/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.23120701]

What do you think of my classic /lit/ bingo, /lit/?

Sorry, made this at work so I can't type and save "nigger" in a word document

[Anonymous No.23120744]

>>23120701
SHIP LIST | AVOIDING PROPHESY CAUSES PROPHESY | PATRIARCH GOD IS ACTUALLY INTO TRANSBUSSY | MIS-INTERPRETED BY BRITISH | BAD TRANSMISSION HISTORY
BEGAT LIST | BEST KNOWN EXAMPLE OF LACAN | FORCED LATIN LESSON | SEMI-LITERATE GREEK UNDERGROUND | FORGETTING BYZANTIUM
WHITE GODDESS | NO ACTUALLY BEING BURNT ALIVE AS A NEWLY RAPED MAN IN SACRIFICE TO THE WHITE GODDESS | [NOTHING IS FREE] | EVERYTHING IS PERMITTED | "ILLITERATE" SON OF BANKER ACTUALLY DANKEST RAP POET OF GENERATION, STRANGE THAT
BORROW FROM NEXT DOOR, CHANGE GOD NAMES | PIG TRANSFORMATION | ORDER OF BATTLE (PATRIARCHAL LIST) | MYSTERIOUS MISSING WOMEN & WOMEN GODS RAPED INTO SUBMISSION | JEWISH BBQ CULT
GOD'S WIFE'S COCK | ITS NOT FURRY IF IT IS ZEUS | WIPING ATHENA'S THIGH | PANDUVA | IGNORE CHINA

[Anonymous No.23120762]

>>23120701
I dont think you've read much classic literature.

[Anonymous No.23120926]

>>23120701
I don't like it one bit.

[Anonymous No.23120930]

>>23120762
Probably not, but what am I missing?

[Anonymous No.23120931]

>>23120701
it's not bad. Here's one for russian literature.

[Anonymous No.23121018]

>>23120931
The only thing missing is some government clerk

[Anonymous No.23121057]

I think you're on the right track but I made a few changes to help

[Anonymous No.23121071]

I think you're on the right track but I made a few changes to help

[Anonymous No.23121144]

>>23121071
Bravissimo. A true masterpiece.

[Anonymous No.23121172]

>>23120930
A knowledge of classic literature.

[Anonymous No.23121185]

>>23121172
Okay buster, name three better examples then

[Anonymous No.23121194]

>>23121071
I have a feeling there is probably a way to get a bingo with a sentence or two of an actual book (a classic? not sure.).

[Anonymous No.23121198]

>>23121185
Try not to kill dad and fuck mum: kill dad and fuck mum.
One Night Stand with your Own Wife after 20 years.
Gay dude realises other gay dude's dad cares for him.

[Anonymous No.23121207]

>>23121198

[Anonymous No.23121261]

>>23121071
nice

[Anonymous No.23121371]

>>23121071
>>23121194
Ironically, I'm pretty sure most "black lit" taught in schools (ie Raisin in the Sun, Cry the Beloved Country) would easily get a bingo in the first chapter.

[Anonymous No.23121383]

>>23121071
Thank you for a hearty chuckle in this cold morning

[Anonymous No.23121385]

>>23121198
What books do these happen in

[Anonymous No.23121420]

>>23121071
Faulkner bingo

[Anonymouṡ No.23122219]

[Anonymous No.23122231]

>>23121198
You’re a retard. Trolling outside b is against the rules

[Anonymous No.23122237]

>>23122231

[Anonymous No.23122936]

>>23120744
What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.23123953]

>I can't type and save "nigger" in a word document
You can, you just won't, because you're a gay coward.

[Anonymous No.23124568]

>>23122936
| divides lists by items:

Iliad | Greek Myth | First Temple OT | Everything | Everything
Genesis | Oedipus Rex | Grammar School | Acts & Letters | Western "Classicists"
Robert Graves | Robert Grave's Sexual Fantasies | [there is no free space in real bingo] | Islam as Classics | Koran as Classics
Comparative classical religion | Odyssey | Illiad (Illium's boat list) | Role of Women Gods in the Bible | First & Second Temple judaism
YHWH's wife's penis | Zeus can't fuck Hera | Hephaestus' thigh job | Indian literature ignored by Classics | Chinese literature ignored by Classics.

[Anonymous No.23124575]

>>23121385
>Try not to kill dad and fuck mum: kill dad and fuck mum.
Oedipus Rex

>One Night Stand with your Own Wife after 20 years.
Climax of the Odyssey, pro-tip: he doesn't get to see her for another ten years.

>Gay dude realises other gay dude's dad cares for him.
This is literally the plot of the Iliad.