/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.22927650]

New 'toss.

[Anonymous No.22927659]

Merchandise item behind window in middle-left panel

gg ezpz

[Anonymous No.22927671]

old 'toss

[Anonymous No.22927686]

Fairly lazy one.

[Anonymous No.22927743]

This is now a Cowboy Henk thread

[Anonymous No.22927750]

[Anonymous No.22927753]

[Anonymous No.22927759]

Last one, and remember kids: Americans are natural born cringelords, especially American cartoonists

[Anonymous No.22927841]

>>22927759
Are these Americans in the room with us?

[Anonymous No.22928016]

>>22927743
>>22927750
>>22927753
>>22927759

Do you need to experience male-on-male sex before you find these funny? Seems like classic euro “humor”

[Anonymous No.22928040]

>>22927841
No, they're too fat

[Anonymous No.22928049]

>>22927759
lol
>>22928016
You’re low test

[Anonymous No.22928054]

>>22928049
The high-test authors in question

[Anonymous No.22928068]

>>22928054
>saving pictures of men
>criticizing their appearance
Definitely low test, possibly gay.

[Anonymous No.22928092]

>>22928068
Im not criticizing their looks (which obviously you immediately examined and rated). I am criticizing two “men” taking a public photo with their tongues on each other before they write an unfunny cringe comic

[Anonymous No.22928111]

Jeroom should sue

[Anonymous No.22928116]

I still don't get this one...

[Anonymous No.22928128]

>>22928116
She has the defibrillator ready for when the booster shot stops his heart. Because covid boosters cause myocarditis. Is Stonetoss really that difficult to understand?

[Anonymous No.22928148]

>>22928128
>Is Stonetoss really that difficult to understand?
If you are not terminally online/american, yes.

[Anonymous No.22928155]

>>22928148
Anyone somewhat caught up on news about the vaccine should be able to figure this out pretty

[Anonymous No.22928169]

>>22928155
I was not talking specifically about this one. Stonetoss comics are centered in american politics; obviously a non-american will not easily understand it, but a terminally online (from anywhere) will.

[Anonymous No.22928172]

>>22927650
>/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.22928174]

>>22928092
you're calling actually funny comics in cringe in stonetoss thread

[Anonymous No.22928183]

>>22928169
It tends to be the case with political comics that you need to have a baseline understanding of the issue being parodied in order to understand the joke. Pretty sure thats not an exclusively American thing.

[Anonymous No.22928188]

>>22928174
Now I actually am laughing thinking about some Frenchman cracking up at these.

>honhon ze big buff man pooped on the ground

Reminds me of them cracking up at some edgy cartoon of Mohammad getting raped or something.

[Anonymous No.22928189]

>>22928092
> with their tongues on each other
It’s just one tongue and it’s not on the other guy. You saw this cheeky photo among two friends and imagined some homosexual scene that isn’t there. Congrats.

[Anonymous No.22928195]

>>22928189
>Its so cheeky to lick your male friend and publicly do a homosexual act

Is this what jestermaxxing is?

[Anonymous No.22928415]

>>22928189
>It’s just one tongue
Lol, LGBTQIA2S (sorry if I missed you, +) metering their judgement based on the number of tongues in use.

[Anonymous No.22928426]

>>22927650
Panel 4 behind the glass

[Anonymous No.22928601]

>>22928195
>Jestermaxixng
Stuf you brainrotten zoomer

[Anonymous No.22928757]

>>22928601
>No you can only laugh at cartoons written by homosexuals!

[Anonymous No.22928764]

>>22928195
He's not licking him. Keep projecting your homosexuality.

[Anonymous No.22928771]

>>22928764
Lol so you zoomed that far in to see if his tongue was actually touching him? Talk about gay. Also, by nature of being a modern European, they are certainly gay regardless.

[Anonymous No.22928780]

>>22927650
Is Hussie ghostwriting for Toss?

[Anonymous No.22928783]

>>22928771
Nice admission of your home projection. Btw you can see his tongue is in the air without "zooming that far in" lol use a PC next time, faggot.

[Anonymous No.22928787]

>>22928783
Sounds like you did a lot of research to white knight for your favorite bisexual cartoonists.

[Anonymous No.22928811]

>>22927650
I'm not gonna lie that make me laugh pretty hard.

[Anonymous No.22929153]

>>22927650
I dont get it.

[Anonymous No.22929165]

>>22928780
Definitely not but if the Homestuck guy became a right-wing chud that'd be fucking hilarious.

[Anonymous No.22929170]

>>22929153
Its retarded chud logic saying gay people are gay because they didn't have loving parents/father figure

[Anonymous No.22929192]

>>22927650
I have good loving parents, a father figure, I grew up in a 2 parent stable household, etc. and I still like twinks and femboys (along with women). Explain.

>inb4 You use porn
My attraction to cute men predates my porn usage

[Anonymous No.22929197]

>>22929170
Gay people are just degenerate like straights.
The rule is the same regardless of orientation.

[Anonymous No.22929201]

>>22929192
>Explain.
You have degenerate tendencies.
This is normal and is something to overcome.

[Anonymous No.22929213]

>>22929170
>>22929197
Gays were raped as children. That's how they reproduce.

[Anonymous No.22929421]

And thus, in this thread, I've proven beyond the shadow of a doubt, that Americans are indeed all cringelords. Q.E.D.

[Anonymous No.22929426]

>>22929421
I'm not American

[Anonymous No.22929427]

>>22927650
>>22929192
Same. Couldn't ask for better parents, long-term boyfriend, attracted to men for as long as I can remember.

[Anonymous No.22929435]

>>22929426
No, but you were influenced by them

[Anonymous No.22929456]

/pol/tards be like
>i believe in hardcore genetic determinism in human behavior and that's why we need an ethnostate because black people are dumb, lascivious and violent and jews are greedy and evil
and then be like
>homosexuality is wholly an outcome of childhood trauma and the social construction of woke society and would not exist if these people grew up in a traditional, 1950's american nuclear family

[Anonymous No.22929457]

>euh
Why is the pharmacy guy french?

[Anonymous No.22929458]

>>22928169
>vaccines
>american politics

[Anonymous No.22929463]

>>22929457
Because cringelord Americans can't even steal properly

[Anonymous No.22930001]

>>22929165
He secretly is but knows the only audience he has left is weird tumblr/twitter leftoids.
This is why the pandering to them has gone to the point of insane parody, after the blowup over the caucasian joke he decided to simply give them what they weant to the point of clownishness.

[Anonymous No.22930005]

>>22927650
>>22927686
idgi

[Anonymous No.22930017]

>>22928148
Vaxxie detected

[Anonymous No.22930087]

>>22927650
Remake of an old and better comic. Worse punchline.

[Anonymous No.22930089]

>>22929458
Where I live everyone and their mothers got vaccinated, lockdowns ended, we went back to normal. I had already forgot everything about the vaccine at this point. I never heard anything about myocarditis until visiting this website. I assume most normal people are like that.

[Anonymous No.22930124]

>>22930089
So you blindly took a government mandated vaccine and did no research into the effects because you aren’t “terminally online”? I hope all non-Americans aren’t this dumb

[Anonymous No.22930136]

>>22930124
>So you blindly took a government mandated vaccine
You take a bunch of government mandated vaccines here in Brazil anyway, what is one more?

[Anonymous No.22930155]

>>22929456

>he thinks every gay person he knows has a closeted father

You’re a retard

[Anonymous No.22930169]

>>22928128
It's been like 4 years almost, do conservatives really still believe that any day now people will start dying en mass from the vaccine?

[Anonymous No.22930423]

>>22927743
>>22927686
I love being Belgian.
Repeat after me: Potverdorie. Hitler dood, wa nu?

[Anonymous No.22930444]

>>22927650
>Gays bad
HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA HA HA HA HA

[Anonymous No.22930543]

>>22930169
Yes. I see them saying this all the time on /lit/ of all places.

[Anonymous No.22930568]

these new captchas are kinda hard :/

[Anonymous No.22930662]

>>22930568
anon, you might be a robot

[Anonymous No.22930889]

>>22930662
I can't read the black on black characters very well

[Anonymous No.22930903]

>>22930889
no need to be racist

[Anonymous No.22930917]

>>22929192
> twinks and femboys
not gay, this is sexual desperation (as opposed to bara, which is sexual introspection gone way too far)

In the past I think rape was the more common way, but there's easier routes of initiation now. For me it was furry bara stuff, but none of it is worth talking about really and belongs in the past

[Anonymous No.22930922]

>>22930917
gay stuff, I mean. Deviant sexuality is obsolete, there's a better source of vitality now in the Holy Spirit

[Anonymous No.22930928]

>>22929192
Marquis de sade

[Anonymous No.22930933]

>>22927650
I read this more as "A lot of people who call themselves gay or trans wouldn't have turned out this way if they had a good childhood/life/community", not a total denial of faggots lol.

[Anonymous No.22930946]

>>22927686

legit i only understood it after reading this one

[Anonymous No.22930951]

>>22927650
Retarded take. If unstable households made homosexuals, blacks and latinos in the USA would be super gay. But it's mostly a white people thing.

[Anonymous No.22930963]

>>22930951
>Men obsessed with jewelry and shoes and colours and trends are not gay
>Chimp out ensues if called gay
>Biggest prison sex enjoyers
hmm

[Anonymous No.22930971]

>>22930951
Huh? Are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.22930977]

>>22930951
This is your brain on western media

[Anonymous No.22930979]

>>22930169
Yes. And they make you sterile, the low birth rates prove it! Never mind that the birth rates didn't change much even in states where 80+% of people got the shot.

The lack of mass death doesn't matter, they have a bunch of newspaper clippings of young people dying from heart issues. That proves it. Nevermind these don't mention if the person even took the vaccine. A kid I went to school with did track and was on the swim team and dropped dead at 17. Must have been an early dose of the vax in 2006 or something.

>2016: my facts don't care about your feelings snowflake. Trump won, fuck your feelings.
>2020: my feelings don't care about your facts lib. Trump won, fuck your feelings.
>2024: reeeeee!! No! My based God Emperor can't lose again and go to jail. Really he won and the verdict was innocent. Ahhhhhhh, I'm going to shoot up EVERYTHING. I can't breed!!!!

[Anonymous No.22930981]

>>22930423
AMAI LAP ZEG

[Anonymous No.22930992]

>>22927650
What do anons think of interracial gay relationships?

[Anonymous No.22930996]

>>22930979
Modern leftism is just people very aggressively trying to convince you to take on a variety of different pharmaceuticals and medical procedures. Its very normal to care this much about other people’s medicine….

[Anonymous No.22931013]

>>22930996
Maybe if you live in your cuckservative filterbubble

[Anonymous No.22931020]

>>22931013
Meds xD

[Anonymous No.22931030]

>>22931013
meds NOW

[Anonymous No.22931034]

>>22931013
MEDS!!!!!

[Anonymous No.22931039]

>>22930979
Excess deaths are indeed noticeably higher statistically, and in a way which exceeds how much higher they went during the period when COVID was circulating but there was as yet no vaccine.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2023/08/11/more-americans-dying-than-before-pandemic-covid-deaths/70542423007/
https://fortune.com/well/2023/06/17/america-covid-excess-deaths-worse-other-rich-countries-85-percent/

There’s also many people who suspect this, think this or care about this issue (possible mRNA vax side effects) without being hardcore Trumpers or fitting into the caricature you have

[Anonymous No.22931049]

>>22931039
I'm smirking so hard at this right now

[Anonymous No.22931055]

>>22931039
>much higher they went during the period when COVID was circulating but there was as yet no vaccine.

That's not what either of your articles or CDC data says at all.

The US being way behind other rich countries (your source) shows the exact opposite of what you seem to think it does. These nations all have higher rates of vaccination, in many cases much higher. And they use the same vaccines (not even all the vaccines are mRNA lol). So if the vax is causing deaths, why are the highest vac countries outperforming the US? Go look at a heat map of where the excess deaths are the worst. It doesn't map the vaccine use at all.

>Facts that undermine my feel feels aren't facts! I am not a charicature! I am going to shoot up a grocery store if Blump doesn't win! I love Blump so fucking much, reeeeee!!!! MAGA!

[Anonymous No.22931058]

>>22931055
nta but insane that you still had to make it about magatards at the end even when the dude said you dont need to make him into a magatard to make your point.

[Anonymous No.22931072]

>>22931055
>heat map of where the excess deaths are the worst
(i'm not american btw.) is it race?? i bet it's race. it's race, right? the stupid third of americans always brings up those maps of health outcomes etc by state, and west virginia is always not doing as extremely while missippi, south carolina and louisiana are at the extreme. all among the blackest states, and unlike, say, maryland, their blacks are heavily rural. it's race for sure, try again.

[Anonymous No.22931087]

>>22931072
To be fair, those states all have terrible health metrics and economic mobility even if you only look at whites. West Virginia is like 94% white or something.

[Anonymous No.22931144]

>>22927686
I literaly don't understand this :l