/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.2266295]

Post Poetry you've seen in public bathrooms, the worse the better

Love the life you live
Shallowness is a rampant diseases
are killing your mind your tone you
know not what it expresses, certainty

[Anonymous No.2266299]

>>2266295
Everything lost is safe

[Anonymous No.2266311]

My cock's too big
For girls. Looking
For anal, call:
...

[Anonymous No.2266338]

Ob ich denke oder pisse, alles fließt ins Ungewisse

(Wether I'm thinking or I'm taking a piss, it all flows into the unknown dark)

[Anonymous No.2266341]

No matter how much you shake or dance, the last three drops go in your pants

[Anonymous No.2266363]

"I just graduated"

"We don't need you"

[Anonymous No.2266370]

As I sit here, I feel better
And my mind easily reflects.
Shit hits the water,
Water hits my ass.

[Anonymous No.2266379]

Can't remember any poem.

One time someone wrote in the tile grout, "Oscar the Grout."

[Anonymous No.2266384]

for those who write on toilet walls,
may roll their shit 'to little balls,
and those who read my lines of wit,
may eat those little balls of shit.

~unknown, circa 1993

[Anonymous No.2266385]

I LIKE WET PUSSY
WARM DICK
NICE ASS
8===o () ~*~

I got to art school. Everyone is bissexual.

[Anonymous No.2267399]

Here I sit,
broken-hearted;
came to shit
but only farted.

[Cuadro De Pimiento No.2267402]

>>2267399
That's actually kind of touching.

[Anonymous No.2267405]

"Sociology degrees
Please take one"

- Written on the toilet paper dispenser of a bathroom in the Sociology Dept.

[Anonymous No.2267406]

>>2267399
HERE I SIT,
IN A TRANCE,
HAD TO FART,
BUT SHIT MY PANTS.

[Anonymous No.2267420]

[Anonymous No.2267421]

It's kind of off topic but it made me lol and I'm glad I got a picture before they got rid of it.

[Cuadro De Pimiento No.2267432]

I think I'm going to go into a public bathroom tomorrow with Finnegans Wake and a Sharpie and just transcribe onto the wall for about 10 minutes.

[Corazon Di Poeta !K3LuUBl/mc No.2267472]

>>2267432
True story, I did this with the first three circles of The Coming Insurrection

[Anonymous No.2267505]

there once was a hermit named dave
who kept a dead whore in his cave
she smelled very shitty
and had only one titty
but think of the money dave saved

[Anonymous No.2268446]

[read from bottom to top]
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[ceiling] Why are you looking up here? You're pissing on your shoes.

[top of wall] Keep looking higher.

[on wall, eye level] Higher.

[on urinal] Look up.

[Anonymous No.2268460]

>>2267432
>commodius vicus of recirculation
>above a toilet

Captcha: Castle intlyfy

CAPTCHA IS JOYCE'S LEGACY

[Anonymous No.2268463]

>>2266379
There's a dorm bathroom in St. John's College Annapolis full of grout jokes.

[Anonymous No.2268469]

"I'll suck your cock real good, I love it when big bad guys cum all over my face. Call me xxx-xx-xx"

[Anonymous No.2268486]

Shower every day to keep clean and feel fresh and great, always eat whole food, because you ate from a packet you have been forced here today

[Anonymous No.2268493]

>reach for toilet paper
>above toilet paper is written `free sociology degrees here`

[Anonymous No.2268496]

It's just like real life /b/tards using the walls as a forum

[Anonymous No.2268517]

>>2266295
You who now do here tarry
I urge you stranger to be wary
for i have done my business here
afflicted by herpes most severe

[Anonymous No.2268523]

>>2268517
>>2268517

This one is pretty good, I have to say myself.

[Anonymous No.2268528]

This is all awful and not even remotely funny.

Also stop copypasting this shit on facebook, you know who you are.

[Anonymous No.2268537]

>>2268528

but the masses will love me. I am otherwise known for my lack of enthusiasm when forced to participate in democratic exchange. no one will love me if I don`t talk about genitalia

[Anonymous No.2268561]

>>2268537
I don't recall you ever caring too much about that.

Just a suggestion, you should stop mistaking verbosity for eloquence and actually learn about language.

[Anonymous No.2268573]

>>2268528

i am all self conscious now :(
/off to delete copypasta

i have an inferiority complex as it is. why do i keep coming back to 4chan. i must be masochistic.
and why don`t you just delete me if you disdain me so? you probably suck anyway, this is the second time you`ve caught me out.

aren`t connoisseurs of literature supposed to compassionate? or are you all just `hurr durr misanthropy and irony`?

;_; you monsters made a little girl cry.

[Anonymous No.2268600]

>>2268573
Heey limtl grl
:-DDD is no bat as herrr
jus grom thnikr skimn :-DDDD

[Anonymous No.2268603]

>>2268573
There's no cause for compassion when image obsessed pseudo-intellectual girls mime the opinions of a shitty internet board to perpetuate their own little façade.

That's probably a little harsh, but I'm just trying to help. You're really not doing anyone favours except the people too delusional to see through you. Besides, it is pretty detrimental to that 'intellectual growth' or whatever it is you're trying to cultivate.

/tough love
I'm done.

[Anonymous No.2268606]

an overture to sex perchance
or just Larry Craig's wide stance

[Anonymous No.2268620]

>>2268573

post tits please

[Anonymous No.2268625]

>>2268620
/b/: tits or gtfo
/lit/: post tits please

/lit/ = CLASSY

[Anonymous No.2268772]

"Tyrome is my boo
Y'all niggas just be hatin
And Quanice nigga you is gay
So don't be sprung bout my bae
Cause Tyrome is my nigga"

[ϟ EDELKIND ϟ !Ry9.HRD23k No.2269338]

CIRCA YEAR TWOTHOUSAND SEVEN, ON A CUBICLE WALL, IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM, THERE WAS A POEM SCRIBBLED IN RELATIVELY LARGE CAPITAL LETTERS, IN BLUE INK MARKER:

>IN HAZY LIGHT
>I WRITE ANAL EPIPHANY IN BLUE
>NIGGERS ARE THE COLOR OF POO.

[Anonymous No.2269354]

i dont feel at all like i fall

[Anonymous No.2269364]

To take a dump
is to plop a clump

- Anonymous