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hey /lit/ , I want to ask, I have to write a skit for two males before tomorrow, but I have no time on my hands. So I am asking you if you can write me something that will work. It has to be around 150-200 lines, and needs to be high school appropriate. Thanks guys.

If you do, I will award with tits. My girlfriends to be exact.
Pic related, it's her.

>> No.2336963

Tits first.

>> No.2336967

she is ugly
ask /b/ they're more desperate

>> No.2336969

>>2336961
that's a lot of lines.

>> No.2336977

Suck my cock, dude.

>> No.2336978

>>2336961
One before, one after.

>> No.2336984

they're also better writers for the most part

>> No.2336990

Go over there and practice jabs for a while

>> No.2336992

OP, I'm going to tell you how this works.

You can either give us tits now and we may, in return, give you what you ask for. We also may not, that is entirely up to us. If you don't give us tits, now you made us aware of them, the chance of you getting anything but harassment is far lower.

>> No.2337002
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2337002

OP here, here are some so far,

>> No.2337003
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2337003

Don't care about your skanky girl's tits. The internet is full of tits and snatches and bitches getting fucked with baseball bats and spat on.

Fuck off and do your gay homework.

>> No.2337004

>>2337002
you know the rules. timestamp.

>> No.2337006

OP delivers? Neat.

>> No.2337007

>>2336961
if op is telling the truth about having no time on their hands they wouldn't be here anymore

>> No.2337011

>>2337003
lol 2 true. im sure that pic is way better than anything op will deliver

>> No.2337014

OP is posting CP.

>> No.2337016

>>2337002
Right is too small in comparison to left; your girlfriends boobicles are not sufficient.

>> No.2337020

>>2337014
Jesus shit you're right.
Mods do your thing.

>> No.2337024

OP she is cute but not hot.
Just do your homework.

>> No.2337025

>>2337020
Save for posterity though, no?

>> No.2337026

>>2337016
Most girls have funky breastises.

>> No.2337029

>>2337026
And lesser fertility.

>> No.2337036

wait, op... jesus, how old is your girlfriend?

>> No.2337039

>>2337036
She's 18.

>> No.2337044

>>2337039
Name and number, to confirm that she is 18+ and that you are her boyfriend.

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2337045

>>2337039
sure.

>> No.2337046

>>2337039
yeah girl with braces and uneven tits, totally looks 18 to me

fucking shit OP are you trying to get us arrested? you know you could get busted too, even if you're her age.

>> No.2337054

>>2337046
Get us arrested? You're paranoid aren't you?