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2331045 No.2331045 [Reply] [Original]

>doctor's note to masturbate twice a day to clear tubes of infection-causing leftovers until medication runs out
>can't get in the mood, read books instead

>> No.2331053

Infection-causing leftovers?

>> No.2331061

You jammed old food into your cock?

>> No.2331067

www.reddit.com/r/pro_teen_models/

try this

>> No.2331068

>>2331053
Like meatloaf.

>> No.2331072

No wonder he's not in the mood.

>> No.2331114

>>2331045
Whoa whoa whoa, dumb down the medical mumbo-jumbo, OP.

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2331115

>>2331068

>> No.2331147

I wish I was like that. I want to read but there are too many distractions.

>> No.2331157

>>2331114
>doctor's note to masturbate twice a day to clear tubes of infection-causing leftovers until medication runs out
Translation
>make-better man say touch your peepee so it makes milk then touch peepee again so it makes more milk before naptime until candy runs out.

>> No.2331166

>>2331157
Ha, ok, maybe rephrase it for non-neuropsych majors.

>> No.2331175

>>2331157
Hey, it could be a make-better woman.

>> No.2331185

>>2331175
aka prostitute

>> No.2331188

>>2331175
Don't deny the patriarchy in medicine. We have to name the problem before we can talk about it, not sweep it under the rug.

>> No.2331207

I have a video of cute girls making lesbians while reading passages from American Psycho, if you want it.

It seems to have been scrubbed from every corner of the internet, but I can upload it if you like.

>> No.2331211

>>2331207
yesssss

anyone who has things with naked girls reading, you know

>> No.2331214

>>2331207

Also, this might help.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KC5lZdLYFA

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2331223

>>2331211

>> No.2331225 [DELETED] 

>>2331211

I actually deleted my mediafire account, so never mind.

Sorry for getting your hopes up.

>> No.2331236

>>2331233
This one just make me angry.

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>>2331211


I actually deleted my mediafire account, so never mind.

I have some other pics though.

>> No.2331243

>>2331236
R U gay?

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>>2331236

But she's cute and feet!

>> No.2331253

>>2331236
Let me guess: ignoring the girl, going straight for Animal Farm and Palahniuk?

>> No.2331257

>>2331188
good god, 6/10

lit is being torn apart by this sort of posting, it's quite skillful.

>> No.2331259

>>2331243
She's not that great looking and she's made a mess.

>> No.2331270

>>2331259
So yes.

>> No.2331288

>>2331270
Is she you?