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22715264 No.22715264 [Reply] [Original]

How the fuck did he have the motivation to write timeless plays with that hairline?

>> No.22715278

When you write timeless plays no one gives a fuck about your hairline
These are things you will never understand

>> No.22715294

>>22715264
You already made this thread before.
Please stop and work with a licensed professional to overcome your personal issues so you can stop shitting up an anonymous Laotian basket weaving forum.

>> No.22715300

>>22715264
It wasn’t a real problem until feminine looksmaxx homosexuals made it a real problem

>> No.22715301

>>22715264
Reddit thread

>> No.22715341

>>22715264
He smoked a lot of weed to cope

>> No.22715426

>>22715264
He looks jewish

>> No.22715437

>>22715264
Big foreheads were attractive then

>> No.22715447

>>22715426
Just anglo. That’s a typical anglo bald spot

>> No.22715467

>>22715264
He didn’t. Bacon did.

>> No.22715473
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22715473

>>22715264

>> No.22715482

>>22715467
lol

>> No.22715508
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22715508

He was a chad

>> No.22715523

>>22715508
>>22715264
I feel like the fashion of the day made it a lot easier to pull off all kinds of wacky hairlines. Is it just me? Or is there something about the way people used to dress that makes it work?

>> No.22715533

>>22715523
I think it's because they all had facial hair which complements any hairstyle no matter how JUST it is

>> No.22715551

>>22715264
He didn't. He wrote them with a pen.

>> No.22715555

>>22715523
The flamboyant/elegant clothing compensates for the exaggerated maturity/masculinity of a receding hairline imho.
Jude Law does this very well with modern clothing.

>> No.22715587

>>22715264
Most people didn't even notice with that gay earring stealing all the attention

>> No.22716941
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22716941

It was actually this guy

>> No.22717377

>>22715264
>>22715437
>>22715473
>>22715508
>>22715523
We should start wearing earrings like him. What do you think?

>> No.22717383

>>22715264
>>22715508
I always thought this nigga looked like a pirate.

>> No.22717386

>>22717377
ok

>> No.22717397

>>22717377
I don't wear one now, but pierced my ear in my teens and the hole has never closed up since.

>> No.22717431

>>22715264
It came easily to him, once he was past about 25. That's the nature of genius. Motivation is hardly a factor more than its to anyone else.

>> No.22717435

>>22715264
he looks cool

>> No.22717492

>>22715264
Threadly reminder that William Shaksper of Stratford didn't look like this. He was also uneducated and illiterate and thus did not write the works of Shakespeare.
You have now been evangelised. Good day.

>> No.22717518

>>22717492
Latent Prot cope, even if you aren't Protestant. They can't abide that the greatest English writer was a Catholic, so invent fud about him.

>> No.22717526

>>22717377
I already do. Got the same hoops too, just silver.

>> No.22717532

>>22715300
TPBP

>> No.22717540

People weren't vain faggots back then

>> No.22717559

>>22717492
lemme guess, "de vere was using a pseudonym" (no evidence to suggest this)
or maybe "francis bacon left a hidden cipher" (schizophrenia)

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>>22717492
>>22716941

>> No.22717583

>>22717559
I'm not married to any particular theory. It simply clearly wasn't Mr. Shaksper.
I'd rather have a pseudoanonymous attribution ala Homer than an obvious misattribution.

>> No.22717587

>>22717583
>Mr. Shaksper
reddit

>> No.22717604

>>22717587
>reddit
Oh we're already at the part where you have nothing to say. That was quick

>> No.22717614

>>22717567
kys

>> No.22717619

>>22717604
>>22717614
upset redditor l m a o