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How do you sleep at night knowing a 6 year old beat you?

>> No.23145573

>>23145571
This is actually quite good, so I will sleep soundly tonight, knowing I was outclassed fairly.

>> No.23145578

>>23145571
The sigma
He escaped the Matrix
Yes
YES
The sigma is out

>> No.23145581

>>23145578
Tate, go to sleep

>> No.23145584

>>23145571
How do you sleep at night knowing that there are hundreds of thousands of 6 year olds who could beat you at chess?

>> No.23145635

>>23145571
listen, he wanted to do it, it's not like i forced him or anything like that. he just walked in on me when i was showering, and it must have intrigued him how much bigger mine was than his because he reached out and... oh wait, i thought that said "beat off." disregard this post

>> No.23145640

I'm glad for me flaws for they make me stronger.

>> No.23145650

>>23145635
Settle down, Foucault

>> No.23145653

Her bouquet cleaved his hardened shell
And fondled his muscled heart.
He imbibed her glistening spell
Just before the other shoe fell.

>> No.23145726

>>23145571
I dream of interplanetary travel for a while before I'm knocked out by the sleep inducing hormones

>> No.23145790

>>23145584
>6 year olds who could beat you at chess
This is actually something impressive.

>> No.23145798

I fuck your bitch
I take your shoes
make you dance
you know you lose
stupid bitch
got no groove
it's easy bitch
just watch me move

>> No.23146469

>>23145584
>kid about to mate me
>punch her nose
loss avoided

>> No.23146475

>>23145578
kek

>> No.23146501

>>23145790
Not really. They were coached since a young age. It’s to be expected

>> No.23146567

>>23145584
I am fide 2k I would wipe most of them
>feelsgood.png

>> No.23146581

>>23145571
I feel good for the kid, I hope he will keep on writing poetry.

However I do believe that we tend to underestimate the abilities of children, and imagine a genius whenever a kid has some talent. Most of those kids end up disappointing everyone, because they're just slightly above average most of the time.

>> No.23146737

>>23145578
first guy out of the matrix was morpheus
he was like django unchained

>> No.23146744

NIGGER!
Nigger?
Nigger.
Niggers.

>> No.23146794
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23146794

>>23145571
I sleep like a baby.
Me you, or Nael himself is never going to surpass this. There's plenty of kids out there that managed to write something brilliant. Almost none of them cultivate their writing later in life. This poem is a decade old at this point. Have you heard of Nael's newer works? No. And you won't. That isn't saying that this isn't one of the finest works of western literature of the 21st century, it absolutely is.

>> No.23146976

>>23145571
verselet here, why is it good?

>> No.23147037

> Around this time, the poem began seeing more attention and analysis in the media. WTOP[7] covered the poem's virality in March 2018 and reached Nael for comment. Nael, now 8, said he was "super happy" his poem reached so many readers around the world.

Now he’s 14 if I’m not a mathlet

Imagine peaking at 6

>> No.23147055

>>23147037
>Imagine peaking at 6
Better than me, I peaked at 0.

>> No.23147425

>>23145571
I've objectively wrote cooler stuff, you shouldn't be here if you haven't.