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Theoretical time.

If you were Alex from A Clockwork Orange, as a fan of classical music, would you browse /mu? Or would you be more of a /lit/ kind of guy. I'm going with neither.

>> No.2278848

/b/, obv.

>> No.2278847

>>>/b/

>> No.2279115

>>2278847
>>2278848

Yes

>> No.2279144

>>2278841

He'd be on /b/ browsing gore pics. Then he'd come to /lit/ and try to make fun of us for being "educated" and to exert his superiority over us, and afterwards he'd go to /mu/ to criticize their bland taste in music.

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2279153

Browsing /mu/ wouldn't benefit me at all.

Same goes to /lit/, but at least I'm a renowned figure here.

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2279162

>>2279144
>mfw you just described me

>> No.2279233

>>2279153

Did I say he would already be a renowned literary figure? He would be a normal anon.

>> No.2279249

The man had some dark hands, covered in that that he polished shoes with. Grubby and bland, stuck beneath some of his nails and grimy were these hands. He wore a hat I recall and he seemed to puff on what I assume were the cheapest cigarettes and I wanted to watch him watch the meter as the petrol poured into his car and I wanted to watch his breath too. His shoes filthy, his name most likely Dave and I wished the worst things on him, only because he'd want the same for me. I didn't know Dave and he was the type of character I definitely liked due to my background, but his theoretical fail-safe hatred of me kept us a safe distance away, like the frightening distance he would probably love to keep around him anyway. In any case, I didn't know Dave.

>> No.2279302

>>2279233
No, but as Sunhawk v.2 as Alex from Clockwork Orange your hypothetical man would be a renowned figure on
/lit/

>> No.2279356

>>2279302

Wow it is true about some trips, it's all about the ego.

I should ass that I don't really read your posts Sunhawk. You might not be as adored as you like. Me, I'm happy in my position as the lethargic, crooning prince of /lit/. Now sit down and calm down young competitive one, reading and writing isn't a race. <3

>> No.2279359

>>2279356

Should be 'add', but I quite like it that way.

>> No.2279362

>>2279356
>Wow it is true about some trips, it's all about the ego
>Me, I'm happy in my position as the lethargic, crooning prince of /lit/
>lethargic, crooning prince of /lit/
>prince of /lit/
>prince of /lit/
>egoegoego

>> No.2279364

>>2279356
Wow my brother, I did not know jellyfish could type. This is a confounding insight made by a jellyfish. Please move along jellyfish, eat some ocean and give me my space.

>> No.2279399

The Byronic prince has no ego.

He knows his place and is void of ambition, much like the aforementioned jellyfish. I'm not clambering to the thrown, I wasn't raised by a doctor and soccer mom.

>> No.2279405

I really need to read this.

>> No.2279406

Would you two carry on your conversation elsewhere. This is a reckless and silly debate.

Polite sage

>> No.2279412

>>2279399
thrown
>>2279406
This

>> No.2279416

>>2279412

I'm glad someone spotted.

>> No.2279441

The sea swallowed the poor jellyfish's ambition. Hah!

:)

>> No.2280799

bump

>> No.2280842

Well speaking as a fan of classical myself (opera mostly) I hang on /v/ most of the time

>> No.2280846

If I were Alex I wouldn't waste my time in 4chan, I'd be outside looting and finding a couple of chicks to have sex while listening to Beethoven's 9th.

>> No.2280921

>>2278841

horrorshow response

>> No.2280935

>that feel when the barchief dropped a wolloper in your milk plus so you go on a real horrowshow night of ultraviolence while imagining your mum just stomped on your eggy weggs and get even madder because they kicked you out of the house so you smash an old hag with a giant penis before going to the big house to get an old what-for of moral courage but it was all an old dream and you just give a homeless man the old in out before you drive your motorized rollingham back to the flat for a quick snodger of ludwig van