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2370556 No.2370556 [Reply] [Original]

Why didn't Fredo have a gf like the other hobbits?

>> No.2370558

Possibly hobbitsexual.
Must investigate further.

>> No.2370565

>admirable female characters
>Tolkien

>> No.2370567

First of all, its frOdo you fucking moron.
Secondly, hobbits have low libidos whic you'd know if you read Tolkien right
Thirdly, hobbits don't concern themselves with such arbitrary practices.
Fourthly, fuck women, they're no good cunts.
Lastly, none of it matters anyway because Lady Arwen Undomiel won't exist.

So in conclusion, fuck everyone.

>> No.2370571
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2370571

>>2370567

>> No.2370589

Wasn't he just really young?

>> No.2370599

>>2370589
Bitch was like 40.

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2370600

Because they didn't care for bitchez. They were all about foot fetishes.

>> No.2370601

>>2370565
>implying admirability makes any difference/?

>> No.2370649

>>2370565
>implying a female character didn't kill the shit out of the head nazgul

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2370651

Because he went off to Atlantis to get Aryan elf pussy.