/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.22890313]

Why aren't you published yet, /lit/? This xuy is.

[Anonymous No.22890328]

>>22890313
>Jewish nepotism

[Anonymous No.22890338]

>>22890313
These buzzwords sound like a diagnosis lol

[Anonymous No.22890387]

I can't wait for the downfall of the current civilization. Having to tout a rifle around to protect myself from marauders has got to be preferable to putting up with this shit.

[Anonymous No.22890527]

>>22890313
Why don't I have a real-life Dana Scully for a wife? Why isn't Yeats still alive? Why aren't he and I besties? Why couldn't I get a chance to save his soul? And what of Swinburne? Silly fool. I love him, but he was a damn fool, and why was that? Why isn't there the slow formation of a democratic pseudo-aristocracy in the United States? Why are we instead devolving into tribes and losing even democracy? Why did I forget to watch Betelgeuse get eclipsed by an asteroid, but I remembered to check the mail? Why do I love the aesthetics of Greco-Roman myth, but the paganisms themselves, I find repugnant? Why do so many people find indignance an easy mode of being, but so few find mercy so? Why was the daughter from the first season of Midsomer Murders cut out of the picture, when she was, in fact, a delight? Why have local butcheries vanished from sight, but Farmer's Markets have not? Why did Ashbery die the same year I found out he existed? Why is Bloom gone when there's no one to replace him? Why haven't we a 300IQ human on the Earth yet? If the answer is probability by birth, does that mean we actually have a reverse-population crisis, and must have many more children in order to usher in the birth of a superhuman who can leap civilization forward? Why isn't mathematics and written rhetoric treated more like sport in the academy? Is it because of the presence of women? Is estrogen in the process of neutering our societal competitive spirit? Why does masculine virtue offend the contemporary thinker?

Maybe if I had some of these answers and more, OP. I'd be a published author.

[Anonymous No.22890580]

The attack helicopter joke might be lazy and old but you can't say it's not at least accurate in satirizing these people.

[Anonymous No.22890738]

>>22890527
>Is it because of the presence of women?
Don't insult Sappho and Emily Bronte that way.

[Anonymous No.22890756]

>>22890738
Commands are not answers, and exceptions are not rules. As much as I love Sappho, I'm not so sure she wouldn't have been part of the problem. As for Bronte, I found her work boring.

[Anonymous No.22890769]

>>22890313
>this book is a real thing that exists
Are you so sure Hitler was the bad guy now, /lit/?

[Anonymous No.22890770]

>>22890313
the holocaust and its consequences have been a disaster for the jewish genetic stock. reject goy degeneracy, RETVRN to tradition

[Anonymous No.22890777]

>>22890770
It's too late you are Arab now.

[Anonymous No.22890945]

>>22890313
>Why aren't you published yet
I only started writing a few months ago as a hobby and I am not very good at it.

I also don't yet have a complete book.
Once I am satisfied with my quality of work and have some completed books then I will cross that road when I get to it.

[Anonymous No.22890960]

>>22890313
>why aren't you published? These retards publish their tardation every day on here for free

[Anonymous No.22891126]

>>22890527
Many are asking this.

[Anonymous No.22891255]

>>22890313
Them being published isn't the problem, any idiot can upload a PDF to the Kindle marketplace - more than 200 retards reading and reviewing is the real story here

[Anonymous No.22891396]

>>22890313

Can't even tell if it's real or satire. Twenty years ago this would have been something from the Onion.

[Anonymous No.22891448]

>>22890387
i will be the one to single handedly save western culture
>>22890313
your right. There is no excuse to not be a millionaire author. The competition is all retards

[Anonymous No.22891478]

>>22890313
If I but possessed an inkling of literary skill, I would gladly publish something, but unfortunately, I have even less to say than a mildewed invalid. How can I jeer at the quality of published novels when I lack the courage to write my own?

[Anonymous No.22891492]

>>22891478
Forget this, I will write something even if no one ever reads it; as if anyone has anything of great importance to say

[Anonymous No.22891560]

>>22891492
Do it, no matter how bad it is it can't be any worse than whatever OP's pic is.

[Anonymous No.22891582]

>>22890527
maybe you're gay

[Anonymous No.22891957]

>>22890313
This is incredibly well-targeted porn. Nobody on this board understands any demographic the way that Xan West understands xir audience. Piss and shit and cum all you want, xe knows exactly what xe's doing and xe's making a nice little side hustle out of it.

[Anonymous No.22891995]

>>22891957
>piss and shit and cum
How well you know me, anon.

[Anonymous No.22892043]

>>22891957
I looked up Xan West and he l died by suicide in 2020. So no in fact he isn’t making any money from it.

[Anonymous No.22892064]

>>22892043
MANY SUCH CASES

[Anonymous No.22892092]

>>22892043
>Corey Alexander – a writer that you may know as blogger TGStoneButch or under the pen name Xan West – was found dead in their apartment, apparently due to complications related to diabetes.
https://syrens.wordpress.com/2020/08/19/remembering-corey-alexander-tgstonebutch-xan-west/

Can't find any sources mentioning suicide. This is arguably funnier tho. Very American.

[Anonymous No.22892108]

>>22890313
So it looks like both Jewish, both bisexual, one on left is a regular woman and the other is a FtM.

All those words for a lot of nothing.

[Anonymous No.22892110]

>>22890313
Shit like that is why I don't think that Jews do that degenerate stuff to subvert the West. They are affected by it themselves.
I only met one Jew in my life on a personal level and he was gay. They all eat goyslop and shit like that. They genuinely believe in that and don't do it as a sinister plan.

[Anonymous No.22892114]

>>22892108
Love… pure love has changed.

[Cult of Passion No.22892122]

>>22890527
>Why don't I have a real-life Dana Scully for a wife?
Because [disgusted sigh] and you know it.

[Anonymous No.22892140]

Self publishing e-books doesn't count

[Anonymous No.22893095]

>>22892122
I'm reasonably handsome--7.5 or 8 maybe--6.5 if I'm not to someone's tastes. I actually can surmise the answer to that one.

Women with Dana Scully's personality type represent a mere <1% of women. Additionally, she has a medical degree, is a redhead, is brave, and a Christian with actual values. Each of these factors amplifies her rarity, ultimately rendering her: beyond rare.

If I ever find a Dana Scully irl, she WILL become my wife, or else I'll be forced by my devotion to become her sworn eunuch-defender--castrating myself a la the old Attian manner; I'll then live out my days as a servant--monk serving in her household. The latter in the unthinkable event of rejection, of course.

>>22891582
Maybe you are, since the gays occupy your thoughts?

>>22891126
They are my spiritual kin, bless them.

[Anonymous No.22893144]

>>22890313
what a disgraceful cover, recalcitrantly ugly

[Anonymous No.22893172]

>>22890580
What joke

[Anonymous No.22893173]

>>22893095
idgi, I dropped xfiles in the 4th season specifically because I found skully so insufferable I couldn’t go on

[Anonymous No.22893178]

>>22890580
How is it lazy, what is lazy is the inability for them to respond to it beyond identifying it with homophobia. I would really like to see something that really throws them like a bourgeois presenting transproletariat

[Anonymous No.22893188]

>>22890313
I published inside your mom last night, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.22893365]

>>22892092
Something something don't into gluttony something, I swear someone already warned that morbid obesity is a deadly sin. Well whatever

[Anonymous No.22893562]

>>22893095
You write like you smell musty.

[Anonymous No.22893572]

>>22892092
Someone bringing up this fat mutt dying is the cherry on top of these demoralisation threads, life gives you blessings and curses in equal measure

[Anonymous No.22893581]

>>22890313
Lol, this is rich. It could easily be a parody. A strange artifact of strange times.

[Anonymous No.22893604]

>>22890313
>Tags: BDSM

[Anonymous No.22893622]

>>22893562
You write like a pervert.

[Anonymous No.22893625]

>>22893173
Never speak to me again.

[Anonymous No.22893632]

My books have been rated 39 times with an average rating of 3.54.

[Anonymous No.22893751]

>>22893632
>lower than the ratings for OP with fewer ratings
oof

[Anonymous No.22893790]

>>22890313
I should put this on my plan to read for 2024.

[Anonymous No.22893929]

>>22893751
Desu I can't undestand the person who actually rates my drunken femdom spanking books and adds them into their library with their own name and face.

[Anonymous No.22894092]

>>22893622
Lol you mad cause it’s true. Go shower and touch grass.

[Anonymous No.22894188]

>>22894092
It couldn't be farther from the truth and that's why I'm not mad, but you are definitely a pervert.

[Anonymous No.22894218]

>>22893929
How do I get into writing for this audience?

[Anonymous No.22894256]

>>22890338
it is, lol

[Anonymous No.22894264]

>>22894218
>drink a lot
>have a hangover
>get an erection thinking about outerspace muscle mommies who spank intruder astronauts with thick whips
>write a story with dick in one hand
>publish on amazon
>realize that you've made some money and people rate you on goodreads

[Anonymous No.22894304]

>become fat fuck
>have to use mobility device to get around
>get to claim "disabled" label and be entitled to government perks and good parking spaces
I hate the ADA so goddamn much.

[Anonymous No.22894337]

>>22890313
I don't know if I'll ever get published, but I still write.
I've been writing about the construction industry I work in and all the insane people you work with in the field.
I don't know if anyone will ever read it, but I want to finish writing something significant before I die.

[Anonymous No.22895546]

>>22894337
Write about a construction manager who gets injured by a falling steel beam on site, and later takes revenge on the crane with a motley crew of construction workers.

[Anonymous No.22895708]

I want to tell stories that are interesting, not stories that are of interest

[Anonymous No.22896006]

>>22890313
>>22892108
So it's
>new York Jewish dykes figure out their relationship eventually, after apoplecticly self-involved rumination

Honestly, I don't wanna hate anybody. But this "liberal" hellish word soup culture should be addressed and argued against, just constructively.
>this is arrogant, privileged, you're hurting yourself, stumping your growth as a human

[Anonymous No.22896148]

>>22894337
sounds cool anon, keep on writing and good luck

[Anonymous No.22896235]

>>22895546
kino plot

[Anonymous No.22896246]

>>22896006
>apoplectic
Good word. In this day and age--useful word. I'm keeping it. Thank you for the New Year's gift.

[Anonymous No.22896260]

>>22890313
This has to be a regular guy writing under a pen name for a buck, feels too on the nose

[Anonymous No.22896305]

>>22890527
Very nice. Rate it.

[Anonymous No.22896306]

>>22890769

[Anonymous No.22896348]

>>22891448
>There is no excuse to not be a millionaire author. The competition is all retards
I just had a perverse thought of writing something even worse than OP pic, knowing publishers will lap it up if I get all the buzzwords in there. Then I had a horrifying thought: what if the retard authors are already doing that? Every retarded book that sells 10,000 copies prompts more people to copy the same strategy of deliberate retardation in an endless cycle of competition to write the worst possible book.

[Anonymous No.22896365]

>>22890527
>Why haven't we a 300IQ human on the Earth yet? If the answer is probability by birth, does that mean we actually have a reverse-population crisis, and must have many more children in order to usher in the birth of a superhuman who can leap civilization forward?
I can answer this one. 300IQ is 13 standard deviations above the mean. This would probably be impossible to get even if you replaced every atom in the observable universe with a human.

[Anonymous No.22897515]

>>22896365
>t. doesn't understand math

[Anonymous No.22898547]

>>22894337
I'd read it. I'd like to write a book about tiny monkeys eventually

[Anonymous No.22898854]

>>22890313
It's very funny how these types can easily shit out word salad, but they've probably never touched greens in their lives.