/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.2375594]

Hey /lit/, why don't girls want to fuck you?

[Anonymous No.2375595]

i'm a fat, timid, awkward, nerd. i mean, mostly.

[Anonymous No.2375596]

Because girls is an outdated label referencing an invalid gender binary.

[Anonymous No.2375597]

>>2375594
I'm not a very nice person in real life.

[Anonymous No.2375607]

>>2375597
You think this guy is a nice guy?

[Anonymous No.2375610]

>>2375607
I think that guy's baked himself into a martian.

[Anonymous No.2375611]

Like a boss...

[Anonymous No.2375614]

IT'S LIKE THAT THREAD WE HAD LESS THAN A DAY AGO BUT THIS OP WON'T EVEN PROVE HOW HE'S GOD'S GIFT TO WOMEN (WHICH THE OTHER GUY WAS FAR FROM, BUT HE STILL TRIED I GUESS)

[Anonymous No.2375616]

>>2375607
I'm also not that outgoing or confident.
I think that's the real thing.

[Anonymous No.2375617]

Im a judgmental cynical asshole, and I live in a city full of rednecks.

[Jeff Mangum Died For Your Sins !rAl8Mz2mp2 No.2375624]

>implying
I'm quiet and somewhat passive, but I have sex fairly regularly. Can't keep an actual relationship going though; too jealous and insecure.

[Anonymous No.2375630]

>>2375624
How is this sex you have regularly initiated? With whom?

What is it that you do to make them want to have sex with you?

[Anonymous No.2375636]

OP here: I can definitely have sex with normal girls, it's just that my standards are too high, so I go after girls who are out of my league.

Typical.

[Anonymous No.2375638]

If you're in college or around a college, talking about books can easily get you laid. You can even be ugly and probably fat. You just have to seem like you enjoy yourself somewhat, or be cynical in an entertaining way. Like, make fun of some people with the girl you're hitting on or something.

[Jeff Mangum Died For Your Sins !rAl8Mz2mp2 No.2375639]

>>2375630
Liberal arts coed college. You have to make an effort NOT to have sex.

[Anonymous No.2375640]

>>2375630
MOST WOMEN WANT SEX. IT IS NOT ALL ABOUT BEING THE MOST ALPHA IN A BAR OR CLUB AND PICKING UP ALL THE BITCHES

JUST SOCIALISE, ENSURE YOU ARE NOT ALWAYS WITH THE SAME PEOPLE. I FIND IT HARDER FOR CASUAL SEX WHEN IT'S WITH SOMEONE WHO I AM WELL ACQUAINTED TO THEIR FRIENDS OR THEM WITH MINE

[Anonymous No.2375644]

>>2375639
OR STUDYING SOMETHING COMPLETELY USELESS I GUESS

THAT TOO

[Anonymous No.2375645]

Because I tell them to go fuck themselves like the organisms that they are. My ex-wife ruined my life 5 years ago, so...

[Anonymous No.2375647]

because I have terrible hygiene and social skills and I spend all my time on introverted hobbies such as reading or listening to music

[Jeff Mangum Died For Your Sins !rAl8Mz2mp2 No.2375650]

>>2375644
Fuck off. analytical philosophy might useless, but at least I don't hate myself enough to study something I ultimately despise.

[Anonymous No.2375653]

Probably cause at this point it's not legal. Underage FTW. Then again, maybe that makes me all the more attractive. Then again I'm an weird anime loving ass hole who uses the phrase 'then again' too often.

[Anonymous No.2375655]

>>2375650
WELL, NEITHER DO I?

[Anonymous No.2375658]

>>2375650
I somehow doubt that studying anything but analytical philosophy would send anyone into a crisis.

[Jeff Mangum Died For Your Sins !rAl8Mz2mp2 No.2375664]

>>2375658
No one even implied that. Just tired of people criticizing the field I chose to study because it doesn't directly lead me to a $40-50k/year understudy job.

[Anonymous No.2375665]

HOW ABOUT THIS GUYS

I AM ON YOUTUBE LISTENING TO SOME NEW MUSIC, CHECKING OUT PSYCHEDELIC AND A SONG I WAS LISTENING TO JUST ENDED. SO I OPEN UP THE TAB AND LOOK AT RECOMMENDATIONS ON THE SIDE AND SEE ONE TITLED 'MUSHI MUSHI', JUST AS I CLICKED IT ON THE TV I WAS WATCHING THE WOMAN PICKED UP THE PHONE AND SAID 'MUSHI MUSHI', LITERALLY WITHIN 2-4 SECONDS OF MY HAVING SEEN IT

AMAZING

[Anonymous No.2375670]

>because I'm not a lesbian

[Anonymous No.2375673]

guys i feel bad

and sad

not really related to this thread, i just wanted to say it

i feel shitty and paranoid and terrible right now, alla sudden

[Anonymous No.2375674]

 

[Anonymous No.2375675]

>2012
>Fuckin chicks you don't consider well bred
Guys...come on.

If she needed braces, is too short, doesn't have at least c-cups, isn't white,isn't intelligent, doesn't have a naturally athletic body, doesn't have a good speaking accent and lexicon, doesn't have good perfume, doesn't play an instrument, doesn't write poetry, and has friends whom she considers "bestees"
then I certainly wouldn't bang.

[Anonymous No.2375681]

>>2375673
lay in your bed in fetal position
maybe binge eat
try to fall asleep
fuck everything 666

[Anonymous No.2375682]

>>2375675
>2012
>not appreciating every aspect of the human experience for its own distinct unreplicable beauty

ishygddt

[Anonymous No.2375684]

>>2375665

[Anonymous No.2375685]

>>2375673
It's not unwarranted. The banking system is locking up right now, which would be disastrous at any time in our capitalist history, but the consequences of this are exacerbated by just how financialized our entire economy has become. There are ominous signs that capitalism may soon be facing its greatest crisis. So don't worry, it's not just you who is feeling on edge.

[Anonymous No.2375687]

>>2375675
>isn't white
0/100

[Anonymous No.2375690]

>>2375675
>isn't white

[Anonymous No.2375691]

>>2375685

[Anonymous No.2375693]

>>2375675
>doesn't play an instrument
Ah, but women drummers and bass players are the hottest.

[Anonymous No.2375703]

>>2375687
>>2375690
I'm not saying other races aren't beautiful. They certainly are. I'm just attracted most to white women: specifically this kind:

http://www.xvideos.com/video100976/petra_petrushka_natural_wonders

[Anonymous No.2375708]

>>2375703
Jesus, dude. seriously?

[Anonymous No.2375711]

>>2375703
>dumb blonde whore with floppy tits and pale skin
>more attractive than a beautiful Brown girl

[Anonymous No.2375715]

They do.
I don't let them.

[Jeff Mangum Died For Your Sins !rAl8Mz2mp2 No.2375717]

>>2375703
>2012
>not having sex with black and mulatto chicks

[Anonymous No.2375726]

>>2375691
What's I'm saying isn't even controversial in most economic circles, and this is common knowledge with our friends at /pol/estine. People are feeling sad and anxious, and they have good reason to be: the systemic problems that caused the collapse of 2008 were never reformed, and a bubble that is too big to conceal (The European Union) has emerged.

"If European banks go under--and there's a threat that they might, because a lot of them are overexposed--then US banks might also suffer, probably would suffer. And then, if the banking system of Europe and the US began to malfunction so badly and banks began to collapse, then we might see a vast recession in Europe and in the United States. This has every chance and all the potential of becoming the biggest crisis ever in the history of capitalism."--Costas Lapavitsas

http://therealnews.com/t2/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=767&Itemid=74&ju
mival=7639

[Anonymous No.2375729]

>>2375726
Sqwak! Goes the parrot.

[Anonymous No.2375732]

>>2375726

Nah. It's a pretty easy fix, really.

STOP FUCKING OUTSOURCING JOBS.

[Anonymous No.2375735]

Too many girls want to fuck me. It must be because of my overt personality and intelligence (national awards in art history and shit) because I have a large nose.

Too bad I'm a homofaggot. I'll just go die in a corner.

[Anonymous No.2375736]

I have/am:
>huge frizzy red hair
>slightly overweight
>an awkward gait
>am generally that weird kid can always be found under the tree reading a coffee-stained copy of The Annotated Lolita
Who would fuck me?

[Anonymous No.2375738]

>>2375735
To: everyone

Stop bragging about shit on 4chan, especially /lit/. No one cares.

Sincerely, anon

[Anonymous No.2375740]

>>2375729
Yes, when you disseminate factual information, you should do so in a way that straightforward so the reader or audience can make up their own mind about the information you are offering to them. If you don't agree with my perspective, feel free to counter it with a reasonable argument, otherwise, you are contributing nothing to this thread.

[Anonymous No.2375741]

>>2375738

I'm not bragging brah, read the post again.

[Anonymous No.2375743]

>>2375741
humblebragging and complainbragging is still bragging, dude

[Anonymous No.2375744]

i tell them i like it ruff and random. they run away.

[Anonymous No.2375749]

>>2375732
And the award for the most pompous charlatan goes to!...

[Anonymous No.2375751]

>>2375735

nah, they want to fuck you because you're a homofaggot. That's just a basic element of female psychology - i.e. only wanting what you can't have.

child psychology, too.

[Anonymous No.2375755]

It's because I wasted all of my potential, work in shitty bars for terrible pay, cloister myself away from people and am severely emotionally unstable, which I hide by being withdrawn and sullen.

These are not turn ons. In fact, it is difficult to meet women in my apartment in the first place.

[Anonymous No.2375767]

>>2375755
>Implying you ever had any potential
>Works at bars but can't get laid

[Anonymous No.2375768]

>>2375767
COULD BE A GAY BAR?

[Anonymous No.2375769]

>>2375749
He's not entirely wrong though. Neo-liberal manufacturing policies only enrich a tiny strata of the upper elite, and public opinion across the globe is very much against these practices: neither do Americans like having their manufacturing jobs outsourced to Asia, nor do Asians appreciate working in sweatshops for pennies a day.The only reason outcry against these polices haven't reached critical mass is because the media refuses to report on such public outrage. That much isn't even controversial. It's almost a cleche (though it shouldn't be given the enormity of the problem which doesn't even include calculations of environmental degradation.) so I don't know how you can call the other person a charlatan.

[Anonymous No.2375773]

>>2375767

Full scholarship to a well-respected Canadian post-secondary institution, multiple bursaries. Pissed it away on drugs and liquor, dropped out after first year and here we are.

[Anonymous No.2375776]

>>2375773
WHAT WAS IT THAT YOU WERE STUDYING?

[Anonymous No.2375777]

>>2375769
Shit, I linked the wrong post, I wanted to link this
>>2375735.

[Anonymous No.2375778]

>>2375773
lol. You dropped out 1 year in. You had no potential.

We all drink and drug our way through university. Some of us manage to do our homework along the way.

[Anonymous No.2375781]

>>2375777
Oh, well it gave me a chance to rant somewhere outside of /pol/.

[Anonymous No.2375783]

>>2375776

Honours Journalism so that nails it down to Ryerson or King's, I'll never tell.

Plan was to do the degree, enlist as a commissioned officer, get my pension and then leave to work embedded freelance in the civies.

Theeen the whole emotional instability thing kicked in, I saw what the industry was like and I lost a lot of my idealism and din't know how tot take that.

[Anonymous No.2375787]

>>2375783
Before you worked in a bar, did you have another job caring for people?

[Anonymous No.2375788]

>>2375778

You don't really seem to understand what the word potential means. It doesn't mean accomplishment. It means having the tools to acheive something. I already freely admitted to having squandered it. What's your problem?

[Anonymous No.2375789]

>>2375783
BUT HOW CAN YOU FUCK UP FIRST YEAR ON SOMETHING LIKE THIS?

I AM SORRY, BUT, FUCK, HOW?

IS CANADA THE SAME AS THE US WHERE THEY WASTE THE FIRST YEAR OF COLLEGE/UNIVERSITY DOING RANDOM AND UNRELATED SUBJECTS TO YOUR MAJOR?

[Anonymous No.2375791]

>>2375781
That was by far the most embarrassing moment on the interwebz ever; even if this is 4chan...
/pol/ is a cesspool down to the last pixel, why would you bother posting there? I drop by just to laugh at stormfags.

[Anonymous No.2375792]

>>2375787

I got involved in a lot of local politics as soon as I developed something resembling a social conscience, did some volunteer work, edited and wrote for the school newspaper (citculation of a grand total of 1 500, ha). I worked part-time at a department store loading trucks to put some money in my pocket. Why?

[Anonymous No.2375793]

>>2375788
>>2375788
If you had the tools to achieve school, you would have done so. 1st year is babby-tier. They even have built-in delays on their deadlines just to accommodate for stupid lazy procrastinating fucks who drink and drug until the last night.

All I'm saying is it really takes quite a fuck up to mess up your undergrad, and even more of a fuck up to DROP OUT in your first year. Don't think too highly of yourself, bro. If you have the potential, you would stop feeling sorry for yourself, stop drugging, and go back to school.

[Anonymous No.2375796]

Are we talking about school again /lit/ ?

How many writers actually had a degree?

[Anonymous No.2375799]

>>2375792

>conscience
>involved in politics

[Anonymous No.2375800]

All this shit about mental instability, addiction problems, economic downturn, your major becoming unviable etc etc

Do you honestly think you are so special? Everyone has baggage they're struggling with. Keep juking and jiving, man. Life is a beautiful struggle. DON'T fucking waste your brain away in some stupid fucking bar job. Come on, man. Pour out all your beer, throw away all your dope, move your ass back home, and get your ass back into school in a different direction. You're still young, but you need to get your ass hustling now.

Sincerely,
a teacher

[Anonymous No.2375802]

>>2375789

Well I passed my first year with a 3.0 but I didn't want to go back. I took "a year off." Six years later...

I overdosed a bunch of times, crashed a car once, drank myself into the hospital once. Took a lot os risks. Ran around with loose art-school girls, which is more of a headache than it is any fun.

I was doing lines and going into lecture tweaked everyday. It wasn't a good scene for me. I lost 50lbs that I couldn't really afford to lose because I was spending all my grocery money on dope and wasn't eating. I still have a heart arythmia from one of the od's and weight loss.

Waking up in a diaper is better than waking up with a catheter. These are not things I want to know.

[Anonymous No.2375803]

>>2375800

Seriously, listen to this guy or you might end up as a teacher, like him.

[Anonymous No.2375806]

>guy with severe addiction problems and depression

>feel like I should be recommending he read Infinite Jest because it's what helped me to overcome my own addiction problems and depression, but my sincere post would just get lost in this sea of trolling

Welp.

Read Infinite Jest, stupid drugged out ex journalism major. I hope you turn your life around, because it sounds like you're going to die soon at the rate you're going.

[Anonymous No.2375808]

because i am extremely insecure and always feel the need to one up everybody and be in control otherwise i act out sociopathically and even though i get tired of loneliness sometimes, at the back of my head i know if i ever found anyone in my peer group that was "better" than me in any way, i would not be able to handle it.

[Anonymous No.2375809]

>>2375799

Hey, we can all be idiot teenagers can't we?

>>2375800

I don't think I'm special at all. Do you have an idea of how many psychologists, group therapy sessions, NA and AA meetings I've been to? Court-mandated, mostly. Anyway, my shit is pretty tame. I'm not particularly self-pitying about it and I sincerely wasn't looking for any solace from goddamn 4chan.

Saw the thread, thought I'd post. People reply, so did I. Didn't realize it was going to be a scrum over whether or not there was any validity to my reasons for NOT GETTING LAID.

Jesus.

[Anonymous No.2375813]

>>2375594
>presumptions implying lack of desire
>implying
>implications
>not this again

[Anonymous No.2375817]

>>2375717
>Annoying tripfuck attention whore from /mu/ paying for a useless degree (liberal arts LOLOLOLOLOL)

>Fucks the easiest, scum-tier race possible.

LOL, MAKES SENCE.

Why don't you study something useful, you lazy nigger.

[Anonymous No.2375836]

>Date adorable English major for 3 years
>Read, bang, read, bang, eat delicious foods, bang, ad infinitum
>No fights, no power struggle, nothing negative aside from her blowjobs being a little mediocre

feelsgoodman.jpg

That being said, I totally just lucked out and fell ass backwards into things.

Don't worry /lit/, there's someone out there for you. Just don't be try-hard shitheads.

[Anonymous No.2375840]

>72 posts

yep, i'm on /lit/

[Anonymous No.2375864]

>>2375594
They probably do.
I just never leave the house/can't talk to humans.

[Anonymous No.2375865]

>>2375751

Not true. They wanted to fuck me before I was a homofaggot. Well, one of them didn't (just following the crowd I suspect) but females don't have taste in men anyway. Just look at /y/.

[Anonymous No.2375872]

>>2375836

She's cheating on you.

[Anonymous No.2375880]

>>2375594
I'm being seducced by a 40 year old women. I'm 24 it's creepy as fuck.

So atleast ONE female wants to fuck me.

[Anonymous No.2375882]

>>2375611
this times a billion.

i learned it the hard way, over and over.

[Anonymous No.2375893]

>>2375882
sure and your asexual
and not just disinterested in sex because you can't get it.

fuck you people.

[Anonymous No.2375895]

Because I'm a bad ass motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.2375910]

Hipster girls can't get enough of my dick. All you got to do is sit reading deep philosophical allegorical novels in independent coffee shops (fuck Starbucks that is so 2009) and make sure the hipster chicks see the titles.

Don't be afraid to use big words in the wrong context, nobody will notice. Also make sure you've read up on Wikipedia what your book is about and all of the references and underlying themes involved. The books are dry as fuck, fuck actually reading them.

[Anonymous No.2375945]

>>2375893
I've fucked over a hundred women. things just slow down the older you get, plus having your heart broken twice and breaking other people's hearts just makes you want to not involve yourself anymore.

none of which you know anything about. fuck me? shut the fuck up, child.

[Anonymous No.2375951]

Because they show interest or even ask me out, I say no and walk away like a boss.

[Anonymous No.2375954]

>>2375910

my nigga.
doing it right/10

[Anonymous No.2376033]

>talking to hipster girl
>says she's into philosophy, literature, history, etc.
>actually try to talk about those things
>she's a complete dilettante
>figure she might at least be impressed by my superior knowledge
>she gets awkward
>walks off
>talks to hipster looking douche guy
>hipster douche guy says something incredibly pretentious and practically meaningless, undergrad gibberish, libertarianism ayn rand labgurbarlagrb;
>cringe and wait for her to run for the hills
>she swoons
>sucks his cock right there

Hey, women are shit

[Anonymous No.2376037]

>>2376033
>doesn't know how to lie to women to get what you want

Get away from me you filthy casual.

[Anonymous No.2376040]

>>2376033
I often wonder where I went wrong with my ex. She was into books and such. We read together. She called me a monkey and went off and fucked a goose. I lay there unsatisfied with life so I slept with a cow and then tried to sleep with a goat but the goat looked at me and said he just wasn't into it.
I left, felt dirty. I showered when I got home.
My ex came back in and threw a mcdonalds cheese burger at me. Called me a beast and left. I ate the burger and called mike. Mike came round and we watched some MTV funded 'indie' movie that was boring.
I drove Mike home and he invited me in. I met his sister and we fucked. My ex called me and said She was fucking a bear right now.
I shrugged, told her I was shrugging then hung-up.
I slept with mikes sister and a swan taht night.

I can make up fake stories too.

[Anonymous No.2376042]

>>2376037
Teach me master

Seriously though it's hard to suppress ACTUALLY KNOWING THINGS and keep reminding yourself that by "philosophy" she doesn't mean what you think it means.

>>2376040
Is it the last line with the cocksucking that upset you because that didn't really happen

[Anonymous No.2376049]

>>2376042
Do you seriously want to be taught how to fuck young pseudo-intellectuals?

OK. You don't try to show off by making her feel stupid. You ask her what she likes, and then prompt her for more information until she starts to slow down. The moment you detect she's running out of steam, you smile a wide smile and say "Wow! You know a lot about ______. I wish more girls read like you did." And then you immediately divert the conversation back into pleb topics that she can talk for hours and hours comfortably about. Smile and nod and make her laugh, but mostly let her speak. Now the next part is key. Politely excuse yourself and go talk to another attractive girl in the room. Bonus points if you've arranged this beforehand, but make sure you get really touchy and laughy with second girl.

?????

Fuck her brains out.

Don't call her back.

Just a warning. Don't do this too many times, or you'll start to feel really empty inside. Mediocre women and men are so easily manipulable. Just remember: ALWAYS HIDE YOUR POWER LEVEL.

[Anonymous No.2376050]

>>2376042

its a pretty fuckin' basic social skill to be able to dumb yourself down a bit for the purposes of conversation. you don't go up to somebody and say "FACT A FACT B FACT C". if they're not on your level, you have to slowly lead the conversation in the direction of the truth. it's an unraveling.

which involves not getting mad at her not knowing things you know and being somewhat playful about topics you may interpret as serious/strict. guide her. make her think she reaches the conclusions herself.

[D/Gen !ONuNxgYHI2 No.2376055]

Because I offend them every chance I get.

[Anonymous No.2376069]

>/lit/itizens complaining about pretentious hipsters

[Anonymous No.2376220]

OP here:
Guys...It's pretty simple actually.

She wants to fuck or she doesn't. Often times they are in between deciding whether to fuck or not. You have to provide incentive: such as having an incredibly fun social life that she would like to be apart of, you are gifted and often display your talents to more than 10 people at a time, you have money to buy her stuff and take her out to dinners, you have a car.

Shallow, but true.

Often times she wants to fuck from the moment she meets you, and is willing to overlook everything in order to fuck. Sometimes however, she has flaws you simply can't overlook.

Know what poem I really love?

[Anonymous No.2376233]

>>2376220
My Last Duchess
FERRARA.

That's my last Duchess painted on the wall,
Looking as if she were alive. I call
That piece a wonder, now: Fr Pandolf's hands
Worked busily a day, and there she stands.
Will't please you sit and look at her? I said
``Fr Pandolf'' by design, for never read
Strangers like you that pictured countenance,
The depth and passion of its earnest glance,
But to myself they turned (since none puts by
The curtain I have drawn for you, but I)
And seemed as they would ask me, if they durst,
How such a glance came there; so, not the first
Are you to turn and ask thus. Sir, 'twas not
Her husband's presence only, called that spot
Of joy into the Duchess' cheek: perhaps
Fr Pandolf chanced to say ``Her mantle laps
``Over my lady's wrist too much,'' or ``Paint
``Must never hope to reproduce the faint
``Half-flush that dies along her throat:'' such stuff
Was courtesy, she thought, and cause enough
For calling up that spot of joy. She had
A heart---how shall I say?---too soon made glad,
Too easily impressed; she liked whate'er
She looked on, and her looks went everywhere.
Sir, 'twas all one! My favour at her breast,
The dropping of the daylight in the West,
The bough of cherries some officious fool
Broke in the orchard for her, the white mule
She rode with round the terrace---all and each
Would draw from her alike the approving speech,
Or blush, at least. She thanked men,---good! but thanked
Somehow---I know not how---as if she ranked
My gift of a nine-hundred-years-old name
With anybody's gift. Who'd stoop to blame
This sort of trifling? Even had you skill
In speech---(which I have not)---to make your will
Quite clear to such an one, and say, ``Just this
``Or that in you disgusts me; here you miss,
``Or there exceed the mark''---and if she let
Herself be lessoned so, nor plainly set
Her wits to yours, forsooth, and made excuse,
---E'en then would be some stooping; and I choose
Never to stoop.

[Anonymous No.2376234]

Why can't it be as easy for me to pick up chicks as it was for the beats ?:( i want to slap a girl on the ass to have her roll into bed with me.

[Anonymous No.2376235]

>>2376233
Oh sir, she smiled, no doubt,
Whene'er I passed her; but who passed without
Much the same smile? This grew; I gave commands;
Then all smiles stopped together. There she stands
As if alive. Will't please you rise? We'll meet
The company below, then. I repeat,
The Count your master's known munificence
Is ample warrant that no just pretence
Of mine for dowry will be disallowed;
Though his fair daughter's self, as I avowed
At starting, is my object. Nay, we'll go
Together down, sir. Notice Neptune, though,
Taming a sea-horse, thought a rarity,
Which Claus of Innsbruck cast in bronze for me!


I really wish I could be this guy....to be Renaissance nobility, and think that your name and seed is an extremely precious gift to bestow on a woman. Yet despite this nobleman having it all, he still hard problems with little bitches. I wish I was rich enough to get away with possessiveness.

[Anonymous No.2376243]

>>2376234
The "Beats" often leave out the part where they pay for the sex. Kerouac was a jew: prostitution is the closest they ever get to unconditional love.

[Anonymous No.2376267]

>Implying I'm not in a semi-romantic relationship
>Implying she doesn't want it
>Implying I'm not a beta who is really nervous about fucking up her first time

I'm the one that doesn't want to fuck ;_;

[Anonymous No.2376282]

I have lizard skin, I'm awkward and I have no social competence. I wouldn't sleep with me. 23 years old btw, pretty pathetic

[Anonymous No.2376293]

>>2376282
>23
>socially incompetant
>low selff-esteem
This is me also. We should fuck.
No fatties.

[Anonymous No.2376296]

>>2375594
Because they are not sexually attracted to me.

[Anonymous No.2376309]

Why should girls have a choice in the matter?

[Anonymous No.2376311]

>>2376293

Though I've tried really hard to become attracted to men I just can't do it. My life would be significantly easier if I could sleep with males, at least the part of my life that should involve physical closeness and sexual stimulation. and it'd be nice to feel desired for once.
I think I could do it if you have a really light feminine voice. and you'd have to wear women clothes. also no balls touching balls, that'd be gay

[Anonymous No.2376321]

>>2375594
because they find it repulsive that I treat them like objects and prefer a stripclub to practically any other place...

... which doesn't mean that they don't fuck me. they just don't like to.

[Anonymous No.2376323]

>>2376321
you sound like a horrible person. i wonder what books you read.

[Anonymous No.2376329]

A girl asked me to dance the other day. The trouble is I'm gay and I hate dancing. By dance did she probably mean fuck?

Sage for not David Foster Wallace.

[Anonymous No.2376335]

>Hey /lit/, why don't girls want to fuck you?
because i have low self esteem

[Anonymous No.2376338]

Because after the loss of two job's I fell into a depression and did nothing for 2yrs. Turning my once sculpted god like body to gelatinous fat.
And that I'm not really looking.

[Anonymous No.2376339]

>>2376329
Nah. Just dance.
A girl asked me to dance.
Then her boyfriend came and punched me in the face.
She was probably just using you to maker her bf mad jelly.
You should be lucky.
You didn't get punched in the face.

[Sunhawk !M9PhF5nIzs No.2376397]

>>2375594

>implying the occasional girl doesn't want my dick
>very occasional

[Anonymous No.2376402]

>>2376397
>28 year old jobless virgin.

[Anonymous No.2376425]

it's funny because there is A LOT of literature out there on seduction and the art of the pick up and the principles are based on sound biological and social research. the literature and knowledge is out there and usually for free, it's just a matter of applying it.

[Anonymous No.2376435]

There should be more mechanisms for honest and earnest guys who are nevertheless social failures to find companionship with beautiful women. Wealth is a cool avenue, but some of us don't have the time.

[hakas !u/t2Vf0FFs No.2376438]

>>2376402
hes 28?

[Anonymous No.2376441]

>>2376435
Why? It's not as though the world owes you anything, it's not as though you have any strong claim to this love - why should there be mechanisms to find companionship?

[Anonymous No.2376451]

>>2376425

I don't want to feel like I'm tricking the lady into it. maybe some guys could pull it off but my heart wouldn't be in it. even if it's just for sex

[Anonymous No.2376463]

>>2375675
wow you suck! Has /lit/ taught you NOTHING?

Haven't you read a single Russian short story?
If you are attracted to a woman based upon her cultured identity then you are awaiting a slow and painful death.

[Anonymous No.2376467]

>>2375703
DUDE! you are... I don't even...

[Truman Capote !!cO9KVBDtkqQ No.2376470]

Because they want me to fuck them.

[Anonymous No.2376473]

>>2376451
acting like a genuinely good natured, fun sociable guy to be around is actually a nice trick to pull on someone though. and with some practice at it you may actually become that good natured, fun sociable guy to be around.

what you would be doing is equivalent to women wearing eye shadow, foundation, pushup bras and jeans that make their hips look nice. they simply accentuate the things that men are attracted to. but they themselves are attracted to a different sort of things. all that you would be doing is finding out what those things are and accentuating them in yourself.

[Anonymous No.2376480]

I don't really know... I am going to a party tonight, so if you do not here from me later tonight, I will probably be getting laid. Wish me luck. It has been a year since my first and last intercourse.

[Anonymous No.2376481]

enjoy Cancer. enjoy aids.

[Anonymous No.2376488]

>>2376470
>that feel when you will never be Bill Murray.

[Anonymous No.2376498]

>>2376335
Same

[Anonymous No.2376515]

>>2376488
>feelsbadman.jpg