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http://watchout4snakes.com/CreativityTools/RandomSentence/RandomSentence.aspx

Go get a random sentence and make a short story out of it.

Should the picture vanish? The old woman pondered the question from across the room. She had begun to question her life these days since they had diagnosed her. Nothing made sense. She looked at the rotating ceiling fan, lost in her thoughts. She came back to the question 'should the picture vanish?' She looked down to the mantle and saw there was no picture. She smiled to herself.

>> No.2361353

A dustbin pinks the particle. Haha what

>> No.2361369

The racist examiner fasts within another frivolous bird. The flesh was wrapped around his body, providing the last vestiges of warmth from its death. The examiner had killed the bird because he hated their kind. He supposed it was a blessing to find this opportunity within the waste. He rarely found the time to fast in such a joyous place. He didn't want to think about it. It was going to be a good weekend.

>> No.2361503

Next to the ranging bastard yawns the pressing tea.

>> No.2361516
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2361516

A why fishes.

>> No.2361520

A plastic inconveniences the cosmology.
Indeed, the insurmountable amount of pollution on the space spewed out by man of the past led a cruel dance of ring-specks and pseudo-planets constituted by disposed plastic only. On the year 3144 the space was not so empty as it was many centuries before. The coca-cola cans stretched as far as the closest nebulae let light shine through, coca-cola symbol of a former empire that ruled planet earth for one thousand years.

Ludwig floated in the arid desert of burger-king, three light years above the sun Jobs-gates C45 made by all the particles of an antique enterprise on earth called Applesoft which ruled earth alongside coca-cola.

I lost motivation...

>> No.2361534

>>2361516
thats golden.

A why fishes. The answer didn't come out of the mans mouth. The speaker sat in the silence asked by his question. He was legitimately confused and concerned so he asked again, this time his voice louder, 'why?' The silence remained even through the guests heavy breathing. The guest didn't bite.

>> No.2361551

>Why can't the glorious trap clog below a nun?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

holy shit