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2341888 No.2341888 [Reply] [Original]

>"I write a lot"
>yfw every single weird kid says this is their hobby when called on in class

>> No.2341899

"I like to draw" is WAY worse
this was what my 6th form's resident creepy furry weirdo had to say for himself

>> No.2341898

and every all-black wearing, 2deep4u, edgy girl (whose favourite book is "the perks of being a wallflower").

ie. the people who post their poems on /lit/ constantly.

>> No.2341902

I don't think I've ever heard anyone give that as a hobby.

>> No.2341904

>>2341898
Which was pretty much covered under 'weird kid'

>> No.2341910

>>2341899
I once knew a kid in middle school who drew really badass predators, he was pretty cool

>> No.2341911
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2341911

You say "weird" like it's a bad thing OP

>> No.2341914

>that feel when you can immediately tell whether someone is a shitty writer or not.

>yfw deep quiet "tortured" kid who claims to be a writer in class tries to spout unfunny memes around their friends

>> No.2341933

>>2341911
at the very least there are no good reasons to spread nutella on your face

>> No.2341937

"I'm an artist"

He etches Super S into the tables.

>> No.2341938

>>2341933
>implying bitches don't love nutella

>> No.2341943

>>2341938
Only girl I know who likes nutella is a lesbian. Not like one of those fake lesbians, but a real hardcore dyke

>> No.2341944

One girl in your tutor group likes you. She's the ginger drama student who can only act surprised.

>> No.2341951

>>2341943
Everyone likes nutella. Therefore, you only know one girl.

>> No.2341952

>>2341944
ginger girls are so cute, though

quick, somebody write a poem about this, be sure to include a "turn" at the end which is cynical/ironizing/distancing/works against the supposed message of the beginning of the poem. tia

>> No.2341953

>>2341951
I hate nutella

>> No.2341954

>>2341911
Hi sweetie.

>> No.2341958

>>2341911
Knew one girl who did something similar to your pic. She watched every anime abridged series ever and called herself a duellist

>>2341952
Redheads are hot. Hopper haired pale-skins with more freckles than hair are not.

>> No.2341959
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>>2341953
But you're nobody.

>> No.2341957
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>>2341937
A performance artist?

>> No.2341962

>>2341958
Copper*

For fuck's sake, C isn't even close to H.

>> No.2341965
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>>2341959
So I'm..

>> No.2341972

>>2341958
gonna have to disagree with you there bud

>> No.2341983

no one ever says "i read a lot" :(

>> No.2341980

>>2341899
"I like to draw" is always worse in my opinion. Besides, the people who actually say "I write a lot" tend to have not actually set anything down to paper, but to have some things "floating around."

>> No.2341981

>>2341972
If I didn't feel sorry for the girl I'm talking about, I'd post her pictures.

>> No.2341987

>>2341981
i feel like we're talking at crosspurposes, here let me amend and clarify my original post

>Knew one girl who did something similar to your pic. She watched every anime abridged series ever and called herself a duellist

that girl sounds awesome / hilarious in one way or another

>Redheads are hot. Hopper haired pale-skins with more freckles than hair are not.

gonna have to disagree with you there bud

unless they're the same girl in which case Sign Me Up for incredibly awkward, spergy, super-freckly pale nerd girls and have weird delusions of being good with swords

>> No.2341990

>That one girl who insisted that anime is totally different from cartoon

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>>2341987
Same person. She writes fanfic and thinks probably(she definitely used to) thinks she's a demon.

>> No.2342008

>>2341997
ahhhh, delightfully crazy.

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>>2341997
She looks about 14 bro.

Also:
>That feel when in class you find people with hobbies like 'reading' or 'tv enthusiast' or 'cinephile' and you think you can get down with them only to find out they read Twilight, watch Big Bang Theory and think Michael Bay can direct masterpieces.

>> No.2342012

>>2342009
She's 20 today. That's a recent photo.

>> No.2342017

>>2342009
>that feel when you're the only person you know who watches Bored To Death.

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>>2342017
>That feel when a bored to death bro on /lit/

>> No.2342026

>>2342017
I thought my mother would like it because Ted Danson getting high. But she just wants to watch housewives of Beverley Hills/Orange County/New York.

Disappointing.

>> No.2342027

>>2341983
This is interesting - I often hear that one reads a lot, although I'be never heard that anyone writes a lot. Central Europe here.

>> No.2342031

>>2342027
maybe it's an american thing, then?

>> No.2342030

Maybe I'll finally watch Bored to Death now that it's cancelled

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>>2342021
Barkeep, you're shittiest white wine for my friend.

>> No.2342035

>That feel when you meet someone who loves literature
>Watches good tv
>Doesn't get bored by well-paced movies
>She's your grandmother

Love you, gramma.

>> No.2342048

>>2342030
Cancelled? Shit. But then most good sitcoms are only a couple of series long.

>> No.2342055

>>2342030
>>2342048

Goddamnit. I don't have HBO so I could never actually contribute to whatever pitiful ratings it got, watched it online.

>> No.2342074

>>2342026
Weirdly my mom likes breaking bad because "it's got that guy from malcolm in the middle in it."

>>2342048
Gotta make more room for the Game of Thrones Budget.

Seriously, sometimes I want to burn HBO down to the ground... but then I remember all the good stuff they've brought me.

>> No.2342082

>>2342074
Momly, my weird break likes guying in the bad middle because it's malcolm from it in that got.

>> No.2342091

>>2342082
Perhaps, but has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>> No.2342092
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>>2342082
We should hang out.

You seem like a cool guy.
Maybe we can throw stones at dead ducks?
I'll even buy you a hot dog.

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>>2342074
>why is this neckbeard trash so ubiquitous?

>> No.2342113

But I write and draw since I was very little. I don't think I'm that bad.

>> No.2342117

>>2342113
And here you are, the
center of all beauty!
tripfagging on /lit/!
Imagine!

>> No.2342123

>>2342117
I use my trip on all boards.