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Example:

All living cats have warm blood.
Fifi is a living cat.
Therefore, Fifi has warm blood.

>> No.2383062

All OPs are faggots
OP is a faggot
Therefore, OP is a double faggot.

>> No.2383063

>>2383059
>warm
>completely arbitrary

SHIT BE NICE
BLUE IS SHIT
THEREFORE BLUE IS NICE

>> No.2383074

ITT: FALLACIES.

>> No.2383075

OP has to write syllogisms for his 10th grade homework.
/lit/ is not for homework help.
Therefore, /lit/ is not for helping OP write syllogisms.

>> No.2383078

god is love
love is blind
so, my dick is really big

>> No.2383089

>Non-sequiturs are logical fallacies
>This syllogism is a logical fallacy
>Therefore, this syllogism is a non-sequitur

>> No.2383090
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2383090

>>2383074

>> No.2383095

>>2383089
myheadisfulloffuck.tif

I think this is both true and false

>> No.2383100

All negroes are criminals
Obama is a negro
Ergo, Obama is a criminal

You can't deny my premises!

>> No.2383140

All men are mortal
Jesus is a man
Fuck your sins I'm going home

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2383157

god is love
love is blind
ray charles is blind
ray charles is god.

>> No.2383186

>>2383157

Unless Ray Charles consists entirely of blind and no other traits this doesn't work. But nice try.

>> No.2383216

All my posts are dubs
I just made a post
ergo, check these suckas

>> No.2383226

Only faggots are start threads.
You started a thread.
Therefore, you are a faggot.

Teachers teach students, who are kids that are too dumb to teach themselves
You are a student, because you're looking for homework help
Therefore, you are too stupid to do this yourself.

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2384044

Syllogisms are easy to write.
Unless you're inbred retarded trash.
Therefore, OP is inbred retarded trash.

>> No.2384053

A sandwich is better than sliced bread
The best thing since sliced bread is sex
Sex is better than nothing
I lost my train of thought.