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2307188 No.2307188 [Reply] [Original]

Alright /lit/ hit me up with the most romantic shit you've got. I need some books that I can quote to my girlfriend, get that pussy wet y'all know what I'm saying.

Pic related, Mr. Darcy had mad game.

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>>2307188
The Delaware and the bear.

>> No.2307978

Please help me get laid.

I haven't read Blood Meridian but judging by what I have read of McCarthy it's not going to be very romantic. I'll get around to reading it soon though and hopefully I'll be proven wrong.

>> No.2308003

lady chatterley's lover

Arena Ah!' he said, leaning forward and softly stroking her face.

`Th'art good cunt, though, aren't ter? Best bit o' cunt left on earth. When ter likes! When tha'rt willin'!'

`What is cunt?' she said.

`An' doesn't ter know? Cunt! It's thee down theer; an' what I get when I'm i'side thee, and what tha gets when I'm i'side thee; it's a` as it is, all on't.'

`All on't,' she teased. `Cunt! It's like fuck then.'

`Nay nay! Fuck's only what you do. animals fuck. But cunt's a lot more than that. It's thee, dost see: an' tha'rt a lot besides an animal, aren't ter? - even ter fuck? Cunt! Eh, that's the beauty o' thee, lass!'

She got up and kissed him between the eyes, that looked at her so dark and soft and unspeakably warm, so unbearably beautiful.

quote that to her

>> No.2308011

The 120 Days of Sodom

>> No.2308019

>>2308003
I didn't know it was a book about perverted pirates.

>> No.2308183

>>2308003
`What is cunt?' she said.

'It be your vagina'

There, now we can get on with the story.

Looks like a cunt of a read.

>> No.2308195

The Torrents of Spring by Ivan Turgenev
The poetry of W. B. Yeats
"Loves Philosophy" by Percy Bysshe Shelley

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>>2308019
Thar she spurts!

>> No.2308214

oscar wilde

>> No.2308227

>>2308019

it's the sequel to moby dick actually

>> No.2308397

>>2308195
Thank you very much sir.

Last bump before bed. Keep 'em coming.

>> No.2308432

The Torrents of Spring is good.

Rebecca by Daphne du Maurier
The Painted Veil by Maugham