/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.22697816]

>listening to an audiobook
>sex scene

[Anonymous No.22697919]

>>22697816
midge

[Anonymous No.22698008]

One time as a kid I wanted to mess with my mom by hiding in her sewing room while she worked. I pretended to leave and close the door behind me but I stayed in the room and she proceeded to turn me n a hot and steamy novel with graphic sex scenes

[Anonymous No.22698158]

>>22697816
>>listening to an audiobook
>>sex scene
>>masturbate anyway

[Anonymous No.22698175]

>>22697816
d-do they have a tiny car?

[Anonymous No.22698241]

>>22698175

[Anonymous No.22698251]

>>22698241
i love you

[Voluntary Fool No.22698410]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91gT68xeDMM

[Anonymous No.22698500]

>>22697919
I-midge

[Anonymous No.22699876]

>out for a walk
>forgot headphone but still want to listen to audiobook
>book is by James Ellroy
>character pulls out a police baton right as someone is walking past me

[Anonymous No.22699953]

>>22697816
>it's a mom is listening to CD audiobooks on a 6 hour roadtrip to your aunt's house episode

[Anonymous No.22699990]

how big is that car?

[Anonymous No.22699998]

>>22697816
>book isn't available on audio
>forced to not be a lazy reader

[Anonymous No.22700006]

>be listening to Douglas Murray audiobook
>brain expands exponentially via all these truthnukes

[Anonymous No.22700014]

>>22697816
>It's an old guy narrating it

[Anonymous No.22700078]

>audiobook is narrated by an obscure conspiracy theory podcast host

[Anonymous No.22700299]

>my mum put that on her lips, you want me to put that on my todger?
>trust me, harry, it works.

[Anonymous No.22700351]

>>22700014
https://youtu.be/QfSZ-yb0nu4

[Anonymous No.22700422]

>listen to a sorokin audiobook
>narrator spells random series of numbers for five minutes straight

[Anonymous No.22700425]

>>22700422
>listen to bible audiobook
>Luke 3:23

[Anonymous No.22701618]

>>22699998
The worst; I have deconditioned myself to spending time with solely a book or PDF, because once you get used to the cozy feeling of doing something mundane, like raking leaves, cooking, doing dishes, buying groceries, lifting weights, and listening to a great piece of literature or a history book, how do you go back to just reading and not doing anything else?

[Anonymous No.22702280]

>>22697816
I remember when I was like 13, I went on a car trip to sail in Croatia with my father.
It was an 8 hour drive or so, and I spent most of the time with headphones on trying to sleep since we left home very late and expected to arrive early in the morning.
At one point, my phone's battery ran out, so I was forced to listen to what my dad had put on the car's stereo.
At first it seemed like a regular audiobook. Something about pirates boarding a ship.
Soon enough however, the narrator started describing how they ripped off the clothes off a cabingirl after tying her to the mast.
Then he described, in vivid detail, how he heated up his cutlass in hot embers and was threatening to burn her pussy so as to seal it forever because he thought she was a whore, while teasing her nipples.
Some shit happened and the protagonist (literally) swooped in and saved her. He then promptly proceeded to fuck her in a tent all throughout the night.
The narrator, and author, honestly did a banging job with the sex scenes, and the story wasn't half bad either.
I pretended to be asleep the whole time, but I think my attempt at shifting my raging erection probably gave me away.
I've been meaning to ask my dad what the book was, but I don't think he would remember the random erotic novel he played almost a decade ago.
Not to mention it would be awkward as fuck.

[Anonymous No.22702572]

>>22701618
Where do you get your audiobooks? Audible is too expensive and has few good "reads", and /t/ is too unpredictable and fleeting.

[Anonymous No.22702621]

>her cunt became the world

[Anonymous No.22702640]

I've been listening to the Roy Avers recordings of New Sun for my reread this time around.
It's super comfy with the popping and other audio artifacts.

[Anonymous No.22702643]

>>22697816
>listening to an audiobook
>sex scene

[Anonymous No.22702652]

>>22697816
Do NOT listen to Lolita or American Psycho with your parents in the car!

[Anonymous No.22702994]

>male narrator moans like a girl during sex scene

[Anonymous No.22703000]

>>22702621
bruuuh, why tho

[Anonymous No.22703005]

>>22702621
>Oh, Petyr, Petyr, sweet Petyr, oh oh oh. There, Petyr, there. That's where you belong. Make me a baby, Petyr, make me another sweet little baby. Oh, Petyr, my precious, my precious, PEEEEEETYR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.22703012]

>>22700425
>listen to audiobook of The Bible in Pidgin English
>GOD MAKE DA WORLD
>Da time wen eryting wen start, God make da sky an da world. Da world come so no mo notting inside, no mo shape notting. On top da wild ocean dat cova eryting, neva had light notting. Ony had God Spirit dea, moving aroun ova da watta.
>DAY NUMBA ONE
>Den God tell, “I like light fo shine!” an da light start fo shine. God see how good da light. Den he put da light on one side, an da dark on da odda side. Da light time, he give um da name “Day time.” Da dark time, he give um da name “Nite time.” So, had da nite time an da day time, az day numba one.

[Anonymous No.22703013]

>>22702280
Thats a long post, have a (You).

[Anonymous No.22703124]

>falling in love with a teenage girl voiced by a raspy 70 year old english man again

[Anonymous No.22703362]

>mfw listening to a middle-aged white guy narrate David Foster Wallace unironically writing "Wardine was cry" and using ebonics.

[Anonymous No.22703581]

>>22702572
For a few good years spotify had a ton of audiobooks which made it a superb offer; I eventually discontinued my subscription to spotify because they took audiobooks away, I dont listen to varied enough music, to spend 5 bucks a month for it, instead of just downloading it.
There are torrents for audiobooks, not many, but at least some. But the main source since has indeed been audible, which you can subscribe to very selectively and they offer 50% off for 3-6 months often. The best part is that they began to offer free audiobooks as part of the subscription, so at least 20% of all audiobooks there are free now, making it a much better deal.

[Anonymous No.22703764]

>>22698158
A man's got to do what is the needful.