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>"It seems so dreadful to stay a bachelor, to become an old man struggling to keep one's dignity while begging for an invitation whenever one wants to spend an evening in company, to lie ill gazing for weeks into an empty room from the corner where one's bed is, always having to say good night at the front door, never to run up a stairway beside one's wife, to have only side doors in one's room leading into other people's living rooms, having to carry one's supper home in one's hand, having to admire other people's children and not even being allowed to go on saying: 'I have none myself,' modeling oneself in appearance and behavior on one or two bachelors remembered from one's youth. That's how it will be, except that in reality, both today and later, one will stand there with a palpable body and a real head, a real forehead, that is, for smiting on with one's hand."

>> No.23412134
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>>23412111
Ah, but you beat all potential adultery. You owe it to yourself to make women chattel rather than friends.

>> No.23412147

You just found this from that thread on /tv/, didn't you

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>>23412147

>> No.23412155

>>23412111
It's all in your head. If you were living in a society were marrying a donkey was the norm you would pray to God that he would let you meet a donkey. You don't need someone else to know love, love is already inside of you. You are made of love, that's what you're looking for in others, because you're blind to yourself.

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>>23412111
This is excellent. Thank you for putting this on my radar, Anon.

>> No.23412218

>>23412111
>He would read this aloud to his friends and laugh

>> No.23412223

>>23412155
>It's all in your head.
>You don't need someone else to know love, love is already inside of you.

>that's what you're looking for in others, because you're blind to yourself.
at least be consistent when bullshitting others

>> No.23412305

Maybe if you guys weren't such hateful people you could make friends

>> No.23412381

>>23412111
Yeah you're fucked. The anti-natalists will take you in though.

>> No.23412441

>>23412305
I have a rare condition which causes my skin to exude a terrible smell. No amount of washing or deodorant/perfume improves it even slightly. It can be detected across rooms as large as 300 sq. feet and has caused people to literally bolt out the door who've had to stand next to me for longer than ~40 seconds.

>> No.23412464

>>23412305
I have friends, most of which are females. I’m just an aspie who can’t clown around and entertain them like a normal man. I can sit at home for weeks at a stretch, being perfectly content. Haven’t met any girls like that

>> No.23412590

>>23412441
Hello saar

>> No.23414039

Yea, but that was before the internet.

>> No.23414128

>>23412305
I’ve friends, that has never been an issue for me.
It’s the romantic/sexual relationship part I struggle with.

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>>23412441
Nigga, just wear perfumes. Why don't you?

>>>/fa/18123687

>> No.23414209

>>23412441
>>23414199
Look up their skincare general too.

>>>/fa/18106499