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[Anonymous No.22921729]

post the most retarded quotes you know

[Anonymous No.22921730]

>>22921729

[Anonymous No.22921735]

>I will here attempt to sketch the substance of the problem in a very concrete form. The Aristotelian logic of the simple syllogism starts from the proposition that ‘A’ is equal to ‘A’. This postulate is accepted as an axiom for a multitude of practical human actions and elementary generalisations. But in reality ‘A’ is not equal to ‘A’. This is easy to prove if we observe these two letters under a lens—they are quite different from each other. But, one can object, the question is not of the size or the form of the letters, since they are only symbols for equal quantities, for instance, a pound of sugar. The objection is beside the point; in reality a pound of sugar is never equal to a pound of sugar—a more delicate scale always discloses a difference. Again one can object: but a pound of sugar is equal to itself. Neither is this true—all bodies change uninterruptedly in size, weight, colour, etc. They are never equal to themselves. A sophist will respond that a pound of sugar is equal to itself “at any given moment”.

[Anonymous No.22921736]

>>22921729

[Anonymous No.22921742]

[Anonymous No.22921753]

>The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggle.

[Anonymous No.22921760]

>>22921742
ZAMN!

[Anonymous No.22921771]

>>22921735

[Anonymous No.22921775]

>>22921736
>>22921760
Wild how throughout history people have said the same thing and their expulsion resulted in a creative and economic golden age.

[Anonymous No.22921794]

[Anonymous No.22921838]

What the fuck did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.22921869]

this fraud excusing his bpd behavior

[Anonymous No.22921876]

>>22921742
impossibly based

[Anonymous No.22921878]

>>22921838
>>22921869
Yappers

[Anonymous No.22922053]

>>22921869
fucking redditor

[Anonymous No.22922083]

[Anonymous No.22922084]

>post the most retarded quotes you know

[Anonymous No.22922092]

>>22921775
The wars didn’t end, though.

[Anonymous No.22922095]

>>22922092
expulsion sadly isn't enough, Hitler learned that too late

[Anonymous No.22922098]

Explain exactly why the quote is retarded, OP

[Anonymous No.22922102]

>>22922092
Some war is just.

[Anonymous No.22922185]

>>22922053
You're trending on r/4chan, you know.

[Anonymous No.22922454]

I think this takes it

[Anonymous No.22922657]

>>22921794
Based

[Anonymous No.22922662]

[Anonymous No.22922697]

>>22922662
why is mr. niemoller so upset about all those different varieties of leftists being cummed for? i'd be flattered

[Anonymous No.22922825]

>>22921794
cunt has abo physiognomy

[Anonymous No.22922828]

>>22922454
looks like anon is another filtered midwit convinced of his own genius

[Anonymous No.22922842]

>>22921838
>>22921869
You are small, limited, and likely autistic men.

[Anonymous No.22922873]

"Trust the science" by retarded religious fanatics who'll believe literally anything that confirms their beliefs

[Anonymous No.22922926]

"Trust the Gay Science." - Friedrich Nietzsche

[Anonymous No.22922953]

>>22922662
>Because I was not a communist
>Because I was not a socialist
>Because I was not a trade unionist
>Because I was not a Jew

[Anonymous No.22922962]

>>22921794
Based.

[Anonymous No.22923161]

>>22921729
Based, I went on a rant about this here a few weeks ago I hope you saw it

[Anonymous No.22923167]

>>22921760
>promotes "isolating" jews
>instituted the 5 days / 8 hours per day working week
if anything he should have isolated his brain with a bullet

[Anonymous No.22923174]

>itt: retards post quotes they don't understand and claim they're retarded to cope with the fact that they don't understand them

[Anonymous No.22923176]

>>22921729

[Anonymous No.22923265]

>>22921838
>>22921869
I haven't read either of them. But I believe that everything people do is backwards, and it is because their desire always has opposite results. They hate the pain, but it increases it. They hate death, but they increase it. They hate feeling bad, but they make it worse. They hate destruction, but they destroy everything. Your desires are a mirror of your actions. They are pure contradiction. Contradicting yourself is equivalent to not doing it

[Anonymous No.22923276]

check out what this literal moron literally said

[Anonymous No.22923279]

>>22921794
Man on Fire

[Anonymous No.22923292]

>>22922454
>we can’t wish to know
>so we shouldn’t even try and do are own
The words of a man who can’t get over the limits and power of nature.

[Anonymous No.22923293]

>>22923276
Based rand

[Anonymous No.22923305]

>>22923293
Cf. Uncle Ralph Waldo Emerson: "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds."

[Anonymous No.22923308]

>>22922454
Nietzsche has a lot. I'll propose the obvious: "That which does not kill you makes you stronger." (Unless of course it's extreme mental illness resulting in catatonia and making you an invalid for the final years of your life.)

[Anonymous No.22923332]

>>22923305

[Anonymous No.22923335]

>>22923305
2

[Anonymous No.22923336]

>>22923305
3

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[Anonymous No.22923381]

>>22923305
imagine how much better modern people would be if they were merely small minded and consistent. instead of having zero consistency or rhyme or reason at all

[Anonymous No.22923390]

>>22923332
He's not so wrong. But good people don't follow cuck/kike "laws"

[Anonymous No.22923499]

>>22923167
what's your point? that he was an evil mastermind who enslaved everyone by doing this? it was progressive for the time.

[Anonymous No.22924069]

>>22923347
this is true

[Anonymous No.22924087]

>>22923381
Yes, now go in your big fat car, big fat American, and drive on a big fat road to eat your big fat lunch in a big fat strip mall building, with a big fat stupid look on your stupid average face. I bet you watch television.

[Anonymous No.22924110]

>>22921794
War = Bad.
Patriotism (pride in one's community) causes all war.
Therefore patriotism is bad.

[Anonymous No.22924204]

>>22921729

[Anonymous No.22924541]

>>22922662
the one thing I dislike about this quote is that its morality is built around self interest which is toddler tier, true morality is doing the right thing for its own sake

[Anonymous No.22924659]

>>22924541
but science says there's no morality and we only accept science theories that deny morality this is how you know what's true science. praise Darwin!

[Anonymous No.22924767]

>Psychiatry is a pseudoscience... You don't know the history of psychiatry. I do...Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, you don't even -you're glib. You don't even know what Ritalin is.
This is actually based

[Anonymous No.22924790]

>>22924110
It is completely accurate, it affronts the universal tendency of men to identify with whatever little republic they have awakened in. That is the only reason anyone would oppose it-- because they are still clutching to a national identity and feel lost without it. And this need to belong to a Big Society is precisely the cause of modern warfare, which is going to extinguish the species within a century if we do not get rid of nukes.

[Anonymous No.22924799]

>>22924790
>conflicts didn't exist before patriotism
bruh

[Anonymous No.22924888]

>>22921730
What did he mean by this

[Anonymous No.22924891]

>>22924799
A dozen grugs slinging rocks at another dozen grugs is not warfare. This would have been the primary form of intertribal conflict for most of human history, which saw us roaming the earth in bands of 100 or so.

War is new, with thousands of conscripted humans lining up on opposite sides of a field to see who can massacre the other first using guns and artillery dates to the mid 19th century and owes its origin to the consolidation of martial power by the gunpowder wielding kings and generals of the early modern period.

War as we now have it, with aircraft/missiles/drones and all the rest of it, dates to WW2, the next great consolidation of State Power after the wars of religion and the rise of imperial commercial/financial power.

Open your eyes. You live in the most dangerous and violent era of human history ever.

[Anonymous No.22924896]

>>22922662

[Anonymous No.22924907]

>>22924888
This.

[Anonymous No.22924929]

>>22924891
let's say you remove patriotism completely. you don't think people will find other reasons to start a big conflict?

[Anonymous No.22925005]

>>22923265
>do
feel, i.e. if hate is rather a feeling than an action. (Were it as you mean, then the 'passions' really are 'evil').
Were it 'say' then every quote in this thread would be.. salubrious. I rather like the Whitman quote, btw.
>Happiness is a new idea in Europe
Saint-Just

[Anonymous No.22925013]

>>22924891
Life is more violent in the first scenario. You are basically an animal in the jungle. You will likely meet a violent end. In the current scenario you will possibly never experience violence once.

[Anonymous No.22925076]

>>22921838
If you know, you know.
You who are small shall not know.

[Anonymous No.22925098]

>>22925013
You are a stupid fool. You fail to know the amount of suffering which has delivered you from the mouth of the wild forest to the gentle breast of civilization. Because you do not properly imagine the scale of this human misery, you too cheaply dispense with society as an effeminate film. Society is all that allows you to be you and not an animal in the wild.

If you do not comprehend how miserable a state the animal is, remove your clothing and spend tonight in the damp and cold woods. Society is very valueable, no? What is the price of that value?

The price of society is war: which aggregates and condenses the pace of natural death and violence. Nothing as horrible as warfare existed in Nature until humans invented nations. Must societies go to war? No, it is a failure of the species to understand itself.

We cannot look backwards to brutal nature for guidance. We cannot look ahead to (nuclear) war. The only option is to be Tolstoyans: societies that renounce war.

[Anonymous No.22925238]

>>22921742
You never see jung this depraved

[Anonymous No.22925295]

>>22921729
https://youtu.be/1fq3zhtSfKY?si=twd9WKIqcMkq-Y3D

[Anonymous No.22925303]

>>22921736
It is though.

[Anonymous No.22925307]

>>22921760
Absolutely right he is.

[Anonymous No.22925326]

>>22921838
means he is an intellectual coward or a very high verbal iq and low numerical iq. type of retard who says "not a" on page 12 and then "a" on page 49. retard. fuck you

[Anonymous No.22925344]

>>22921735
This is the worst one in the thread. Jesus Christ.

[Anonymous No.22925354]

>>22921742
Jungfags btfo

[Anonymous No.22925355]

>>22921742
We need to return to traditional romance

[Anonymous No.22925405]

>>22923276
>>check out what this literal moron literally said
>Bolshevik jews rule soviet union, push communism
>Rothschild jews rule england and united states, push capitalism.
>Communists send jewess to America to publish books to rile up idiots, tell them how anyone who doesn't commit themselves slavishly to one dogma or the other is evil.
>Idiot >>22923293 on 4chan calls her "based"
Are we just that stupid now? LBJ was on the right track, if jews give you someone to look down on, you'll pick your own pockets for them.

[Anonymous No.22925411]

>>22925405
>Ayn Rand was sent by the Soviets to spread her pro-capitalistic ideas
wew, remind me to post this one in the next "most retarded quotes you've ever heard" thread

[Anonymous No.22925415]

>>22925405
Stop being Jew-crazed and learn how to conduct an idea to its relevant end without crisscrossing Jew Craze Land. (Jew Craze Land is a place in your brain, which has become infected by the idea of Jews as an infectious people)

Jew Craze Land is a common feature of schizophrenia. Now Jews are human and have as much that is good and bad about them as anyone else. That is the truth. You have become obsessed and derranged. You have Jew Fever. Take a walk. Think of trees, or rocks, or the sky, and see how long it is before hou start seeing Jews, like a dizzy come-to with seeing stars, but instead for you it is faerie Jews circling, and you are mesmerized, like a dumb child before a common thing.

[Anonymous No.22925422]

>>22925415
That‘s a lie though.

[Anonymous No.22925428]

>>22925415
Sorry, I'm not on team jew or team anti-jew, I'm on team evil.

[Anonymous No.22925445]

>>22925355
Prose like that can only be found in erotica.

[Anonymous No.22925451]

Anyone who writes as much as the people in this thread are bound to say some questionable things that'll be picked out. None of the real quotes posted in this thread have been so egregious that I can't comprehend why they said it

[Anonymous No.22925472]

>>22923167
This is down from the 10-12 hours/6 days a week, you retarded gorilla nigger. This made it possible for husbands to see their families at a reasonable hour while earning enough to provide a good living.

[Anonymous No.22925760]

>>22925411
Rand was a jew. The bolsheviks were jews.

[Anonymous No.22926000]

>>22921735
The original midwit.

[Anonymous No.22926080]

>>22922662
>Came for me last
Meaning you are even worse than communists and jews, so it is deserved

[Anonymous No.22926092]

>>22922662
*counts fingers* mm nope that is everyone to come for

[Anonymous No.22926098]

mmm meat and bread yummy

[Anonymous No.22926165]

>>22926098
But that's true

[Anonymous No.22926168]

>>22922084
More like
>post a quote you happen to disagree with

[Anonymous No.22926172]

[Anonymous No.22926311]

>>22926172
This quote is way too eloquent for Dildo. I don't remember his phrasing but he said the same thing in a convoluted manner.

[Anonymous No.22926314]

>>22926098
McDonalds is so expensive in my country this quote is true.

[Anonymous No.22926324]

>>22921729
That's not something that appears in anything that Burke wrote. That quote is by George Santayana. It's still retarded though.

[Anonymous No.22926347]

>>22921730
This is just begging to be shopped into one of those dumb edgy Joker memes.

[Anonymous No.22926349]

>>22926172
this was how christianity took over rome

[Anonymous No.22926389]

[Anonymous No.22926410]

>>22925405
>implying the rothschilds weren’t behind the bolsheviks because of russias unwillingness to create a central bank
And capitalism of the anarchist variety is extremely based when you are ready to start knowing

[Anonymous No.22926411]

>>22926098
Big insight for an amerifat

[Anonymous No.22926413]

>>22926314
They are actually about the same price in California. $12 for a big mac meal, or $3 for a fresh french loaf and $9 for a nice cheese or a package of roast beef.

[Anonymous No.22926430]

>>22921753

[Anonymous No.22926516]

>>22921838
He means he gets several cocks all at once

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[Anonymous No.22926534]

>>22921735
Trotsky sent in a silly letter, we shall neither publish it nor reply to him.

[Anonymous No.22926538]

>>22921735
pilpul

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[Anonymous No.22926552]

>>22923293
>>22923276
>Neutrality is... LE BAD!
This is the dumbest thing that kike and Machiavelli ever said. It has already been proven that neutraility is sometimes the best option to take, why the fuck would you jump into a conflict headfirst? Because muh pride or some jew media says so?