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22843273 No.22843273 [Reply] [Original]

>"To be Frank"
>the person is not named Frank, nor is he assuming the role of someone named Franklin who would make the statement that would follow

>> No.22843297
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>"If I'm not mistaken"
>person hasn't been taken anywhere he wasn't supposed to be

>> No.22843374
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>I understand you
>person isn't standing under anybody

>> No.22843715
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>some awe
>it's good
>full of awe
>it's bad

>> No.22844454
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>"it behooves us all"
>no hoofs transmuted

>> No.22844464
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>"let me be clear"
>person is not visibly more transparent than before

>> No.22844478
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>metaphor
>it's not literal

>> No.22844489
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22844489

>>22843273

>> No.22844550
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>>22844478
>metaphor
>the thing the "meta" is "for" is not well defined

>> No.22845752

>tranimal thread
Where's all the muscle pretty men you fags?

>> No.22845793
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22845793

>reading a book
>hasn't even aded the book once before

>> No.22845927
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>>22843273

>"to put it bluntly"

>author is lucid and forceful and shows no signs of being under the influence of marijuana

>> No.22846733
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22846733

>"to put it mildly"
>there is no noticeable decrease in the conversation's Scoville scale

>> No.22846783
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22846783

>"you're a pussy"
>character isn't a cat

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22846861

> "וַיִּשָּׂא עֵינָיו"
> אֵין עֵינָיו עַל־הָאָרֶץ כִּי־אִם בְּראֹשְׁוֹ

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>>22843273
>its water over the bridge
>no one got wet in the process

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>>22845752
>fags
posters only contain trace amounts of tobacco

>> No.22847755 [DELETED] 

>avant-garde literature
>I can read it after getting past the airport security guards

>> No.22847761
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>avant-garde literature
>I can still read it after getting past airport security

>> No.22847765

>>22843273
I am serious and don’t call me Shirley!

>> No.22848240

>>22843273
>The Importance of Being Earnest
>play is actually about how identity is unimportant

>> No.22848286

>>22848240
>Infinite Jest
>stops after a thousand pages

>> No.22848431
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22848431

>Shampoo
>The bottle does not contain poo

>> No.22848767

>>22848431
That's why it's a sham.

>> No.22849204

>>22843273
I understand this is the retardo thread, but Frank refers to the French, who are known to speak their minds, often rudely

>> No.22850372
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22850372

>"in broad daylight"
>light is neither broad nor narrow

>> No.22851409

>>22845793
Jesus anon, that took me a while to figure out

>> No.22851431

>>22850372
and yet it is broadcast

>> No.22851454

>>22851431
so why don't we say "in broadcast daylight"

>> No.22851464

>>22851454
because we are stupid, my friend, and given to folly.

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>>22848431
>he says he's no-pooing
>he still defecates

>> No.22852032
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22852032

>incel says he's mewing
>have yet to hear him make a cat noise

>> No.22852507

>>22846861
>"and lifted up his eyes"
>the eyes remain attached to his head

FUCKING KEK PUT ME IN THE SCREEN CAP

>> No.22852782

>afterword
>it’s actually several

>> No.22852838
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22852838

>calls himself a babysitter
>he is not suffocating babies with his buttcheeks

>> No.22852841

I hate zoomer discord cat pictures

>> No.22853013
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>"nigger"
>it's never made clear what he's nigger than

>> No.22853037
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22853037

>Neil Gaiman
>Straight

>> No.22853103
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22853103

>"Hey, break a leg!"
>"Fuck you"

>> No.22853626
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22853626

>smoking a fag
>has nothing to do with murder nor sodomites

>> No.22853867

>>22845793
>>22851409
I don't get it.

>> No.22853960
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22853960

>character "falls asleep"
>no falling (or indeed any other motion) is involved

>> No.22853988

>>22853867
>re-

To do again

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22853992

>"I am in great pain."
>person is not encased in bread of a high quality

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>"This can't be happening.."
>The event ceases to exist

>> No.22854511

>>22843715
this one actually bothered me

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>>22843273
>>22843297
>>22843374
>>22843715
>>22844454
>>22844464
>>22844478
>>22844550
>>22845793
>>22845927
>>22846733
>>22847148
>>22847761
>>22848431
>>22850372
>>22851473
>>22852032
>>22852838
>>22853013
>>22853626
>>22853960
>>22853103
>>22853992
>>22854013
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>>22854572

>> No.22855220
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>"I'm underwhelmed"
>look up
>no whelm

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>>22854572

>> No.22857075
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22857075

>cliffhanger
>character is not hanging off a cliff or even near one

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>red herring
>there's a mackrel, but actually not a herring nor red

>> No.22857114

>>22843273
kill yourself

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22857409

>a cup of tea
>Is served in a mug

>ugly mug
>Person does not posses a mug

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>forthcoming
>there was no first, second, or third person; nor was anyone even coming.

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>surreptitious
>Sir did not even rep the tissues

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>character's "heart sinks"
>no mention of anatomical peculiarities which might make this possible