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[Anonymous No.22806192]

Why do women love vampires so much?

[Anonymous No.22806200]

>>22806192
he bit me and it felt like a kiss
i can hear howling howling
give me some of that iron deficiency

[Anonymous No.22806216]

women are retarded

[Anonymous No.22806225]

>>22806192
When you feel safe
When you feel warm
That's when I rise
That's when I crawl
Gliding on mist
Hardly a sound
Bringing the kiss
Evils abound
In the dead of night love bites, love bites
In the dead of night love bites
Into your room
Where in deep sleep
There you lie still
To you I creep
Then I descend
Close to your lips
Across you I bend
You smile as I sip
Now you are mine
In my control
One taste of your life
And I own your soul
Softly you stir
Gently you moan
Lust's in the air
Wake as I groan
In the dead of night love bites, love bites
In the dead of night love bites (bites)
In the dead of night love bites, love bites
In the dead of night love
Bites you
Invites you
To feast in the night
Excites you
Delights you
It drains you to white
Love bites
You knew at first sight
You'd enjoy my attack
That with my first bite
There'd be no turning back
So come in my arms
I strike any hour
I will return
To trap and devour
In the dead of night love bites, love bites
In the dead of night love bites (bites)
In the dead of night love bites, love bites
In the dead of night love bites, love bites
Love bites
Love bites
Love bites
Love bites
Love bites
Love bites

[Anonymous No.22806230]

>>22806192
Because they are undead. Women are psycho-mythologically necrophilic.

[Anonymous No.22806315]

The ultimate outsider.

[Anonymous No.22806472]

>>22806192
Jordan Peterson has been a meme for a while now but provided a pretty good explanation back in the day:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8ePDKlF6T0&ab_channel=JordanPetersonFanChannel

[Anonymous No.22806498]

>>22806192
man that likes vampires here. Getting desired like that and have your fluids forcefully drained from you by perfectly hot and seductive people just does it for me.

[Anonymous No.22807433]

>>22806192
Why are the covers of wordsworth classics so ugly? Is it deliberate?

[Anonymous No.22807731]

>>22806192
One of my bluepilled friends was debating me on the personality thing. He watched some Alpha Wanabe videos and thought attraction was all about you being an emotionless badboy. He also told me about the vampire theory and how women seem to love vampires and bad guys, which is why they read their novels and watch their shows. He thinks that it's mainly the playing with fire thing.

The only way I responded to him was, Do you know what the best vampire shows ever are?

He didn't know any shows, but he told me about The Twilight Saga. I said, OK, let's look for a show. We typed most popular show about vampires. Vampire diaries poped up first.

Guess who the main vampire characters are? Ian Somerhalder and Paul Wesley

The Twilight Saga: The main character is Robert Patison , and the werewolf guy is a Chad. (almost all vampire characters are chads or hypermasculine chads..)
He is right now reconsidering life

[Anonymous No.22807739]

>>22806192
They're just depicted as handsome and powerful
Long, thick hair
Nice clothes
Tall
Lean

Women don't like zombies, ogres, mummies etc.

[Anonymous No.22807745]

>>22807731
Also, interview with a vampire

[Anonymous No.22807806]

>>22806498
based succubus fancier, you can be an honorary woman for this thread
>>22806192
It's >>22806498
>your fluids forcefully drained from you
Women porn is all about forced sexual subjugation which socially empowers them to superhuman levels, like the opposite of an Aristotelian tragic hero. It's why they often start at a rape or sexual dysfunction with huge debts, and by the time they get to anal, they're rich

[Anonymous No.22807895]

maybe bloodplay.

[Anonymous No.22808084]

The desire comes from the way they're portrayed in popular media. If you were to switch the physical attributes of the vampires with something like goblins then they would be attracted to goblins instead.

[Anonymous No.22809043]

>>22806192
The more pressing question is this: how can one utilise this? My gf has a bit of a borderline autistic obsession with vampires. She's currently reading through the original Bram Stroker's Dracula, and has read/watched various vampire anime and manga like Hellsing, Trinity Blood, Vampire Knight, etc etc. Should I bite her neck or something when things get steamy?

[Anonymous No.22809054]

>>22807433
their cover artist does it for free

[Anonymous No.22809056]

>>22809043
Do it on the neck very hard. Don't stop even if she starts screaming and thrashing, that means she really likes it. Kinky.

[Anonymous No.22809197]

>>22809056
What this guy said. Bite it like it's a piece of juicy steak and do an alligator death roll

[Anonymous No.22809592]

Vampires are cool.
T. Not a woman

[Anonymous No.22809599]

>>22809592
Tits or gtfo

[Anonymous No.22809637]

>>22806192
Rape

[Anonymous No.22809774]

>>22806472
tl;dr?

[Anonymous No.22809786]

>>22809197
>do an alligator death roll

[Anonymous No.22810122]

>>22806192
The bloodletting is a symbol for their period. That's the only reason.

[Anonymous No.22810137]

>>22806192
They're like a male equivalent of a succubus.

[Anonymous No.22810142]

>>22810137
Incubus

[Anonymous No.22810144]

>>22806192

Vampires are;

>a stand in for nobility
Money and manners. But mostly money.
>dark and mysterious
Emotional fixer upper project.
>powerful and possessive
Mate will protect me and focus only on me and be strong enough to over power me and rivals ugga bugga!
>conventionally attractive
Well shaven, dark haired, clean, maybe tatts, lean to strong body type, no bara or uggos here!
>associated with evil
Omg taboo, omg indulgent, omg enemies to lover tropes!
>accessible and not problematically exotic
Don't have to research or learn to know what this is or be called out for something current year racist/other 'phobic/ism'!
>Immortal
No fear of ego death and no chance of death to part us, built in happily ever after!
>downside is drinking blood or thinly veiled assault
More sex!

Simple as. It's low effort accessible trope generating handsome monsters that fit the current generation's requirements in a guy. They wouldn't actually think about the consequences or implications of what a vampire's existence entails.

[Anonymous No.22810168]

>>22810142
In terms of appeal I mean. Actual succubi would be like horny skinwalkers, but that doesn't stop men liking the idea.

[Anonymous No.22810180]

>>22810168
I think women don't like incubi so much because it's too explicit.

[Anonymous No.22810306]

>>22806192
I do think >>22806472 is largely right in that women love an "I can fix him" character but vampires specifically have a modernity element to them that allows women to indulge their feminine desires without losing their feminist credibility.

Women will never have to cook for a vampire--her tasty blood keeps him fat and happy she + she gets to whinge about consent + she gets to soothe his guilt if he has a conscience (I can fix him x 3). He won't leave his beard hairs in the sink or get his piss on the toilet seat (unlike a stinky, uncivilized pirate). He's unlikely to expect her to have his children/is unable to have children at all (unlike a pack-minded werewolf). The primary concerns of the feminist are all dismissed in this fantasy; all she has to do is exist to be of interest to the vampire.

Still concerning but less immediate are that he may still have the sexist attitudes of whatever time period he's from, but at least he'll have the manners (and the sexist attitudes will have likely been softened by the overall feminine nature of modern society and the vampire's need to have been sanded down by them to blend in). But if he is still a sexist then she has her chance to convince and impress him with her erudite, 21st century wit (unlike surgeons who went to better colleges than she did).

Lastly, since money is the natural result of an immortality of boredom (or whatever), the vampire will have ample resources to spoil the object of interest, without the exploitation that comes with making money in a mortal lifetime (unlike the billionaire, who has to rely on unethical practices to make a lot of money quickly).

tl;dr vamps are good feminist monsters imo

[Anonymous No.22810345]

>>22810306
>I can fix him
Him being chad
They will avoid your ugly ass

[Anonymous No.22810377]

>>22806192
Danger is an aphrodisiac and vampires are monsters that don't smell bad or look weird. They are also sentient enough not to hurt the protagonist if she can convince him not to (the "I can change him!" mindset) unlike werewolves or whatever. /thread

>>22807739
Most books don't have pictures, letting the women imagine their vampires however they want. Women who aren't into stereotypical prettyboys just ignore the cover art. It's not surprising the covers and movies use generic handsome men to cater to the most common denominator.. harem anime isn't typically full of greasy middle aged fatties, either.

[Anonymous No.22810396]

Why don't the vampires just drink period blood?

[Anonymous No.22811623]

>>22810396
Inconvenience

[Anonymous No.22811874]

>>22810306
I hate women so much

[Anonymous No.22811886]

They want to be ra*ed in Minecraft.

[Anonymous No.22811889]

>>22806192
Fantasy enactment of being penetrated / preyed on by a hot dude
Not really that complex

[Anonymous No.22812136]

>>22810306
Write a book on women.

[Anonymous No.22812303]

>>22810377
What are the scientific reasons behind women being attracted to danger (loony men), and men being attracted to danger (exploring unknown lands, war, and weaponry

[Anonymous No.22812898]

>>22810144
>They wouldn't actually think about the consequences or implications of what a vampire's existence entails.
Such as?

[Anonymous No.22813140]

>>22810345
True

>>22811874
I wish I could help you with that

>>22812136
Better books than I could write already exist:
>First two chapters of Paglia's Sexual Personae
>The Genesis of Gender by Abigail Favale
>On Women by Schopenhauer
>The Child: Structures and Dynamics of the Nascent Personality by Erich Neumann
>Woman by G.K. Chesterton

[Anonymous No.22813212]

>>22806192
Metaphorical rape fetish/something that feeds off of their very beauty and youth and ruins them(turns them into a vampire)

[Anonymous No.22813283]

>like biting
>gently bit my ex on the neck one time
>she burst into hysterics and couldn't stop laughing

[Anonymous No.22813774]

>>22806192
It's just fantasy and the later innate sexuality of the vampire.
They bite your neck, grasp your body, drink your fluids, all while evoking this upper society feel. It's sort of like Fifty Shades of Grey in a way, but the sexuality is more under the covers than the BDSM fantasy trilogy.
Anyone saying women love to "reform them" are idiots. It's entirely the sexuality, hence why the most popular vampire shit among women has hot guys in the leading roles. Vampire Diaries, Buffy, Twilight, etc.

[Anonymous No.22813789]

>>22813283
Sucks to be you, Varney

[Anonymous No.22813824]

It is highly ironic considering the idea of a vampire is really just a sleazbag noble.

Modern vampires would never leave Epstein island.

>Boundlessly rich and exotic, clothing, customs and manner seem almost completely alien. Much like any nobleman must have seemed if you lived your whole life as a serf never leaving the farmstead where you were born.
>Unstoppable supernatural powers. (Maybe like having you thrown in a dungeon or executed if you opposed him having "prima nocta" with your bride or daughter?)
>Just generally a rich dude abusing his power to fuck young women in unsavoury ways.

Since our standard of living is so much higher these days I think it's safe to say noblemen of the past must have seemed as alien to the lower classes as billionaires with private islands seem to us today. No wonder myths start to form around them. Just look around at /pol/ or /x/ for a while and you'll see people who believe even more outlandish things about the rich and powerful compared to the idea that they would be vampires.

[Anonymous No.22813831]

>>22806216
spbp

[Anonymous No.22813886]

>>22813140
I assure you none of these books will be as entertaining as the rantings of an erudite chud.

[Anonymous No.22813915]

>>22812898

Beyond standard issues with 'immortality' such as culture shock and the death of everyone they know, their food is dependent on the blood of a species that will inevitably evolve into something else and depending on the story other animals wouldn't cut it for blood. Some of the earlier Anne Rice vampire novels are better at conveying the gradual mental and social distancing, decline, isolation, and deterioration of immortal relationships as the social dynamics dependent on age decrease in importance the longer people are alive.