hey nerd, read this

[Anonymous No.2373509]

i read books and im getting laid. why are you all so pathetic that you cant get pussy?

pic related: me and my infinite jests
umad nerds

[Anonymous No.2373513]

Take it easy man, your testosterone is oozing through my computer.

[person !.avztqSy6I No.2373520]

>reads DFW
>wants us to believe he gets laid
YEAH, MAYBE IN 2009 BRO.

[Anonymous No.2373522]

Love the ginger call us nerds.

[Anonymous No.2373523]

>>2373513
>>2373520
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[Anonymous No.2373530]

Infinite Jest was one of the most asexual books I've ever read. Not beta. Asexual.

[Anonymous No.2373546]

>>2373530
thats what you say just because you cant get laid umad nerd?

[Anonymous No.2373549]

>that feel when some ginger nerd has lost his virginity and you have not.

[Anonymous No.2373556]

>>2373549
that feel when you will probs become a wizard due to the fact you a uni drop out, hardly ever leave my house and started balding when a teenager. The only upside is I live in London. Come at me bro.

[Anonymous No.2373558]

>>2373556
fuck off back to >>r9k

[Anonymous No.2373559]

[Anonymous No.2373566]

>>2373546
David himself was aware of that and even made a reference to the asexuality of his characters in one of the chapters (I think the one in the canteen).
Have you even read the book?

[Anonymous No.2373577]

>That feel when you don't read Infinite Jest and get laid more than this ginger.

[Anonymous No.2373587]

>>2373566

Was Dave asexual?

[Anonymous No.2373595]

>>2373587
No he was afaggot

[Anonymous No.2373596]

>that feel when you have no time for getting laid because of reading and re-reading Infinite Jest

[Anonymous No.2373619]

>>2373566
rofl u buttfrustrated mate

[Anonymous No.2373624]

>>2373577

keep weeping nerd

[person !.avztqSy6I No.2373632]

>>2373624
>Iron Maiden
Oh wow.
Gigner and a Maiden fan...
I hope your dad beats you everyday.

[Anonymous No.2373635]

IS THE GUY IN OP MEANT TO BE ATTRACTIVE?

[Anonymous No.2373636]

I´m not trying to derail this thread (only)þ
But what do I need to know before reading IJ?
And what should I expect/expect to get out of it?

[Anonymous No.2373642]

>implying girls would fuck with you because you've read a long book by an author they've never heard about

sage for a horrible thread.
also, aren't you that samefag who keeps making and bumping all those shitty DFW threads recently?

[Anonymous No.2373641]

>>2373632
thats not what your mother said last night
rofl so angry lil nerd

pic: me and a thing called girlfriend

[Anonymous No.2373643]

>>2373635
No.
That's the joke.
I think.

That said, you sound jelly.

>>2373636
Nothing. Seriously, go in blind.

[Anonymous No.2373648]

>>2373641
ur mom looks kinda cute.
u look fat.
Wanna 3sum?

[Anonymous No.2373653]

>>2373643
MANY OF OLD TIMERS HERE IN /LIT/ KNOW HOW I LOOK

DEFINITELY BETTER THAN THIS KID

SO NO, NOT REALLY.

[Anonymous No.2373654]

>>2373653
THAT AND YOU CAN TELL OP IS GOING TO BE BALD FROM A VERY EARLY AGE

IT IS NOT MADNESS I FEEL, BUT SADNESS FOR HIM

[Anonymous No.2373656]

>>2373653
>KID
well this kids been getting laid. this kid is fucking bitches
cry more nerd ;_________;!!!!!

[Anonymous No.2373658]

>>2373656
YOU TALK ABOUT IT LIKE IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE SOMETHING SPECIAL.

USUALLY SOMEONE WHO HAS JUST LOST THEIR VIRGINITY, OR HAS YET TO DO SO DOES THAT.

[person !.avztqSy6I No.2373659]

>>2373656
I got laid once.
Cost me £100
It was teh worst 2 minutes of my life.

Pic related. It's Tao Lin and a girl.

I bet you don't even read Tao Lin you poseur.

[Anonymous No.2373667]

>>2373659
>>2373658
jealous nerds are jealous

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go watcha mike bay move or smth mkkkay nerds

ever threw a party at your house? thought so rofl

[Anonymous No.2373671]

>>2373667
TAKING PHOTOS IN YOUR ROOM OF DRINKS YOU PROBABLY DRANK HOME ALONE AT HOME

WOW

IT'S LIKE, YOU ARE THINKING WE ARE MEANT TO BE IMPRESSED BUT IT JUST IS NOT WORKING.

YOU ARE A PRETTY FUNNY PERSON

[Anonymous No.2373673]

>>2373667
>FYI someone holding a party at your dorm building doesn't count as you throwing a party at your house. I bet you were only invited if you promised to be on clean up duty. Ergo the empty bottles.

I have a whole collection of bottles in my backyard form parties. I should take them to be recycled actually.

I like you though. I feel like we would be friends if you weren't a bad troll and ginger.

[Anonymous No.2373684]

>>2373671
if i was drinking alone then who took that picture you fuckin nerd
how do u explain this pic btw :)
so sad ;_;!!!!!!!

resort to projecting somemore

[Anonymous No.2373686]

You're adorable, opie. No really, you are.

[Anonymous No.2373700]

>>2373684
WEBCAM SCREEN CAP

OR

TIMER ON A CAMERA

THEY HAVE EXISTED FOR DECADES

CUTE.

[Anonymous No.2373738]

>>2373700
i really do feel sorry for you, i do ;_;
poor dear

also why do you keep typing with all caps? that makes u look like an angry nerd that you are

[Anonymous No.2373795]

>>2373673
me w/ my rush tickets
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[Anonymous No.2373822]

>>2373667
Man you have shitty taste in Liquor. If that's what you think good booze is you're in trouble.

Pic is good booze ginger pleb.

[Anonymous No.2373829]

>>2373738
2/10 (that's 0 to the ginge, 2 to the trap) wouldn't wank to

[Anonymous No.2373835]

>>2373829
WOULDN'T THAT MAKE IT 1/10

[Anonymous No.2373844]

op is a faggot, but just a question: why do you guys hate ginger people so much? i know a few at school but never talk to them. are they really that bad people?

[Joaquin Loves To P.A.R.T.Y. HARD No.2373850]

idk guys, I never considered myself ugly and I never get laid. In the common room I was reading Consider The Lobster, someone sexy appeared, looked at the back *giggles* looks like a funny book, lend it to me when you're done k?'

That's the only time my love for lit ever got me close to getting someone

>pic related: me and my loneliness

[Anonymous No.2373856]

>>2373844
Have one as friend. They hard to hangout with cuz their in love with themselves think their red hair is some kind of divine mark of greatness. They also get really pissy when things are all about them.

[Anonymous No.2373859]

>>2373856
>they're

Fixed.

[Anonymous No.2373860]

>>2373844
Ginger people are pig raoists.

[Anonymous No.2373863]

>>2373844
they are ones of gods practical jokes on man.

treacherous and dimwitted beings, ugly and luckily shortlived. often carry serious speech impediment which is glorified as an irish accent.

[Anonymous No.2373869]

>>2373850
>not ugly
Shit bro.
Got some news yo.

I've yet to see a good looking poster on /lit/

[Anonymous No.2373870]

>>2373850
thats because you look like someone who pays for strippers and whores regularly and therefore you can not even attract a pityfuck

[Anonymous No.2373871]

>>2373869
Megan Boyle

[Anonymous No.2373883]

>come on /lit/
>see thread with multiple pictures of ugly ginger cunt
>mfw

You read DFW? Good for you. Do you want a prize you grungy little tosser? Your face looks like somebody filled a balloon with wet sand and kicked seven shades of shit out of it. Also, I have fucked girls from three different continents, u mad?

[Joaquin Loves To P.A.R.T.Y. HARD No.2373888]

>>2373870
Geez I didn't think I sleezy looking. I should just stop assuming things from now on....

But really, I'm not even the slightest bit into that stuff

[Anonymous No.2373889]

>>2373883

> I have fucked bears from three different continents

[Anonymous No.2373891]

>>2373883
>I have fucked girls from three different continents, u mad?
You sound like a sex tourist.

[Anonymous No.2373894]

>>2373888
In that pic you look like a date rapist.

Also are you from 1980's florida?

[Anonymous No.2373898]

>>2373891
What's wrong with that?
Interactions between people are moments of passing they share. All of life is a tour. Did you not know?

[Joaquin Loves To P.A.R.T.Y. HARD No.2373902]

>>2373894


I was raised in Mombasa, it's a very humid and I like the Sudanese inspired jewelry around some stores

[Anonymous No.2373903]

>>2373883
More like
"I've fucked 3 girls all in different continents so you can't ask them If I had sex with them because you don't know them."

[Anonymous No.2373904]

>>2373898
so, how much did you pay for each "tour" individually?

[Anonymous No.2373908]

>>2373898
>sex tourist
>What's wrong with that?
You're exploiting capitalist hegemony in order to buy a woman's body. You were able to sleep with these women purely by virtue of coming from a far richer country.

[Anonymous No.2373909]

>>2373904
2/10

Only cuz I replied.

[Anonymous No.2373910]

>>2373891

I'd rather be a sex tourist that only fucks traps in Thailand than look like the creature that is OP. He looks like some sort of nocturnal bush lizard that even David Attenborough would cringe at. He probably uses his bleach coloured eye-lashes to light his way towards his girlfriend's beat vagina

[Anonymous No.2373911]

>>2373908
WHAT ABOUT THE EXPLOITATION OF POORER NATIONS FOR ANYTHING ELSE?

NATURAL RESOURCES
MASS-PRODUCTION
SERVICES (OTHER THAN SEXUAL)
ETC.?

SEX TOURISTS ARE WHAT THEY ARE FOR A REASON, THEY ARE USUALLY AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SOCIAL LADDER. UNLESS THEY'RE JUST INTO SOME FUCKED UP SHIT THAT THEY COULDN'T EASILY DO BACK HOME

[Anonymous No.2373912]

>>2373910
>I'd rather be a sex tourist that only fucks traps in Thailand than look like the creature that is OP.
>implying sex tourists are not worse than OP
OP seems to have been able to get something vaguely female at least.

[Anonymous No.2373915]

>>2373908
Studies show that bitches just want money. Why deal with all the emotional baggage to get what both of you want.

He want fuck. She want money.

Profit.

[Anonymous No.2373918]

>>2373911
All part of the capitalist hegemony. If that hegemony couldn't be exploited, then neither could a particular nations NATURAL RESOURCES, MASS-PRODUCTION and SERVICES (including SEXUAL) by some other nation. And so the sexual tourist would not get any tail at all.

[Anonymous No.2373919]

>>2373912
>>2373912

Implying that I give even a miniscule flying fuck about anything that you say and I'm not just trying to insult OP.

[Anonymous No.2373920]

>>2373919
You seem upset.

[Anonymous No.2373926]

>>2373918
SO YOU DON'T BUY THINGS PRODUCED IN DEVELOPING AND THIRD WORLD NATIONS, IF IT IS OWNED BY A FIRST WORLD COMPANY?

[Anonymous No.2373927]

>>2373624
>>2373624
>>2373624
>>2373624
>>2373624
>>2373624
>>2373624
>>2373624
I laughed really, really hard.

[Anonymous No.2373940]

>>2373926
I try to avoid exploitation of developing countries and that inform my choices as a consumer, yeah. Although this is not the same as:
>YOU DON'T BUY THINGS PRODUCED IN DEVELOPING AND THIRD WORLD NATIONS, IF IT IS OWNED BY A FIRST WORLD COMPANY
Although my personal conduct has no bearing on my argument.

[Anonymous No.2373944]

What happened to making fun of OP?

[Anonymous No.2373949]

>>2373944
/lit/ happened.

[Anonymous No.2373956]

Wait, so OP needs TWO books to help him read IJ?

[Anonymous No.2374031]

>mfw i left went out got laid came back and all of you are still here raging not only about me but also against each other
ummmaaaaad nerds? lolol

[Anonymous No.2374037]

Now post a picture of yourself holding a good book.

[Anonymous No.2374043]

>>2374037
still raging nerd?

[Anonymous No.2374047]

>>2374043
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PULL SUCH OBSCURE FACIAL POSES?

IS IT IN AN EFFORT TO HIDE HOW YOU REALLY LOOK?

[Anonymous No.2374048]

>>2374031
post pic of said sexual encounter... the validity of all you claim hinges on you being able to provide this

[Anonymous No.2374051]

im out of here, you guys are hopeless

also here have some dfw you guys love somuch

[Anonymous No.2374053]

>>2374043
>tri-force pic on shirt

[Anonymous No.2374054]

is op moot?.. he looks like moot

[Anonymous No.2374060]

>>2373656
>105.7

Where do you go?

[Anonymous110 No.2374071]

That was great, thanks. I LOLed several times. Someone impersonating a teen troll, nice work. Really great photos, will save and reuse!

[Anonymous No.2374073]

I CAN PIMP OUT BOOKS TOO OP

ME TWO NIGHTS AGO WITH MY GERMAN FRIEND PULLING OUT ONE OF THE BOOKS I HAD IN MY BAG

HE CHUGGED DOWN A ONE LITRE JUG IN AROUND 5 SECONDS, TRULY A BOSS

[Anonymous No.2374078]

IN KOREA BEING INTERVIEWED BY SOME RANDOM TV PEOPLE.

YES I AM TALL

[Anonymous No.2374079]

>>2373667
>go watcha mike bay move or smth mkkkay nerds
Man I lol'd so hard at this i can't even begin to explain

[Anonymous No.2374084]

HAVING SOME DIN DINS IN KOREA WITH MY JAPANESE FRIEND AND A NICE KOREAN LADY AND HER PARTNER

[Anonymous No.2374087]

>>2374084
Didn't you go to Japan a year ago or something? I remember you having a thread where you went bar hopping in Japan and stuff.

[Anonymous No.2374097]

>>2374073
>>2374078
>>2374084
>implying it's you
>implying
>implying
>implying
>implying
>implying
>implying

[Anonymous No.2374100]

>>2374084
FUCK, WAS GOING TO GET PICTURES OFF OF MY CAMERA BUT BATTERIES ARE DEAD AND MY POWER CONVERTER IS IN MY FRIEND'S PLACE

[Anonymous No.2374102]

>>2374087
I SURE DID

PHOTO OF ME IN ITALIAN RESTAURANT FEW MONTHS BACK

[Anonymous No.2374104]

>>>/soc/

[Anonymous No.2374107]

SOME PICTURES FROM MY LAST TRIP

[Anonymous No.2374109]

>>2374107
SORRY, THIS IS A /LIT/ TRADITION

[Anonymous No.2374110]

>>2374102
oh fuck you're so fucking sexy moar you sexy bitch

[Anonymous No.2374117]

>>2374110
WHEN I GET MY CHARGER BACK TO ACCESS PHOTOS ON CAMERA

THAT IS ALL

[Anonymous No.2374122]

>>2374117
oh c'mmon show us some skin i wanna see your nipples r u hard right now mmmmm yeahh

[Anonymous No.2374123]

>>2374122
NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT...

[Anonymous No.2374124]

>>2374109
Shit bro. Are you 12?
Are you even legal to drink?
Even in Europe?

[Anonymous No.2374126]

>>2374123
If you're going to reply to yourself, wait a minute and make it seem less fake.

[Anonymous No.2374128]

>>2374124
I WAS 19 AT THE TIME.

THAT PICTURE IS FROM THE LAST HOLIDAY

THANK GOD I AM TALL OR MY BABY FACE WOULD'VE MADE ME LOOK ACTUALLY 12 THEN

[Anonymous No.2374129]

>>2374126
PITY IT'S NOT ME POSTING THAT SHIT

[Anonymous No.2374144]

>>2374129
go on cam for us:
http://www.crazycamwhore.com/index.php?_o=Register&_m=register_sp&user_type=model

[Anonymous No.2374151]

>>2374144
IT'S 4AM IN JAPAN, ALREADY HAD A SHOWER. MAYBE ANOTHER TIME.

IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, JUST ASK 3RD, TIMMY, BROWNBEAR, HAKAS OR ANY OF THE OLD-TIMERS, THEY'LL VOUCH FOR ME

[Anonymous No.2374160]

>>2374151
AND I REALLY NEED A HAIR CUT BUT I CANNOT REALLY SPEAK JAPANESE, SO I AM THINKING I CAN HOLD OUT 3 MORE WEEKS UNTIL I GO BACK HOME

[Anonymous No.2374161]

>>2374151
>3RD, TIMMY, BROWNBEAR, HAKAS OR ANY OF THE OLD-TIMERS
Reliable.

[Anonymous No.2374169]

>>2374161
D&E, MOGWAI, PIZZA

[Anonymous No.2374170]

>>2374160
don't be a cop-out baby face, i'll show you my pussy if you do it :3

[Anonymous No.2374177]

>>2374170
NAH I'M GOOD

NEED TO GO TO SLEEP IN 15 MINUTES TO BE ABLE TO SLEEP BEFORE 5AM TO WAKE UP AT 1 TO GET READY TO BE IN THE FIRST BAR BY 3

[Anonymous No.2374197]

>>2374177
real men don't sleep ;P

[Anonymous No.2375724]

you're kind of an okay troll and we could be friends but sadly you're a disgusting ginger cunt sorry

[Anonymous No.2375731]

>>2375724
FUCK YEAH, THIS THREAD LIVES ON

[Anonymous No.2375733]

>>2375724
why would you do this

aidmfadoimfa

[Anonymous No.2375757]

i dont get laid cuz i have high standards i like and may never meet. and so far i hate all the lez i meet. none of them want to try bondage so they run away. my had and dildo work just as great.

[Anonymous No.2375930]

This is somewhat DFW related, so I'm bumping this.

[Anonymous No.2376216]

I wanna play video games

[Fergus !hxTvuAIpXU No.2376223]

>Camwhoring on /lit/

[Anonymous No.2376232]

>>2374078
>>2374078
>>2374078
>I believe in miracles
>Where you frawm
>You sexay thang

[Fergus !hxTvuAIpXU No.2376236]

[Anonymous No.2376646]

OP you won't mind if I save your picture and repost it later, right.

[Anonymous No.2376649]

>>2376646
Stop bumping them, samefag.

[Anonymous No.2378586]

>>2376649
I bumped it because I noticed how OP really made you all rage. Even pathetic ginger nerds can get laid but you can't.

[Anonymous No.2378587]

>>2378586
why would you even make this post

god, fuck this gay earth and all these shitty posts upon it

[Anonymous No.2378641]

>>2378586
that pathetic ginger nerd was a shit-tier /b/ level troll, and that girl was "just friends" who was helping him "troll hard". he's a friendzoned loser, and he's probably you samefagging

[Anonymous No.2379033]

>>2378641
oh man, you're so mad, no he ain't me, but I can tell that he made you rage