on the earth, and been wanton; ye have nourished your hearts, as in a day of slaughter.

6 Ye have condemned and killed the just; and he doth not resist you.

James 5:1-6

>> No.23877032

>>23876814
tradcucks are against cheeseburgers now? sheesh

>> No.23877035

>>23877032
orthorexia is very superiority coded you dumb person

>> No.23877036

>>23870598
>rich educated man
This isn't in the Greek manuscripts. It's just rich.
>intelligent
Rich, educated people aren't that bright normally.
>>23870643
Happy opposite day!

>> No.23877041

>>23876816
Is this him >>23876830?

>> No.23877047

>>23876364
Categorically ignoring historical Christendom's realities is one heck of a trip.
>but Evangelicals
lol heretics are heretics

>> No.23877056

>>23877041
no unfortunately he is asleep rn
but this anon is very based too

>> No.23877080

>>23877056
>no unfortunately he is asleep rn
>but this anon is very based too
That anon's post is small, servile, and desperate for mediocre worship and ill intentionality. Satan daddy is probably giving a headpat for his worship, not only does Satan get to laugh at his error but also he gets to watch him serve.

>> No.23877420

>>23876244
Your priests rape little boys just as much as the Catholics do. Don't pretend otherwise. Now explain why all your pedo priests apparently don't believe in Hell.

>> No.23877433

>>23877080
dont you have some prayers to say instead?

>> No.23877454

>>23872297
The Ezekiel verse about horsecocks will never not baffle me over how many people get strung up over it. It's intentionally offensive and evocative to get you emotionally invested in what he's writing. That's the mark of a good writer, dipshit. If he had just written "uhh yeah judah was just, like, doing bad stuff" you wouldn't give two shits. Ezekiel wrote that instead and made his writings live rent free in your head 3000 years later.