/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.2302242]

I'm planning to adopt a cat in the near future and I've decided a /lit/ related name for him/her but I'm afraid it may be a bit outdated.
Feel free to give me any ideas and/or amusing names you've heard.

Btw it's Nigger-man

[Anonymous No.2302252]

Call her "The Moor".

[Anonymous No.2302309]

Grimalkin

[Anonymous No.2302455]

Nigger man

[Anonymous No.2302452]

Pynchon

[Anonymous No.2302460]

I knew a guy once who just called his cat 'pssshhwsshh'

[Anonymous No.2302463]

Thomas Ruggles Pynchon Junior III

[Anonymous No.2302466]

>>2302460

all cats are "cat"

[Anonymous No.2302475]

Roodypoo.

[Anonymous No.2302481]

>>2302242
The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter,
It isn't just one of your holiday games;
You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter
When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.
First of all, there's the name that the family use daily,
Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo or James,
Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey--
All of them sensible everyday names.
There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter,
Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames:
Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter--
But all of them sensible everyday names.
But I tell you, a cat needs a name that's particular,
A name that's peculiar, and more dignified,
Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular,
Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?
Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum,
Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat,
Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum-
Names that never belong to more than one cat.
But above and beyond there's still one name left over,
And that is the name that you never will guess;
The name that no human research can discover--
But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess.
When you notice a cat in profound meditation,
The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation
Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name:
His ineffable effable
Effanineffable
Deep and inscrutable singular Name.

[Anonymous No.2302492]

>>2302252

I second this.

That or Horatio.

[Anonymous No.2302511]

>>2302481 - not the 4chan approved version.

The Naming of fags is a difficult matter,
It isn't just one of your holiday games;
You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter
When I tell you, a fag must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.
First of all, there's the name that the family use daily,
Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo or James,
Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey--
All of them sensible everyday names.
There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter,
Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames:
Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter--
But all of them sensible everyday names.
But I tell you, a fag needs a name that's particular,
A name that's peculiar, and more dignified,
Else how can he keep up his cock perpendicular,
Or spread out his anus, or cherish his ride?
Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum,
Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricofag,
Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum-
Names that never belong to more than one fag.
But above and beyond there's still one name left over,
And that is the name that you never will guess;
The name that no human research can discover--
But THE FAG HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess.
When you notice a fag in profound masturbation,
The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation
Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name:
His ineffable effable
Effanineffable
Deep and inscrutable singular Name.

[Anonymous No.2303127]

Get a black one and name him Nigger-man, can't get better than that.

[Anonymous No.2303134]

call him Woland