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If God offered to grant one wish, what would you ask for?

I'd probably ask for self-confidence.

>> No.23334481

Banish niggers to the moon

>> No.23334488

bring all the moon niggers back and put them in this guy's house >>23334481

>> No.23334493

>>23334480
erase everything

>> No.23334503

>>23334480
The ability to visit other lifeforms on other planets. If they're rational beings, I assume we'd figure this out once we get to heaven/hell and see them as fellow saints/sinners, but it'd still be cool to see all the ways we're alike and differ before the end.

>> No.23334572

>>23334480
Maximum possible divinisation in this life

>> No.23334585

Make my parents and siblings live healthy lives to age 90.

>> No.23334599
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>>23334481
>>23334488
>>23334585
Surround these three by moon niggers until they are 90 years old.

>> No.23334746

>>23334480
Forgiveness

>> No.23334749
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A double portion of Elijah's spirit

>> No.23334755

>>23334480
I only want an even number of wishes so that I can always cancel everything with my last wish. Single wish is asking for trouble.

>> No.23334771

>>23334755
Granted. You now have 0 wishes.

>> No.23334777

>>23334771
I must have made a poor decision on my first wish. Only thing I do right is fuck everything up it seems.

>> No.23334780

>>23334480
unironically a million dollars

>> No.23334797

>>23334480
No wishes. I gotta do everything by my own power. At most I would like to meet Jesus or something so I know for sure or at least get closer to knowing what’s true or not but idk

>> No.23334805

>>23334480
Any answer other than wisdom or going to heaven is silly

>> No.23334810

His grace and mercy

>> No.23334820

>>23334480
To be able to destroy anyone I disagree with and have everything go my way

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>>23334805
solomon asked for wisdom and look where it got him

>> No.23334852

>>23334771
I thought zero was neither an even or odd number

>> No.23334854

That all destined for Hell will experience annihilation once they are judged
That's all I care about

>> No.23334869

>>23334852
An even number is defined by having no remainder when divided by 2, and 0 mod 2 = 0, so it's even. Odd numbers aren't positively defined, but negatively: they're all non-even. 0 and 1 are the only non-prime, non-composite numbers, though.

>> No.23334875

>>23334869
>Odd numbers aren't positively defined, but negatively
it doesn't make a difference, you can define odd numbers as all numbers of the form 2n + 1 and then define even numbers "negatively"

>> No.23334877

>>23334875
t. oddcuck

>> No.23334891

I would ask him for the same thing that he wants, the same thing that cannot be asked directly of anyone; to be loved and respected.

>> No.23334897

>>23334599
Thought the thumbnail was Star Control 2