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2348938 No.2348938 [Reply] [Original]

Sup /lit/... I'm from /tg/...

http://pastebin.com/NGkRbMiM

I was wondering... What the hell... Please... What the fuck? What have you done? What did you unleash upon us?

>> No.2348940
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>mfw you expect us to read that shit

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>>2348938

>> No.2348944

>>2348942
Jesus Christ I love that gif.

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>>2348940

You guys wrote it... For /tg/... I remember when it was posted... Twas a dark day for the imperium of man indeed.

>> No.2348959

The Source of this heretical document must be found.

It creator's punished.

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>>2348938

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>/lit/
>didn't read

>> No.2348998

Holy Shit.

What the fuck did I just read?

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>>2348998

now you understand my horror good anon... Now please... Tell me from where did this horror come?

>> No.2349042

>>2349005
I don't know man.
I don't want to know.

>> No.2349091

>>2349042

I understand my friend. The horror runs deep

>> No.2349108

I had a friend in High-school who wrote like that, he wrote with a bit more flair...

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>>2349108

...Wat...

>> No.2349118

I find it hard to read this without stopping to fap every thirty seconds. Fucking hawt, moar.

>> No.2349119

>>2349112
Yeah...I read most of what he wrote, which made OP's story seem like something you'd read on a Sunday afternoon to me, I actually read while eating...I also admit to being slightly aroused...what has 4chan done to me...

>> No.2349136
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2349136

I read the first 2 paragraphs and I was like what the fuck am I reading? Is this getting better or worse or something?

>> No.2349146

>>2349136
okay

what the fucking hell am I reading, seriously? /lit/ is hipster, that story is pure /b/ism

>> No.2349145

>>2349136
No. It just gets horrifying.

>> No.2349174

The ending was a kind of unsatisfying...

The other problem I had with the story was the chilli. I mean, chilli kills some of the bacteria, so it seems a bit counter-intuitive...

>> No.2349241

I have to be honest, the writing is technically not bad at all. Not so sure about the subject matter.

>> No.2349271

Woaw, it's long, and quite nice. Ill read the rest later.
Thx /TG/

>> No.2350147

>>2349174

You raise a good point. Perhaps the author simply wasn't aware of this fact.

... I am disturbed by how well this is written. I'm not surprised OP came here.

>> No.2350185

tell me/tg/, how can one get the /b/ mods off my back?

>> No.2350556

>>2350185

what makes you think I can help you?

>> No.2350584

Is this the one where she dumpster dives and fills her cunt with maggots? If so, that's from /b/, yeah.

>> No.2350610

>>2350584

Something like that happens... Yeah...

I'm just relieved this didn't actually come from /lit/

>> No.2350630

>>2350610
If this is really it, I'm just happy that I finally have the whole thing.

>> No.2350646

At first glance I passed it off as a shitty Abarat knockoff, but this is just getting stranger and stranger and I'm not even halfway done.

>> No.2350658

I wish nothing more than to bathe in Purrell.

>> No.2350780

>>2350658

no... make it bleach... I WANT TO BATHE IN BLEACH!

>> No.2350801

>Kate unzipped her hoodie
Wouldn't that be an anorak, not a hoodie?

Also, plot holes. Plot holes everywhere.

>> No.2350853

>>2350801
I wish those were the ONLY gaping holes in this story...

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>pic related, fizzlebottom

>> No.2351303

septic shock

>> No.2351898

oh god what?