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My essay that’s like 80% of my grade completely sucks.

>> No.22772118

>>22772110
kek, mine's due on the 3rd and I havent started yet

>> No.22772125

thesis
antithesis
synthesis
it's not hard

>> No.22772363

Have you tried not being a shitter

>> No.22772366

>>22772110
What's it about?

>> No.22772367

Argument
Paraphrase
Direct quote
Summary
It’s not hard

>> No.22772413

>>22772366
proving the euthyphro a false dilemma

>> No.22772419

>>22772413
Deserved, only fags pick philosophy.

>> No.22772424

>>22772110
You'll get em next time tiger.

>> No.22772425

>>22772419
This. Writing a philosophy essay is truly fucking painful. The few times I had to I really would have rather punched my ballsack.

>> No.22772434

>>22772419
godless hylic spotted

>> No.22772477

>>22772110
ChatGPT can help if you ask nicely

>> No.22772480

>>22772477
I don’t believe in lying.

>> No.22772485

>>22772477
Chatgpt writes C grade papers, if that. If I could load in whole books and it spat out papers that’s be one thing but the technology is so limited in its current state it can only help come up with ideas or make outlines

>> No.22772541
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22772541

>>22772110
How to succeed in college:
>have good original idea
>type it up
>go to office hours
>have professor shit all over you original and interesting ideas
>nod and smile
>compliment your professor on recent lecture and ask if his/her key points might provide insight into your essay
>when they say yes, smile and nod
>return to dorm room, rewrite the whole thing just parroting their retarded opinion on some obscure aspect of your topic of choice
>return to office hours
>smile an nod while your professor is shocked by the improvement in your writing.
>turn essay in
>98/100 (Interesting! written in margins next to the point you copied verbatim from their lecture)

Congrats anon, you are now a 4.0 student at a top 50 school.

>> No.22772960

>>22772541
its miserable how accurate this is

>> No.22772969

>>22772960
Yet, most college students rarely do this

>> No.22772988

>>22772541
This unironically happened to me once. I didn't take that professor again. I did find a professor that encouraged my original ideas, but was willing to criticize and find fault where it was due. Took him several more times as a result.

>> No.22773033
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22773033

I have three essays on metaphysics due in a week. Still haven't started

>> No.22773056

>>22772110
That's what you get for doing something called essay, what a stupid word

>> No.22773061

>>22772541
Kek