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23064210 No.23064210 [Reply] [Original]

do hobbits have really hairy cocks

>> No.23064217

>>23064210
Probably not, there really aren't any mammals with hair on their cocks. If we look at Ron Jeremy he had a big bush, so I think it's possible a hobbit could have a hairy bush.

>> No.23064219

>>23064217
>there really aren't any mammals with hair on their cocks
what?
but I'm a mammal and I have hair on my cock, on the shaft

>> No.23064225

>>23064219
Not a hug amount and at the base of the cock, also we're the exception because most great apes have tiny penises and even a gorillas don resides inside his body.

>> No.23064239

>>23064210
KILL YOURSELF YOU WORTHLESS SQUIRT OF A SHIT GENELINE'S HOPES AND DREAMS!!!!

>> No.23064240

>>23064210
Why did they make the hobbit feet look so ugly in the movies? Just because they are hairy doesn’t mean they have to be long and veiny and crooked. It kind of ruins Frodo’s angelic twinkish looks. Fire the prosthetics designer who created them.

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>>23064239
actually, i'm a mongolGOD and I will burn down and rape your retarded village if you get on my bad side

>> No.23064277

Yes

>> No.23064307
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>KILL YOURSELF YOU WORTHLESS SQUIRT OF A SHIT GENELINE'S HOPES AND DREAMS!!!!

>> No.23064329

>>23064271
Can you thirdie fucks like get your own websites in your own languages for fucks sake and stop shitting up English language sites with your deranged mental states? Thanks.

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>>23064329
I'm a secondie THOUGH

>> No.23064849

>>23064500
YHWH x SNEED collab

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>>23064225
I'm not an exception.

>> No.23064897

>>23064225
>>23064860
I have 5 hairs that grow at the top of my shaft, right under the tip. I keep them obsessively shaved, none of my gf's have ever seen them. But they exist.

>> No.23064907

>>23064897
My cock hairs grow all the way up my shaft in a spiraling motion. I don't shave them at all. When I fuck a woman I picture them springing into action and tickling her insides like little flagella.

>> No.23064911

>>23064897
Pluck them goober. Also, are you Italian?

>> No.23064916

What lotr race has the biggest cocks?

>> No.23064921

>>23064911
>Pluck them goober.
too much work, and also extremely painful
>Also, are you Italian?
no, Irish, 7"

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>>23064907
AAAAAAHHHHHH
fucking kill yourself fag

>> No.23064927

Hobbits actually have Naa'vi esque tails coming out of their pelvises that squirt eggs. nobody in Middle-Earth has a cock

>> No.23064928

>>23064916
giants

>> No.23064931

>>23064907
What about blowjobs? Off the table? I imagine no woman wants to swallow your cock's mane.

>> No.23064939

>>23064931
ON the table, retard, he's a hobbit

>> No.23064942

>>23064225
I have like at least 20 hairs that are on my penis, just below the head. And they grow as long as pubic hairs.

>> No.23064944

>>23064907
>tickling her insides like little flagella
hm, based

>> No.23064949

you think jolkien rolkien rolkien tolkien thought about the races' dicks and designed them?

>> No.23064971

>>23064942
:(

>> No.23064978

>>23064942
oof lad

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>>23064916
Valar can choose to have the largest cocks. What is race, does it have to be humanoid? If any species, on average it's whales, same as in real life. But Ancalagon the black dragon would've had the 2 biggest natural cocks.

>> No.23065036

>>23065032
are there whales in lotr?

>> No.23065052

>>23065036
It's literally Earth. Tolkien is technically the translator of the real LoTR manuscripts he found.

>> No.23065182

>>23065052
That's pretty crazy, maybe I was too young when I read it, didn't notice anything like that.