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>> No.22851460

Nice painting

>> No.22851466
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>> No.22851487

>>22851455
My life makes no sense.

>30 (soon)
>never had a gf
>balding
>dick doesn't work proper
>career went completely in wrong direction
>20s went by.
>can count on two hands the no. of times had sex

The only thing I have in my name is a two room apartment. I don't even know why I even live desu.

>> No.22851491

The right amount of fat and bounce in just the right places. Bountiful cheeks full of cherry red heat. The girl never stopped loving.
Then some rhinestone jackass rolls in. His hair a grease-colored mullet. You could smell the denim jacket clinging in wet desperation against his burly frame. He is slick and oh so handsome. Truly a "real man" if a woman ever seen one. Her heart is burning for this man and he is just living for it. Orders a round for everyone, cheers abound and even a piano song.
At this point, she is ready to bare a child here and now! He takes her up to the night deck and locks the door behind him. After a romantic and serialized engagement, the lovers fall asleep. Or so he says, sliding over to her heart drawer and taking what belongs to him by right.

>> No.22851497

I will defeat the EU. I will conquer Bruxelles and establish the Kingdom of New Merowingia. I will fiercelessly defeat the NATO armies and establish an Empire that will unite all of Western Europe and England and Scandinavia under it's sword. I will publicly decapitate all the traitors of the state and send armies to every single corporation located in Europe and tactically invade capitalism. I will expell all the minorities from the Empire and ship them to Antarctica. I will fight a colossal war against Russia and against the US and my trust of selected Aryans will inherit the rule.

>> No.22851530

>>22851497
>it's
Why don't you conquer grammar first?

>> No.22851533

>>22851487
>dick doesn't work proper
How is that even possible at 29? I'd see a cardiologist about that, STAT.

>> No.22851566

Do you ever feel like you can just be yourself around anyone? I don’t.

>> No.22851593

>>22851455
Reached the limit of what I can research without paying for books often but I finally reached the limit of what I research in English. All of the early history about diesel engines are in German and I can not read the language.

>> No.22851625

I don't like Red Pine's translations.

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>> No.22851667

>>22851625
Why? Is it too much for your shit brain?

>> No.22851719

I heard they're improving the graphics in real life because the video game industry is so successful that they need a new standard to climb over for another epic artistic win for the economy

>> No.22851744

>>22851719
This, and the first world is only nice because it has good graphics. In all other aspects it is as shitty as the second and third world.

>> No.22851757

Is learning Russian worth it?

>> No.22851783

My dog is kind of like a substitute gf. We go on walks, we go to cafes, we go downtown, we check out parks and new resturants, we share a bed and have meals together.

>> No.22851785

>>22851783
do you fuck it

>> No.22851845

>>22851455
>Try doing something for fun
>Don't have fun
>Try something else
>That's not fun either
Repeat repeat repeat

>> No.22851855

>>22851533
You think my heart is failing?

>> No.22851895

I don't know if people even want to think about what a problem Islam has created. It has produced billions of people who can only live in subjugation. The ultimate whorehouse.

>> No.22852023

The impact of AI art is going to ruin media and future generation's understanding of creation.

>> No.22852056

Suicide is extremely red-pilled and Aryan. I can't think of a more honourable way to die than suicide, except death in battle.

>> No.22852062

>>22851895
>The ultimate whorehouse.
Isn't that the west though?

>> No.22852078

I want you to call me mommy.

>> No.22852095

>>22851895
Islam is trash, but I am not going to tolerate dehumanizing rhetoric like this supposedly directed towards my race. There's a difference between criticizing Islam, a trash ideology, versus calling all the people from such a civilizational sphere "slaves", even if they abandon Islam.

>> No.22852107

>>22851895
Islam is an extremely Aryan religion. I say this as a Westerner.

>> No.22852120

>>22851895
Being subjugated is the least of muslim problems. The fact that they want to kill and rape my family is a bigger issue.

>> No.22852124

Dying for the religious cause is exhuberantly Aryan.

>> No.22852128

>>22852120
>The fact that they want to kill and rape my family is a bigger issue.
Stop listening to Jew media, you troglodyte trash. Not all Mudslimes are Salafis.

>> No.22852135

>>22851455
The more I think about it the more I think she's not that pretty. I still feel drawn to her in real life because she's funny but I will be honest with the boys: she isn't that pretty. I hate that I can't stop those thoughts. I can't bring her home like this. My mother is a beautiful woman and she will say some shit like 'anon what the fuck did you being home? I never raised you to date chicken nuggets, only chicks!' before cackling and walking away. Maybe I'm looking for excuses. Maybe I still love my beautiful ex. Maybe I'm just a coward.

>> No.22852141

>>22851783
What breed is your dog?

>> No.22852151

I would like to adopt a corgi or Labrador Retriever in the future, but I am afraid of economic collapse and growing competitiveness in the job market.

>> No.22852180

>>22852095
>>22852120
Islam is only the logical response to the Judeochristian exodus from the desert region. The story of the Middle East is basically rural brain drain. The smart and artisan class Jews leave to become Christians in Europe, well at least the Turks were nice enough to their Armenians up until the 19th century or so to get some good rugs out of it. You need to keep order still so you create a more dogmatic religion to turn your own people into servants. You look at Southeast Asia, at Africa, and it's just a fact, Islam grows into depressed and violent areas and creates extremism, the controlling religion and the distressed people go hand in hand

>> No.22852213

>>22852180
You're just a retard whose brain has rotted from /pol/. While Islam is a trash tradition, the reason Iran, Afghanistan, and Tajikistan is a mess is due to Mongols and Turko-Mongols like Tamerlane. Literally piling up skulls and slaughtering people left and right. That was the real Holocaust in history, not the fake one Jews cry about. Even Sadegh Hedayat discusses it.
The reason Europe "advanced" so much is due to the Enlightenment, which neutered the more fanatic aspects of Christianity. This of course brought its own unintended complications, but it was ultimately for the best. There was no Enlightenment in Iran due to a combination of historical factors.
Idgaf about Turks or Arabs, but I'm also not going to sit here and let a snobbish, pseudointellectual brat like you insult my race and speak in vast generalities about entire regions, which includes us.
Always picking a fight over your half-assed assessments and parochialism. Just stfu, pseud.
Also, Arabs grew in large numbers because of Anglos bolstering them. Dubai is built from a combination of Indian/Indonesian slaves and Western contractors. The Gulf Arabs are too fat and lazy to do anything themselves, but they are technically speaking your allies who basically do whatever you want.
These issues are exceedingly complex. Syria was literally turned into a failed stare in the period of a decade, which basically boiled down to competing oil pipelines and Israeli/American interests arming and financing Al-Nusra and ISIS.

>> No.22852221

>>22851785
No
>>22852141
Corgi

>> No.22852223

>>22852213
>>22852180
And I left out OPEC and petrodollar and much more.
I can't believe after all this time you morons still can't open up a book or read more into what has transpired. Maybe if we didn't live in a petroleum-based economy, these problems would not amplify to this level? There are so many factors that my head hurts from talking to retards like you.

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I really like shipping. Shipping art and fiction is one of my favorite things.

>> No.22852235

>>22852221
Is he or she a Pembroke or Cardigan Welsh Corgi?
I also recommend reading Tasha Tudor's Corgiville Fair. There are also several good documentaries about her. She loved her corgis like children.

>> No.22852257

God damn there must be something in that yak's milk. The Mongols truly cucked everybody

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>>22852257
>milk
FYI the best kind of milk is raw and from pastured, healthy cows, preferably A2. It has good bacteria that aids in digestion of lactose. It is also more nutritionally dense with CLA and more. Pasteurization denatures these good nutrients. The process of pasteurization emerged to make the milk from sickly cows stuck up in barns edible. If you drink raw milk from a grain-fed cows stuck up in barns, then you will get sick. They are supposed to be pastured and healthy.
It's not that any race can digest milk or lactose better than others, but rather, their bodies have adapted to filter the negative toxicity from pasteurized milk from grain-fed cows stuck up in barns. This is because they were industrialized earlier, perhaps leading to epigenetic changes from drinking pasteurized milk. That is my hypothesis.

Read Joel Salatin.

>> No.22852275

>>22851455
I got a job and it ended up being writing for made up newspapers that only exist for local politicians from a worthless city to perform low-intensity informational warfare against other politicians. I also write meaningless drivel. Kinda disappointed, hopefully I will not stay here for more than 6 months…

>> No.22852281

>>22852257
>>22852272
https://news.umich.edu/yak-milk-consumption-among-mongol-empire-elites/

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>painters stop using lead white
>shift from figuration to abstraction
Maybe its just a coincidence but still.....

>> No.22852295

>>22852287
Honestly figuration was dried up. Something similar happened to literature (poetry specifically when it broke up from the strict meaning of lyricism —musicality—) but it’s harder to see it because it’s just words on a page.

>> No.22852300

>>22852235
She's a pembroke. Super cute dog. Everyone likes her and she gets attention everywhere we go. My initial plan was to use her to meet women but that hasnt gone so well. Realized I just liked hanging out with the dog so I just do that now. Way easier than people. I'll give that book a read, thanks for the rec.

>> No.22852301

>>22852230
fujoshi hands typed this

>> No.22852313

>>22852295
Of course there were many reasons for the demise of figuration. But I cant help but think that any artist using titanium or zinc white will just miss out on the property of the lead white that made all these 'old master' paintings possible.

>> No.22852314

when I'm sad I think of my ex and her new boyfriend
then I remember everyone will divorce in our generation
then I feel better
I'm not late to the party anymore. I'm just ballin with my woman friends. some of them hug me all the time. ll the advantages none of the disadvantages

>> No.22852315 [DELETED] 

>>22852300
This guy is gonna fuck his dog within 3 years' time

>> No.22852323

>>22852300
There is also a very difficult to get movie called "Murder she Purred". It's about a corgi and cat detective. The dialogue is very witty and wholesome. It's a Wonderful World of Disney movie, so don't let the title make you think it's macabre.
I bought it for ~10 bucks from an obscure website because I couldn't find it elsewhere. The VHS tape is easy to get if you're okay with that.

>> No.22852325

>>22852313
This is like saying you can't play classical violin if you're not using gut strings. Yeah there's a difference but it's not really that important

>> No.22852332

>>22852315
>You can't bond with a dog or pet without it turning it into bestiality!
Shut the fuck up. I'd crush your skull and cut you up into a million pieces and put your head on a pike. Stfu, you disgusting vulgar demon. Sick and tired of you edgelord pieces of shit. You don't deserve to exist, period.

>> No.22852355

>>22852287
Nah it's because of photography. If you put any academic pose on a plate or film, it becomes immediately obvious it's porn. It's the same trouble with Olympia looking rather like a hooker everyone knew too well.

>> No.22852385

They're trying to snuff out the flame of genius wherever it may find kindling.

>> No.22852436

Postnationalism

>> No.22852444

>>22851497
>I will conquer Bruxelles
Haha, good luck with that Caliphate satellite outpost.

You *are* willing to engage in a prolong insurgency, right?

>> No.22852452

>>22851497
>I will fight a colossal war against Russia
Stfu, Jew.
It's always the same shit with you Jews.

>> No.22852459

>>22851455
I've been spending days just spam refreshing 4chan. Ignoring school work. Smoking weed more often than I should.

Idk, I'm just kind of miserable and it's been like this for the past couple years. Full chud mode. I'm fed up of my existence and hardly have a reason to try. I couldn't express what's wrong with me in any concise way if I wanted to. It's as if everything I'd hoped for was doomed to fail. Everything I try ends up failing. I hate the modern day alienation, the lack of sincere familial support that isn't a means to get me to behave, the lack of freedom. I don't even know why I'm bothering to type this crap, there's no real point to it since I'll wake up tomorrow and the cycle will start again of me rotting all day in the 4 walls of my room, like I have for the past several years, close to a decade probably. I resent everyone and everything that brought me to this, if I died and had to reflect from the other side I wouldn't feel anything good about my life.

I have some savings and I'm planning on moving to some rural south place and maybe work some shitty local job while I finish school and try to spam Apply to cushy dev jobs. Then maybe fuck off to Alaska or something.

>> No.22852468

>>22851757
Idk, I've been doing it as I rot away indoors all day because I'm too miserable to focus on schoolwork. It's nice, I was planning on at least being able to read dostoevsky in the original form if not flirting with slavic girls or buying some quiet land in siberia

>> No.22852480

I have no friends or people to talk to in real life so I end up posting on here when there's something I want to talk about. Unfortunately no one here cares either so it's really just an elaborate way for me to scream into the void.

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>>22852480
You scream at the void.
I hiss at it.
[adjusts tie]
We are not the same.

>> No.22852499

>>22851455
I might be getting kicked out of the house. Late last night I had this sudden mental shift which I believe will be the defining moment that helped me in overcoming porn addiction– first I realized that 1) compulsive pleasure seeking is an escape from pain and negative feelings and that 2) the world won't ever give you something for nothing. To elaborate, I systematically broke down the experience which typically drives me to a porn session– the feelings of loneliness, depression which press upon my consciousness as a signal of needing to get out of this state of mind, like an escape siren. And then being a primate with an innate biological drive to procreate, I utilize the power of telecommunications through a visual sensory apparatus to access a plethora of highly attractive female primates (in arousing positions or even engaged in the procreative act from which my desire stems itself) and simulate mating on my own until feelings of goodness wash away everything else. But being a porn addict, who has artificially mated with the apparitions of hundreds, if not thousands of highly attractive mates, my biological system is convinced that it is spreading its genes into a multitude of mates, while I know in my mind that I am not. And the desire to attain the value, in the form of wealth, charisma, or status, which would actually allow me to attract the mates I desire, is gone, having been depleted through this ritual of self-tech-abuse.

So with this fresh in my mind I saw my mom eating some chips today and I asked her if she had pain that she was escaping from and then she said no I just like eating even though she knows she has a problem with overeating and the conversation took a bad turn in which drug addiction was mentioned and she became very offended and I now wish that I had not opened my mouth. I mentioned that I have a severe internet addiction in which I spend 6-8 hours online a day and she said that it's because I only work two days a week and have no responsibilities. I wish I had said nothing.

>> No.22852513

>>22851455
Can't decide where to go in life, whether it be make some mod for a videogame, embark on physical fitness, or make a severely autistic car with my friends to preocupy myself out of this world. Wherever I go I wish for good faith and wellness. Longevity in life and the betterment of both myself and others is fulfillment. I wish to leave this earth better than how it started.

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>>22852483

>> No.22852557

>>22851455
Who is more badass, the tank man in Tiananmen Square, or the self immolating monk?

>> No.22852572

I'm eating cow tails..

>> No.22852580

>>22852572
>anon reawakens my desire for oxtail soup
dammit I almost went to bed happy

>> No.22852593

>>22852580
I'm also drinking mushroom tea.

>> No.22852595

I feel like a pervert masseuse no longer able to warm my loins with firewood

>> No.22852615

>>22852557
monk obviously

>> No.22852637 [DELETED] 

i wish apple music it would make easier to shut off your listening history without having to go in to settings. like sometimes you just want to listen to some of that tacky hair metal meets funk shit from say 88-92 but don't need that shit showing up in your favorites mixes and yearly replays know what i mean, sth like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qt9_Pa62f8U
or maybe:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fM3wlvZ3J3w
this major cringe shit but sometimes u wanna to bang your head to some cringe know what i eamn

>> No.22852646

>>22852637
Why do you care?

>> No.22852665

>>22852272
If you leave your cows outside they will freeze and die, this has been known for thousands of years

>> No.22852681 [DELETED] 

>>22852646
what if i'm playing music for someone who could be my future wife and suddenly mother love bone shows up in my favorites mix that day. i know just beee urself but there are limits.

>> No.22852705

What an absurd mindset it is that anyone interested in knowledge or art is expected to consume the most of it. If you haven't read all the big authors or watched all the movies of a famous director then you're not truly a smart person or a reader or a cinema fan. I have no intention of ever reading Moby Dick or Ulysses or watching the entire filmography of Agnes Varda, I'm quite satisfied reading Russian literature and watching Hong Kong action movies

>> No.22852710

>>22852705
>I have no intention of ever reading Moby Dick or Ulysses
the decline of /lit/

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>>22852665

Based house-cow enjoyer.

>> No.22852720

>>22852710
>decline
It hasn’t had a pulse for 2, maybe 3 years

>> No.22852726

>>22852705
>reading Russian literature and watching Hong Kong action movies
>not reading classic Chinese literature (Records of the Three Kingdoms etc) and watching modern Russian cinema (The Overcoat)
[adjusts tie]
We are not the same.

>> No.22852744

>>22852665
They should come in during rain or cold weather. They should be pastured on sunny days or so on.

>> No.22852803

I have this idea for a anime it’s about a boy who gets iseaki’d to what appears to be a typical medieval fantasy world but it’s a game but only he knows that like he’s the only one who sees health bars and user interfaces on people he is also around others who are NPC but they do not act and behave like them they seem very human like(convenient behavior to make them easier to illustrate) the only problem with it is it’s once again another iseakai which anime fans are getting quite tired of.

>> No.22852815

>>22852803
>anime fans are getting quite tired of.
On my flight to Japan I saw an older Japanese man, maybe 55 years old and dressed in business casual, listening to an anime playlist. Like...Dragon Ball music and sheit.

Have you tried returning to source material for inspiration? You know;
Your inspiration.
: |
Japan inspiration.
: D

>> No.22852843

Any 20th century American philosophers worth reading?

>> No.22852854

>>22852843
No. You should study Developmental Psychology and Cognition from a Mathematics & Physics perspective instead.

Or just submit to the Petersonian Era of thought and read normie tier literature like >>22852705. He is a Developmental Psychologist and leans towards Biology, not Social Theory like the the majority of "academics".

>> No.22852864

Tfw no Taylor Swift gf

>> No.22852881

>>22851455
I'm so disconnected from everyone around me.

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>22
>still haven't written anything worth reading

>> No.22852897

>>22852843
You could look up philosophical theology

>> No.22852908

>>22852897
>philosophical theology
Sure, he can go ahead and start here for lectures.

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL22J3VaeABQD_IZs7y60I3lUrrFTzkpat&si=SV60y8dLrZkH2s44

Note literature citations and read on your own time. Class dismissed.

>> No.22852918

What do they expect from me? What do they think i can practically do in my position?
They expect great things but have never given me any actionable or practical advice.
I am not my brother. Why can't you love me for who I am?
My qualities mean nothing so long as i am materially less sucessful compared to my brother.
Like i am reduced to a mere decorative ornament, and whatever inner qualities i have matter less than the possibility of displaying that their son has obtained the necessary respectable credentials, has achieved the complete middle class package
Sometimes I'm not sure they really love me at all.
If i were to never achieve financial or career success, I would never be recognized.
They would deny this is true and assure me that they love all of us unconditionally, I know that's not really true
I can't really blame them for being superficial. When you get down to it all relationships are superficial, conditional, and transactional.
My stock ticker isn't performing well so it's only fair and rational to liquidate and consoladite capital in the well performing stock

>> No.22852941

>>22852918
I hate writing these whiny ungrateful words as though they haven't provided so much for me.
But the expectations were crushing, i could not cope with it. I floundered and failed.
I wish life could be again like as a child, not weighed down by these concerns for obligation and debt
I never got to enjoy a carefree, lighthearted childhood. It feels like as long as I've lived I've been weighed down by this preocuppation

>> No.22852960

wait you're supposed to STOP drinking after the ER gives you the librium? well clearly there's been a miscommunication

>> No.22852982

>>22852883
>32
>still no gf

>> No.22852994

>>22851757
I dunno, russian is my mother tongue so I've no idea what it is to learn it

>> No.22852998

I want to die. I have zero hobbies. I don’t like humans. Live for what?

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>>22852998
>Live for what?
Street cats.

>> No.22853022

I think there's a Jew pretending to be a white nationalist on here always introducing a shitstorm. He tends to use words like "simian" and "orc". He's easily determinable.

>> No.22853042

No matter how hard you try, it seems impossible not to think of oneself as special or not to care about things

>> No.22853059

i want to live off locusts and wild honey but mom wants me to have JOB and MORTGAGE

>> No.22853076

>>22852998
>Live for what?
books

>> No.22853082

mixing multiple respiratory suppressants at once because i;m a gambler at heart. let's see how the dice fall! will i be alive tomorrow? i sure hope so, but i don't know!

>> No.22853104

>>22853059
>JOB
"Swears on me mum."
>MORTGAGE
"Mortgage dates back to the late 14th century, with the roots “mort” meaning death in French and “gage” meaning pledge."

Dan threw himself to abandon, let the dusty trail lead him where he goes. You think hobos riding the rails say "No can do, fren, my mom is expecting me home before nightfall."

No. Youre an "adult" so start acting like one and move out fo your mom's house it is literally poisoning you with comfort! Seriously....IT IS POISONING YOUR SOUL.

>> No.22853108

I am quite distressed about the conflict between my beliefs and my financial incentives.

My family is pushing me to buy an investment property. My parents are small-time/part-time landlords and much of our family income is derived from rent. Now that I have an income of my own, they want me to join them in real estate. Financially it makes sense.

My discomfort comes from the fact that I feel renting and real estate investment is the source of a lot of the problems in America today. In my ideal world housing would be owned by the people who live in it, and real estate would not be an avenue of investment. But if I said that to my parents they would see me as a handwringing retard. My younger brother is gung-ho about getting wealthy as well, he already thinks I'm a lunatic leftist.

If it was up to me I wouldn't do it, but I do not have it in me to disappoint my family. I will probably end up doing as they say while feeling bad about it.

>> No.22853121

>>22853104
i don't care about comfort, i care about not making the person i love the most in the world unhappy

>> No.22853139

>>22853121
Thats comfort, you eunuch. You place the wants of your mother for the needs of your yourself and (potential future) family, which likely will not exist at all because, you know...Eunuch and all.

Youre a sackless pseudo-man LARPing like a moral and upright person but self sacrificing for the temporary pleasures of another isnt moral, its social degredation and practically a sin spoken about in the Bible. mf "locus and honey"....bitch you eatin' cake and crabs with a ":3" face in smug pseudo seperiority and wont find out you made a terrible PLEDGE until its too late.

Get out of your tent, Abraham, and explore the world...or make the DeathPledge and die in a sea of bitter resenent to those that didnt.

Choose.

>> No.22853144

>>22853076
>books
Not fun

>> No.22853147

>>22853139
>empathy and love bad
i know you're just a shitposter but you really ought to go to church and fix your decrepit soul

>> No.22853151

>>22853147
>empathy and love bad
Your mother has none for you for she is sacrificing her child to the alter of Molech, self satisfaction and a sense of power over the deaths of others.
>i know
Wrong, you FEEL.
>you really ought to go to church
You flat out reject Christ you heretical failure, speak nothing of the Church for you walk in step with the other.
>fix your decrepit soul
I fix others, namely You's.

Doctor means DOCTOR. Cognition, Psychology, Phenomenology. What your mom is, what you are, what you both are doing....I KNOW YOU BETTER THAN YOU DO.

t.FATHER, PhD

>> No.22853156

>>22853151
aight nigga i;m done talking to you, you need a priest ASAP

>> No.22853162

>>22853156
Youre not a doctor so WHY ARE YOU LARPing AS ONE?........

Jesus CHRIST...you people are fucking mentally ill.
"I just come to /lit/ to LARP as superior to anyone that contradicts me because in real life I have jo power or authority meaning this is the only place I can pretend to not be the faikure I am in real life."

At least people playing video gamea have "achievements"...you have nothing but what you FEEEEEEEEL.

>> No.22853166
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22853166

Imagine an adult man saying "My mom know whats best for me."

"adult"..."i want to eat lucusts and honey"...youre a toddler saying you want to be Batman but refuses to train at the League of Shadows because "mom knows best".

>> No.22853169

listening to Dennis Wilson's vocal parts on "Love You" is so sad. just a man who was clearly severely unwell trying his hardest to do what he could to make his even more unwell brother happy. and then he died.

>> No.22853170

>>22852998
Spite

>> No.22853259

>>22853162
You call yourself a phd despite dropping out of school at 6th grade. Now that's a larp

>> No.22853265

You don't understand the depths of my wisdom. I often remove my feces from the toilet bowl and write esoteric messages on the walls. I am enlightened

>> No.22853267

>>22853259
Every point I made to you is backed up by professors in each of their respective fields. EVERY SINGLE ONE.

I lecture professors...you cant even tell the truth to yourself.

>> No.22853284
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22853284

>>22853108
I need to get a new job because my current job is soulless, bad for the world, and on top of it all, it's inconsistent in terms of pay. But my educational background seems to mostly lend itself to a pozzed career; seemingly every job I could get would have me supporting a company or cause I despise. I'm not entirely sure what to do, but I know that I can't go hungry. I also am lucky enough to have a girl in my life and I need money to support her and our hypothetical children.

A friend of mine recently told me that if everyone refused to work a job that conflicted with their principles, nobody would work at all, which made me feel better. I'm still afraid I'm rationalizing my own participation in evil activity, but that's just where I am in this conundrum at the moment.

>> No.22853285

>>22853267
>Every point I made to you is backed up by professors in each of their respective fields
Oh yeah, like who? Cite your sources
>I lecture professors
No you don't.

>> No.22853287

reaching that point of the night where i can type coherently but struggle to read. i'm sorry, i have no idea what any of you are saying!

>> No.22853289

>>22853285
>Your mother has none for you for she is sacrificing her child to the alter of Molech, self satisfaction and a sense of power over the deaths of others.
CLASSIC JORDAN PETERSON, GOOGLE IT YOU DIMWIT LARPer.

If youre too stupid to know what Physics is who the hell do you think you are trying to convince a Physicist theyre not?! Thats you LARPing like a peer reviewing professor proofreading a research paper you have zero qualifications to do so!

MENTAL ILLNESS.

>No you don't

MENTAL....ILLNESS....

>> No.22853294

>>22853289
You're not a physicist. You've said before you dont even have formal education. No one here likes you. Can you please go the fuck away

>> No.22853304

why do we hurt the ones we love :(

>> No.22853306

I'm tired of all the extreme racism on here, but I don't like liberals and modern woke shit either.
Why do I feel modern woke shit is being promoted in preparation for a kosher far right reaction like what's seen in Azov?
Both the introduction of problems and the reaction seem largely manipulated by the technocratic elite.
Something about 4chan's "pepe race war now" faggots feels artificial and astroturfed to me, especially with the upsurge of insane Nordicists (especially of a esoteric bent). Like some kind of secret elite do want a WWIII with civil strife and massive bloodshed because they want to restructure the world after the ensuing chaos.

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>>22853294
>You're not a physicist
>constanting maling claims about thing you couldnt know and have zero qualifications discern credibility
MENTAL. ILLNESS.

t.Mathematical Physicist, Number Theory majored

>> No.22853313

>>22853306
It's genuine for me, and it's because I've unironically noticed way way way WAY more shitskins where I live than I did less than 10 years ago. It's honestly staggering, and clearly way more of a drastic change than what censuses have reported.

>> No.22853317

>>22853307
No you're not. You're lying. You have zero degrees, including high school, zero papers, and zero citations. You've never said anything intelligent and the most you ever do is post pictures of schizophrenic drawings. No one here believes you. You annoy every poster here. Go away.

>> No.22853318

On the road home for the holidays i decide to stop by Culvers.
"Hi ya! I can give you recommendations if you like!" I bluntly reply
"Ill take the grilled cheese with fries"
She seems confused and offended by my bluntness.
I situate myself in a corner eavesdropping on the worker's small talk about taxes.
I miss this cutesy midwestern nice
I have become used to the more honest and harsh mannerisms out in the southwest.
In the southwest in the vast open landscapes the reality of isolation is inescapable. There is nowhere to hide and if it wanted to the land could swallow me.
In the midwest the rolling farmlands dotted with windmills and decaying farmhouses suggest safety and enclosure. Death cannot really happen here, I have never heard of it . Or if it does happen,
it is never singular and dramatic but only a decline into insignificance.
There's something bleak and comforting at the same time about the midwest. Like a morgue for the living. The decay, quietly resigned and uncomplaining, exists happily forgotten.
I feel sad for some reason like the feeling that I've lost something but i can't remember what.
On return what was once so familiar seems distinct, strange, and foreign.
Home is nowhere i can find.
I do not seem to belong anywhere

>> No.22853323

>>22853313
But why go around picking fights with random minorities online rather than trying to analyze the deeper underlying causes? It just increases schadenfreude and introduces more destabilization. It's not like most people wanted this in the first place.
It's a mess, but I don't think responding with a "pepe race war now" mentality work since that would involve bloodshed on pretty much all sides.
Also, if you're American, then you don't have a valid reason to complain. It makes sense for Scandinavians to care, but America was doomed ever since it broke off from its generally anti-imperialist ethos. Literally most of these large scale problems can be traced to American foreign policy.

>> No.22853327

>>22853317
>No you're not.
Claiming you would know the difference is YOU CLAIMING TO BE ONE AS WELL.
>nuh uh a real smart person would say all my ideas are smart and psychologically fellate me for being big and strong and brave when Im none of those things (lie to meeeee like I do to youuuu)
Youre not a doctor....WHY ARE YOU LYING ON THE INTERNET?

t.A Disappointed Father to a momma's boy

>> No.22853329

>>22853323
>Also, if you're American, then you don't have a valid reason to complain. It makes sense for Scandinavians to care, but America was doomed ever since it broke off from its generally anti-imperialist ethos.
That doesn't make any sense, I didn't make that decision.

>> No.22853334

why do high-dose nicotine pouches even exist? who in their right mind would want more 4 mg?

>> No.22853335

>>22853284
What’s your degree? If it’s in STEM you could try to find a job in the medical industry instead. Either maintaining medical machines or making new medical software or hardware idk. Almost guaranteed to do moral good at least mostly

>> No.22853340

>>22853108
Get into a profitable field of work without doing the renting stuff. Make your family happy by making cash money and not fucking with your principles. Also I think your right. Not about renting 100% but I don’t think it’s dumb to care about morals more then money, it’s kinda weird your family doesn’t get that unless they think renting is 100% a moral good/neutral thing and it’s crazy to think that it’s immoral but even that’s silly

>> No.22853354

>>22853329
See, this is the problem with you Americans. You don't have the sophistication and intelligence of the European intellgentsia.
If you are going to scapegoat random immigrants, then why shouldn't they scapegoat you either? The point is no ond is innocent, and ultimately the issue is a systems related one.
Going around and yelling racist bullshit will not serve your interests. Anyone with half a brain would know that.
Rather, what would make sense is to argue that human beings were evolutionary meant to live in homogenous villages (or nomadic groups) in connection with the land. Thus, how did human beings come to deviate so far from this?
I believe the issue is ultimately with the modern globalized and industrialized world. The modern world order is based on a petroleum based economy that relies on the USD being the global reserve currency, so it's inevitable that investments and capital would move offshores and rely on others using the USD. IMF and World Bank ultimately sustain that system.
What this means ultimately is that the system is at fault first and foremost. Modernity, itself, may have been a failure. Just read about the way ancient Celts or even Greeks lived. It's nothing like now.
These are extremely deep questions. You can't just go around yelling shitskin and abusing others when it's all out of our control. In fact, it may be likely that no one is truly fully in control. Just make the best of it and stop being full of yourself. No one is innocent.

>> No.22853358

>>22853334
Ow imagine filtering a hot latte through and getting the full punch in only a few minutes.

Yep...me and nicotine poisoning go way back.

>> No.22853359

I’ve sinned. I’ve lost much of my dignity in these years of depression. I’ve developed habits that will haunt me for the rest of my life even after I overcome them. But God, all I want is for you to guide her to me and for me to be guided her. I’ve never wanted anything more. I will sacrifice all my tendencies and indulgences for her. Please grant us love and commitment, please make us pious together.

>> No.22853365

>>22853354
A lot of what you're saying is true, but good Lord you're the pretentious one, not me. If you think I never speak to any of the problems you're talking about, you're being very presumptuous. But good luck conveying any of that to normies. Demographic shifts are something people might actually notice.

>> No.22853379

>>22853327
>Claiming you would know the difference is YOU CLAIMING TO BE ONE AS WELL.
This doesnt follow at all and is exactly the kind of low IQ statement you frequently make. I can claim authority on the subject given that you've even admitted before that you have no formal education. Watching youtube videos on physics does not make you a physicist. You are not education, you've never written a paper, you've never been cited, you don't read books, you don't lecture professors, you don't travel the world. You are a liar.

>> No.22853386

>>22853365
Normies don't feel anything deeply and just follow whatever the establishment drills into their head. They think something like BG3 with its multiracial gay caste and bestiality is normal.
However, normies would also do a 180 if the media were to push for the opposite reaction too. It's like Fichte's thesis, antithesis, synthesis structure.
This pattern is strongly reminiscent of Weimar republic's degeneracy and Hitler's rise to power. There are some conspiracy theories that Hitler was controlled opposition much like Trump.
This is what I am trying to argue. The system takes precedence. It creates its own complications and then seeks to solve the problems it (deliberately) manufactured.
It's not organic.

>> No.22853387

>>22853379
>This doesnt follow at all
Youre not a Psychologist....OF COURSE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND.

YOU PRETENDING TO GRADE MY WORK US YOU LARPing (LYING) TO YOURSELF YU ARE QUALIFIED TO DO SO.

YOU ARE DELUSIONAL, THIS IS A DIAGNOSIS.

t.DOCTOR

>> No.22853391

>>22853387
You are not a psychologist. You have no training, education, or experience in the field.
>YOU PRETENDING TO GRADE MY WORK
You have no work. You have never posted any work. You just assert yourself to be a genius and then never deliver anything. The last time you were asked to post your work you had a meltdown and received a ban.

>> No.22853395

>>22853391
>You are not a psychologist
>"Im a board certified Psychologist and deem your medical opinion invalid."
MENTAL. ILLNESS.

>> No.22853396

>>22851566
If you are not at least 70% normalfag you should never be yourself around other people. You will be setting yourself up for humiliation. I cannot remember the last time I had a conversation with a normalfag where I did not internally cringe/sigh at least twice

>> No.22853401

>>22853395
You are not a psychologist. You have no training, education, or work experience in the field. You have no certifications, liscences, or credentials. You have no experience in the field of psychology or physics or math or philosophy. You are schizophrenic and unemployed and uneducated and your father regrets you

>> No.22853408

>>22853401
>You are not a psychologist
>"I speak for the field of science while I have no training, education, or work experience in the field. You have no certifications, liscences, or credentials. You have no experience in the field of psychology or physics or math or philosophy. You are schizophrenic and unemployed and uneducated and your father regrets you."

You will never speak abour sciences with me, I will post citations, you will not, you have no moves to make except defemation...

Sad...he cannot defeat the truth, so he kills the truth speaker for breaking the delusions about himself he lives under.

>> No.22853409

Guy de Maupassant has so many fucking stories. It’s hard to keep track of which ones I’ve read. Every edition of his stories is just a random mish-mash of them. There’s no definitive collection of his stories. It doesn’t help that most are very brief and have simple titles.

>> No.22853412

>>22853408
Okay, post your credentials, your degrees, or at the very least, a single paper you have written.

>> No.22853416
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>>22853412
>"Post shit beyond my comprehension so I can pretend the equations arent valid, boosting my ego via degradation of another."
You need an ass kicking, you cannot learn from intelligence (brain) or empathy (CNC/heart), your body controls your mind and it learns through pain.

t.Pain Cube Master

>> No.22853420

>>22853416
You claim to be a super genius and expect everyone to just take it at face value. When asked to deliver, you have nothing. Because you've written nothing. You are uneducated. The most you've ever written is 4chan posts, all of which prove you're retarded

>> No.22853423

>>22853416
>your body controls your mind
I can only assume youre patient "comfort boy".

By the way, boarding my flight now, dont think Im finished with. A good doctor sees his patients get the help they need.

>> No.22853424

>>22853416
NTA but even just seeing your name on a peer reviewed paper that made it to publication would be enough. You are just trying to make him angry so he forgets his point. Just post the damn paper if you’re really such a smart guy.

>> No.22853429

>>22853420
>You claim
Good job verify for yourself, instead you appeal to authority of the collective

Ergo...if a million idiots think its smart, so do you.....

Clap.....clap......*yawn-easy-case* clap...

>> No.22853430

>>22853424
>peer reviewed
The same peers that are stripping Jordan Peterson of his medical license?

The same ones thay led the charge to cutting of penises?

The same ones that medicate instead of heal?

THOSE [[[DOCTORS]]]?

>> No.22853432

>>22853430
So you haven’t published papers like you claimed to? You admit defeat?

>> No.22853436

>>22853432
The best Psychologist alive is being stripped of his medical license AND YOU STILL LOOK TO THEM FOR (((VERIFICATION))?!

That like still believing in covid and vaxes and lockdowns EVEN AFTER ITS PROVEN TO BE A PSY-OP.

FUCKING....WOW.....SOME NEED TO BE SLAVES.....

>> No.22853440

I lost my car keys coming back from work. It's the most baffling thing to me right now. I drove the car with the key in my pocket all the way back to my house, didn't stop for anything and when I got out to lock the car, the key was no longer in my pocket. The car got locked but luckily I had a spare one. Since it's an electronic lock keys, the car doesn't really start unless the key is inside the car. I got into my car without the spare key and tried to find it and even run the car. It didn't start because it said there was no key. I checked in and out of my car and still haven't found my key. I'm so confused as to how, I was able to drive all the way back home and then lose my key.
I am actually getting a headache trying to figure this out and it's eating me up.

>> No.22853442
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22853442

"Mom!? Tell me what to do."

>> No.22853444
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22853444

Arthur Conan Doyle believed these photos with fairies were real.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cottingley_Fairies

>> No.22853446

>>22853365
Do you think it's possible DDT was sprayed onto children and wildlife with the foreknowledge that it was bad for them? The health professionals acted like it was due to miscalculation, but perhaps, certain top members already knew?

https://youtu.be/Ipbc-6IvMQI?si=TbjF3vf0dAk4-kdk

Is it possible the jab is a similar analog in modern times?

I cannot help but feel there is a deep conspiracy behind all of this... Nothing organically happens anymore. Perhaps, "mistakes" are intentional too, and the reactions are taken into account and sublimated/diverted somehow?

What I feel is that the intention was always to turn man like a factory farm animal, but now there is an increasing movement to turn him into a guinea pig to be experimented upon.

>> No.22853462

>>22853444
Kinda ambiguous phrasing. To clarify he thought the fairies were real, and even when experts (like from Kodak ) said the fairies are likely not real he still believed the fairies in the photos are real.

>> No.22853467

>>22853462
>even when experts (like from Kodak ) said the fairies are likely not real he still believed the fairies in the photos are real.
>>22853424
>seeing your name on a peer reviewed paper that made it to publication would be enough
Even when the board of medical professionals were found incompetent in the medical sciences....he still looks to them to be the arboter of medical facts, learning nothing from his life.

Not everyone living is alive.

>> No.22853473

>>22853467
You. Literally. Claimed. To. Have. Published. Papers. You. Fucking. Idiot.

>> No.22853478 [DELETED] 

>>22853473
>You. Literally. Claimed. To. Have. Published. Papers. You.
Then why didnt you quote the post instead quoting the feelings you believe to be reality?

They are so enthralled by me they literally become unable to see reality...

>> No.22853479 [DELETED] 
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22853479

"Mom, tell me who to follow, I cannot lead even myself."

>> No.22853482
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22853482

I'm bursting at the seams, bros. I hadn't eaten all day so I got a Costco hotdog, a chicken bake, a slice of Meatlovers pizza, a slice of pepperoni pizza and five plums.

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>>22853482
Wrong pic.

>> No.22853509

I hate my autistic brother so fucking much. I don't care how bad of a person it makes me, it is the truth. Were it not for how badly it would make my mother suffer, I would gladly be rid of him by way of plane to another country never to be seen again.

>> No.22853527

>>22853509
>it would make my mother suffer
Good to know who's in charge.

Anyways, what are you doing at your parents house so much? Should you be at home?

>> No.22853672

Sergei Koznyshev is literally me. I have no heartfelt and genuine convictions. I jump on the fads and trends. Though It'd be neat to have a book to my name like him.

>> No.22853673

>>22853409
Though you have to admit that he's a master but yeah It's daunting how many stories he has.

>> No.22853756

My childhood best friend's mum reached out to my mum cause apparently he's tryna find me. Should I tell my mum to give him my socials? I haven't talked to him since I was about 10, I reckon. I looked him up within the past year and he's just the average kid who never left the small country town, he loves 4WD and he drinks a lot with the same people that he's been friends with since he was a kid because they'll never leave the dead-end town either.

>> No.22853758

>>22852803
Domestic flight in Japan, man in his late 50s reading an intellectual doujinshi, extremely sexual in nature but seemed like it was discussing something philosophical, like that scene in Ghost in the Shell where the major and the AI are about to merge.

Are you one of those people that actually strives to acheive their dreams or are you going to listen to your mother's advice instead?...iseaki yerself, kiddo.

t.Dad

>> No.22853769

>>22853756
You know better than any of us if you want to talk to him or not. I pretty much go radio silent on everyone because I’m not your fucking friend. I could drill that into your skull you’d still be too stupid to get it.

>> No.22853772

>>22853769
>You know better than any of us if you want to talk to him or not.
No, I don't, hence why I'm asking.

>> No.22853799

>>22853756
When Frodo went back to the Shire they didnt believe any of his stories...the Lord of the Rings is a tragedy, not a triumph, becsuse when they returned he returned he was so changed by his aventure he couldnt stay there anymore.

To know what others cannot and wont for they will not venture to find out...much like many in this thread.

>haven't talked to him since I was about 10
This is pretty weird, my battle buddies from the war arent even interested in meeting back up...

>> No.22853801

>>22853799
I'm not gonna read any of that, I couldn't care less about what you have to say.

>> No.22853814
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22853814

Do you guys think e-girls gain spiritual power from the literal thousands of men who spill their life essence (semen) to them? Right now there are e-girls that have followers in the millions, most men, and a very large % of those masturbate focusing on their image, creating a link as they beat off. Or is there no effect because there's no proper chanting and symbol usage during the act?

>> No.22853817 [DELETED] 

>>22853799
bro wtf you scream loud but I cannot get what you're sayin (generally) can you provide me a swift synopsis of the narrative

what' s going on.
(love)

>> No.22853819

>>22853801
Oh, a faggot who isnt sure of himself.

Yeah, go play with your faggot friend you loser.

>> No.22853825

>>22853819
Were you not that namefag who had been shitting up these threads days back? How about meditation and less chimpouts?

>> No.22853830

>>22853825
They're a larper schizo, pay them no mind.

>> No.22853837

>>22853814
It's funny that you use a picture of her alongside this post because she's asexual.

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>>22853825
Ph, when every person was lying in every post, feigning ignorance and LARPing as doctors, scientists, phsyicists and mathematicians while being none if those?!

Yeah, perma banned too. Mods can do that all they want...I *WILL* RETVRN.

Lying to me is lying to yourself and I WILL NOT SHOW RESPECT TO THE DELUDED.

>> No.22853859

>>22853830
>larper
Youre nothing but a waste of potential, a living lie.
>schizo

LOOKIE HERE, THREAD, WE GOT US A CERTIFIED PSY-CHO-LO-GIST IN THE THREAD, DI-AG-NOS-IN' PEEPOLS.

The real reason they hate me is I call out their lies their friends and family dont, breaking their reality. If they stop affirming the lies their family will turn on them...

Ignorance is Strength.
Klown World..

>> No.22853906

>filter retard
>suddenly thread is good
wow!

>> No.22853923

>>22853906
>suddenly thread is good
"When liars arent shown the tth they wont feel like liars."

Yup.

>> No.22853926

>>22853923
>tth
Truth*.

Gunna get a new phone soon, my shits all fucked up from prolonged and heavy abuse. Im a selfish giver in the bed.

>> No.22853945

I've got a plum tree and a fig tree in my front yard. The plums are ripe but the figs still have some time to go, I'm very happy.

>> No.22853979

sammich

>> No.22854170

>>22853814
There's no effect because that shit isn't real

>> No.22854177

>>22853758
And you're a dad too? That's a new one

>> No.22854213

I love things that are edgy but I don't like deliberate provocation. Be edgy because it is what your vision demands, not because you want to epically own the chuds or the libs, or anyone else.

>> No.22854221

>>22854213
I agree with this 100%, too many people use edginess to try to be funny when it's just not natural to them.

>> No.22854230

>>22854213
I don't mind provocation, but I do object to the reactionary and performative nature of some edge lords. Being provocative just to get attention without a concept beyond being provocative is basically the same thing as pandering but pretending it's opposite day: it's so concerned with the audience's preconceptions, it can't have any concept of its own, just repetitions.
I think the not having your own vision part weighs more heavily on producing dulled edginess. Because it lends to calling on preconceived ideas of others, attempts at reference or replication just remind your audience of your common source, and how the originator of your sticky fingered concept did it better.

>> No.22854233

So what's been going on for the past 8 years or so is that I've somehow become detached from myself and rather than directly choosing to act in a certain way or move my body in a certain direction I'm more like a rider trying to get a horse to go the way he wants. I seem to think and move on autopilot and when "I" try to take direct control I find that the cognitive load of making every move and thought entirely deliberately is immense. When speaking to others, I sometimes find that I will say certain things without "me" meaning to or that if I don't deliberately say each word I'll take on a halting, uncertain speech pattern, like some kind of AI chatbot trying and failing to give a meaningful response to a query, often forgetting key words that I may have just used minutes before or struggling to even see the concept at hand in the conversation in my own mind unless I strain to find it again.
Concurrent with this seeming detachment from my physical and mental self is a strange sensation that occurs when I think about my own cognitive condition in a self-aware manner, becoming aware of my own awareness of my own detachment. When this happens I become aware of a dialectical movement of some kind which the "I" that sees itself to be detached from itself could possibly make, a movement which would constitute an escape or flight of some kind, and which I could only make if I undergo the correct dialectical process and reach the correct viewpoint before undergoing it. It seems that if I reach a certain understanding of myself, the world, cognition, consciousness, epistemology, and phenomenology, I would become capable of detaching myself all the way, so to speak, and exiting through a... mental door. Beyond that exit I have no idea where I would go.
I swear I'm not crazy but the more of this I type out the nuttier it sounds.

>> No.22854263

Dying is very based, I can't wait to die.

>> No.22854289

I've always thought of God as male, and as a father, but now I think about it a mother fits more with creation. I wonder why God is portrayed as male in most monotheistic religions.

>> No.22854319

How do you think someone should overcome or cope with just not being the sort of person that they aspire to be?

>> No.22854324

>>22854319
By taking action and working towards being that person.

>> No.22854376

>>22851455
Twinks.

>> No.22854383

Bears

>> No.22854385

Cougars

>> No.22854417

Co-eds

>> No.22854437

Who are the left’s favorite living political people that aren’t actually politicians? Chomsky? Zizek?

>> No.22854510

I will kill myself because it is based.

>> No.22854525

>>22854263
Dying will be such a fantastic release. I'm excited for it to all be over.
When I got cancer I was happy since I thought the end was approaching. Unfortunately I made a full recovery and it's back to the grind.

>> No.22854534

>>22854525
There's a lot of suffering near the end with cancer, you were blessed to have been spared that.

>> No.22854538

>>22854534
I'd just have kill myself if the pain gets too big. Suicide is gigabased.

>> No.22854551

Hopefully I die somehow today.

>> No.22854554
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Theres a hot nerdy girl from Romania (?) in my class but I already have hot nerdy gf.

>> No.22854595

And so you got diagnosed with some form of personality disorder. What then? What even CAN you do? You know how real people behave. You can simply continue to imitate them. That’s all you can do really. Does this nugget of wisdom warrant hours and thousands of shekels thrown at the head shrinker?

>> No.22854601

>>22854510
>>22854538
CIA or other nefarious forces are responsible for these posts

>> No.22854631

>>22854595
Diagnoses serve no purpose other than your shrink having a diagnostic code to send to your insurance company to explain expenses. If you aren't receiving any sort of specific therapy or prescription then it means literally nothing. Oh great, you have a word that approximately describes your problem, according to a committee of shrinks who wrote the latest dsm. So fucking what?

>> No.22854632

>>22851455
Bored at work. Normally I wake up at 4:30 am and smoke a joint, and I’m sober enough by the time I’m in the office that nobody can notice. Today I skipped the joint, and I skipped the cigs, and I feel like there’s glass flowing through my veins. Grabbed a redbull from the gas station before hitting the subway, guy ahead of me was buying Visine and Twinkies, I hope he had a good morning and doesn’t feel like his pot consumption is holding him back

>> No.22854638

>>22854632
If I smoke weed at any point during the day, I am fucked until the next day. Weed makes me almost non-verbal and completely fucking stupid. On a break currently for work drug testing.

>> No.22854669

>>22851566
I'm only myself around my best friend, but only because he is almost as much of a 4chan autist as me.

>> No.22854671

>>22854638
It definitely is a retardifier, I can do work small talk a little but anything else social is pretty much impossible. Over the past 10 years of smoking I’ve had a few extended breaks and I’ll spend the time during those breaks like talking to strangers in bars, but when I’m deep in it I’ll just go home and get blasted and watch YouTube until I pass out

>> No.22854674

>>22851491
dont stop im almost there

>> No.22854688

>>22851455
I should get a therapist so I can bug them with my dumb inane thoughts instead of my friends and family and you guys

>> No.22854705

the beast in me desu senpai

>> No.22854744

Nursing my beer, not because I'm a light drinker, but because I am on Xanax

>> No.22854935

Would I turn into a centrist if I consume both nazi Chud and commie trannie literature ?

>> No.22854936

>>22851455
Neo-nietzscheanism is disguised slave morality by impotent weaklings using it as a way to cope with the failure and extinction of their race, and to express resentment against those who win over them.

>> No.22854961

>>22854935
No i think it would make you more American

>> No.22854966

AI girlfriends are based, we need a genetic filter

>>22852023
Based

>>22852078
Unbased, it means you are old and have no eggs

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>>22851455
I installed Linux, didn't realise all the opened incognito tabs show up on the bottom, and sent a full screenshot of my display to someone. Now they see all the fucked up Mike Adriano porn I have open...

>> No.22855013

I want a time in a rugged lifestyle backdropped by epic landscapes. I want to spend a season as a Colorado ranch hand, a Montana hunting guide, or an Alaskan fisherman.

>> No.22855060

Picking a career is so fucking hard. You’re basically fucked and can only do STEM if you can’t get into a top 20 school.

>> No.22855075

Just listening to one of Ciaphas Cain's audiobooks, when I stumbled upon a reference to Dune. "Fear is the mind-killer".
Thought it was neat.

>> No.22855082

>>22851593
Basest anon I've ever seen

>> No.22855141

>>22855013
You're a gay escapist
It will be possible with deep dive VR in 10-20 years

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>>22854177
Yes.

The vast majority of you people cannot tell the difference between parenting or compentent authority and oppresive and baseless abuse because your fathers are abject failures in every sense of the word except economic and political production units.

>> No.22855176

>>22855154
dysgenic

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>>22855176
Youre not a geneticist and know nothing of organic genomics, right?

Not a doctor but hold your medical opinions above doctors for the "lobster claws up" feeling? Dont know what else to do but LARP the winner?

Chess with a pigeon?

>> No.22855200

why do you keep spouting about feeling disappointed that your acquaintances mock or humiliate your writings?
they're the last people i want reading what i write.

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>>22855200
https://youtu.be/CjHuwBO2Qp4

Retvrn when you've arrived.

>> No.22855267

>>22855154
Shouldn't you be at home being a father to your kid instead of exploring the orient or whatever the hell it is you're doing

>> No.22855275

A story idea I have had is about a bunch of guys begin transported to a island it’s just men too no women and I kind of wonder what that would be like and yes am aware of the similarities to Lord of the Flies. I imagine what would immediately happen is the more anarchist would go crazy and start murdering since there are no laws holding them back I also believe the stronger more masculine guys would go off by themselves to find resources while the more “beta” males would form groups to allocate this stuff. Another thing I believe would happen is some guys whoring themselves out for resources some dudes would definitely be willing to do it which as why I believe this would work better as an anime as you can explore this stuff like the MC having a feminine looking friend he wants to protect from getting r*ped by the other guys or something. I feel like you can do a lot like can you escape the island? If you can should you? A lot questions.

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>>22855267
>Shouldn't you...
When you can no longer defend yourself you will attempt to debase another.

Sons dont lecture the Father, boy, I have dealing with nations and peoples. Men work is dark places so boys like you can LARP the man of the house.

>> No.22855317

4chan has changed in the past two weeks
I hide 90% of the catalog with shift+click but ten minutes later it resets and I'm left with all the shit and it's pissing me off.

What can I do about it? did they merge 4chan and 4channel again I notice they've made the red board links visible again?

>> No.22855323

I studied esoteric archetype theory in conjunction with Jung and realized what I love about women, and noticed my gay tendencies have receded since then.

>> No.22855327

>>22855282
>I have dealing with nations and peoples
You're on vacation, retard

>> No.22855341

>>22855141
I just want my life story to be worth reading and as with any good story it’s important to be eventually and evocative. Ironically, I’ve spent my entire life being 25% of the person I’ve always wanted to be. Always did the thing, but never really all the way, never really successfully.

>> No.22855347

Welp, I dropped the ball again. Been trying to nofap for religious reasons on paper, but realistically it's like a personal challenge. Lasted 3 weeks again. Woke up today and just found myself unconsciously doing it, you know? And then it just started happening. But here's the thing: Still going no porn, which I consider a win, and honestly, I couldn't even coom. Yeah, I think the thought of breaking my streak and having to >confess this mortal sin (again) at church just kills the vibe now and there's no true relaxation anymore. Anon again with the same thing, okay, here's your penance: Stop being a coomer.

I think I'm getting closer to figuring this out though. I don't think the problem is lust, which you would think, but rather sloth: I guess I simply get bored and use fapping as a means to relax after a stressful, or want a relaxing start to a known stressful day. It's not right, I gotta substitute this with something else, I gotta do better. Thanks for reading my blog, hopefully next year it just doesn't happen anymore.

>> No.22855351

>>22855275
Have you ever seen 28 Days Later? It would have a vibe like the soldier compound within two weeks. All the physically fit and skilled guys would band together out of sheer necessity and utility, and all the worst most worthless most neurotic retards would sink to the bottom of the hierarchy. Within a week or two the first crises of scarcity and the first basic organizational disputes would start hitting, and there would be a large group of slightly less retarded retards who in the meantime had befriended the total neurotic fuckups and tranny types at the bottom of the hierarchy, and what would happen is the more sociopathic and autistically single-minded among the "alphas" (physically intimidating, dangerous, or possessing useful skills) would form a very rough consensus about culling and abandoning the losers, and the middle class of doughy mediocrities would have to choose whether to go with the sociopathic, unstable consensus of alphas or to stay on the beach with the neurotic trannies even they acknowledge are doomed and dead weight.

A majority would choose to abandon the trannies but the more cerebral sensitive soul types would stay behind to die with the trannies. This would probably be the first time someone kills someone, as the psychopaths and true chimp-souls among the alpha pack start trying to resolve dissensus by asserting authority, or simply get frustrated and lash out.

Within a few more weeks it'd be full-blown 28 Days Later, with lots of pointless deaths and streaks of homosexual sadism as you rightly say.

The problem is that 4chan is a random distribution of fuckups which includes the aforementioned chimp-souls and a smattering of actual combat vets and other reasonably capable people, as well as total degenerates. I feel like the real interesting question is what a bunch of relatively thoughtful autists would do. But with a group actually representative of 4chan's population, the 5-20% of capable and semi-capable guys, plus some just plain freakishly large roid-raging hyper-opinionated Joe Rogan schizos/psychos, whom the alphas bring along as much out of semi-respect for their "big man" energy as out of plain fear and desire to postpone "dealing with the roid-raging Rogan guy" as long as possible, would inevitably cause gay sexual sadism Lord of the Flies scenarios in record time. The other constant is that the neurotic trannies would just lie down and die on the beach the first time the nascent alpha pack sets down rules for who gets to eat.

>> No.22855353

Yo can whiteoids die off already. Both sois and xitter larpers are annoying

>> No.22855355

>>22855347
Eliminate porn and only do it in the shower or before bed, and only while thinking of normal sex with an actual woman you love (no weird shit, ideally no dominance dynamics). This will give you an outlet but also take some of the fun out of it. Then go down to once every 2 days, then 3, and see where it goes from there.

>> No.22855357

>>22855347
Turning point is 3 months
If you want to jack off just pour cold water on your dick. It works

>> No.22855358

>>22855267
He's a larper. He doesn't have a kid.

>> No.22855360

>>22855351
In addition to the soldier compound in 28 Days Later, also watch the village massacre in Platoon and pay attention Barnes' character. A real Lord of the Flies scenario always favors Barnes types.

>> No.22855361

>>22855355
Doesnt work like that. Porn is permafried on the brain, all masturbation leads back to watching porn eventually

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i hate my phone dependency.
i'll live w/o using my phone for the week. everything will be done through my pc and vocal cords.
i sincerely hope JKCS devs get their models properly trained by next week.
goodbye.

>> No.22855432

How common is the feeling of wishing you could do your adult life over now? It seems very common, particularly among people who didn’t have a great university experience.

>> No.22855449

>>22855323
Might be the first time Jung made someone less gay

>> No.22855452

>>22855361
ok coomer

>> No.22855455

>>22855432
literally called a quarterlife and/or midlife crisis my guy, very common. the good news? it's not too late. the bad news? you have to put the work in if you want to get the results you want. no coping

>> No.22855475

Billions must die.

>> No.22855481

Do you think writers need to have conviction? Do you think they just have to be born with it? I’m listening to this Scott Masson lecture on Horace and where Horace says you have to choose material for which you’re up to the task and he says how Milton knew he would be England’s great poet by he was 19. He said basically that if you’re going to write anything great, you’ll know it, and I guess know it early. Now that I think of it, I’m not aware of any really good writers who wrote about having doubted their abilities. All of them seem to have at all times been convinced of their skill. The only one I’m aware of who admitted they wrote a lot of trash is Steven King, which I suppose makes sens e

>> No.22855507

>>22855481
It gets to the point that the story you have imagined in your head is likely unlike anything else, even if it borrows heavily from others. Spending time contemplating or doubting your abilities is time spent not writing. You must write to become a writer. Skill is not necessary, conviction is.

>> No.22855514

Strong men can create weak men but weak men can't create strong men.

>> No.22855538

I'll quit my job and pretend my best friend hired me to do computer stuff. This is the only way I could possibly get enough free time to learn marketable skills.

>> No.22855557

>>22855507
I feel like you didn’t even read what I asked. I wasn’t asking about skill. Someone might have a lack of conviction and yet have the skill. I’m thinking about the importance of conviction specifically. You seem to think it’s essential, but you didn’t make that clear and didn’t specify. Do you imagine good writers are always resolute in their conviction? Always have been? Can they ever falter? You didn’t really say what you think.

>> No.22855562

>>22855538
How do you survive? I think I’m going to quit my job in the new year but I’m off work until the 3rd.

>> No.22855576

>>22855562
> how do you survive
That problem only exists if you believe in it

>> No.22855616

I discovered, tonight, that my father has cancer, and he's not sure how serious it is, either because his doctors couldn't tell him or didn't.
In turn, I don't know how serious it is; some things lead me to believe that it's nothing serious because of how soon (I think) it was diagnosed, but what weights on me is the fact that I can't know how I should feel about it and how worried I should be.
Is that right? What do I do?

>> No.22855647

What do I need to do to be more charismatic? I have the personality of a brown paper bag because I’m depressed and I’m depressed because I have the personality of a brown paper bag. This all started five years ago when I got off drugs and became acutely aware of my inadequacies and hideousness. At this point, it’s my personality which feeds my depression because it results in a lack of success and my depression feeds my uncharismatic personality. It’s like a vicious cycle.

>> No.22855666

>>22855647
you need to pretend that you know what you're doing, whatever you're doing, everything should have a clear air of intention behind it

>> No.22855691

>>22855327
>on vacation
Ive studied thousand of artifacts, art pieces and painting, geometries of cathedrals, temples, mosques, talked with locals about histories, mythos and folk lore, religions and more. Analysing the physiology of hundreds of thousands of faces, reverse engineering possible human migratory pattern in a 3.5 dimensional global map.

Oh, all while attending lectures on Physics and Mathematics and shit, because my phone isnt a toy...its the repository of human knowledge.

Im literally the leading expert on "Humanity", bar none, hand down. "That guy" isnt going to be "normie faggotry" like midwit dunces like you expect....a TV personality like Neil Tyson or Bill Neigh.

>> No.22855706

Do you believe in zombies?

>> No.22855738

>>22855691
Translation: you've been to museums and tourist sites and you watched some youtube videos about math. Go home, be with your family, you're wasting your time on this stupid garbage while your kid grows up fatherless

>> No.22855742

>>22854319

You have to be what you are and what you are capable of being. There is no point in having an unrealistic aspiration. Most people are average, they are not going to excel, so they have to find meaning elsewhere, such as in family. Cultivate your garden. This is what maturity implies.

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very difficult time of year for me. cancelled going to Christmas with my parents (even though they live 10 minutes away). Being around them is too painful and they really haven't ever acted in my best interest. got to cut them off before they drag me down with them.

idk. I expected to feel more after doing this, but all I feel is numb. legitimately cannot understand why they would have treated me this poorly in life.

looks like I'll be spending Christmas Eve with the Jews at the local Chinese restaurant. drown my sorrows in hot pot and cigarettes

>> No.22855756

>>22855455
it's still a midlife crisis LMAO. no one of the younger generations is living past 60

>> No.22855767

>>22855666
I don’t have a problem projecting competence. It’s just likability. People trust that I know what I’m doing and can do things well. They just don’t want to talk to me or be around me.

>> No.22855793

>>22855738
>Translation
Great channel, highly recommend it.
https://youtu.be/I_tT3N623Rc

No, son, museums are curated antiques by lackies with PhD. I look for what they have no qualifications to look for. They arent cross referencing pieces across times and spaces. THATS MY JOB, NOT THEIRS.

I FIND THEIR MISTAKES.

Stop "hypooothesizing" out your ass to not feel inferior...MEN DONT DO THAT, THATS FEMALE BEHAVIOR, BOY.

>> No.22855797

>>22855738
>your kid grows up fatherless
Oh, and you dont have a father, you have two moms but one has a penis...or he wasnt around because the mother ran him off....you act like an underhanded lying bitch, FATHERLESS

>> No.22855800

Hey, hey tripfag, post some pf your published work. OH WAIT YOU'RE JUST AN AUTISTIC LARPER WHO DOXX'D HIMSELF AND HAS DONE NOTHING OF MERIT.

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>>22851455
I have 50 bucks in my bank account and I accidentally automatically paid for a game instead of pay later. One of my meds ran out, I hit a goddamn nerve in my arm and now I can't bend it right and my hormones are all out of whack, so everything feels like the end of the fucking world right now. I don't want to eat a bullet, but it's pretty goddamn close.

>> No.22855819

>>22855800
>publish
I dont have to, people in the field are doing it for me. Jordan peterson doing it in Psychology, I was a fan of his back when was just a no name professor pwning libs.

Michael Levin making groundbreaking work in BioPhysics....SEVERAL YEARS AFTER I DID IT.

Norman Wildberger being shilled in /sci/, Number Theory being take more seriously.

Randal Carlson and Graham Hancock rewritting humaj history.

Deepstate, Epsteins Island, New World Order.

Why publish when they have the labs and the tolerance of shitbags like you?

>those people arent you
Yeah, Im better, theyre the segments of my whole.

>>22853965
THIS IS HOW SPECIES EVOLVES IN UNISON.

PHYSICS.

NOW YOUR DUMB SHIT.

>> No.22855828

>>22855802
What game?
I'll say you deserve a bullet or not depending on the game.

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>>22855800
>DONE NOTHING OF MERIT.
All you can do is lie because there is no truth in your kind.

Humans are the synogogue of Satan, the people of the Lies. It literally hurts me seeing people like you so brainwashed as to be unable to percieve reality in any way except selfishly or destructively.

Full of hate, lies and evil desires...

>> No.22855856

>>22855819
You just watch joe rogan and have an ineriority complex, derp-kun.

>> No.22855866

>>22855797
See this is what I'm talking about, you're obsessed with everyone else's lack of a father but you're doing the same thing to your own kid

>> No.22855872

>>22855855
I just point out self righteous charlatans wherever they lurk, and you sir are captian charlatan.

>> No.22855875

Ate some free olives I stole from the fridge at work and my fingers somehow smell like the pussy of this bitch I liked and now I'm sad

>> No.22855885

>>22855856
>joe rogan
Joe is what you know, that is your level of understanding.

To you Joe is legit, otherwise you would have pointed to a hack in the field, not a radio show host...

Go to class, the fields of Biology and Cognition HAVE changed, not might....DID
https://youtu.be/ZmRaIQOlxTY

>> No.22855889

Tonight I'm having my christmas dinner with my girlfriend: 24 hour brined chicken, jalapeno and bacon creamed corn, mashed turnips and potatoes, and blaukraut. It's going to be awesome but I didnt do the dishes. I hope this gourmet tiramisu I bought her makes up for that.

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>>22855866
>you're doing the same
Your dovorce laws are a cover foe human trafficking, you nation is Satanic build on human sacrifice.

>"See"
....No, Boy....YOU HAVE NO EYES AT ALL.

Talking like an expert to me IS lying.
Saying "You" IS lying.
Claiming what I do IS lying.

ALL FATHERLESS BEHAVIOR, SOCIETY RUINATION

>> No.22855896

Nice to know I'm in the Slavs and Christmas isn't celebrated until the 6th and 7th of January. Fuck Western 'culture'.

>> No.22855897

I am arguably the world's most muscular Nazi

>> No.22855901
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God is Solid State Intelligence.

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>>22855872
I could literally strangle you to death and there would be nothing you could do about it, all while lecturing you about your Psychological deficiecies.

AGAIN.

YOU PEOPLE CANNOT STOP LYING, EVERY POST.

EVERY TIME, YOU LIE....

SYSNOGOGUE OF SATAN, PEOPLE OF THE LIE.

>> No.22855910

>>22855897
You could have said you're the world's most muscular faggot and the sentence wouldn't have lost anything of it's meaning.

>> No.22855912

Day four of no shower. Just had a relapse.

>> No.22855915

>>22855910
>it's
you just singlehandedly discredited anti-nazism by association more than ten thousand holocausts could ever discredit nazism

>> No.22855919

I'm a gay nigger

>> No.22855921

>>22855753
sorry to hear what you're going through anon. hope things get better :(

>> No.22855925

>>22855915
I'm more Germanic than you obviously because of my grammar mistakes.
You, you are a civilized Med, nazism is none of your business.

>> No.22855930

>>22855921
>hope things get better
They already are, he doesnt have emotional parasites in his life anymore.

>> No.22855933

>>22855919
Look at it this way, at least you're not a woman.

>> No.22855934

>>22855925
Will let you sleep with my daughter for 500 shekels.

>> No.22855951

>>22855933
Your species doesnt even know what a woman is. The second you say XX chomosomes I post one built like a fridge and get >her in responses.

Its hybridized species, related to origins of all species on earth in a sequencial pattern. Origin of Life, thats not even my forté as Im not a Chemist.

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Ah oh oh ah oh oh ah

>> No.22855966

>>22855959
The third game wasn't half bad either, although I hated that slovenly faggot Lanky Kong

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>>22855951
DONKEY KONG WIKI


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DONKEY KONG WIKI
DK Rap
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DKRap
Game screen of the DK Rap performance in the game Donkey Kong 64 for Nintendo 64.
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The DK Rap is a rap song about Donkey Kong and his friends that plays during the introduction cutscene of the game Donkey Kong 64. It was written by Grant Kirkhope[1] and performed by George Andreas and Chris Sutherland.


History
The DK Rap was originally written as a joke (as stated by Kirkhope on his own website[2]), however it made it into the opening cutscene of Donkey Kong 64.

The DK Rap is very infamous for its corny lyrics, particularly Lanky Kong's verses, and the fact that it contains the word "hell" in Chunky Kong's verses, despite being featured in an E-Rated game. A possible reasoning for this is that Rare, the game's developer, is based in the United Kingdom, where "hell" is not considered profanity and was also considered a slang term in the used context.

The DK Rap returned in the game Super Smash Bros. Melee, performed here by James W. Norwood Jr., where it became the music theme for the stage Kongo Jungle[3]. The third and fifth verses describing Tiny Kong and Diddy Kong were sung faster, and the word "hell" was replaced with "heck". It is possible this was one of the main reasons for re-doing the rap. The DK Rap is also reused in the game Donkey Konga, as one of the game's many songs. It also came back in the game Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, but with Lanky and Chunky Kong's verses removed.

The Rap was used in The Super Mario Bros. Movie during Donkey Kong's introduction scene. Kirkhope however was uncredited for the song's usage in the film.

Original Lyrics
Here, here, here we go

So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap

As we take you through this monkey rap!

Huh!

DK! Donkey Kong!

He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His Coconut Gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the D.K. crew!
Huh!

DK! Donkey Kong!
DK! Donkey Kong is here!

>> No.22855968

Vodka "martinis" are an abomination in the eyes of God

>> No.22855970

>>22855951
>Origin of Life, thats not even my forté as Im not a Chemist
https://youtu.be/nrviKiITXcQ

Check our his works, last time I really researched this topic was like 25 years ago.

>> No.22855973

>>22855966
I've only beaten the first and am over halfway in the second one. Afterwards, I will play Tropical Freeze.

I will play third one next year maybe. I am pressed for time.

>> No.22855977

>>22855973
If you don't 102%/103% them you basically didn't even play them and should probably smash your SNES to pieces

>> No.22855983

>>22855828
i shall not tell you

>> No.22855985

Couldn't get erect tonight. First ever.
Was awkward with the gf.
I should stop watching porn forever. It's really bad

>> No.22855995

>>22855985
I had this problem for a while but it resolved itself after I started fucking guys

>> No.22856001

>>22855977
Stfu, autistic garbage fag.
I have better taste in games, literature, film, and more than you.
You should show me the outmost respect.

>> No.22856003

>>22855995
gross

>> No.22856024

I like getting bloody wounds on my body. The grosser the better. I like seeing blood flowing out of my skin. I like that state of agony in wich the pain isn't stopping. I like to see how my body slowly heals the wound away getting back to it's normal gorm.

>> No.22856035

>>22856003
Dude you have no idea

>> No.22856041

>>22855995
We get it, you're a gay faggot who fapped too much no you can't get off of normal sex anymore

>> No.22856059

>>22856041
Yeah but I never get tired of reminding you

>> No.22856082

Does anyone here even know that /gioyc/ on the advice board is 10x better than this shitshow?

>> No.22856087

I'm so fucking pissed. I am sick AGAIN and right before christmas too. Ive been sick every month since September. I dont get it. I'm not vaxxed, I'm not a fat slob, I've never been sickly in my life. I exercise, i eat healthy. But I keep getting fucking sick and it's completely upending my life to be bed ridden one week every month. I think its because my brother is in elementary school and my step mom is an elementary school teacher. They keep bringing back these disgusting plagues. FUCK

>> No.22856093

>>22856024
I like that too. When I did construction work I would deliberately refuse to wear gloves just so I would get as many scrapes and cuts as possible.

>> No.22856095

>>22842777
I'm still a bit angry about this. I've even compiled an image comparing my efforts to his.

>> No.22856099

Melly Chlismas mista rawrence

>> No.22856109

>>22856099
Forbidden Colours is a massive chune. Don't even care how gay it is.

>> No.22856116

>>22855828
I changed my mind, I'll tell you what I got: Last of Us Part 2. I jerked off multiple times to the tranny sex scene. Should I kms?

>> No.22856120
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>>22851455
I'm really sad right now. I received Christmas gifts from several people, including from someone unexpected. Instead of making me happy, it made me feel guilty and depressed, and I constantly think that I don't deserve them.

Three years ago, I had a major health complication that hospitalized me for a week. I recovered physically, but mentally I feel like I died in the hospital. When I got home after being released, I experienced an intense feeling of despair. Every time something unusual happens, I re-experience that feeling of sadness and despair. I don't know what's wrong with me. Nothing that I do makes me feel like I'm alive anymore. Working out, charity, socializing or keeping in touch with people has no effect on me. I just get sad when I'm alone. I don't know what to do anymore except become an SSRI zombie.

>> No.22856122

>>22856109
Unironically holding back tears just thinking about this movie.
You know the Japanese audience LAUGHED at takeshis performance when it debuted? I'm so glad he found his niche and has an audience who appreciates him now

>> No.22856124

>>22855706
Under certain conditions, yes, but my money is still on the cyborgs.

>> No.22856150

>>22856120
Accept that people like and love you. Realize that they like you because you are likeable. Even if you don't understand it, accept it as a brute fact and reciprocate. Soon you'll realize that you're worthy of love

>> No.22856239

>>22856150
I used to be able to accept it, but as I've said, I feel like I died and I can't experience life like a human anymore. I reciprocated the gifts. I even hunted down details about that unexpected gift-giver so I could give him something he'd like. But all I feel is quiet dejection or despair.

The only thing that calms me down anymore is christian liturgical music. I'd become a monk, but I'm not enough of a believer for it and I don't want to be disrespectful.

>> No.22856249

>>22856239
Revival takes time. You have restart your engine, so to speak. Go out and force yourself to live until it becomes natural again.

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>>22856249
I'm afraid to do it.

>> No.22856265

>>22856257
So it's your own fear thats holding you back. Don't be afraid to live. Just do it.

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22856301

Yeah! My girlfriend knows exactly what I like, I'm so lucky.

>> No.22856329

This is the first christmas in about 4 years that I havent been depressed. Feels good man.

>> No.22856333

Tha's got t' reet to natter, follow tha own faith, an' tell t' government what's what, wi'out 'em mithering thee, and tha can gather peaceful-like and ask 'em to sort owt tha's not chuffed about.

>> No.22856340

>>22856301
>tfw no cybergoth gf to buy me edgelord literature
I'm a little jelly, nice find though.

>> No.22856345

I post here so often I should just be a namefag

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>>22856340
Thanks anon, she also got me the box set of akira; truly I am blessed.

>> No.22856442

new bread
>>22856437

>> No.22856870

>>22854554
time to create the hot nerdy harem

>> No.22857367

>>22856095
You know what? Fuck it, I've posted the pic elsewhere, since I've wasted the time to compile it. >>22857362

>> No.22857379

>>22852095
>my race.
I spend a lot of time around Arab Christians and they'd resent anyone who associates their race fundamentally with Islam.