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>Finish reading A Song of Ice and Fire
>decide to go to movie theater
>dress in my furs, boiled leather, and hauberk, befitting my status as a Northman
>fill my pockets with roasted capon, and Frey pie, in case i get hungry
>bring a skin of wine
>my mom drives me to the theater, but I pretend she’s a destrier since Ned Stark’s mom never drove him
>get in line to get my ticket
>speak in a clear and proud Northman voice
>the smallfolk distributing tickets clearly respect me, “Theater 3, ok?”
>”The North remembers!”
>witness what appears to be a Summer Islander accosting a fair maid
>realize she will reward me with her maidenhood for helping
>”Summer Islander, leave that chaste maid be. Are you of Jalabhar Xho’s tribe?”
>he looks at me confused: “Yo wat dis cracka talkin bout?”
>”You look strange without your feather-cloak, Summer Islander. Leave us.”
>try to keep up a brave face, but realize the pie and capon have leaked out of my pockets and are overflowing from my sweatpants
>”Yo dis cracka shit hisself!”
>Other Summer Islanders suddenly surround me
>Begin some sort of dance from their native isles, chanting “Woop there it is!”
>Not sure what IT is, I attempt to escape and summon my bannermen
>my cape gets caught on the door
>slam my head and wake up in an ambulance
>my mom is giving me a frustrated look: “No more watching Game of Thrones, Anon.”
>”It is known, mother.”

>> No.2362219

>>>/v/

>> No.2362236

wat

>> No.2362237

did this pasta originate here or on /tv/?

>> No.2362240
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2362240

>>2362237
/tv/
He clearly forgot to edit the last sentence.

We shouldn't take part in shitty memes. We're above it.

I thought /tv/ was too.

>> No.2362249

That was actually kind of funny

>> No.2362253

>>2362240
We should all be boring pretentious dyslectics with a taste-complex that discuss bookshelves, book protective covers and e-book readers all day long.

>> No.2362460

>>2362253
>dyslectics
WOOP THERE IT IS!

>> No.2362722

>>2362249
this