/lit/ made the Bible cool again

[Anonymous No.23034285]

Atheists, redditors, paggies, bugmen = seething & coping

[Anonymous No.23034319]

>>23034285
God is obviously real

[Anonymous No.23034327]

>>23034319
Bait used to be believable.

[Anonymous No.23034335]

>>23034285
I hate lit too but for different reasons
btw kys >>23034285
>>23034319
>>23034327

[Anonymous No.23034366]

>1 retweet
>9 views
Atheistbros, it's over.....

[Anonymous No.23034374]

>Normies

[Anonymous No.23034798]

>>23034285
based hermes trismegistus dunking on materialcucks

[sage No.23035178]

>>23034285
>Unironically shilling a compilation of ancient Hebrew lies and abhorrent laws
Any thinking person knows who is cringe in this situation

[Anonymous No.23035189]

Everyone should read the bible/quran/torah/etc to understand how retarded these books are.

[Anonymous No.23035198]

>>23035178
>>23035189
Atheists, redditors, paggies, bugmen = coping & seething

[Anonymous No.23035207]

>>23034285
At least we did something right. Finally.

[Anonymous No.23035221]

Christianity was destroyed by Pynchon. Remember, unlike the Bible, Gravity's Rainbow has never been refuted. And never will.

[Anonymous No.23035223]

>>23035221
Because it's a novel, not an ideology/religion.

[Anonymous No.23035227]

>>23035223
Pynchon > Jesus. Thanks for agreeing.

[Anonymous No.23035232]

>>23035223
>implying novels can't contain ideologies

[Anonymous No.23035235]

>>23035227
I never agreed. Novels are lower in the metaphysical scale.

[Anonymous No.23035242]

>>23034327
It also used to be subtle and fun and something worth celebrating and congratulating the troll who hooked you.

[Anonymous No.23035259]

>>23035198
>Grown men treat this as anything more than a comedy

[Anonymous No.23035273]

>>23035221
I can't believe anyone is retarded enough to say this. You have to be joking...right?

[Anonymous No.23035279]

>>23034327
>>23034366
Imagine the humiliation at getting caught in a false oppo attempt this poorly executed

[Anonymous No.23035366]

>>23034285
I love /lit/ for turning Christianity into a larping parody of itself

[sage No.23035410]

>>23035198
>(You)

[Anonymous No.23035452]

atheism lost the cultural battle because it doesn't have caravaggio or dostoevsky. christianity will stay as long as photos of whores posing in front of a church will keep getting 10k likes.

[Anonymous No.23035455]

>>23035410
reddit meme

[Anonymous No.23035457]

>>23035452
Good thing the cultural battle doesnt matter at all, least of all to the religious

[Anonymous No.23035459]

>>23035452
What a wretched way to exist. Rather it die than churches devolve into lgbtq+ congregations of brown people.

[Anonymous No.23035465]

>>23035459
> lgbtq+ congregations of brown people.
No one mentioned any of that. Stop thinking about trannies and faggots for 2 seconds.

[Anonymous No.23035475]

[sage No.23035483]

>>23035455
>(You)

[Anonymous No.23035485]

[Anonymous No.23035487]

>>23035485
why is he a chef?

[Anonymous No.23035492]

[Anonymous No.23035495]

>>23035492
Jews hate Catholicism. It's the cure (if used properly).

[Anonymous No.23035500]

>>23035495

[Anonymous No.23035502]

anti semites are so fucking dumb you guys would forget to lock the gates in Auschwitz being to busy arguing

[Anonymous No.23035508]

>>23035502
Hey, words hurt

[Anonymous No.23035511]

>>23035500
>if used properly

[Anonymous No.23035514]

>read old testament and really enjoy it
>hyped for new testament
>read the first two gospels
>boring af
What a disappointment.

[Anonymous No.23035536]

>>23035495
How about another weapon that mitigates them instead of mildly chastising but ultimately tolerating them for 2000+ years?

[Anonymous No.23035544]

>>23035511
If you protest the Pope you are a Protestant