/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.23037779]

/lit/ humor thread, last one hit the bump limit

[Anonymous No.23037781]

>>23037779

[Anonymous No.23037789]

>>23037781
>obsessed with girl penis
>literally 1984
lol

[Anonymous No.23037801]

>>23037789
Stay mad.

[Anonymous No.23037814]

>>23037789

[Anonymous No.23037817]

[Anonymous No.23037910]

[Anonymous No.23037929]

>>23037779

[Anonymous No.23038117]

>>23037929
Funny! But it's only a few chapters, not the whole book. The genealogies in the Bible are easier to skim. Maybe I should make an abridged version of the Iliad where no one gets a shout out then gets stabbed by a spear.

[Anonymous No.23038127]

>>23037814
>capeshit reader

It‘s a step up from Orwell at least.

[Anonymous No.23038128]

>>23037789
Isn’t that a JK rowling tweet

[Anonymous No.23038135]

>>23038117
Nah, I actually enjoyed those bits. I posted the meme cause it’s silly.

My favorite part was the guy who couldn’t read but delivered a message to the king of Lycia from his enemy asking him to murder the guy delivering the message. Brilliant.

[Anonymous No.23038139]

>>23037779

[Anonymous No.23038148]

[Anonymous No.23038150]

>>23037781
>>23037789
What's fascinating is that "her penis" exactly encapsulates the idea of self-evident contradiction and language control in 1984. It is so accurate that it would be humorous if it weren't something that half the population of the western world has been convinced to accept.

[Anonymous No.23038153]

[Anonymous No.23038159]

[Anonymous No.23038169]

[Anonymous No.23038171]

[Anonymous No.23038184]

[Anonymous No.23038186]

>>23037779
I had a meme I made but it was on my other laptop I accidentally broke. I loved posting it in these threads. It was the “jokes on you I was only pretending to be retarded” with Masetto di Lamporrechio from the Decameron edited over top. That’s one of my favorite ocs.

[Anonymous No.23038191]

[Anonymous No.23038203]

[Anonymous No.23038204]

>>23038171
>in those days I was a very active fisting top
They're just like straights, guys! They're going to start forming families and having normal relationships any day now!

[Anonymous No.23038222]

>>23037929
>a character meets another on the battlefield
>he tells him 2 pages of backstory before they decide to not fight
Homer stop wasting my time you stupid cunt

[Anonymous No.23038228]

>>23038222
It really was the first anime

[Anonymous No.23038240]

[Anonymous No.23038247]

>>23038240
kek

[Anonymous No.23038250]

[Anonymous No.23038317]

>>23038150
it's a contradiction if you assume that gender is solely based on sex. even if you think trans women aren't women, plenty of intersex women exist

[Anonymous No.23038341]

>>23038317
If they have male parts they’re not female though but a secret third thing

[Anonymous No.23038347]

>>23038139
Isn’t this guy a Lew Rockwell associate and general Mises guy?

[Anonymous No.23038350]

>>23038317
I still struggle with this, so excuse my ignorance.
As far as I get it,
>There is biological sex
>There is grammatical gender
>There is a sociological spectrum of 'manly' as opposed to 'unmanly' and 'feminine' as opposed to 'non-feminine'.
What am I missing here? Is something keeping a counter on how many opponents I've bested as a man or the number of children a woman has given birth to in previous lives?

[Anonymous No.23038358]

Well /lit/?

[Anonymous No.23038362]

>>23038358
Erikson's model of developmental stages comes in handy as an argument, as in:
>Experiment with identity during your teens all you want but if you later regret it and can't turn it back then you could be living with a life of regret
In that way it's kind of like a tattoo for identity reasons.

[Anonymous No.23038380]

>>23038317
It's a contradiction because it's obvious that transgenders aren't trying to transition from a masculine man to a feminine man, they want to transition from a man to a woman. They are not women.
In 1984 language is modified in such a way that the party can control how people think through the language they use. Woman never used to mean "person that is feminine." It meant an adult female human. The change in definition in order to modify how people think and act is a direct example of what the party does in 1984, you can't argue otherwise. If you say it isn't so because no one is trying to say transwomen are female, then you are playing those same definitional word games.
Furthermore, the idea of "her penis" is an example of cognitive dissonance and contradiction in 1984, because "her" implies female and a penis is something solely possessed by men. If you say, "Nuh uh because women means person that identifies..." then I will say "Exactly, because the language has been recently engineered."

Intersex people are not an example of sex being on a spectrum. There are NO ambiguously gendered people-- there are men with malformed genitalia and women with malformed genitalia. A man has a Y chromosome, a female has none. The lack of a functioning SRY receptor does not make someone female, it makes them a malformed male. You are retarded, a dimwit, a bugman, a Party conformist, and you will definitely never be a woman.

Respond how you like, I won't play language pilpul with someone that is so mentally deranged they think "her penis" is not an example of at least one of these things: (1) Social engineering through modification of language. (2) A self-evident contradiction.

[Anonymous No.23038432]

>went to take a shit
>return
>thread devolves into debates over tranny technicalities

[Anonymous No.23038440]

>>23038358
That's all well and good, but comparing the crude surgeries of today with hyper advanced body transplants is apples to oranges. Nobody in their right mind should try to transition with today's medical technology.

[Anonymous No.23038449]

>>23038432
Well?

[Anonymous No.23038457]

>>23038204
They're writers, anon. They aren't meant to be normal or even quite sane.

[Anonymous No.23038464]

>>23038449
I love being transphobic

[Anonymous No.23038465]

>>23038358
>>23038449
Being a transphobe is morally correct.
One should righfully fear an evil threat to his children

[Anonymous No.23038472]

>>23038317
Yes, and they are not true women. Society acts as though they are women. But they are not themselves women. They are hermaphrodites.

If you decide to define gender as the abstraction of "being considered as a woman", then your definition still doesn't justify trannyism. Trans women are still not considered women in most of the world. Therefore, trans women are not women.

[Anonymous No.23038487]

>>23038472
They're not even hermaphrodites because they never would have had the ability to form the functional genitals of the other sex. They are literally XY(Plus any other chromosomes) males with deformed patches in their groin that can be mistaken for female genitalia, and XX(Plus any amount of X chromosomes) females with deformed male genitalia. In both cases they are always non-functional as reproductive organs. It is NOT a case of being both or even a blend of sexes.

[Anonymous No.23038564]

>>23038341
So all intersex people are they/thems even if you have no clue they're intersex?
>>23038350
Not a clue what you're trying to ask.
>>23038380
>they're not women because it's obvious
Smartest /lit/tard
>>23038472
>If you decide to define gender as the abstraction of "being considered as a woman"
I didn't do this

[Anonymous No.23038583]

>>23038564
YWNBAW

[Anonymous No.23038596]

>>23038564
>UHHH AKSHUALLY SINCE EDGE CASES ARE NOT UNIVERSALLY AGREED UPON SO THE GROUPS ARE NOT REAL
Leftists are at this level of retardation to justify their dogma. Next they're going to tell you that since you cannot give a definition of "chair" that does not rely on axioms or circular logic that men can get pregnant.
It's an even more short-sighted Lewontin's fallacy all the way down.

[Anonymous No.23038614]

Post memes I don't care about troons

[Anonymous No.23038618]

>>23038564
Yes or rather “it’s” as they exist in the same plane as ghosts.

Anyways this is a humor thread let’s get back on topic, shall we?

[Anonymous No.23038637]

>>23038614
LOL

[Anonymous No.23038638]

>>23038583
I'm a cis man.
>>23038596
Who is he quoting? I never said this, nor do I believe it. You're fighting ghosts, not even strawman.
>>23038618
>they exist in the same plane as ghosts
Lol what?

[Anonymous No.23038665]

>>23038638
I wrote about this in two short essays. No link because self promo. You’ll have to find it yourself.

[Anonymous No.23038682]

>>23038432
the record to beat next time is one post

[Anonymous No.23038733]

>>23038222
I really liked that part where they trade armor and the narrator gives an aside to tell us the one guy got ripped off because he was really stupid.

[Anonymous No.23038812]

>>23038564
>so all intersex are they/thems even if you have no idea?

no, they’re not “they/thems”. they’re hermaphrodites. they’re called male/female pronouns for convenience.

also, if you want to justify trannyism, you have to do more than just attack the biological sex definition of gender. you have to propose a definition which includes trannies and explain why it’s better. you are incapable of this.

[Anonymous No.23038832]

[Anonymous No.23038837]

[Anonymous No.23039069]

>>23038837
Who do I have to kill to get on that list?

[Anonymous No.23039085]

>>23038637
It's insane how this guy made like, three separate 180s in his life. Do these people have no internal consistency whatsoever?

[Anonymous No.23039087]

>>23039085
>you cannot criticize a topic without strong convictions to ideologies
are you perhaps mentally unwell?

[Anonymous No.23039100]

>>23038564
You're a fag validating faggots in the desperate hope they'll have fag sex with you take it to r9k you don't belong in civilization not even saying fags don't belong in civilization, some of them know when to call a spade a spade, you're hellbent on disguising degeneracy as natural and are harming society at large, also on the topic of hermaphrodites, yes they exist and yes I'd fuck one

[Anonymous No.23039119]

>>23038812
Many intersex people have penises but look like women and nobody would assume they didn't have vaginas

[Anonymous No.23039120]

>a person upset about trannies, femboys and homos discusses trannies, femboys and homos in a /lit/ humor thread
for a person who is not into that kind of stuff you sure jumped at the chance to talk about them with that other anon, not saying you're gay but you do seem to love talking about buttfuckers on your limited spare time

[Anonymous No.23039210]

[Anonymous No.23039213]

>>23039210
a true poet of our era

[Anonymous No.23039237]

[Anonymous No.23039248]

>>23038837
>Johan of arc
>Charlesmang

[Anonymous No.23039251]

[Anonymous No.23039343]

>>23038358
I am against the existence of trans people the same way I'm against the existence of depressed people, or people with schizophrenia.

[Anonymous No.23039354]

It seemed we had a few good months but this board and the broader site is back to fucking identiy politics. This whole place is obsessed with Girl dicks and BBC I swear. Is it because America is in an election year?

[Anonymous No.23039375]

>>23038637
Yeah, all these endless chud memes really prove how dominant queers are in society. Get fucked. Anti-trannies are worse than trannies by this point. Just as mentally ill.

[Anonymous No.23039376]

>>23039343
if indulging in their beliefs makes them happy why bother telling them yours?

[Anonymous No.23039379]

>>23039343
Let them get their treatment by transitioning then

[Anonymous No.23039381]

>>23039379
into corpses

[Anonymous No.23039385]

>>23039354
It seems much worse the past few days, maybe JIDF is testing new grounds.

[Anonymous No.23039403]

>>23039354
>Is it because America

[Anonymous No.23039406]

>>23039385
Am I crazy? /v/ had all the dipshits contained to BG3, and /tv/ had all the retards in the SAG strike threads. Was Blood Meridian the retard net for /lit/? Should we grass roots some booktube loser to get all the annoying dipshits interested in something again?

[Anonymous No.23039413]

>>23039354
concern trolling tranny/nigger

[Anonymous No.23039425]

does someone have the anon who dreams nightly of Hume trying to drown him?

[Anonymous No.23039703]

>>23039119
yes, but they do, and so they are still men. where’s the problem?

[Anonymous No.23039796]

>>23039354
we’ll stop when it stops making you seethe

[Anonymous No.23039806]

>>23039354
>America is in an election year
Darker days ahead

[Anonymous No.23039827]

>>23038358
You know what would be a fun experiment? Get all these "advocates" together for an "interview" and then strap them to a polygraph machine and ask them questions like have they ever been sexually abused, have they ever sexually abused someone, do they actually believe trans is a choice etc etc

[Anonymous No.23039830]

>>23039085
Leftism is based on treason.

[Anonymous No.23039832]

[Anonymous No.23039834]

[Anonymous No.23039909]

>>23038564
Unironically read current gender theory research. A lot of mainstream papers that have tried to define gender and explain how gender categories arise in different cultures actually end up boiling it down to "a woman is someone who is considered a woman, and one calls another a woman if they check the criteria that other women check". I assume this is why there has been such a strong push for trans rights from academia, because they think they can affect the whole culture down the line if they convince one generation to buy it

[Anonymous No.23039913]

>>23039909
It's as dumb as saying a tree is just what people define a tree as, so we might as well call whatever we want a tree if it makes people feel better. Leftists think they're smart when they get trapped in the nomen.

[Anonymous No.23039938]

>>23039913
The most upsetting thing is I think they're right. We're probably either going to have to deal with this the rest of our lives, or if not it will have been because there was a fascist/populist/whatever uprising or some other catastrophe in America that has flipped the 50% of the population that just goes along with cultural norms to be polite. There's no reasoning our way out and ahead, I think

[Anonymous No.23040054]

>>23039376
It doesn't make them happy.

[Anonymous No.23040145]

[Anonymous No.23040253]

[Anonymous No.23040511]

[Anonymous No.23040522]

>>23038317
>The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
"This is a woman."

[Anonymous No.23040538]

>>23039375
>someone made an anti-tranny post on 4chan
>that means that society is no longer dominated by faggot shit
kill yourself faggot

[Anonymous No.23040610]

>>23039834
Fucking based.

[Anonymous No.23040663]

>>23038837
aww, something about the art style makes them all look very sweet and retarded

[Anonymous No.23040695]

>>23039913
KEK trees are not a monophyletic taxinomic group but rather a wide variety of plants all evolving the same strategy to grow tall and access sunlight. A tree is literally whatever we call a tree and has little to do with genetics. I actually agree with you but holy shit that is a terrible example.

[Anonymous No.23040874]

[Anonymous No.23041127]

>>23038150
Woman can have dicks idiot, if it gets my cock hard its a woman, faggot.

[Anonymous No.23041151]

>>23037781
> be first post in the meme thread
> derail entire thread with the words "Her penis"

[Anonymous No.23041162]

>>23038184
Funnily enough porfiry and raskolnikov vaguely look like those 2

[Anonymous No.23041170]

>>23039354
No, leftists just spam those things because they are evil

[Anonymous No.23041272]

People on this board don’t actually read books do they

[Anonymous No.23041448]

>>23038358
Thanks for ruining a thread you fucking dumbass

[Anonymous No.23041515]

>>23037929
There are also boats.

[Anonymous No.23041520]

>>23041515
40-60 of them on average, though some bring 120 and 80, and others as little as 12

[Anonymous No.23041553]

>>23038358
how is this related to the lit humor? I don't even know if you are pro or anti trans but go somewhere else with your tranny obsessions

[Anonymous No.23041616]

>>23041272
just like how nobody plays games on /v/ and nobody is white on /pol/

[Anonymous No.23042123]

>>23041616
Oh? Does that mean there are no trans on /d/? Must be nice.

[Anonymous No.23042165]

>>23039354
Mind you own business germoid

[Anonymous No.23042167]

>>23041127
So if you saw your dad naked…

[Anonymous No.23042192]

>>23037929
>>23038222
Apparently this is a remnant from when these epics were transmitted orally and people in the crowd would recognize the names of their supposed ancestors who fought in these conflicts and it would liven up the performance (and ensure a nice tip for the bard)
Like when rappers shout out their home city in a song

[Anonymous No.23042239]

>>23041127
please, PLEASE go back to your subreddit

[Anonymous No.23042245]

>>23042192
please, PLEASE go back to your subreddit

[Anonymous No.23042258]

>>23042245
then /lit/ would miss out on having one of the most prominent Schopenhauer experts on the board

[Anonymous No.23042261]

haha

[big pp No.23042384]

>>23042261

[Anonymous No.23042400]

>>23038837
How is Joan of Arc a dictator?

[Anonymous No.23042418]

>>23038358

Reminder that the author of this comic is a pedophile.

[Anonymous No.23042462]

>>23042418
what if he identifies as a female child?

[Anonymous No.23042491]

>>23042462
Call me crazy, but I just feel like regressing into the behaviors of a baby or child as a means to deal with stress or whatever isn't very healthy. I'd probably fear for my life if my girlfriend started crawling around the floor drooling and asking for a bottle of milk desu.

[Anonymous No.23042560]

>>23042462

"I'm just a grown man who wants to be treated like a child, makes art of myself as a child, looks up references of other people's children for my fetish art, and normalizes the idea that young children are sexual beings, if that makes you think of pedophilia then maybe you have the problem huh?"

... it's almost as if mentally ill people who further cook their brains with synthetic hormones completely loose touch with reality.

[Anonymous No.23042574]

>>23038358
Gender is metaphysical. Thus, to "transition" to it is simply in the mind, not the material.

No, you can't access other's experience through the material.

[Anonymous No.23042975]

>dark humor

https://youtu.be/oy-rj8bSEMo?si=ponqngT2wY40B-rr

[Anonymous No.23043181]

[Anonymous No.23043182]

[Anonymous No.23043186]

[Anonymous No.23043190]

[Anonymous No.23043196]

>>23038358
*drops your child’s IQ half a standard deviation*
heh, nothin personell

[Anonymous No.23043202]

>>23038449
So "transphobe" actually means "sane", the way "trans" means "pretend". When I first started hearing about trans-persons it was a bit confusing... What gender were they? It took me a while to figure out how to cut through the confusion, but it is easy! Now I just internally translate the word "trans" as "pretend" and so know what gender the person is without being confused by their obfuscatory language. As in: Trans-woman = Pretend-woman, thus a male homosexual suffering from gender dysphoria, or at least pretending to do so. A lot of it is just so mediocre men can win at women's sports lol.

[Anonymous No.23043212]

[Anonymous No.23043223]

[Anonymous No.23043324]

>>23038358
I am against the existence of trans people

[Anonymous No.23043336]

>>23042462
holy shit trannies are fucking deranged

[Anonymous No.23043528]

>>23042491
It's *probably* some kind of form of self therapy for really deep, genuinely traumatic experiences like infant neglect or abuse. The kinds of things that make high functioning autists and psychopaths. Probably. No one wants to talk about it because it's really lame and weird, but there's a lot to unpack there. Most ABDLfags are women, for instance.

[Anonymous No.23043531]

>>23043528
I can fix em bros...

[Anonymous No.23043543]

>>23042462
your honor, the sex i had with that child is actually perfectly legal as she is a "biggie" and was, at that time, in "biggiespace," so that she was 25 for the entire duration of the sex act. i sent her into biggiespace myself by showing her loads of hardcore porn, a procedure the community refers to as "biggrooming"

[Anonymous No.23043544]

>>23042491
>I'd probably fear for my life if my girlfriend started crawling around the floor drooling and asking for a bottle of milk desu
just call me if this happens, i'll deal with it for you

[Anonymous No.23043545]

>>23043543
>Your honor, his skull was in "melonspace"...

[Anonymous No.23043603]

>/lit/ humor threads now indistinguishable from ylyl threads on /b/
I thought better of you guys

[Anonymous No.23043605]

[Anonymous No.23043608]

[Anonymous No.23043683]

>>23037779

[Anonymous No.23043690]

>>23038837
>>23040663
He's about to steal the Declaration of Independence.

[Anonymous No.23043691]

>>23038203
it's kinda both

[Anonymous No.23044894]

>>23039832
Kek

[Anonymous No.23045134]

>>23043603
my cousin married a woman who does this. she seemed very nice when i visited but it's so fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.23045164]

>>23043690
Bud spencer looking mf

[Anonymous No.23045928]

[Anonymous No.23045986]

>>23042462
Hitler come back NOW!! NOW NOW NOW HITLER COME BACK NOW HITLER COME BACK NOW!

[Anonymous No.23046073]

>>23043603
lol what the fuck

[Anonymous No.23046735]

>>23043196
this doesn't line up at all with my experience working in FAANG (aka MANGA aka FAGMAN aka The Magnificent Seven). like 1 in 5 of my coworkers is some flavor of trans despite trans people being less than 5% of the general population.

[Anonymous No.23046763]

>>23039069
I think it's less a matter of who so much as a how many but I think evidence suggest some people are worth double points.

[Anonymous No.23046778]

>>23038358
>You're just against the existence of trans people.
Yes. I've already told you that 3 times, stupid faggot.

[Anonymous No.23047101]

>>23043603
/lit/ has been destroyed by /pol/tards long ago, it's all they can ever do, ruin everything

[Anonymous No.23047169]

>>23046735
thats because all of those hons transitioned after the age of 25

[Anonymous No.23047418]

>>23045928
Kek
I remember that one. I don't think he posts here anymore.

[Anonymous No.23047426]

>>23038837
This is definitely an Indian poster.

[Anonymous No.23047445]

>>23043190
godfuckingdammit
I'm so guilty of this
both in literature and music

[Anonymous No.23047480]

>>23038171
>pretty sure you can't put 'Foucault's butt' in your works cited
Try me.