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23198314 No.23198314 [Reply] [Original]

>library dwarves have escaped containment again

>> No.23198617

>>23198314
I wouldn't worry too much frog, the elves have to use the library periodically as well.

>> No.23198985

Play Dwarf Fortress.

>> No.23198991

>>23198314
So what?

>> No.23199025

reported for racism

>> No.23199071

>>23198314
>lost in the library
>accidentally stumble upon a shelf with books belonging to the eleventh main class of the Dewey Decimal System
>the Dewey Decimal System only has ten main classes

>> No.23199086

>library netrunner trapped me in the dwarf fortress sim again

>> No.23199093

>>23198314
So that's why my books are bleeding.

>> No.23199248

>chilling out and sweating in the library sauna
>suddenly the library gnome containment breach alarm sounds
>want to get to a safe zone
>towel and clothes suddenly gone
??????

>> No.23199291

>get service call to library
>can't make any repairs since librarians union prohibits non-members from touching books
>sent home early with pay

>> No.23199427

>>23199248
It’s over for you bro…

>> No.23199812

>>23199427
No... not like this.....

>> No.23200052

this one's a true story.
>homeless dude is always in the library
>sometimes he has a book but mostly he just sits
>it snows here so he's obviously mostly just interested in keeping out of the cold
>on day a business man is in the library, too
>he's not reading anything, just using his laptop
>makes a call on his bluetooth headset
>doesn't even lower his voice a little for the call
>librarians don't say shit
>homeless dude gets steamed
>walks straight at him
>leans in close with both hands on the guys armrests
>looks straight in his eyes
>business guy trys not to meet his gaze and to keep talking like nothings happening
>can't
>quickly ends up sputtering and trailing off
>homeless man says in a clear and steady voice "this aint. your fucking. office."
>business man looks around the room for support, finds none.
>packs up his shit in a hurry
>never saw him again
it was like watching diogenes tell off alexander.