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Under boredom, I'm dumping this here. Have fun.

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God-tier Literature detected.

>> No.2341566

POST MORE OP

Life Changing Books lol

>> No.2341571

>>2341557
>who once said "money is the root of all evil"?


Well it wasn't in the bible if that's what you're thinking, C.J

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>> No.2341577

Is anyone that would be interested in the whole 'gang culture' thing willing, or capable, of reading?

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>>2341572
>(lol)

He's breaking the normal literary conventions. I might have underestimated the genius of CJ.

>> No.2341584

>>2341581
FINALLY

Get on with it CJ

>> No.2341585

>>2341579
Ahhh, fucking acknowledgements...

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>>2341590
>>2341586
This fucking sucks, even by Urban Fiction's standards.

>> No.2341598

>>2341586
>"What the fuck?"

Best opening or bestest opening?

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>> No.2341602

Ewww... Why does the narrative register flip-flop around like a drowning (?) fish?

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>> No.2341606

PAGE TWO??

OH GOD THE SUSPENSE GIVE ME MY PAGE TWO

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>> No.2341607

I...well... I just... I mean... I don't know what to say. This is atrocious? It doesn't seem apt, but I'll go with atrocious.

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>> No.2341611

>>2341605
Hahahahaha

>if I give the measurements of everything thats good description, right? Right nigga?

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>> No.2341617

>>2341605
>as she was engrossed in a CJ Hudson novel.
Meta.

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Is it possible to have a complete aversion to this as well as an insatiable desire to read it all?

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This book's got nothin on Way Past Cool.

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>> No.2341691

>What da fuck?!
>O boy, this is going to be great!

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>>2341685
Well, you better post that shit.

>> No.2341696

>>2341615

Hah. Someone make a Penguin Classics one with the black at the bottom.

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>> No.2341699

>>2341681
These characters being introduced sound like they're going to be part of Infinite Jest.

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36/39

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37/39

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38/39

>> No.2341705

>>2341693
I would, but someone jacked my ass.
Like a looter in a riot.

>> No.2341706

>>2341699

What if DFW is really still alive and C.J. Hudson is just his pen name?

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And that's it, kids. I had to return the book to the owner at this point. You want more, you'll have to buy it, like a real gansta.

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>>2341710
Implying a real gangsta wouldna just jacked that shit

>> No.2341716

This reminds me of a bad version of those Bluford books that used to hand out at school.

>> No.2341727

Why the fuck do they call themselves the "Chedda Boyz". I mean, imagine if you heard of a gang called the "Chedda Boyz" in real life? You would think they are some kind of ironic cheese hipsters.

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>>2341727
Chedda Boyz don't got shit on my crew.

>> No.2341739

>>2341727
Well, cheddar is a slang for money. You can often hear these primatoid humans asking "if they got da cheddar" etc.

Hudson is actually pretty unoriginal to call them the Chedda Boyz. It would be like if a white guy wrote a story about skateboarders called "The Skate Punks."

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>>2341619
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>>2341619
>>2341619
>>2341619

GET THIS MAN A PULITZER.

>> No.2341761

>>2341739
The thing is, there are much more masculine names associated with money like "bling", "payroll", "paper" and so on. "Cheeda" just seems silly.

>> No.2341787

This is pure comedic gold. I was literally foaming at the mouth in some areas. The amount of descriptive materialism and references to contemporary hip hop stars, along with the swinger scene is putting me on the edge of an aneurism.

>> No.2341820

>>2341619
this is awesome

>> No.2341832

I refuse to enjoy this on any level. out of respect

>> No.2341934

>>2341727
there are probably tons of gangs called Chedda Boyz. in Detroit there used to be a rap group and gang called the Eastside Chedda Boyz. they had a local hit with the song "I'm a Chedda Boy" around 2001. they warred with the Street Lordz and i think most of them are dead or locked up now.