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>> No.23107686

>>23107679
kek'd (especially at the chad's underwear)

>> No.23107702

>>23107440
You forgot to add quotation marks in "humor"

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>>23107649
Lulz. I wonder what he'd have made of a Cecropia caterpillar, never mind me collecting their cocoons just to watch those huge moths emerge on branches arranged on dressers of my bedroom when I was 12. Squeamish bitch.

>> No.23108083

>>23107656
That's the type of shit you find in a note in a Bethesda game.

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>If you want a picture of the future, imagine her penis ejaculating on a clown's face -- forever.

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I don't meme often, interested anons feel free to improve

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>>23107440
>>23107643
>>23107649
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>>23108224
>>23108705
I don't get it

>> No.23110892

>>23107656
He's literally me

>> No.23110893

Not funny. None of this is funny. This place was never funny.

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>> No.23112275

Check out this /lit/ user’s dating profile HAHAHA https://www.reddit.com/r/ForeverAloneDating/comments/17cb5sr/23_m4f_ny_biglaw_sperg_in_search_of_walden/

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>> No.23114477

>>23107649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1-bde0apT0

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>> No.23114824

>>23108168
You must be 18 to post here

>> No.23114828

>>23107440
>television is for niggers
Where's the lie, though?

>> No.23114839

>>23107679
solid

>> No.23114846

>>23108083
kek true

>> No.23114856

>>23113639
It seems like perhaps he's misdirecting his anger for his mother at Freud.

>> No.23114972

>>23107656
This looks like it was written by me. Women are just an excuse to commit suicide, I actually want to do it.

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>> No.23115219

>>23113639
dat 'iga havnt met gypsies yet
which are like 'igas but whtout the posssssibility of having any dignity like ebony
i prefer unga bunga 'igas who kill retards every day to "civilized" gypsies who spit in your food or touch produce in your supermarket

>> No.23115958

>>23114633
This man's brother is a genius

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>> No.23116602

>>23115964
A Neapolitan ice cream man fought fourteen duels to prove that strawberry was better than chocolate or vanilla
At his deathbed, he confessed that he was lactose intolerant

>> No.23116884

>>23112275
Cringe. But also. Makes me want to find a girl like that too.

>> No.23118202

>>23108168
This is true yet offensive
>>23110019
Lurk moar and especially read more

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>>23118845
holy fuck what a touch grass moment

>> No.23118871

>>23114846
>>23108083
well it is from a relatively recent movie

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>>23118845
same energy

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>>23113639
he's correct.

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>>23119059
dios mio what a massive hon

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>>23119035
she's probably just so predictable that the algorithm has ascribed her to a schedule.

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>> No.23119165

>>23118998
marxist men eat women like her for breakfast

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>>23119152
terrifying

>> No.23119204

>>23119142
his point is that the ring is only powerful because people say it is. He says it isn't puts it on and proves that.

>> No.23119205

>>23119165
marxist men eat nothing for breakfast, and lunch, and dinner

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>>23119193
Nietzsche isn't half as bad as the other two

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>>23119238
I was going to say this. He's pretty direct and to the point honestly.

>> No.23119269

>>23119244
Another day, another chance to post Kafka is a hack

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>> No.23119405

>>23119352
which of these am I? my preferred method is to have whatever book I'm currently reading permanently held open in a wooden cookbook stand mounted to a monitor arm

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>> No.23119438

>>23119405
I just tear a page I've already read and use it as bookmark

>> No.23119454

>>23119438
[chaotic evil]2

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>>23119438
I wasn't memeing

>> No.23120064

>>23119352
I forget the page number and scroll through the book looking for where I was until I find it

>> No.23120127

>>23119352
I simply open a random page and rip it out once I have read it. Repeat until no more books left

>> No.23120211

>>23119787
throw those pills away

>> No.23120295

>>23119634
Skyrim font

>> No.23120312

This thread seems to be mostly gay twitter-tier humor. Half of the pictures have niggerese "meme lingo" in them.

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>>23119352
all you need

>> No.23121504

>>23120211
I was sick that week, anon, as evidenced by the two nose sprays

>> No.23121718

>>23108705
What the actual fuck is this a reference to

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>>23121504
Just be sick, Jesus.

>> No.23122170

>>23119787
What computer monitor?

>> No.23122177

>>23122170
LG 32UL500-W

>> No.23122251

>>23122177
Thank you for telling.
May you get well soon, Anon. Have a happy & healthy year ahead.

>> No.23122254

>>23122251
thank you, fren, the pic is from a couple of weeks ago when I was sick but I am good now
happy and healthy year to you, too, and all the anons reading this

>> No.23122463

>>23122251
>>23122254
It's been as bad last 35 days for me, lads. After the two funerals, then having to go to another one, things might pick up soon. Good luck, frens.

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>>23122254
>>23122463
We are going to make it, Bros.

>> No.23122651

>>23112142
do you have the "niggers could be here" short story

>> No.23122655

>>23122633
https://files.catbox.moe/1kyu5o.jpg

>> No.23122662

>>23119215
BEDEVILED EGG

>> No.23122666

>>23119226
this song goes very hard

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>>23120797
>nitric acid acts upon trousers

>> No.23122703

>>23120817
I knew the future would be stupid, but I did not expect it to be so profoundly gay as well.

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>>23119094
Who is this? She reminds me of my ex girlfriend. I had a dream about her last night fuck fuck fuck

>> No.23122931

>>23122927
she doesn't even think about you anymore and she's already fucked like 15 other guys

>> No.23122938

>>23120797
Kek. Where's this from?

>> No.23122954

>>23108163
Is this the one where gollum is a naked dude who shows his balls and ass

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>>23122931
This is probably true and I'm okay with that. I don't want to get back together with her, it's just intrusive thoughts. I do miss having a girlfriend though.

>> No.23123048

>>23110893
YOU'RE not funny, anon!

>> No.23124106

>>23118988
tag yourself I'm absolute monarchy

>> No.23124142

>>23119373
Hate Fisher so much

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let us never forget this classic

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>> No.23124240

>>23112275
>Lana Del Rey, Erik Satie, Prokofiev, Stravinsky, some early 2000s light folk/fantasy metal (Blind Guardian), Gilbert & Sullivan, Gregorian chant, folk revival music, the Oh Hellos, Rachmaninoff, Wagner, Marina and the Diamonds, Hans Zimmer, the Dubliners, Gustav Holst, Charles Aznavour, and French chansons more generally
Some of this is literally me, but this is some of the most basic bitch taste in music for neo-classicists. Holst, Zimmer, and Prokofiev?

>> No.23124260

>>23119352
Lawful evil is objectively the high IQ way to go about it. If you can't remember where you left off the last time you were reading, you shouldn't be reading in the first place.

>> No.23124281

Finding the word "nigger" funny is ressentiment

>> No.23124299

>>23112275
All the girls want someone with an understanding of theology and geometry

>> No.23124313

>>23119193
What's the joke here?

>> No.23124338

>>23119787
>>23119405
Disgustingly soulless. Equivalent to leaving the book face down; neutral evil.

>> No.23124366

>>23112275
of course he listens to rs

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>>23124404
>>23124142
>>23120758
>>23119359
>>23119168
>>23119059
>>23119035
>>23118991
>>23115964
>>23114633
>>23112142
>>23107720

Kek'd at all of these + OP

>> No.23124573

>>23112142
Did he ever get it published?

>> No.23124598

>>23107440
I call bullshit.

>>23107656
Who?

>> No.23124615

>>23113639
That's funny, but I wish you assholes would stop trying to associate every piece of shit on the planet with blackness. *cue poltard racism*

>> No.23124623

>>23118990
LOL! That is too good.

>> No.23124640

>>23119232
Faggots are always pedos. Death to pedofaggots.

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>>23122938
https://www.angelo.edu/faculty/kboudrea/demos/copper_HNO3/Cu_HNO3.htm

That post actually put me into a laughing fit so here you go anon

>> No.23124644

>>23119305
>The Bear

>> No.23124647

>>23107679
Boring

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>>23113639

My mother was a PsyD. Even though this is probably a shitpost I can corroborate that no parent can mess you up quite like a Doctor of Psychology. She injected (illegally obtained, mind you, she was a psychologist not a psychiatrist) Risperdal right into the muscle when she was particularly pissed at me. Not that I was an angel or martyr as a child but I wouldn't wish any atypical antipsychotic on my worst enemy. She also had me circumcised and sexually abused me quite a bit. I ended up graduating high school early and getting emancipated because I absolutely had to leave. She tried to claim that I was mentally incompetent but this ended up working against her since I was able to get on paper that not only do I not meet the diagnostic criteria for any of the disorders she threw around but I did have brain damage from habitual abuse of medications that no junkie would touch even if they were suicidal. I'm in my early 30s now, married and financially stable, and overall doing a lot better these days but it was definitely an uphill battle and I'm going to carry the shit she did till I die.

>> No.23124655

>>23119352
I am pvre.

>> No.23124659

>>23119371
Kek

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>> No.23124666

>>23119409
LMFAO WTF IS THIS!? PVRE GOLD!

>> No.23124667

>>23124666
Stop that

>> No.23124672

>>23119787
>radeon
I hope you're running GNU/Linux

>> No.23124686

>>23107440
thats cute but also complete horse shit.
go back and actually WATCH tv. from the very beginning.
it was NEVER for niggers. It was for whites. Dumb whites. Middle class whites with more cash than brains, but always whites. You could not even begin to argue it was for niggers until AT LEAST the early 90's when shit like Arsenio, In Living Color, and Martin started taking hold.
And dont even bring up bill cosby. He was practically a white man.

>> No.23124716

>>23124163
Kek

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>>23124667
The Ben Franklin bit really puts it over the top.

>> No.23124873

The douche bag who reads one percent of a book and hates it because he thinks he's so fucking smart is just as annoying if not more annoying than the douche bag who reads one percent of a book and loves it because he thinks he's so fucking smart.
And believe me, the world is filled with both types of douchebags and they are both equally worthless human beings.

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>>23124648
I always like how these major trauma stories always end with the people doing good in their life when all too common people murder their parents or suicide from comparatively trivial shit.
>sexually abused me as a kid
Nice, but I assume it was painful stuff like electrocuting your balls while you were forced to eat her out while quoting a psych book.

>> No.23124933

>>23107656
>tfw started keeping a journal
>tfw i did almost exactly this
>met and got girls number
>tried to make plans and got ghosted.

>> No.23124956

>>23124154
How the hell? I have sweaty palms too but it isn't that excessive. Was he gripping the book?

>> No.23125182

>>23124154
He might have a condition. I knew a girl whose palms used to make puddles on her desk. She had to have surgery and remove some of the sweat glands in her hands.

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>> No.23126145

>>23108705
Hey anon, how old are you. Just curious

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>> No.23126516

>>23124648
>my political affiliation is I'm gonna chop my dick off lol
compelling

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>> No.23126564

>>23119352
I use dried up purple flowers that my mother got for her birthday about a year ago. They are the size of a mechanical pencil lead box.

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>> No.23126641

>>23115174
this is cool

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>> No.23126715

>>23124891
Survivorship Bias. You only see firsthand accounts of people now doing good in their lives because those people are the only people available to give firsthand accounts.

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>> No.23126735

>>23126709
>fursona
>only human

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>> No.23126976

>>23126724
What is this from?

>> No.23127126

>>23114824
You must be 18 in order to surgically mutilate your body.

>> No.23127132

>>23107649
Literally me

>> No.23127245

>>23122954
It's the Finnish version, I believe.

>> No.23127403

>>23119204
That's not true, Gollum knew nothing about it and immediately killed his friend over it, and Frodo couldn't bring himself to throw it into a small fire before he knew what it was.

>> No.23127409

>>23124106
Esoteric Hitlerism

>> No.23127433

>>23126715
That's not true anon you hear about the failures all the time your BPD girls bad touched by their dad, stepdad, affable uncle, etc. The gays who without fail were also molested by family or priests. Junkies with abusive parents blaming their problems on their upbringing. It's easier for people to fail after such problems but literally all it seems real survivors have to do is not let it drag them down and actually be better than their parental figures and following through.

>> No.23127497

>>23119405
Any functional method not listed presumably indicates transcendence of karma, but apparently I'm lawful evil, so don't take my word for it, just a tyrant with my functioning brain and ability to remember what I've previously read. Then again, I do believe in euthanising people who differ from me in outlook or methodology, so, die, I guess? Srsly tho senpai u do u, let the historians judge you as they will.

>> No.23127570

>>23126652
Unironically genius prodigy. I perish.

>> No.23127686

>>23126584
Schoppenhauer would have been seething about Trump all day on twitter if her were contemporary.

>> No.23127724

>>23107656
This except mine prattles on for paragraphs to preempt every single possibility so I don't look like a dumb fag to myself later.

>> No.23127730

>>23124648
For what it's worth, anon, I'd give you a hug if I could and if you wanted one.

>> No.23127743

>>23107720
The professor proceeded to call a buddhist pizza hut and asked them to "make him one with everything."

>> No.23127764

>>23115174
I don't think I've ever even seen a single word on the female side. Is the joke that they're nonsense words?

>> No.23127773

>>23127764
Vast majority of words on the female side are different types of fabric

>> No.23128098

>>23126739
Retarded stupid son, mother should force him to move out, on the streets if so. What a dickhead.

>> No.23128527

>>23126739
Retarded stupid mother, son should force her to delete it, apologetically if so. What a whore

>> No.23128612

>>23108168
>unable to spend 5 seconds without thinking about trannies

>> No.23129220

>>23124648
Great job anon, proud of you

>> No.23129242

>>23126690
Still doesn't pass the early life test

>> No.23129257

>>23115174
>Katana
>Teraflop
>Shemale
Fucking kek sounds about right

>> No.23129646

>>23127764
The female words are all about fashion (especially), flowers, or are gynecological. And they complain we think they only care about trivialities, meanwhile I'm firing my howitzer at a shemale