[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/lit/ - Literature

View post   
File: 25 KB, 292x475, WHY.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
2265249 No.2265249 [Reply] [Original]

Does this get any better? It`s so discordant. Contrived eloquence, maternal humour AND wannabe poetry. An abominable hybrid mutation =/

>> No.2265452

ask sunhawk, he might knoe

>> No.2265466

>>2265452
Really, Sunhawk?

Very well. On behalf of OP, I shall perform the summoning ritual.

OVER THE BONES OF DEEP AND EDGY
STEEPED IN THE BLOOD OF BROWNBEAR
TO THE ANCIENT DRUMS OF THE STILL-BEATING HEART OF DEIST
ANOINTED IN THE TEARS OF QUENTIN
WE SUMMON THEE SUNHAWK
BY MOOTIKINS THOUGH ARE MOPY
WE SUMMON THEE SUNHAWK
ANSWER THIS QUESTION FOR OP

It is done. I must rest, and cleanse myself of this sacrificial chicken blood.

>> No.2265467

>>2265466
Dubs appeareth! A harbinger of the great firebird!

Hark, it is Sunhawk from on yonder!

>> No.2265468

>>2265466

That didn't work as expected.

>> No.2265470

>>2265466

You fool, you just summoned the angry spirit of Deist:
>>2265468

>> No.2265477

I didn`t ask for /lit/`s adaptation of Faust ;_;