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When will the book teach me how to cast fireballs?

>> No.22740483

Yes, but you have to do the exercises and put the work in.

>> No.22740490

Why do people study this when divination and magic are forbidden?

>> No.22740500

The homeowner‘s association just says that after 10:00 I can‘t do the spells which involve screaming

>> No.22740507

My mom says I can do it after im done with my homework

>> No.22740508

The book doesn't teach you the fireball spell right away. You see, we work up to that.

>> No.22740518

You need to be a 5th level wizard or the spell will be incomprehensible.

>> No.22740535


>> No.22740595

The whole thesis of the book is that only chads can do magic. The usual rebutal then comes about: "But I can't do magic". My friend, reread the thesis. Those who know, know; and those who don't know are faggots.

>> No.22740623

You guys would be absolutely shocked the amount of people in high up places that do rituals, sacrifices, Freemason symbol jewelry, etc etc.

Makes you almost believe there’s something to it.

>> No.22740628
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It never will because that book is fake and gay, should throw it away and pick up euclid

>> No.22740629

>Makes you almost believe there’s something to it.
No it doesn't. If a lot of people believing something made me believe it too I would be a christcuck or a mudslime.

>> No.22740657

My mom said I'm not allowed :(

>> No.22740669

>only chads can do magic
ok sooooo how do I be chad?

>> No.22740869

does euclid teaches magic?

>> No.22740905

>turn 30
>expect to get a neat first spell like magelight or fireball or summon loli
>imstead pretty much that exact day come to a terrible realization about society and relationships that makes it impossible to sincerely connect with people, especially women
Don't become a wizard bros, it's not worth it

>> No.22740920

Cast a Chad transformation spell on yourself.

>> No.22740924

Algebra is like magic for dumb people.

>> No.22740927

wait till you hit 40. Remember the rabbi don't teach the Qabalah till that age for a reason.

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No, you're thinking of this book

>> No.22740931

>Algebra is like magic
you have no idea how accurate this is

>> No.22740963

Probably because they don't put stock in the ramblings of inbred jews

>> No.22741264

Page 325, second paragraphic from the bottom, fourth sentence. Don't say it backwards.

>> No.22741470

>The whole thesis of the book is that only chads can do magic.
You can't feel superior to others if everyone understands your special groups ideas

>> No.22741471

you're have better luck covering tennis balls in alcohol and throwing them.

>> No.22741709

Yea that’s for idiots. The smart people pretend to cast spells and do magic

>> No.22741732

toggaf a re'uoy
That's stupid, nothing happene

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>> No.22741806

Page 76 my guy. You haven't even gotten half way.

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bout tree fiddy

>> No.22741809

How and why did this niche South Park reference make it into the mainstream is beyond me

>> No.22741810

Because they listened to rap metal when they were growing up. bunum bu-bunum bu-bunum. wow wow chica wow wow weeka weeka weeka.

>> No.22741814

Just watch anime or read manga to do that.
Magic is all in the illusion.
Real Magicians are merely illusionists who trick you into disbelief.
That said, Magic is certainly real and becomes real when progress is made without sacrifice to the reality it embodies.

>> No.22742130

>he doesn't know
>that that book
>is an infohazard
>an infotrap
>designed to
>the uninitiated aspirant's
>so that they

>> No.22742331