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nniiiiiiffffffffffff*...oh yes my dear.
*BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
*snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff*...oh yes my dear....*sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff*....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....*sssssssnniff*...eggs I smell?......*sniff sniff*....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....*sniff*....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....*ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff*....ah yes...and also....a hint of....*sniff*....cheese.....quite wet my dear....*sniff*...but of yes...this will do nicely....*sniff*.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
*BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF*
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....*sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff*.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
*BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT*
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..*sniff*…ah….*ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff*…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….*sniff sniff*…hmmm….is that….*sniff*….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…*sniff*….a little whiff more if you please…..*ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff*…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…*sniff*….the most pungent one yet my dear….*ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff*….yes….

>> No.23025429

>nniiiiiiffffffffffff
Where's the s? You left off the initial s, you fucking incompetent.

>> No.23025448

>>23025429
The final letter is an s, so it’s really like one repeating loop if you think about it

>> No.23025456

I’m still looking for my Nora, bros

>> No.23025612
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23025612

They look like a mid 00s indie band here

>> No.23026280

>>23025396
I could never take him seriously after this.

>> No.23026297

>>23025396
He would love brazilian porn.

>> No.23026460
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23026460

>>23025396
One day you will find your foid counterpart who lacks any self-consciousness about her bodily odors and will eat whatever you desire to produce the exact right feels that can only truly be appreciated by a man of your high tastes.

>> No.23026479

>>23025448
Joycean

>> No.23026703

>>23025448

Nice one, Punchy!

>> No.23026723

>>23026297
true

>> No.23026790

I hate you all so much

>> No.23027423

>>23026460
God, i hope.

>> No.23027634

i love you all so much

>> No.23027640
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23027640

>> No.23027665
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23027665

>>23027640
*refutes u*

>> No.23029146

I tolerate you all so much